Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Now he's doing the typical "lol the incels are mad" thing, on top of shilling one of his videos.
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He still has replies disabled, naturally.

EDIT: Even Dankula is dunking on him for this one.
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Believerbob chimes in on Tampa Bay Rays (baseball) players opting out of wearing pride patches on their uniforms:
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(Since the last sentence is cut off, it reads, "It's no different" [source].)

Compelled speech is at least as oppressive an evil as bigotry, and quite possibly worse since it so frequently comes at the threat of imprisonment or death. Fatboy here needs to be given the Clockwork Orange treatment in front of a repeating loop of A Man for All Seasons.
That second photo and Bob saying he is losing weight. Yeah, losing thickness in his tiny bird legs and forearms due to not working out.

I wonder how he will feel about being such an “enlightened thinker” once the stroke hits.

My dad was overweight for much of his life. He also started losing a ton of weight from his calves and ankles ... and died a week later.
 
Now he's doing the typical "lol the incels are mad" thing, on top of shilling one of his videos.
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He still has replies disabled, naturally.

EDIT: Even Dankula is dunking on him for this one.
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Ahh yes, the ol' I said something incredibly stupid and wrong and now everyone's big mad at me so I'm the winner. I'm re-watching his review right now and Bobbyboi has clearly already made up his mind in the first minute and a half. It takes him 2 and a half minutes to get into the actual review after all his smug bloviating. He describes the issues Marvin had as "expensive but one would imagine most would consider manageable, non-apocalyptic disagreement (JUMP CUT) with other local builders over zoning regulations, building codes, and septic line disputes, it's that kind of small town" and not that they made it impossible for Marvin to operate his business and then fined him for it. I turned it off after that. Bob has no idea what owning a business is. I cannot even find anywhere where he flied an LLC for his Moviebob Productions. He moved back in with his mom for reasons that we can only speculate on. He's been fired from the same place twice and currently does some kind of research for MatPat. His next big thing is making a shit movie with his midlife crisis lesser brother that no one but us will ever see, assuming it ever gets finished.

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This would've been on The Escapist's channel but they've scrubbed all Bob content. I have no idea what the numbers would've been for the original. I just always like how he throws up his old videos on his channel and tries to pass it off as new content. Bob's like the gunt in that they both have nothing, add nothing, and their fail state is death.

The tweet's got one quote tweet from a fucking leaf.
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You dipshit. If he wanted to kill people there was not a single thing that anyone could've done to stop him. Actual grenades thrown down the exhaust port couldn't stop it. The killdozer was stopped because of a basement. Marvin was not a spree killer. He had a mission and that was to get back at the tiny emperors who used their governmental power to kill his business because they could.

As to why they would lie about it, I have two guesses. One because it makes them look better and not like the fucking bureaucrats they are. Two, it vilifies Marvin and makes him look like a wack-a-do which in turn will make people think twice about rising up against government bullshit. RJM is a proud leaf so of course this kind of bullshittery is all he knows and he loves it.
 
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Because a Bad Person deserve Bad Things. That's why.


The rainbow degenerates aren't "asking for equality"; they are demanding special treatment, in this case impunity from encouraging children participate in their sexual activities.

Preacher Dillon Awes claims the Book of Romans condemns homosexuals to death (For the record Paul, while he strongly condemns homosexuality, including lesbianism, he nevertheless does not advocate homosexuals be put to death).
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The so-called "paradox of tolerance" cuts both ways: if we are tolerant of gays, we are cultivating an environment where Christian teaching is devalued and ultimately no longer tolerated. The following replies are evidence to this:
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And the intolerance to Christians is happening right in front of our eyes: you MUST wear the rainbow logo or else! (Archive of Tampa Bay Chronicles article)
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Bobby is very interested in sissy hypno porn, like his friend, the pedophile and rapist Bimbo Politics.
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I thought Luke relishes the chance to wear a mask perpetually?

Just a couple of things wrong with the GOP.
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How dare anyone suggest that white people were oppressed? They were treated badly but they were never oppressed!
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When you hear people avers "oppression Olympics is fascist talk", always ask yourself (((who))) benefits.


Black people have higher death rate than white people: OPPRESSION!!!!
People in Red states have higher death rates than people in blue states: HA HA GARBAGE PEOPLE SERVES YOU RIGHT!!!!

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Naturally you will not win any argument if Bob Chipman is your spokesman.


Bobby and co talk about the best way to raise children. You should STFU if you think you know what is best for kids.
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Communists have become "FUCKING RELEVANT" some time while I was sleeping.
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Bob's sweetheart and colleague dares him to make a film on something that doesn't exist.
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"I was a slave, then I was reborn a god".
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Lisa Simpson: "His favorite thing is Star Wars? He hates Star Wars."

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The " Bechdel Test" is more fictional than any Star Wars character.

Predator, the Extended Universe.
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Is anyone interested in a Madonna biopic directed by Madonna herself? Is anyone interested in anything directed by Madonna herself?
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I reckon most Gen-X gays have long since switched their allegiance to Kylie Minogue.


If you continue to be good boys, one day I might discuss the relative merits of at least 10 recordings of J. S. Bach's Goldberg Variations. But to be brief: if you can only own one, get Murray Perahia's
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"Tell me you have a virus/malware on your computer from too much pr0n, without telling me your computer is full of pr0n that you downloaded from very unsafe sources"

FFS bob download you some Malwarebytes and get windows defender or fucking Norton on the case.

Counterpoint to Bob's point that a lot of people he knew were married that shouldn't have been:

People shouldn't marry narcissists and cluster-B clusterfucks and most definitely shouldn't a) stick their dick in crazy or b) allow crazy dick to stick in them.
 
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That second photo and Bob saying he is losing weight. Yeah, losing thickness in his tiny bird legs and forearms due to not working out.

I wonder how he will feel about being such an “enlightened thinker” once the stroke hits.
He's not losing weight, you obsolescent. He's evolving into the superior human of tomorrow: one suited for a robot body and an eternity on Twitter.
 
Moviebob, who likely only read the byline instead of the actual article, has another "pots and kettles" moment:
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Gee. I guess Moviebob qualifies as a garbage "American" as Bob never seems to want to change for the better, instead focusing on blaming the worthless troglodytes who stole the fyuuchaa Bob EARNED.
"MovieBob has been marching himself into the abyss for generations, and blaming everyone else every step of the way to avoid having to change his behavior."

"I was a slave, then I was reborn a god".
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Look at this complete idiot saying something utterly meaningless by trying to claim a "DBZ vibe" is "happening" when it just looks like you would expect a fucking Black Adam movie to look. Shouldn't you be shitting out incoherent threads about the deep complicated lore of Hawkman or something to pretend you always knew before you looked that the various characters shown were part of a Justice Society run for hundreds of beloved issues? No, keep on describing a perfectly cromulent looking film for a well established major DC character as an "alt-Superman" thing, makes you look very in the know as always, Bob.
 
Creepy lust after Chun-Li.
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Honestly, this is me commenting on Bob's replies. Like the man appears to be "The World's Smartest Retard" or whatever Alan Moore wrote in Watchmen. Admittedly the first comment is just coom brain. He's thinking of Felicia. The other most popular Capcom fighter wankbait.

But to say Brawl has a good story is unforgivable retardation. That whole story mode was two characters nodding at each other and fighting a third one.
If Bob starts stanning the impending disaster that is Amazon's "Rings of Power," the Grand Coulee Dam might not hold back my Tolkien sperging.
I'm excited. I've been waiting for him to break down and do that. It's been a good long while since I've known what the fuck he is on about. Although, Street Fighter 6 might change that here.

Also, regarding the Killdozer. That isn't even wiki-skimming. That's a take I've seen thrown around ever since it happened. He's just parroting people again.
 
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Let me put on my schadenfreude face at Moviebob's expense...
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The rainbow degenerates aren't "asking for equality"; they are demanding special treatment, in this case impunity from encouraging children participate in their sexual activities.
Correct. Much like third-wave "feminism", the most obnoxious members of this particular community want the powers associated with "equality", but don't want to use them responsibly.



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I thought Luke relishes the chance to wear a mask perpetually?
Correct. Back before the plague started, we had an egocentric Donald Trump (to whom I never liked giving my vote) in the White House. Two years later, we have an "administration" whose top two positions have a combined IQ lower than that of a rusted hammer.



Just a couple of things wrong with the GOP.
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Hey, Mr. Grey: Uck-fay oo-yay.



How dare anyone suggest that white people were oppressed? They were treated badly but they were never oppressed!
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Racistbob strikes again!



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Naturally you will not win any argument if Bob Chipman is your spokesman.
If you have Moviebob representing you, you've not only thrown in the towel, you've lost the battle before the towel's even been thrown!



Bobby and co talk about the best way to raise children. You should STFU if you think you know what is best for kids.
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If Moviebob believes that the structure of monetary and temporal needs are unworthy of concern, then maybe Bob just just keep its mouth fused closed on the matter (among many other matters, as well).



Communists have become "FUCKING RELEVANT" some time while I was sleeping.
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Which is why I will never trust Moviebob. As someone who voted against Führer Hillary and Fuckwit in Chief Biden, I know damn well Moviebob wants to see me in pain.



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Friendly reminder: Moviebob literally called for Texans with even so much as a head cold to cough on Governor Greg Abbott. Tactics, targets, blah, blah, blah...
 
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"MovieBob has been marching himself into the abyss for generations, and blaming everyone else every step of the way to avoid having to change his behavior."


Look at this complete idiot saying something utterly meaningless by trying to claim a "DBZ vibe" is "happening" when it just looks like you would expect a fucking Black Adam movie to look. Shouldn't you be shitting out incoherent threads about the deep complicated lore of Hawkman or something to pretend you always knew before you looked that the various characters shown were part of a Justice Society run for hundreds of beloved issues? No, keep on describing a perfectly cromulent looking film for a well established major DC character as an "alt-Superman" thing, makes you look very in the know as always, Bob.
Particularly how Hawkman and Dr. Fate (Nabu) were linked to Black Adam's history in JSA, but nope. Bob is as fake a fan as it gets.
 
Particularly how Hawkman and Dr. Fate (Nabu) were linked to Black Adam's history in JSA, but nope. Bob is as fake a fan as it gets.
And Atom Smasher develops a complex relationship with Adam, especially when Adam takes over his home country of Khandaq which leads to the climatic event of 52, one of DC's greatest all-time events. It's hard not to expect something there because why else would you put somebody like Atom Smasher in a blockbuster film!

Bob loves trying to telegraph what he claims are coming events in the MCU but he's missing some of the broader setups for stuff in this film, stuff The Rock would know being a Black Adam fan and probably helped pushed for including considering how long he's been personally attached to the film, and stuff Warner already confirmed is stuff that might lead to potential future films/streaming series/etc. The obvious Shazam vs. Adam future film isn't the only thing this is potentially setting up but Bob's leaving all his fans dependent on his deep research high and dry.

It's also a bit amusing in Bob's case because he's been banging the drum so long that he thinks they're going to completely erase Snyder's setup for the DCEU but this film looks like it's fitting exactly into that premise, it's another DC "origin" film when they're leaning into the idea that the DC Universe already preexists the films. Batman, Wonder Woman, etc. had careers before we ever met them and we'll maybe see the background later (although this got changed for Batman obviously), this film is pretty blatantly showing that something like the Justice Society already exists, etc. It's doubly funny because Bob wants to compare this so bad to Superman but he's missing what looks like an obvious connection to the DCEU Superman in this regard, they're catalyst events within a pre-existing universe. Snyder's trilogy was about how things change when a Superman arrives, this looks like the start of how things change when a Black Adam arrives.

Bob seems to be tentatively celebrating a film that looks like it leans into, rather than rejecting, a lot of things he claims to hate about DC films because he doesn't know anything about it so he couldn't make himself pre-emptively upset about it not being what he wants out of the franchise/character, plus they showed him a good amount of punching and explosions. So we get him talking about a "fresh new vision" for DC with something that looks like it fits pretty well into the pre-existing "Snyder" framework, especially since it's yet another angry god coming to Earth and the world having to deal with that. What an awful hack lol
 
And Atom Smasher develops a complex relationship with Adam, especially when Adam takes over his home country of Khandaq which leads to the climatic event of 52, one of DC's greatest all-time events. It's hard not to expect something there because why else would you put somebody like Atom Smasher in a blockbuster film!

Bob loves trying to telegraph what he claims are coming events in the MCU but he's missing some of the broader setups for stuff in this film, stuff The Rock would know being a Black Adam fan and probably helped pushed for including considering how long he's been personally attached to the film, and stuff Warner already confirmed is stuff that might lead to potential future films/streaming series/etc. The obvious Shazam vs. Adam future film isn't the only thing this is potentially setting up but Bob's leaving all his fans dependent on his deep research high and dry.

It's also a bit amusing in Bob's case because he's been banging the drum so long that he thinks they're going to completely erase Snyder's setup for the DCEU but this film looks like it's fitting exactly into that premise, it's another DC "origin" film when they're leaning into the idea that the DC Universe already preexists the films. Batman, Wonder Woman, etc. had careers before we ever met them and we'll maybe see the background later (although this got changed for Batman obviously), this film is pretty blatantly showing that something like the Justice Society already exists, etc. It's doubly funny because Bob wants to compare this so bad to Superman but he's missing what looks like an obvious connection to the DCEU Superman in this regard, they're catalyst events within a pre-existing universe. Snyder's trilogy was about how things change when a Superman arrives, this looks like the start of how things change when a Black Adam arrives.

Bob seems to be tentatively celebrating a film that looks like it leans into, rather than rejecting, a lot of things he claims to hate about DC films because he doesn't know anything about it so he couldn't make himself pre-emptively upset about it not being what he wants out of the franchise/character, plus they showed him a good amount of punching and explosions. So we get him talking about a "fresh new vision" for DC with something that looks like it fits pretty well into the pre-existing "Snyder" framework, especially since it's yet another angry god coming to Earth and the world having to deal with that. What an awful hack lol
I love that whole JSA run. 52 is actually one of the comics that I still have (well the trades) and I love that the chapter where Black Adam solo, fighting pretty much literally everyone titled "World War 3". Black Adam doesn't fuck around. I can't imagine this film will capture any of that.
 
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I love that whole JSA run. 52 is actually one of the comics that I still have (well the trades) and I love that the chapter where Black Adam solo, fighting pretty much literally everyone titled "World War 3". Black Adam doesn't fuck around. I can't imagine this film will capture any of that.
It's certainly a very very high bar to meet, but honestly if you told me that the first Black Adam movie, after the Shazam movie we got (which I'm not saying is poor just saying stylistically), was going to start mining that kind of stuff the way this looks to be. Like, no way they'd do that, nobody at Warner Bros has seen or remembers JSA or 52, I'd tell you. Until they started showing the footage I thought there was no way this movie was going to have so much Justice Society in it. Even after what's been on the CW shows, I figured the only way the Justice Society ever appeared in a film was like a photo of the team or something. Now they're saying stuff like "ya know, if this does well, maybe we do a streaming series or something, maybe they show up in more films" and it feels like somebody snuck one past. Maybe Geoff Johns remembered they gave him a big important title and hoodwinked AT&T when they came in, I dunno, the guy wrote on both JSA and 52 after all. Just the potential that they're looking at stuff like that for Adam seems fun for the future when they're getting it out there early. After everything that's gone wrong for these DC films maybe they didn't fuck one up.
 
It's certainly a very very high bar to meet, but honestly if you told me that the first Black Adam movie, after the Shazam movie we got (which I'm not saying is poor just saying stylistically), was going to start mining that kind of stuff the way this looks to be. Like, no way they'd do that, nobody at Warner Bros has seen or remembers JSA or 52, I'd tell you. Until they started showing the footage I thought there was no way this movie was going to have so much Justice Society in it. Even after what's been on the CW shows, I figured the only way the Justice Society ever appeared in a film was like a photo of the team or something. Now they're saying stuff like "ya know, if this does well, maybe we do a streaming series or something, maybe they show up in more films" and it feels like somebody snuck one past. Maybe Geoff Johns remembered they gave him a big important title and hoodwinked AT&T when they came in, I dunno, the guy wrote on both JSA and 52 after all. Just the potential that they're looking at stuff like that for Adam seems fun for the future when they're getting it out there early. After everything that's gone wrong for these DC films maybe they didn't fuck one up.
I don't have a lot of faith in it, but if they pull it off, it'll be the first capeshit movie I go to in quite a while.
 
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I'll also admit this wouldn't be the first of these DC movies where there's been one trailer or something and I'm like okay, this could work, then they put out another trailer and it looks like they shot a completely different movie and it doesn't even seem like the scenes go together in the same movie. And in the case of at least, say Wonder Woman 1984, the latter was an accurate representation. (And in the case of the original Justice League cut it was a literal representation.)
 
Someone attempted to murder Justice Brett Kavanaugh. Most of the reports I found, curiously, come from Britbong sources (archive of BBC News article)
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(Archive of NPR article)

Bobby cannot see the downside of gun control -- nor, for that matter, of draconian environmental laws.
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Another one of those "Fix Society. Please" pleas, this time by Republicians.
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You see, Bobby is never forced to be the the Man of the House, yet he did not become a spree shooter. Take that conservatives!

Bobby got called out for his Killerdozer idiocy, and a tard fight ensued. Surprisingly Bobby emerged as the saner one.
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Don't you know Fox News is lying to you?
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How come people can't admit only one Wendy's has been burned by the St. Floyd's Fire?
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Because the men in the Chipman clan absolutely radiate intelligence and trustworthiness.


It is now confirmed that Fox G. Green is totally nuts.
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Not that Bobby is any better.

Another person dares Bobby to give an "honest" review of Peter Coffin's documentary. Bobby would rather spend his time gawking at muzzie cutie.
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People simply can't imagine what a big shot Bobby is: at one point he was writing 30% of contents on The Escapist's main page! And now he is engaged in upmarket value-added service!
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Peter Coffin challenges the pro-groomer tweet by Nick Parrott; Sir Robert sees right into Coffin's dank, dark heart.
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Yes, Coffin resents Nick and the rest of Breadtube, but that doesn't mean what he says here is wrong.

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Angel zerg rush. Banana Wu cares about children.
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I'm glad it is working. And it wouldn't have worked if your side weren't so eager to go mask off.

Faith Naff, who knows enough phenomenology to recognize himself as a woman.
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The adoption of the metric system is a moral issue, and a man wants to solve it "violently if necessary".
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That's such a Thinkerly thing to say.

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Hanging out with so many trannies on Twitter makes Bobby see murder in the most innocuous of things, such as this adorable Gidgee Skink.
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Here. And it is archived.

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Can people like Bobby stop describing Ms Marvel as "cute", or is the word specified in the contract they signed with Disney?

And MCU received the first fan letter the same day the show is aired!
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Do you need a reason to prevent preschool children reading capeshit?
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Ezra Miller:
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"Put down the gun and let the marching band go."

Dinosaurs good.
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Cartoon.
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Does Chris even let Bobby read the script? Can Bobby even read a script?
 
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