Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Someone attempted to murder Justice Brett Kavanaugh. Most of the reports I found, curiously, come from Britbong sources (archive of BBC News article)
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Does Bob have a secret list of murdered judges by conservatives he's keeping from the rest of the world or something? (No, I'm not going to grant him the "threat" save.)

Bobby cannot see the downside of gun control -- nor, for that matter, of draconian environmental laws.
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What exactly is the HARM of banning Disney films, Bob?

The adoption of the metric system is a moral issue, and a man wants to solve it "violently if necessary".
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That's such a Thinkerly thing to say.
I love that he thinks it's such an epic badass thing to repeatedly say "I don't even understand math, like at all, why would anyone when calculators?" to where he even forces it awkwardly into unhinged conversations like this.
 
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EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?! SODA CANS IN THE GODDAMN TRASH?!

THERE IS LITERALLY NO EXCUSE FOR THAT:

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For shame, Chris, Bob, and pals. And you call yourselves 'enlightened'
DEMOCRATS. FFS join the 21st Century and RECYCLE, you lazy-ass goddamn Obsolescents. Hell, the deposit alone recovered could probably recover a lot of the film's budget, lol. I don't get it, it's like throwing money away?! Hell, I'm an Obsolete Non-NDP/Non-Green-voting British Columbian, and even I know better than that.


When Bob says he has other things to do (other than respond to Coffin's thing)
he means: "Wikipedia won't read itself, friendo!"
 
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I love that he thinks it's such an epic badass thing to repeatedly say "I don't even understand math, like at all, why would anyone when calculators?" to where he even forces it awkwardly into unhinged conversations like this.
After I read this, I thought I'd do a search of his account and the word math.
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Do you think Bob knows he's stupid?
 
Does Bob have a secret list of murdered judges by conservatives he's keeping from the rest of the world or something? (No, I'm not going to grant him the "threat" save.)
Your guess is as good as mine as to what he's referring to. I'll admit that I don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of every time a judge was killed in this country, or any country for that matter, but the least you could do when making such a bold claim of conservatives' "militia terrorist followers" killing off judges "for decades" is actually provide some fucking citations. But he won't because something something "not my job to educate you" blah blah "you're not even a person" etc.

Bob's also too stupid to understand the political minefield that any administration would be stumbling into in the event that one of the Supreme Court justices on the other side of the fence was murdered. Hypothetically, let's say that this wackjob from Commiefornia actually did manage to kill Kavanaugh. Now there's a vacancy on the Supreme Court, so Biden needs to fill it. If he chooses a leftist like he'd want to, that judge would be forever tainted by having Kavanaugh's murder hanging over their head as the only reason they're on the court. The administration would be viewed as taking advantage of a horrible situation for political maneuvering, and they'd lose what little legitimacy they still have. But they also wouldn't want to nominate another conservative because their base wouldn't accept it, and they'd lose face with their constituents. It would be a bad situation no matter how it played out.

But Bob is a brainlet sociopath that just wants red states to suffer, so he sees absolutely no issue with killing off justices to replace them whenever they don't rule on cases the way you want them to.
Bobby cannot see the downside of gun control -- nor, for that matter, of draconian environmental laws.
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What is it with the Anglosphere and producing a ridiculous amount of uninformed assholes that think they know American politics better than Americans? Canada, the UK, Australia, New Zealand...so much retardation. (Some of you are okay I guess.)

If gun control worked, then blue metropolises would be the safest places in the country. One look at Chicago's weekly stats will put that to rest, to say nothing of Baltimore, NYC, LA, Bahstahn, and so on. As the OP Bob's replying to points out, areas with lax gun laws generally have fewer shooting incidents. Logically speaking, if you're reasonably certain that your neighbors are all armed, then you'll probably want to avoid pissing them off. Remember during the Summer of Floyd riots when BLM decided to leave the city and head into the 'burbs? Remember how they got real quiet once they saw homeowners guarding their property with firearms visible? An armed society is a polite society.

As to his non sequitur about climate change, a good reason to not just "do it anyway" is that most of the proposed solutions are horribly inefficient and a waste of resources. The sun isn't always shining and the wind isn't always blowing, so renewables are never going to work for all our needs, and there are plenty of drawbacks that hurt their supposed "green" value. Bob talks big about wanting to rewild the interior of the country, but we'd need a shitload of space for all the solar and wind farms to power the country, not to mention how windmills chop up bats and birds. Making advancements in efficiency to reduce energy consumption is always a good thing, but those sorts of things are generally happening all the time anyway without needing green wackos to pressure them because it makes good business sense to do so.
Don't you know Fox News is lying to you?
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How come people can't admit only one Wendy's has been burned by the St. Floyd's Fire?
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I think that everyone who lost a business or a home to the "mostly peaceful" riots would like to have a word with Bob and his ilk.

Point by point: 1, if you want to count tiny five-person protests in the overall count, then sure, they weren't all riots, but every major protest devolved into one. 2, I believe it's likely gross hyperbole to suggest that everyone that did not agree with all the rioting believes that these cities were wiped off the face of the earth. A few, perhaps, but there are a few loonies in every group. And 3, of course arrests were made, but when the courts repeatedly declined to actually indict the rioters on crimes and let them back out the next day, then effectively they weren't actually arrested, merely inconvenienced and let out to continue the anarcho-tyrrany.

And then Bob has to come along with his classic fedora-tipping atheist talk because something something Believers bad i r smart. Clearly, he's unaware that euphoric atheists have been mocked for years for saying shit exactly like that.
People simply can't imagine what a big shot Bobby is: at one point he was writing 30% of contents on The Escapist's main page! And now he is engaged in upmarket value-added service!
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For someone who claims to not care about his own popularity, Bob gets really defensive when you point out how he's increasingly unpopular. I also enjoy how he's completely fucking vague about his supposed work (what "sectors" are you branching into, Bobbo?) while continuing to pretend that anyone watching MatPat's content is totally there for his Wikipedia skimming skills. And I definitely believe he's being paid well, and isn't just being given a pittance for doing the gruntwork. Hell, it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if Bob was paying them for the privilege instead.

He blames his channel's downslide on the algorithm, claiming that it isn't promoting him because he's not uploading in a way that it wants him to. While possible, let's compare his recent uploads to that loquacious Lothario, the Drinker:
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Bob puts out on average about one or two videos a week, while Drinker puts out on average about two videos a week. If Drinker's success is solely due to his output, then Bob just needs to put in a tiny bit more effort and find something else to talk about in any week he's only putting out one video. I can't imagine it'd be that hard, but then again, I'm not a Thinker. Rather, I think he really pissed off the algorithm by spamming reuploads, and he's still doing that in a sense by lumping together his older videos into single uploads. That, and he's also producing garbage of zero entertainment value.

And speaking of his "independent ventures" providing him a financial cushion, fun tidbit from his Patreon:
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Looks like that donation back in April was entirely a one-off thing, because only a couple weeks later, all that extra cash was gone, dropping in about the same amount that it went up. He's once again getting closer to going sub-$3k and back down to the level he was at prior to getting shitcanned from the Escapist a second time. Cushion's getting flatter, Bobbo. (Insert your own fat joke here.)
 
He moved back in with his mom for reasons that we can only speculate on.
Bob makes about $47k/year before taxes and Patreon cuts. I don't know what MatPat is paying Bob, but let's say $20k/year, (which is probably me being extremely generous with that number). That's not a comfortable living wage for Bosie, let alone Boston.
 
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That's not a comfortable living wage for Bosie, let alone Boston.
It is if mommy cooks and cleans for you which I have to assume is what's happening. For as much as Bob likes to reinforce his love of lockdowns by hiding behind his mom being a school nurse we've heard not a peep about her being sick from him or his Lesser Brother, the one who power levels way to often.
 
Believerbob chimes in on Tampa Bay Rays (baseball) players opting out of wearing pride patches on their uniforms:
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(Since the last sentence is cut off, it reads, "It's no different" [source].)

Moviebob: "Make bigotry afraid and the supersition [sic] ashamed] [...] keep at it until both [...] are in the garbage can of human history where they belong."

Reality: "Bob, you're not worthy of the garbage bin of history. In fact, your excessive bigotry, overt superstitiousness, and perpetual desire for others to be enslaved/removed from society to serve your selfidh desires renders your body and soul worthy of nothing less than relegation to the incinerator of human history--or, as it's more commonly known to mankind, Hell!"



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Republican Counties Have Higher Mortality Rates Than Democratic Ones, Study Finds
Madeline Halpert, Forbes Staff--June 7, 2022, 3:30 PM

Yet, there's not a keystroke mentioning homicide. That automatically renders this study as bullshit.

Moviebob, who likely only read the byline instead of the actual article, has another "pots and kettles" moment:
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Gee. I guess Moviebob qualifies as a garbage "American" as Bob never seems to want to change for the better, instead focusing on blaming the worthless troglodytes who stole the fyuuchaa Bob EARNED.
Based on what you quoted, it doesn't even say what the headline is saying. Mortality rates went down by differing percentages, but they do not supply the raw data.

Not that it matters, Republican voters are typically far older than their Democrat counterparts- 60+% of registered Republics are over 50, where only half of Democrats are. They're going to have more deaths regardless of policy, unless they suddenly shifted and appealed to students. Seeing as the only remaining core bloc for Democrats are white and black women while Republicans increased their votes from all other demographics in 2020, I wouldn't be surprised if in ten years these statistics shift. The black population in the US is far younger than any other.

What is it with the Anglosphere and producing a ridiculous amount of uninformed assholes that think they know American politics better than Americans? Canada, the UK, Australia, New Zealand...so much retardation. (Some of you are okay I guess.)

It's because your lefty propaganda is swallowed there without rational criticism. When your politicians make stupid statements about how an "assault weapon" is anything with a ten-round magazine and isn't a bolt action, our voters do not know that's ridiculous. Imagine Canada, Australia and New Zealand as just New York and Iowa. These countries are (besides New Zealand) as large as the US but with a tenth of the population. You live in one of two cities or you're out in the boonies. Add in a Parliament rather than a Congress with first-past-the-post voting for the Executive, and you have no big tent parties outside of the conservative ones. The UK has the Tories vs Labour, Lib Dems, Greens, etc. Canada has the Conservatives vs the Liberals, Greens, Lib Dems, etc. Australia has the Liberals/Nationals vs Labor, Greens, Sex/Atheism/Satanism/Abortion/etc Party.

The only difference is everyone forgets the Senate exists so we have no agitation to make both houses popular rather than equal.
 
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Your guess is as good as mine as to what he's referring to. I'll admit that I don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of every time a judge was killed in this country, or any country for that matter, but the least you could do when making such a bold claim of conservatives' "militia terrorist followers" killing off judges "for decades" is actually provide some fucking citations. But he won't because something something "not my job to educate you" blah blah "you're not even a person" etc.
Darby agrees to meet Grantham in New York City, where she shares the theory expressed in her brief: the assassinations were done for oil tycoon Victor Mattiece, who intends to exploit the oil he found beneath Louisiana marshland that is habitat for an endangered sub-species of brown pelicans. A court appeal to deny Mattiece the drilling rights is expected to reach the Supreme Court. Darby has surmised that Mattiece, hoping to turn the case in his favor, is behind the justices' murders; these two justices differ in their opinions on everything except protecting the environment. As a generous contributor to the President, Mattiece expects that he would appoint justices that favor oil and gas exploitation over environmental issues while the next President may not do so.​

I mean I don't know for sure, but it would honestly not surprise me that if you were able to press Bobby, all of his references for Judges being murdered would come from movies.
 
A new Marvel product dropped! Which means it's time to consoom-

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I just clicked on the first part of the time line randomly to just hear him and I heard 3 very noticeable jump cuts in his narration in about 15 seconds. Why? It amazes me that he can't even read properly off of his script and/or take an extra 10 minutes to properly edit his own product. Why care about effort, I guess, when that time spent keeps him away from precious tweeting from his phone?
 
the shitta is a no name retard faggot in denial, has a podcast that no one cares about and he is still making a film. the shitta is closer to the film industry than big shot moviebob productions lmao
Correction, he has EIGHT podcasts and his own gay version of Channel Awesome that no one cares about.
Faith Naff, who knows enough phenomenology to recognize himself as a woman.
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I can quote Faith, an actual man, calling himself a mother
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I think I'm ready for that conversation.
Peter Coffin challenges the pro-groomer tweet by Nick Parrott; Sir Robert sees right into Coffin's dank, dark heart.
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Yes, Coffin resents Nick and the rest of Breadtube, but that doesn't mean what he says here is wrong.
To address MOS, those people will happily turn coat, which is weird because it implies that they are somehow on your side, once you faggots start imposing your faggotry upon their children in a demonstrable way. I can't find it right now but I have seen footage from these pride parades where the camera is focused on two men. One man is on his hands and knees, in a leather harness and has what looks like a leather dog mask on his head except it has a giant and jutting bottom lip, almost bowl shaped which will be important two sentences from now. The other man is in a leather harness, chaps and is standing in front of him. Standing man is pissing into the bowl shaped bottom lip. I assume dog twink is drinking the piss as he is just crouched there, being standing man's literal toilet. This wasn't in a dark alley. This wasn't inside a building. This was on a street corner. Win over Jon and Jane Q Public with that. Now try to win them over by saying they should take their children to it and call them a bigot if they refuse. It's this kind of advocacy of lunacy that makes me extremely black pilled as I brace for the storm and I've already shat up this thread with enough of this doomer talk.
Corporate sponsorship for my kink is actually a good thing.
It's already been captured but just as a reminder
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I was hoping that someone in the replies would actually send the tweet back to him but alas no. However there are some choice replies from some of his regulars.
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LITERALLY invented MCU style quips! I never once was into Shakespeare so you'll have to inform me where in Hamlet he stops from killing his uncle while he's praying, because he doesn't want his uncle to go to Heaven, and says "Mine uncle, today you get TO BE" and then makes a Beyoncé reference.
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lol dumbass
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I was worried TrueMetis fell off the earth. He was just saving up his tweet power for such occasions as this.

Who in ten years is going to remember Eternals? Who next year is going to remember Shang-Chi and it's thing with two butts? Who will remember Far from Home? Who will remember MCU television show X? What classes will be taught on Multiverse of Madness, Black Widow, or Thor 3? Who in a hundred years from now will be reenacting Captain America: Civil War? Who in fifty years will be talking about the deep meanings of Steve Rogers picking up a magical hammer?

I mean, other than people who've made MCU their entire identity and are somehow still alive.
 
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This is easily one of the worst videos he put out in a long time. Some of the "why" might not make sense if you're not into actual comics but Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, I actually felt my brain cells melting away.

  • Bob opening it by talking about how Phase 4 is about how all the kids are consoomers like himself. Projecting himself onto people a 1/3 to 1/4th his age
  • Goes on a tangent where he calls comic publishers deadend right-wing businesses that only older white men like himself care about. Live action adaptations raise them up to decency.
  • Praises Kamala as special because she's "A character made after the 1990s who is ACTUALLY popular with ACTUAL fans". The fact Bob himself has talked about 2000s and 2010s characters never comes up
  • He never directly talks about it but he thinks changing Kamala from a shapeshifter to a genie is a wonderful idea and smaller scale than what the comics did
  • Actually the reason why he thinks the genie origin is happen isn't because he paid attention to pre-release stuff like is his job, he thinks it's unusual for genies to come up if somebody's having an English conversation. He also thinks a Disney+ show needs to bring it up a lot because their audience might not know what a genie is
  • Has a tangent where he claims Islam and consoomerism are compatible
  • Tries comparing Kamala to the Amercian dream. Is it because she has immigrant parents who were seeking a better life for their family? No, it's because he thinks American ideals are about mindless consumption. He does the "no ethical consumption under capitalism" bit but frames it as a good thing
  • Ends it with another Ezra Miller joke

There's probably more but no way will I ever want to experience that again. I can only imagine how worse it's going to get once this show actually starts falling off the track as leaks have shown.
 
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Correction, he has EIGHT podcasts and his own gay version of Channel Awesome that no one cares about.

I can quote Faith, an actual man, calling himself a mother
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I think I'm ready for that conversation.

To address MOS, those people will happily turn coat, which is weird because it implies that they are somehow on your side, once you faggots start imposing your faggotry upon their children in a demonstrable way. I can't find it right now but I have seen footage from these pride parades where the camera is focused on two men. One man is on his hands and knees, in a leather harness and has what looks like a leather dog mask on his head except it has a giant and jutting bottom lip, almost bowl shaped which will be important two sentences from now. The other man is in a leather harness, chaps and is standing in front of him. Standing man is pissing into the bowl shaped bottom lip. I assume dog twink is drinking the piss as he is just crouched there, being standing man's literal toilet. This wasn't in a dark alley. This wasn't inside a building. This was on a street corner. Win over Jon and Jane Q Public with that. Now try to win them over by saying they should take their children to it and call them a bigot if they refuse. It's this kind of advocacy of lunacy that makes me extremely black pilled as I brace for the storm and I've already shat up this thread with enough of this doomer talk.

Corporate sponsorship for my kink is actually a good thing.

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I was hoping that someone in the replies would actually send the tweet back to him but alas no. However there are some choice replies from some of his regulars.
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LITERALLY invented MCU style quips! I never once was into Shakespeare so you'll have to inform me where in Hamlet he stops from killing his uncle while he's praying, because he doesn't want his uncle to go to Heaven, and says "Mine uncle, today you get TO BE" and then makes a Beyoncé reference.
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lol dumbass
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I was worried TrueMetis fell off the earth. He was just saving up his tweet power for such occasions as this.

Who in ten years is going to remember Eternals? Who next year is going to remember Shang-Chi and it's thing with two butts? Who will remember Far from Home? Who will remember MCU television show X? What classes will be taught on Multiverse of Madness, Black Widow, or Thor 3? Who in a hundred years from now will be reenacting Captain America: Civil War? Who in fifty years will be talking about the deep meanings of Steve Rogers picking up a magical hammer?

I mean, other than people who've made MCU their entire identity and are somehow still alive.
Oh hell, back in the late 80s, transgender "whamen" who had been married to whamen and had kids and were fathers, were calling themselves mothers when they transitioned. I remember a (fictional) courtroom drama series - I forget if it was The Judge or Superior Court, where the cold opening was a barely passing "woman" (the voice gave it away, the actor was a dude in drag in the vein of Tom Hanks and Peter Scholari from Bosom Buddies) made the statement prior to court, to his (ex or soon to be ex) wife "I'm their mother, too!" So I'm not surprised that Faith, having spawned offspring (with a woman I might add), thought "I'm a Whamen and Always Have Been, Therefore I am A Mother."
 
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I vaguely recalled Bob getting my dander up ages ago over Shakespeare and "shared universes." Here's the relevant tweet:

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And here's the post for full context. It's from way back in 2017. Seeing classic lit through an autistic Marvel lens is not remotely a new thing for Bob.

Yeah, all the kids in highschool loved the STU (Shakespearean Theatrical Universe)
 
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