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Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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The Democrats are literally relitigating their twice failed impeachment of Trump. The first half of their thing last week started with them saying that this was going to be the most produced hearing Congress has ever produced. That is not an exaggeration. They said that almost verbatim at the very beginning. They then never shut up about how Trump encouraged people to attack "these sacred halls" and never once talked about the people who actually went into the Capitol building which is what the Goddamned thing was supposed to be about. THEY EVEN SAID THAT THEY'RE NOT DONE WITH THEIR INVESTIGATION! These fuckers are spending our tax dollars on this circus.To Bobby, the freakish Jan 6 "hearing" is just a massive election ad of the Democrats, on public fund no less.
Bob, the massive tard that he is, seems to act that this is actually might be a good thing because it will energize the true blue base, while foolishly tossing aside swing/centrists.
The economy is in the shitter and there is a plan to fix it.
We're told that a stagnant economy is actually a sign of a healthy economy and that too much growth is bad.
Inflation, which we were first told wasn't gonna happen, then transitory, then that it's here for the long run, is hurting people
Food prices are continually going up.
Foreigners who are unvaxed have free access to come into our country but actual US citizens do not.
Gas prices are over $5 a gallon nation wide and they are not going down, fun fact that's by design ty to @Memology 101 for making this and reminding me of what Biden himself said about gasoline
Nobody cares about this bullshit hearing other than terminally online twitter users. The American public are concerned about making sure their pantries are filled and being able to afford to fuel up their cars so they can work to afford that fuel. They do not care about something that was all but admitted to be political theater in preparation of the November elections. Hell, BOB recognizes it for what it is which is how blatant it is. This is how the Dems are looking to rehabilitate their image, not by fixing the problems facing Americans but by crying out "ORANGE MAN BAD!". It's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.
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Holy Hell I didn't even get to read the second part of the post when I sperged out
"mid-level stupids"Bobby also thinks people vote on TV logic, and that GOP voters are solely concerned about "petty cultural sh--" that fire off their "lizard brains".
This is how you win support of the undecided. I don't even know what to add to something so incredibly pompous and arrogant.
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Holy shit, it's even more exceptional than that. Both Trudeau (Prime Minister of Canada) and Biden (President of USA) blame Vladimir Putin for the high gas prices. So, some
NEEDS to reply the following to Erie Siobhan:LAST I CHECKED, PUTIN WAS NEITHER PRESIDENT OF USA OR PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA. So tell me how high gas prices are all HIS fault.
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It is in the People's REEEEEpublic of British Columbia.
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The historical revisionism Bob and people like him are doing to erase the violence of the 2020 riots is infuriating. YES, they did try to burn down multiple major cities. A 5 second search on google could you footage and photos of it happening. Entire sections of both Portland and Seattle became lawless anarchist zones rive with violence and rape. They attacked police stations and dozens of people died over the months of the riots. Nearly all of it was captured on video, photos and documented. To claim it's some right-wing conspiracy made up by FOX is ignoring reality.
"It's like if your grandma was "convinced" Godzilla had tore-up the place""
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Your pancreas doesn't work, Bob. Because you're diabetic, you see.Bobby proposes a philosophical thought experiment to "prove" that one is fundamentally incapable of acting in "one's best interest".
I expect enthusiastic discussion on the floor which I'll likely join. I just note that Bobby at the same time is adamant that "trans kids" know what is in their best interest when they cry and scream to be poisoned and cut up. How come?
This is one of the most fucking retarded and pretentious things I've ever read. Is Bob paying Patrick Tomlinson to ghostwrite for him? "Can you name the specific nerve cluster causing that ache in your shoulder? No! That means you have no way of knowing how to do something about it!" reasons Bob, although "reason" is probably the wrong word for it. No, Bob, I don't know the femtoampere rating of the nerve endings misfiring in my shoulder, but I can take a fucking Tylenol. I can't explain the exact chemical process at a cellular level by which Tylenol relieves pain, but I know that it relieves pain and that it would be in my best interest to take one. This is because I can compensate for my lack of a medical degree by generalizing, recognizing patterns, ignoring irrelevant details, relying on the wisdom of others, and falling back on experience. This is how normal people make decisions about what's in their best interest without being world renowned, once-in-a-generation geniuses. You don't need to zoom in to autistically microscopic levels of detail about a problem to know what to do about it. Only a pretentious, pseudointellectual know-nothing who's never launched into the real world would ever think you do.
You could probably write a doctoral thesis on just how fucking stupid these mere seven tweets are. I have to tap out here before he makes me mad at the internet.
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His "logic," as it is, breaks down completely with very little effort.
His argument is that, because the average person doesn't know everything, we cannot act in our best interest because we can't know what that is objectively. The implicit argument in that is that we need smarter people to make those decisions for us. But how many of those "smarter" people know everything? Not a damn one of them, that's for sure. Thus, taking Bob's argument to its natural conclusion, nobody can be trusted to make decisions on any topic and we should all just wallow around on the floor until we starve to death.
Now, I'm sure that you could take a different approach, with something like a council of experts on various topics that would each make decisions for the public on their area of expertise, which basically describes the technocratic utopia Bob has had a hard-on for for ages. But that too breaks down when you consider the major interplay between all manner of disciplines. Experts themselves are frequently hampered by their myopic viewpoint, laser-focused on a tiny area of study and failing to grasp connections to other fields.
And as you said, you don't need to know everything to make decisions about what's best for you. That's called "being an independent human being," something that pretty much everyone learns how to become by the time they hit adulthood. We make mistakes, sure, but by and large, most people can make rational decisions about their lives, which also includes political choices. Just because someone has a different opinion from you does not mean they are actively voting against their best interests. All you get from telling someone that is a swift "fuck off."
It's not hard to see why Bob is sometimes described as a cow impossible to A-log. He's simply too much of an abrasive cunt to not feel justified in your anger and hatred, even if he himself isn't really doing anything all that reprehensible. If you do feel your blood pressure rising, just remember that the Envoy of the Superior Future™ is a fat diabetic virgin literally living in his mom's basement, and chuckle to yourself that a man in such a situation could ever consider anyone else beneath him.
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Wait.... what? I would like to know more!
The more you explain, the less sense it makes! Can we clip this out of the youtube vid?
Bryan Cranston from Godzilla waves hi.
lolFor me, if it's engaging enough I can shut off part of my brain and go along for the ride.
The worst is when it drives me to the point I don't care where it goes, just end already! (looking at you - art films)
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That's another piece of evidence that Bobby is actually a theist at heart. At the very least he believes in some kind of "Optima Platonism" -- that there exists an objectively best way to live for a certain person, but how would you assert this without asserting that God's eye view exists? The godless Existentialists such as Nietzsche and Camus have sorted out this predicament already: people live to make mistakes, and that's okay because our mistakes define us, make our life unique, and give our lives meaning. A truly fulfilled person will recognize the mistakes he has made along the way, yet if he were given a chance to rewind his life, he is nevertheless eager to make them again.
No this is not Bobby.
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Just something I was thinking about, Bob being big brained and saying "uhm ackshewly cities were, in fact, NOT burnt to the ground
This? This is what sets me off most about Bob. He will strawman an argument, then blow that strawman into the most hyperbolic fashion. But THEN, to top it all off, his fucking followers will take that hyperbolic strawman and read it as actually what conservatives believe. Even though there NO where you can gleam that meaning from the original words.
I mean I tried to come up with an example, like maybe some people trying to say "hey trans folk, can you cool it and not bother kids?" and turn that into "they are literally shoveling trans people into incinerators!" but then I realized that is what Bobby and his ilk actually think.
" I don't know exactly what to make of it. It's not really a strawman. It's like the most pedantic, internet intellectual smugly informing you that your business getting destroy can't actually be considered an act of God as there is no God and you deserve to lose everything for having such outdated ideas. No, cities were not razed. What that faggot in Bob's replies from last week said is correct, Portland still stands. You know what we did see on TV? Buildings burnt, businesses attacked, people attacked, federal buildings attacked, an autonomous zone set up, a warlord for the autonomous zone giving interviews, multiple rapes and murders in the autonomous zone, and all of this with corporate backing and the applause of government officials. Saying cities were burnt down is short hand for all of that I just said because John Q lives in the real world and doesn't have to deal with intellectuals from the hallowed hall of debate who are unable to relate with people struggling to pay their mortgage.Saddle up this horse, Bob and ye tards. Ride it all the way to the end. Tell America not to believe their own eyes. Call them "mid-level stupids" while prices and shortages increase. I promise only good things.
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I don't know how Lardo Retardo manages to be so stupid and smug, but I just chalk it up to his special Kwisatz Tarderach powers.
There are definitely a LOT of people out there who are every bit as stupid as him, (his coterie of imbecilic sycophants for example) but I'm thoroughly convinced that NOBODY is stupider than him.
There are definitely a LOT of people out there who are every bit as stupid as him, (his coterie of imbecilic sycophants for example) but I'm thoroughly convinced that NOBODY is stupider than him.
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It's hard to post a clip since it's peppered throughout it. There's also tweets where he presents the idea and the replies are equally stupid. A lot of BobTheory involves him repeating his tweets in script form.
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I remember the Titan Quest game having genies dressed in Arab garb. I knew the story before I played that game (I got my esoteric knowledge from Age of Mythology
), but it was obvious by the design that it wasn't native to Greece. They wore turbans, for example. Arabic mythology is one of the most cookie-cutter anyway because of all the influences- Jewish, Babylonian, Sabaean, Axumite, Egyptian, Nabataean, Persian, these are all unique mythologies that were taken and used by Arabs for their own purposes. Genies in the pop-culture sense did not exist in far-away Greece, but they had their own take on the concept, itself influenced by Phoenician trader stories.One of Islam's few redeeming qualities is it's ability to make people today unironically believe in practises dating back to antiquity, like wandering Djinn, the curse of the Evil Eye, etc. The stories of cultures that were long past expiration when even Jesus was around are still kept alive today.
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They will get Trump this time; there is no mistaking it.
AOC is shocked -- SHOCKED!!! -- at the massive horde gathering at the Capital on 6 Jan.
Another wrongthink woman runs for Senate.
Think violence, think guns. Thinker think.
Fair is fair. America should try a total ban of guns in California and Portland to see how it turns out.
(Archive of WSJ article; archive of The Wraps article that quoted Bobby)
Not being a useless weird goon, Bobby was granted the license to kill by the State of Massachusetts.
Something called March for Our Lives which took place in Dealey Plaza. Some of the protestors are being called "pressitutes".
You see that it is mostly men who love to call people names.
Bobby gets called on his privilege as an e-beggar.
Chris Smalls, the president of Amazon Workers' Union, is livin' large.
Bobby continues to stalk Peter Coffin.
Good trans eat the rich trans.
Colin Montgomerie got exposed for the consumer whore he is.
The Proud Boys are the heroes we need but don't deserve.
Does Arkle -- Brian Webber -- look like a groomer to you?
The woke expose susceptible children to sexual exploitation yet it is us who raise a "moral panic".
Matt Wilkins.
Nick Parrott continues to shit his pants.
Anthony Reed. We need to move this thread to Rat Kings.
You'll read about Bobby's magnanimity for a "non-binary" suspected child groomer soon. But first, a crossover with Christa Peterson, a perma-student of Philosophy who sucks Rhys McKinnon's girldick.
Universal Studios, unlike Big Rat, chooses silence over pointless slapfights with DeSantis. That's why their parks are losing money.
Morbius.
Ezra Miller drama. This they-them nonbinary is accused for grooming a runaway child, including stuffing the child with LSD. The child has turned 18 this year but the alleged grooming started at age 12. Curiously, instead of badmouthing Miller as he is wont to, Bobby chooses to blame the child's "abusive transphobe" parents.
Creep.
Luke is smart, erudite, and can always be relied on to make the right moral judgement. He should star in his own zombie apocalypse game.
Bob Chipman, the epitome of male physique.
AOC is shocked -- SHOCKED!!! -- at the massive horde gathering at the Capital on 6 Jan.
Another wrongthink woman runs for Senate.
Think violence, think guns. Thinker think.
Fair is fair. America should try a total ban of guns in California and Portland to see how it turns out.
(Archive of WSJ article; archive of The Wraps article that quoted Bobby)
Not being a useless weird goon, Bobby was granted the license to kill by the State of Massachusetts.
Something called March for Our Lives which took place in Dealey Plaza. Some of the protestors are being called "pressitutes".
You see that it is mostly men who love to call people names.
Bobby gets called on his privilege as an e-beggar.
Chris Smalls, the president of Amazon Workers' Union, is livin' large.
Bobby continues to stalk Peter Coffin.
Good trans eat the rich trans.
Colin Montgomerie got exposed for the consumer whore he is.
The Proud Boys are the heroes we need but don't deserve.
Does Arkle -- Brian Webber -- look like a groomer to you?
The woke expose susceptible children to sexual exploitation yet it is us who raise a "moral panic".
Matt Wilkins.
Nick Parrott continues to shit his pants.
Anthony Reed. We need to move this thread to Rat Kings.
You'll read about Bobby's magnanimity for a "non-binary" suspected child groomer soon. But first, a crossover with Christa Peterson, a perma-student of Philosophy who sucks Rhys McKinnon's girldick.
Universal Studios, unlike Big Rat, chooses silence over pointless slapfights with DeSantis. That's why their parks are losing money.
Morbius.
Ezra Miller drama. This they-them nonbinary is accused for grooming a runaway child, including stuffing the child with LSD. The child has turned 18 this year but the alleged grooming started at age 12. Curiously, instead of badmouthing Miller as he is wont to, Bobby chooses to blame the child's "abusive transphobe" parents.
Creep.
Luke is smart, erudite, and can always be relied on to make the right moral judgement. He should star in his own zombie apocalypse game.
Bob Chipman, the epitome of male physique.
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The January 6 Farce is doing nothing but preaching to the choir. Not surprisingly, ever member of that choir is ugly with a voice less worthy of the opera than Roseanne Barr's.
Let's present a Venn diagram.
On the left-hand side, we have a blue circle labelled "Arguments Initiated by Moviebob".
On the right-hand side, we have a red circle labelled "Good-Faith Arguments".
The outcome after attempting to perform an intersection of these two circles: A blue circle and a red circle that have literally zero overlap.
"Quite the accusation"? There's plenty of written ammunition to use against Moviebob, and it's all been manufactured from Moviebob's own thumbs!
I won't read this Moviebob screed. My prescribed reaction to anything Moviebob writes that requires more than three posts (as in 4+) is the quizmaster's "may God have mercy on your soul" monologue from Billy Madison.
If we're going to hammer down on garbage, we need to start with Moviebob and other obsolete humanoids like Bob.
socialismtrain's comment here is... not wrong, even if it's may not be factually correct.
The reason why Moviebob considers socialismtrain's comment making so little sense? Bob has no self-awareness.
Two words: Keystone pipeline.
If found out I was residing in the same apartment complex as Moviebob, I'll be complaining that my rent is too damn high.
With a handful of exceptions (my home state of California being one of them), if there's no red-state farmland, there's no blue-state shitholes.
Shut up, Nazibob!
So says Moviebob, awful loser nobody wants to be around if given the choice.
Of course, Moviebob doesn't believe BLM and Antifa riots burnt down cities. Then again, Moviebob is blind to any and all political coverage that require a comprehension skills above pre-kindergarten.
I dunno about that "Republican politicans are 12 years old" bit. Moviebob's already got the intellectual temperament of a pre-schooler.
Strangely enough, "Moviebob experiencing things it doesn't like" always brings a sadistic smile to my face. (In fact, Moviebob's phone being damaged by a wayward golf ball a couple years ago--on July 4th, of all days--brought gave me joy. So much for being "smarter than" anyone...)
Well, Moviebob can. (But then I remembered something important: Moviebob's a native of Dumbfuckistan, not America.)
Tredlocity: "There should be a therapist who specialize [sic] in making you mentally worse."
Me: "Yes. Its name is Moviebob."
As I was saying...
And Moviebob is "someone people have only heard of because a profanity-laden review of Adam Sandler's Pixels".
The number of times Moviebob has failed upward is, arguable, the only one of Bob's assets that can be counted on more than one finger. More than two fingers, even. Hell, Moviebob's failed upward so frequently, you might even need to use your toes when adding them up!
Well, it's well documented that Moviebob's considers democracy a pox on the American electorate (unless, of course, what results is something Moviebob actually wants to see; then Bob's opinion flip-flops until an undesirable result comes up)...
No, pot does not make people violent. Moviebob already has a violent personality, and, last I knew, Bob didn't partake of those greens.
I'm still galled that Moviebob owns at least one firearm. That alone renders background checks irrelevant.
I oft wonder if transporting Moviebob in a taxi/bus/ambulance requires top-level hazmat clearance within Massachusetts state boundaries...
It appears Hitlerbob has chimed in on this issue. (And, as an in-kind response to Bob's tweet here, I will stop calling Moviebob an Adolf Hitler wannabe as soon as Moviebob stops acting like an Adolf Hitler wannabe.)
I love it whenever Twitter accounts directly address Moviebob, call Bob out, and witnessing Bob flail and flounder in a vain attempt to properly rebut the charged being velied. Well done, postcapital87; you've been paying attention.
Given Moviebob's general, perpetual antipathy toward America, I'm genuinely surprised Bob hasn't moved to Canada yet.
"I'll take 'Moviebob's Self-Descriptive Tweets' for $500, Alex."
Here's my question: Given Barack Obama's heritage, how many of similar backgrounds didn't tell us--or, in some cases, coerce us--to vote for Barry?
Well, of course there are two sides to this matter: One side has the correct take; the other side has Moviebob.
Well, if dihydrogen monoxide can turn the friggin' frogs gay... sure. (Ugh... there's isn't enough mouthwash in the world to wash the vile taste of using the word gay in a "synonymous with homosexuality" context)
Even without Disney's footprint, Florida is still a popular tourist desination. Something like that is what a Thinker™ such as Moviebob should have done some research on.
Misogynistic Moviebob is misogynistic.
To Styx' "Mr. Roboto": "Ellie" is not your hero; "Ellie" is not your savior; forget what you're told.
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Oh that's an easy answer, those sanctions aren't fucking Russia, instead, they are fucking the US/EU. So, it's clearly Putin's fault that he didn't get fucked by the sanctions and how people aren't revolting fast enough in Russia to get their McDonalds and Netflix backHoly shit, it's even more exceptional than that. Both Trudeau (Prime Minister of Canada) and Biden (President of USA) blame Vladimir Putin for the high gas prices. So, some
LAST I CHECKED, PUTIN WAS NEITHER PRESIDENT OF USA OR PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA. So tell me how high gas prices are all HIS fault.
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I mean, setting aside the lunacy of "only I am smart enough to understand these subtle metaphors that I definitely didn't pull out of my ass," the idea of America being a personification of the USA is just ridiculously laughable on its face.
If you wanted to put forward a person that most accurately describes the United States, you'd want someone that was part of the majority for every demographic, or at least plurality. Going off of census resources (Wikipedia link but they're sourcing it from the census), that person would be:
- Non-Hispanic white (60.1%)
- female (50.8%, but honestly it's close enough either way)
- between the ages of 21 and 44 (31.9%)
- a native citizen (86.4%)
- heterosexual (96.5%)
- Christian (61%, with 40% being Protestant and 21% being Catholic)
- Hispanic (17.6%)
- female (again it's basically 50/50 so this is a gimme)
- unclear age, either late teens or early 20s (18-20 year olds make up 3.7%)
- immigrant (13.6%)
- gay (3.5%)
- unclear religion, possibly not religious (15%)
This is the work of a true Thinker, let me tell you.
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Bob has claimed he partook of the devil's lettuce and called it "great". So, counterpoint: Pot doesn't NOT make a person violent.JayHarrison said:
Contrapoints too dumb to realize it's not the water, it's what's IN the water. Y'know, like pissed out birth control pill residue and leftover LSD from the 60s.JayHarrison said:
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Why think when you can just turn off your brain and shout "Yass kween, slay!"? It just boils down to that, like most of Moviebob's way of assessing characters.
A lot of people cannot wrap their heads about that key difference. Yes, water is not harmful, but if it contains a lot of lead if can lead to some serious lead poisoning over the years. Does it stop being water because it has lead? No. But it's far more dangerous.
It's like imbeciles giving the arguments that eating fruit is no more benefitial for your health than eating some twix or snickers because both have a truckload of sugar.
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