Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Dr J]

I don't doubt Bob had himself some successes

I do. If he had sexual success, any sexual success at all, he would boast about it to the high heavens and not vaguepost about shit even he knows we'd never believe if he came right out and said it. Like him using Judy Blume as the fucking PUA manual to land him a two girl threesome.

Besides which, if he's the cunt destroyer he wants us to think he is, where are these women? Why are these women not coming out of the woodwork, either to praise or condemn him? I get that most probably wouldn't want to admit they slept with Blob, but if he's secretly a really nice guy and gentleman, why not say so and let people know about that side of him? Or, if he's a tremendous pig and a sexist, why not say so and let other women know he's to be avoided at all costs? It's not out of the realms of possibility that someone would do that, especially in this age of MeToo

we need to bear in mind that cows like Fatso Jack are sometimes married, meaning that even human blobs with the personality and charisma of a putrid sack of horseshit are capable of meeting people that like them

I'm not sure who you're talking about, but if it's who I think it is, that guy is at least marginally more successful than Blob.

Even guys like Jim Sterling manage to find themselves a horrible woman to marry. Why? Because they've got resources, they're beta providers. Sterling is a fat, ugly, degenerate mess but with that $10,000 a month he's able to keep whoever he's with fed and clothed while they go off and have degenerate sex with anyone but Jim Sterling. Blob can't even say that. He lives in his parents' basement and with his $3000 a month he's making less than most people his age who've worked a straight job for most of their lives. He's no provider, he's fat, he's ugly, he's ill, he's a tremendous asshole. Blob has absolutely zero to offer any woman

Bob has hinted that anytime he sees a nice tall hot librarian (his type), 9.9 times out of 10 they turn out to be MAGAnaise Ghoulen of the Qtard variety, which instantly kills his boner. I'm not sure how picky Bob is, but at his age and with his looks, beggars really can't be choosers if they want those hypothetical grandchildren that Bob keeps talking about before the diabetic neuropathy gets him and renders him completely impotent

The question you're not asking is why these kinds of women would even want to be with Blob in the first place.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I checked Bob's account on Socialblade to see how it's doing and somehow he's been gaining followers over the past few days instead of losing them. What do we think, he paid for one of the 'follow' services to try and pretend his career isn't going to shit?

If he did, he's on the dollar plan. I'm no expert but the packages I dimly remember seeing were measured in hundreds of followers and work out to less than a nickel per. Trickling them in 5-10 at a time would be... odd. Bot detection evasion, I suppose, but then what do you do when someone buys 10,000 followers?

 

[Mr. Duck]

Fox G. Green made a podcast called "Wordcel Supremacy" which might have to do with Bobby (Soundcloud. 1 hour 13 min).

Boebert can't even remember the fanart he got when he used to have a fanbase, all that piss Hard Lemonade must have broken his brain decades ago.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Just waiting for his FINA sperging now that his Angels can't compete against real women.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

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Holy shit the mad lad went and done it, he used "Rape Jokes aren't funny, Robert" in the context I specified it should be used. Patrick Tomlinson is truly the we needed.

Bob making a "doing your mom" joke really highlights how totally lame he is.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I do. If he had sexual success, any sexual success at all, he would boast about it to the high heavens and not vaguepost about shit even he knows we'd never believe if he came right out and said it. Like him using Judy Blume as the fucking PUA manual to land him a two girl threesome.

Besides which, if he's the cunt destroyer he wants us to think he is, where are these women? Why are these women not coming out of the woodwork, either to praise or condemn him? I get that most probably wouldn't want to admit they slept with Blob, but if he's secretly a really nice guy and gentleman, why not say so and let people know about that side of him? Or, if he's a tremendous pig and a sexist, why not say so and let other women know he's to be avoided at all costs? It's not out of the realms of possibility that someone would do that, especially in this age of MeToo

I'm not sure who you're talking about, but if it's who I think it is, that guy is at least marginally more successful than Blob.

Even guys like Jim Sterling manage to find themselves a horrible woman to marry. Why? Because they've got resources, they're beta providers. Sterling is a fat, ugly, degenerate mess but with that $10,000 a month he's able to keep whoever he's with fed and clothed while they go off and have degenerate sex with anyone but Jim Sterling. Blob can't even say that. He lives in his parents' basement and with his $3000 a month he's making less than most people his age who've worked a straight job for most of their lives. He's no provider, he's fat, he's ugly, he's ill, he's a tremendous asshole. Blob has absolutely zero to offer any woman

The question you're not asking is why these kinds of women would even want to be with Blob in the first place.

Well to be fair, that was implied. I don't need to ask why these kinds of women would even want to be with Blob in the first place. They wouldn't, any more than Lindsay Ellis would and for the same reason. Besides, that's a question Bob needs to answer, more than any else. Waiting on our favorite not-spetznatz to ask bob on twatter just what he thinks he has to offer a woman, that they would consent to sex with him, let alone a full-blown relationship/marriage.


Blob's critique of The Fountainhead or Atlas Shrugged wouldn't win anyone over, that's for sure. Bob obviously hasn't met the Tall Hot Troon Librarian yet who shares sufficiently in his MAGAnaise Ghoulen-exterminationist fantasies to tolerate his presence for longer than a glassful of cheap suds to his face the minute he opens his mouth about how removing the populations of the Red States is Justice.

 

[Shart Attack]

His "your mom" comebacks would be lame enough on their own even for a middle schooler, but Bob takes it one step further by spelling it "mum" like the fog-breathing monarchist scum in the UK. It's spelled "mom" in Freedomland. An American spelling it "mum" is being a pretentious douche hydrant. So not only is it unbelievably stupid and immature on its face, it's stupid and immature in a really affectatious way. That's the beauty of Bob, it's why he's my cow of choice. Despite being one of the most shallow people on Earth, so much of what he says has layers, whether it's layers of stupidity or layers of brutal inhumanity. Usually it's both. He's like a human performance art piece, "Sad Crying Clown in his Mom's Basement."

(There's no U in mom. She's your mom because U came out of her.)

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

His "your mom" comebacks would be lame enough on their own even for a middle schooler, but Bob takes it one step further by spelling it "mum" like the fog-breathing monarchist scum in the UK. It's spelled "mom" in Freedomland. An American spelling it "mum" is being a pretentious douche hydrant. So not only is it unbelievably stupid and immature on its face, it's stupid and immature in a really affectatious way. That's the beauty of Bob, it's why he's my cow of choice. Despite being one of the most shallow people on Earth, so much of what he says has layers, whether it's layers of stupidity or layers of brutal inhumanity. Usually it's both. He's like a human performance art piece, "Sad Crying Clown in his Mom's Basement."

(There's no U in mom. She's your mom because U came out of her.)

tbf, spelling mom as "mum" is also a thing in Canada. Maybe Bob is just trying to get some of that tight Canadian liberal girl maplussy

 

[King Dead]

I checked Bob's account on Socialblade to see how it's doing and somehow he's been gaining followers over the past few days instead of losing them. What do we think, he paid for one of the 'follow' services to try and pretend his career isn't going to shit?

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Nah, as already documented in this thread, there are people dumber than Bob that think his insights are actually worth subscribing to and hearing more of, some of whom haven't heard him yet. So it's not outside the realm of possibility that a few people here and there will stumble upon his Twitter, agree with one of the dozens of odious things he's said that day, and then hit the follow button.

If you want to see what actual healthy growth for a Twitter account is, let's look at our usual anti-Bob comparison and see the Drinker's Twitter stats:

Drinker averages hundreds of new follows a day, and only tweets in the single digits daily, if that. Bob tweets dozens of times a day, sometimes over a hundred, while only gaining single digit numbers of followers, and frequently losing them instead.

It is absolutely fucking hilarious how much the two are simply not alike, and how that reflects in their successes and failures. One has a multifaceted career involving a popular Youtube channel, frequent crossovers with other critics, and a string of novels that I'm guessing do well enough for him. The other has a middling and declining Youtube channel, a total ghosting by basically anyone who knows him, and a pity job where he skims Wikipedia articles for a much more popular creator and gets barely any credit for it. Frankly, I know who I'd rather emulate.

 

[Mola Ram]

Nah, as already documented in this thread, there are people dumber than Bob that think his insights are actually worth subscribing to and hearing more of, some of whom haven't heard him yet. So it's not outside the realm of possibility that a few people here and there will stumble upon his Twitter, agree with one of the dozens of odious things he's said that day, and then hit the follow button.

If you want to see what actual healthy growth for a Twitter account is, let's look at our usual anti-Bob comparison and see the Drinker's Twitter stats:
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Drinker averages hundreds of new follows a day, and only tweets in the single digits daily, if that. Bob tweets dozens of times a day, sometimes over a hundred, while only gaining single digit numbers of followers, and frequently losing them instead.

It is absolutely fucking hilarious how much the two are simply not alike, and how that reflects in their successes and failures. One has a multifaceted career involving a popular Youtube channel, frequent crossovers with other critics, and a string of novels that I'm guessing do well enough for him. The other has a middling and declining Youtube channel, a total ghosting by basically anyone who knows him, and a pity job where he skims Wikipedia articles for a much more popular creator and gets barely any credit for it. Frankly, I know who I'd rather emulate.

They are, however, both drunks. But Drinker can afford higher quality booze.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

They are, however, both drunks. But Drinker can afford higher quality booze.

Drinker is Scottish, that was an inevitability

 

[Mola Ram]

Drinker is Scottish, that was an inevitability

Also: Drinker (hopefully) exaggerates his drinking, and makes sure you know it's led to brutal consequences.

Bob pretends he's just a social drinker, and that drinking rum with your Cheerios is the height of sophistication and suavity.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Also: Drinker (hopefully) exaggerates his drinking, and makes sure you know it's led to brutal consequences.

Bob pretends he's just a social drinker, and that drinking rum with your Cheerios is the height of sophistication and suavity.

Drinker mentioned drinking wood alcohol in one of his reviews, and seeing as of the last time I saw Drinker on a livestream, he hadn't gone blind, I think he's definitely hamming it up.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Boebert can't even remember the fanart he got when he used to have a fanbase, all that piss Hard Lemonade must have broken his brain decades ago.
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Even back then, people knew he had a gunt and tits. Some things never change.

 

[Positron]

Bobby has experiences with chicks who were into Objectivism.

Jack V Lloyd might be "used", but at least whoever "use" him are unlikely to be trannies.

"The insurrection is ongoing".

What's so wrong with insurrections anyway? Obama and his triple-bracket pals started insurrections all over the world.

Leftist intellectuals who hate America have another paradise nearby.

They have the "Ministry of Equality" but we have the "Ministry of Truth" under Biden. Decisions, decisions...


And the communities most at risk are poor people, not middle-class trannies.

It is a pity that Bobby wasn't the publicity manager for Trump; Biden wouldn't have stood a chance!

Recall that Bobby recently said that he believed that people vote by TV logic.

Bobby keeps his followers guessing re Elon Musk.

---

One of the marvels of Capitalism is that even shame can be monetized. Bobby the sage warns people against interrupting this sacred ritual.
(Note: "recuperation" is a coinage of Guy Debord, the idol of Peter Coffin.)


Disney never learns that no one likes blackies or lesbuns in their kid's cartoons.






Luke now suspects that Big Rat pushed Sam Raimi to queer up his films.



In other words, MCU characters are like Sonic the Hedgehog: cool, edgy, but nice and have parents committee's seal of approval.

It would break lots of hearts if Raimi turns out to be a conservative and kikephile.


Friendship blossoms between a misogynistic Nazi and an Islamic "Nazi". How come such Good Thinkers as Bobby and Brother Alpha remain friendless?

 

[Dr J]

Bobby has experiences with chicks who were into Objectivism.

See, this is a perfect example of what I was talking about. He never goes into specific detail about any of his supposed romantic entanglements, it's always vague and abstract and its only purpose is to, weakly, convince people that he's NOT a 41 year old virgin living in his mother's basement. He knows that if he went into specifics anyone with a modicum of critical thinking would poke so many holes in his story.

His "your mom" comebacks would be lame enough on their own even for a middle schooler, but Bob takes it one step further by spelling it "mum" like the fog-breathing monarchist scum in the UK. It's spelled "mom" in Freedomland. An American spelling it "mum" is being a pretentious douche hydrant. So not only is it unbelievably stupid and immature on its face, it's stupid and immature in a really affectatious way. That's the beauty of Bob, it's why he's my cow of choice. Despite being one of the most shallow people on Earth, so much of what he says has layers, whether it's layers of stupidity or layers of brutal inhumanity. Usually it's both. He's like a human performance art piece, "Sad Crying Clown in his Mom's Basement."

(There's no U in mom. She's your mom because U came out of her.)

As a Brit myself, I can't begrudge Blob for using correct, proper British spelling, instead of incorrect, improper American spelling. I can, however, begrudge him for doing so whilst being possibly the biggest stereotype of an ignorant American known to man

 

[Bolo]

See, this is a perfect example of what I was talking about. He never goes into specific detail about any of his supposed romantic entanglements, it's always vague and abstract and its only purpose is to, weakly, convince people that he's NOT a 41 year old virgin living in his mother's basement. He knows that if he went into specifics anyone with a modicum of critical thinking would poke so many holes in his story.

Well, one could say that Robert is hiding powe level, which is a good idea to not talk about personal relationships on a public social media.

Of course that didn't happen, and it is yet another weird flex Robert does to say "yes, I've had sex before". We all know the guy who randomly mentions his girlfriend on conversations that have nothing to do it just to say he has one. Yeah, that is Robert with sex.

Also, even if we are going be charitable, and say Robert is just joking around, what is the relation between Objectivism and sex? After reading The Fountainhead, women just start humping, is that it? Doesn't make a lick of sense.

I guess you could say that Ayn Rand liked to get plowed, as she had affairs and justified those to her husband as a need for her creative writing, so maybe that's where Robert got his joke from... or it was a sitcom line, whatever.

 

[Dr J]

Well, one could say that Robert is hiding powe level, which is a good idea to not talk about personal relationships on a public social media.

One could say that. But then, where's this concern for his powerlevel where pretty much everything else is concerned?

We know Blob, we know his character. We know he's a turbosimp. We know that if pretending to be an Objectivist got him guaranteed sexual success, he would stick with it and not pivot towards being a male feminist who simps for women online.

We also know that he's not humble. If he ever had a woman who gave him anything he would never stop bragging about it. He wouldn't just name names, he'd point us to people who could corroborate his stories about being a massive cunt destroyer

 

[Smithfield Ham]

You gotta love how even when there's an economic recession, an inflation crisis, a failed war, massive social unrest and multiple food shortages under a democratic supermajority, retards like Bob will still think the most pressing concern is that Republicans said mean things on Twitter.

 

[Bush King]

You gotta love how even when there's an economic recession, an inflation crisis, a failed war, massive social unrest and multiple food shortages under a democratic supermajority, retards like Bob will still think the most pressing concern is that Republicans said mean things on Twitter.

The Jan 6th thing is on right now, so the Twitterati have to be in full "the people who shat on desks caused 9/11 x 10" mode.