Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The one good thing about Bob's bloviating is that there is an endless parade of tweets proving what a reprehensible person he is. When his clogged heart finally gives out, this will be his legacy. Nobody will know about his MCU slobbering, his niece and nephew, his brother, or his videos. All they will know is he was a horrible person who lived and died in obscurity. His crime is being Bob Chipman, and his punishment is being Bob Chipman, and both will endure long after he's died.

Unless you're as big an asshole as Bob, you will never have such an ignominious legacy. Always remember, you are not, nor will you ever be, Bob Chipman.

 

[Mr Processor]

Oh Bob, you precious treasure you

https://mobile.twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1540073890684305413

https://archive.ph/lSV8y

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You dumbass. You and your fuckwad sycophants would be 100% fine with legislation from the bench if they went your way. You retards demand it. You want to stack the odds in your favor so they can enshrine shit that's not even law or has gone through the legislative process.

"Abolish the Supreme Court," so he's against gay marriage and abortion? The big controversy with the court right now is the opinion they are going to overturn Roe v. Wade (and though it isn't on the docket somehow that will lead to overturning their gay marriage decision and somehow ruling that brave trans folx have to go to the death camps). Bob is always ready to go one step farther in a weird direction than even the most extreme people on his side.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob and morons like him on the left when their side gets political wins: “The electoral college and Supreme Court are good things!”

Bob and morons like him on the left when things don’t go their way: “Abolish the electoral college and Supreme Court!”

Cycle repeats.

 

[Dr J]

Why does Liz Cheney not "Boe out, switch parties and run on the other side?" Because she a) wants to win a House seat in Wyoming and 2) agrees with the Republicans on almost everything else? Does Bob think Liz Cheney could win a Democratic primary in which only Thinkers vote? Bob thinks the "smart" thing for Liz Cheney to do is just change all her positions on every single topic except disliking Trump and then simply, I don't know, become a Twitter Blue Check who lives in her parents basement?

Actually, for as much as I hate Blob, 'Why doesn't Liz Cheney just run as a Democrat?' would be a fair question were it not for the fact that she's a filthy little carpetbagger who could not possibly win as a Democrat in a solidly Democrat area due to her name alone. It's not a question of positions because her particular brand of Neoconservatism and most mainstream Democrats' brand of Neoliberalism are practically interchangeable.

Bob and morons like him on the left when their side gets political wins: “The electoral college and Supreme Court are good things!”

Bob and morons like him on the left when things don’t go their way: “Abolish the electoral college and Supreme Court!”

Cycle repeats.

To be fair, Trump said the Electoral College should be abolished after Romney's loss in 2012 and the Right in general were very pissed off with the Supreme Court when they wouldn't even hear the electoral fraud cases in 2020

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Low hanging fruit but whatever

https://mobile.twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1540247906510307328

I don't know if Bob wants to compare accomplishments. Bob's father died before he could become a success and never agreed with what Bob was doing. Bob has been fired from every job he's ever had. Bob, his brother and maybe sister all in secret tried and failed to get a guy fired. Bob, granted for reasons we don't know, has moved back in with his mom. Bob's only credit anymore is doing some kind of research and writing for MatPat, something to do with Lesser Brother's gay/stoner/slasher movie, and some alluded to position in a field where subscriber numbers don't mean that much so maybe payroll entry.

I don't care much for Tucker because he is still a reporter with the mainstream media but I can admit that he's at least charismatic and doesn't rely on a hundred jumpcuts to make it through an eleven minute video and his pay check reflects that.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Oh shit.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Oh shit.
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Dis gon' be gud. We'll bask in the glory of the porkfuck stew in his own bile for the rest of the day.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I don't know what's about to happen, but inject it directly into my veins, please?

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Oh shit.
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The tardrage from blob is going to be amazing.

 

[NickDigger]

Will Bob finally kill himself now that Supreme Court is officially staffed by obsolete Americans like Roberts and that plantation escapee uncle tom Clarence Thomas?

Uneducated, narcissistic white humanoid explains why podcast reviews aren't in its superiyaa fyuuchaa, paired with an admission of self-hatred:
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Nobody with reading comp levels above Cat in the Hat thinks Moviebob is worth listening to, let alone spend time with.

Ok not to give Bob credit for anything but anyone thinking "podcast reviews" is even remotely necessary in any regard is a certifiable retard. You might as well review AM talk radio you sped. Bob really attracts pondscum who cannot form an original thought. At least Bob has the foresight to shoot down the idea, however retarded his explanation is.

 

[Lensherr]

Not gonna lie, I've got Bob's Twitter feed open and I'm intermittently refreshing rn just so I can see his inevitable tard-raging over Roe v. Wade getting overturned.

 

[JayHarrison]

Low hanging fruit but whatever
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https://mobile.twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1540247906510307328

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I don't know if Bob wants to compare accomplishments. [...] Bob has been fired from every job he's ever had. Bob, his brother and maybe sister all in secret tried and failed to get a guy fired. Bob, granted for reasons we don't know, has moved back in with his mom. Bob's only credit anymore is doing some kind of research and writing for MatPat, something to do with Lesser Brother's gay/stoner/slasher movie, and some alluded to position in a field where subscriber numbers don't mean that much so maybe payroll entry.

I don't care much for Tucker because he is still a reporter with the mainstream media but I can admit that he's at least charismatic and doesn't rely on a hundred jumpcuts to make it through an eleven minute video and his pay check reflects that.

You know, you could take one specfic song from How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (the 1966 cartoon), replace the title character's name with Moviebob's, and its relevance would be evergreen:

You're a mean one... Moviebob
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
you're as charming as an eel, Moviebo-ob
You're a black banana with a... greasy black peel!

I'm not going to copy-paste the rest of the song for brevity's sake.

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I'll address the overturning of Roe v. Wade in a later post.

 

[Tronathon242]

The tardrage from blob is going to be amazing.

I'm going to guess that whatever violence is enacted, he's going to retweet and approve of it around the clock for the next day or even week or so. That's about as much as he could mentally and physically handle given his easily observable condition and past behavior.

Also, his denial of wokism's and cancel culture's existences is about as convincing as Tony Soprano swearing up and down that Cosa Nostra is a figment of the glow in the dark community's imagination. Considering how eagerly he embraces their general tenets, it's also somewhat perplexing.

 

[Uncle Joey]

Wake up already, Bob. I want to see you go nuclear.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Shit. Seems Bob is gonna be letting his genocidal tendencies out more openly and without word salads.

This outta be good.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Low hanging fruit but whatever
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https://mobile.twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1540247906510307328

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I don't know if Bob wants to compare accomplishments. Bob's father died before he could become a success and never agreed with what Bob was doing. Bob has been fired from every job he's ever had. Bob, his brother and maybe sister all in secret tried and failed to get a guy fired. Bob, granted for reasons we don't know, has moved back in with his mom. Bob's only credit anymore is doing some kind of research and writing for MatPat, something to do with Lesser Brother's gay/stoner/slasher movie, and some alluded to position in a field where subscriber numbers don't mean that much so maybe payroll entry.

I don't care much for Tucker because he is still a reporter with the mainstream media but I can admit that he's at least charismatic and doesn't rely on a hundred jumpcuts to make it through an eleven minute video and his pay check reflects that.

I don't know why Bob called it Tucker "getting pwned" when Tucker Carlson's mom (Rest in Pepperonis - ding-dong, the bitch is dead) ran off when Tucker was a literal child who had not as yet formed his current belief system. Retroactive "pwns" like this don't actually work as "pwns". This wasn't getting pwned, Bob. This was Tucker's idiot shitlib narcissistic selfish mom basically (but ignorantly) ensuring her child grew up right wing. If anyone's to "blame" for Tucker growing up into the Conservative side, it was HER and HER ACTIONS. She didn't run off "because Tucker is right wing". She ran off AND THEN Tucker became "right wing". (But who am I kidding, Bob doesn't understand cause and effect ANYTHING.) Far from being a "pwn", it was a horrible mistake that if not committed, may have kept Tucker from embracing "the Dark Side" as Bob would see it. Our boy Patrick Tomlinson or some other should point this FACT out to Bob.

 

[Lensherr]

Me waiting for MovieBob to post on Twitter about Roe v. Wade being overturned:

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Wake up already, Bob. I want to see you go nuclear.

Either he is seething so hard he can't tweet.... Or he had a stroke as soon as he saw the news and is passed out in his Mario bed and pajamas.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Wake up already, Bob. I want to see you go nuclear.

Trudeau's already gone nuclear and I imagine it would be much the same for Bob.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Trudeau's already gone nuclear and I imagine it would be much the same for Bob.

Well, you and I would know why Trudeau flapping his gums about this. He's knee deep in another scandal and needs the distraction, which will work because A) Canadian leftists are knuckle-dragging mouth breathers with short attention spans, and B) the legacy media is already in his pocket.