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One way or another, Bob isn't smart enough to keep his mouth shut until the Night of Long Knives. Actual revolutionaries should be thankful he stays in Lynn because he'd need more handlers than ADF at a direct action.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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The villains entire plan is based on having all the elite hide out in a cave palace while everyone else on the planet is forced to kill each other to get the population down. So if Bob didn't understand he's pretty stupid.Koby_Fish said:
So yeah, he probably missed it. (Also as noted, Bob probably thinks the main flaw in the villains plan is that he wouldn't be able to watch and enjoy it.)
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Bob's imagined mayoghouls are necessary to keep him from achieving any self reflection. As long as he can feel superior to someone, he will never change. Not that I want him to, I want another 40 years of Bob being a frustrating retard on twitter.
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Yeah, I got some bad news for you...
OutInTheRain
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Yeah, I know he's got like 5 years left before his heart explodes and we find out his blood has been some kind of gravy/syrup combination for years. And it's not like the constant, drunken midwit rage is doing his ticker any favours...even though he probably thinks it counts as cardio. I just hope we at least get to see the MovieBlob loses his feet arc.
Arthur Morgan
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He's actually tweeted that he believes most coastal states get their food imported, so he assumes there's no reason to have any farming at all.
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I take issue with the bolded part. His Diabetesness is too lazy to actually participate in such a system. He wants someone else to enact that system, while he reaps the system's rewards, because he "earned" it.
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Open Window Maniac
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It has to attack something else now that his feet are gone.
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To be fair, when has Bob been known to be exceptionally well when it comes to using his feet? In videos where he is standing up, it looks like his feet is being smelted to the ground.
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Bob can't even keep his story straight; at other times he's claimed California could supply the entirety of the United States' food supply.
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Make sense when you considering the closest he's ever gotten to cooking is rearranging the pepperoni on his frozen pizza.
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If you guys remember a little while ago, Bob had a brief spat with Eric July/Young Rippa. Today Eric launched a comic campaign, and raised over $865k just today.
I just find it funny to compare that to Bob reheating his old videos on the insane hope that his ad revenue will pick up from all the fans rewatching his old videos """remastered""".
I just find it funny to compare that to Bob reheating his old videos on the insane hope that his ad revenue will pick up from all the fans rewatching his old videos """remastered""".
Dr J
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It is true that he'd never put in the hard work or effort required to become part of the Establishment. I think he's daft enough to think he's going to become official film critic to the stars if he sucks off Disney enough or something.
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I think Bob's reaction to the villain's plan would be, "Well, will I be immunized against the homicide inducer and get to stay in the bunker? If so, sounds great, sign me up."
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This is a good day for Bobby: the two Prime Evils in this world have a falling out.
If Musk sues Twitter to bankruptcy, he is doing humanity a much better service than building another spaceship.
Glenn Greenwald defends Tucker Carlson. Bobby thinks Greenwald wants to get in Carlson's pants just as he himself wants to get in AOC's
Fox news hold Pete Buttigieg accountable to his frivolous tweet against Justice Kavanaugh. Buttigieg thinks disturbing other people's dinner is an exercise of Second Amendment Right.
That's the spirit Bobby! Now, go ask Floridians and Texans why things are happening there.
This SDL has become the newest addition to Bobby's Angels.
Once again, transsexuals are on the Right Side of Science™.
Bobby is not disturbed by groomers and pedophiles, but he draws the line at people who excessively venerate the American flag.
"At its inception", so how about now?
Jordan Peterson thinks the Russian-Ukraine conflict is just part of a bigger Culture War.
The Viet slut Luna Oi, the nemesis of InfraHaz, is caught lying with her pants down again. Bobby thinks she is an "actual" Communist.
Uncle Joe's dear son loves to pose in the nude.
Angel announce God's wrath on people who reject Whor.
On that Waititi-Thompson clip.
Gooch Cooper is a guru in self-reflection. We all should learn from the likes of him.
More on the "Don't blame MCU for exploiting VFX artists; blame Sonic fan for demanding a redesign" tweet.
Now who is the pissbaby?
Admit it: you only pretend to care about VFX artists in order to troll Bobby!
DurgeDiggler continues to fend off Bobby's sycophants:
In this case DurgeDiggler is clearing talking about VFX artists and service personnel. So does Bobby think that they deserve to be ill-treated because they are Trumpsuckers?
Unfortunately DurgeDiggler goes full moron and wrestle with the pigs in the capeshit mud.
In the end, CutiesBob digs up a questionable post by DurgeDiggler, and he and MOS pretend to be outraged by pedophilia.
As if arguing about capeshit for an hour isn't embarrassing enough.
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Capeshit, Scorsese, and Orson Welles.
Bobby, Angel, and MOS are sure that She-Hulk will not be a flop.
MCU don't need no chinky yuan!
WB keeps reminding Bobby of their obsolescence.
What's your point Bobby? You "work" from home yet you still got covid.
When you are 19, you want to experiment with different strains of STDs.
I daresay Bobby did think like that when he was 19; the problem is that he is now 41, and for a normal person, the extra 22 years' worth of experience and wisdom would have informed him that this is fucking retarded.
If Musk sues Twitter to bankruptcy, he is doing humanity a much better service than building another spaceship.
Glenn Greenwald defends Tucker Carlson. Bobby thinks Greenwald wants to get in Carlson's pants just as he himself wants to get in AOC's
Fox news hold Pete Buttigieg accountable to his frivolous tweet against Justice Kavanaugh. Buttigieg thinks disturbing other people's dinner is an exercise of Second Amendment Right.
That's the spirit Bobby! Now, go ask Floridians and Texans why things are happening there.
This SDL has become the newest addition to Bobby's Angels.
Once again, transsexuals are on the Right Side of Science™.
Bobby is not disturbed by groomers and pedophiles, but he draws the line at people who excessively venerate the American flag.
"At its inception", so how about now?
Jordan Peterson thinks the Russian-Ukraine conflict is just part of a bigger Culture War.
The Viet slut Luna Oi, the nemesis of InfraHaz, is caught lying with her pants down again. Bobby thinks she is an "actual" Communist.
Uncle Joe's dear son loves to pose in the nude.
Angel announce God's wrath on people who reject Whor.
On that Waititi-Thompson clip.
Gooch Cooper is a guru in self-reflection. We all should learn from the likes of him.
More on the "Don't blame MCU for exploiting VFX artists; blame Sonic fan for demanding a redesign" tweet.
Now who is the pissbaby?
Admit it: you only pretend to care about VFX artists in order to troll Bobby!
DurgeDiggler continues to fend off Bobby's sycophants:
In this case DurgeDiggler is clearing talking about VFX artists and service personnel. So does Bobby think that they deserve to be ill-treated because they are Trumpsuckers?
Unfortunately DurgeDiggler goes full moron and wrestle with the pigs in the capeshit mud.
In the end, CutiesBob digs up a questionable post by DurgeDiggler, and he and MOS pretend to be outraged by pedophilia.
As if arguing about capeshit for an hour isn't embarrassing enough.
More from DurgeDiggler
Capeshit, Scorsese, and Orson Welles.
Bobby, Angel, and MOS are sure that She-Hulk will not be a flop.
MCU don't need no chinky yuan!
WB keeps reminding Bobby of their obsolescence.
What's your point Bobby? You "work" from home yet you still got covid.
When you are 19, you want to experiment with different strains of STDs.
I daresay Bobby did think like that when he was 19; the problem is that he is now 41, and for a normal person, the extra 22 years' worth of experience and wisdom would have informed him that this is fucking retarded.
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Arthur Morgan
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Well he's never been smart enough to keep his lies in order... Unless he's really so dumb he thinks that transporting food from one side of the country to the other is importing.
Now, now, let's be fair, Bob's shown us many times he cooks for himself. Like the mountain dew chicken he left in a duct taped bag in the sink for five days that gave him food poisoning. And the moldy mac and cheese he brought for Thanksgiving.
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well, I think that Bob really is stupid enough to think that transporting goods across state lines counts as "importing".
Or the time Bob marinated a chicken in hot sauces/sriracha for 5 days in a garbage bag with duct tape. I dunno if that woulda given him food poisoning (apparently hot peppers can do their share of bacteriacide), but maybe it gave him Fire in Hole syndrome.
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Good reasons to support wars against Russia? Okay fat ass, name me one. I dare ya, I double dare you IQ 75-beef jerky stuffed carcas.
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Bob's take on politics in gaming in that Game UnderThuINKer episode is so galaxy-smoothbrain-dead. When people talk (mostly incorrectly or mistakenly I might add) about "politics" in media, they mean forced narratives from the real world being shoved into a media that doesn't need it or where it doesn't belong, coupled with terrible writing by people who don't know what they're doing and can't write for shit. They for the most part are NOT talking about the IMMERSIVE politics inside a game's world. I think most people can tell the difference between the two. Moviebob sure as shit can't, and on top of that he analyzes the internal immersive politics of video games like the damn blue curtains, like the crayon-eater he is.
Most people don't mind immersive politics in a game, even if it's an allegory for something in the real world. Allegories are great. They get people to think without either boring them or pissing them off. Bob probably hates allegories because he's thicker than pigshit and needs shit spelled out for him for him to truly grasp it, plus he was likely traumatised by C.S. Lewis' 'Jesus Allegory Lion'.
Why would Bob put bedding 3 chicks (either at the same time together or in quick but separate succession) on his RESUME? Why does he think that would impress people like employers, instead of causing them to see he's a fucking 3-timing scumbag that probably is cruising for at least the Clap, if not syphilis or AIDS? Hell, never mind a JOB, does he think of a resume for like, dating or something? In which case, this would NOT be a selling point for Bob to have even more "one-night-stands" or whatever, unless he was cruising for poly chicks (and a raging case of chlamydia). Holy shit, what if Bob did actually fuck a chick, that ended up having syphilis, and Bob's suffering from the initial effects of long-term untreated brain-eating bacteria? Either way, Bob's exceptional.
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