Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Hell, MatPat should be aware of how deeply unpopular Blobby is with most people.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Hell, MatPat should be aware of how deeply unpopular Blobby is with most people.

maybe MatPat's been a slobbering fanboy of Bob (and Bob's shit political opinions, else he would not have hired him) for a looooong time.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

maybe MatPat's been a slobbering fanboy of Bob (and Bob's shit political opinions, else he would not have hired him) for a looooong time.

MatPat's a TV Tropes user?

 

[Mola Ram]

We all know Bob contorts the truth at best, flat out lies at, well, normal. Especially when it comes to things like accomplishments or health. But there's something about this tweet you've gathered up that's potentially telling:
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So we know he's scurried back home with his tail between his fat thighs to mom's house. No rent, Patreon welfare, "remastered" videos for any kind of click money, and pawning his crap for the few dollars he can scrape for it - but he still can't afford to make to to SDCC?

My question in recent months has been why the fuck Matpat would waste his time bringing Bob on as a writer, especially when other people do the job better and without shitting inflammatory nonsense every fifteen minutes - but it's making my theory seem more feasible. I think those are pity bucks from Matpat because Bob's health is fucked more severely than he'd remotely let on.

The weight, the drinking, diabetes, the fact that he looks 55 when he's 40, the lifetime of poor decisions - I think Bob is way worse off than he pretends. Perhaps even terminally, if the fates would be so generous.

I'm going to take a walk in the park, sniffing every flower and providing my own whistled soundtrack to my strutting.

Back when everyone was hitting Autism Level Five over Bob's weirdly discolored legs, I thought it was reading way too much into things. Now I'm not so sure. Whatever else, that tweet is very suggestive that things are not well at the House of Chipman.

 

[BaconBoobs]

Bob cannot attend San Diego Comic Con because he caught the coof some time ago and is out of money.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1548158071054053382

https://archive.ph/zrUKH

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Convention goers, please listen to the 41 year old, overweight, diabetic shut in that talks about pop culture poorly, who did absolutely everything to not catch the coof and yet still somehow managed to get it and *please* be COVID-safe.

Since he's out of money, you know what time it is!

https://www.ebay.com/sch/mstmario22l69/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1

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Not nearly as nice as the crock pot or kid toys but he can probably move them.

I do not think Jeremy Jahns or the Critical Drinker ever have to sell their stuff to make ends meet. It must hurt Bob so hard to know he is an inferior human.

 

[Bolo]

Hell, MatPat should be aware of how deeply unpopular Blobby is with most people.

Maybe he is, but here is the thing, it doesn't matter to Matpat, because his audience of kids, which his clickbait is targeted to, don't know or care about Robert.

As long as Robert is kept in brief voice overs and quick plugs, people won't care or even know the depths of Robert twitter antics, hell, Robert doesn't even get his precious writing credits on video, you have to scroll alllll the way down the description to see his name there.

And here comes the best part, Robert probably comes cheap for Matpat, who doesn't even bother to act as if he ever read a goddamned comic book on his life and pays pennies so Robert can go over the Marvel wiki for him so they can "predict" which is going to be the next D-lister character to show up.

So it is a good hustle for Matpat. Robert, who needs to sell movie trinkets to make ends meet, is more than happy to work long hours on a shitty pay if that means he can brag about being in a "million viewed video" on twitter, and MatPat doesn't need to reach far down on his pockets for some easy clickbait content.

It is a win/win, except Robert loses, as usual.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Maybe he is, but here is the thing, it doesn't matter to Matpat, because his audience of kids, which his clickbait is targeted to, don't know or care about Robert.

As long as Robert is kept in brief voice overs and quick plugs, people won't care or even know the depths of Robert twitter antics, hell, Robert doesn't even get his precious writing credits on video, you have to scroll alllll the way down the description to see his name there.

And here comes the best part, Robert probably comes cheap for Matpat, who doesn't even bother to act as if he ever read a goddamned comic book on his life and pays pennies so Robert can go over the Marvel wiki for him so they can "predict" which is going to be the next D-lister character to show up.

So it is a good hustle for Matpat. Robert, who needs to sell movie trinkets to make ends meet, is more than happy to work long hours on a shitty pay if that means he can brag about being in a "million viewed video" on twitter, and MatPat doesn't need to reach far down on his pockets for some easy clickbait content.

It is a win/win, except Robert loses, as usual.

I will say I think MattPat's being irresponsible since it's not just Bob wiki diving and mashing random things together for peanuts. Sometimes Bob's scripts have Matt parroting Bob-isms since Bob filters everything through his dumb views on politics. Mostly sticks out since those aren't usual topics for Matt. Biggest one so far being his Falcon and the Winter Soldier videos where he was convinced it was going to be a Disney manifesto for political conquest. They haven't been Bob's violent fantasies yet but Matt is knowingly exposing children to Bob's wacky world view with little care.

 

[Bolo]

I will say I think MattPat's being irresponsible since it's not just Bob wiki diving and mashing random things together for peanuts. Sometimes Bob's scripts have Matt parroting Bob-isms since Bob filters everything through his dumb views on politics. Mostly sticks out since those aren't usual topics for Matt. Biggest one so far being his Falcon and the Winter Soldier videos where he was convinced it was going to be a Disney manifesto for political conquest. They haven't been Bob's violent fantasies yet but Matt is knowingly exposing children to Bob's wacky world view with little care.

Well, I think the kids will be alright, even if Matpat and his people sleep on it, no one really goes for Robert idiocy, he isn't a thought leader and unless they really go into the "subhumans" part of Robert's shit, then most likely the rest will be ignored.

But personally? I want Robert to go hard on political shit and Matpat being too dumb to veto it, put the fatass twitter speak on full display for the millions of viewers to see, make his "Magneto was right" live once again and transform Matpat clickbait milktoast shit into full lib impotent rage drivel.

Not only that would be funny to see, or check if Matpat sweat to bat for Robert's crazy take, at least, for once, it would make those "theory" channel worth watching.

 

[OutInTheRain]

Back when everyone was hitting Autism Level Five over Bob's weirdly discolored legs, I thought it was reading way too much into things. Now I'm not so sure. Whatever else, that tweet is very suggestive that things are not well at the House of Chipman.

I really, really hope we get the Bob loses his feet arc soon. The sperging, the rage, the screaming into the abyss as he rails about something he 100% did to himself will be legendary.

 

[Mola Ram]

I really, really hope we get the Bob loses his feet arc soon. The sperging, the rage, the screaming into the abyss as he rails about something he 100% did to himself will be legendary.

I don't mean this in a MATI way, but if Bob actually has to face losing his feet then I think there's a nontrivial chance he eats a bullet.

 

[MarineN*423543]

You can look at it as how consoomer Blob really is and it cuts through his twitter attempt to be a real thinker, a real man of the people in his precious NE enclave:

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-the movie about MCU's Valkyrie pretending to be white, he opened up because OMG I know that Marvel actor! unsealed and consoomed, probably for fap material
-Mitchells vs. the Machines, it's animated and was the hot twitter thing to OMG about. unsealed, consoooooom the lesbian main character
-Trial of the Chicago 7, historical drama about liberal protestors "fighting the man" that should be exactly what a true mario revolutionary would consoom? Nope, still sealed
-The Midnight Sky, a sci-fi movie directed and starring liberal icon George Clooney, involving space exploration and surviving? Blobbo says this all he wants so he can download his brain into a better body for sex with aliens. But no consooming, still sealed
-The Hand of God, an italian movie about a kid having to deal with a lot of shit growing up and feeling aimless, just like how "Brick by Brick" renaissance man Blobbo thinks of himself? Still sealed, no makea the consoomo


Blob's such a fucking joke at this point seeing real evidence of his consooming makes him even more pathetic.

ahh i missed the lesbian sperging from dobson good thing is sempai still making an ass of himself

 

[OutInTheRain]

I don't mean this in a MATI way, but if Bob actually has to face losing his feet then I think there's a nontrivial chance he eats a bullet.

He'll try but his sausage fingers won't be able to fit in the trigger guard, and he won't have any toes to fire a shotgun.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

We all know Bob contorts the truth at best, flat out lies at, well, normal. Especially when it comes to things like accomplishments or health. But there's something about this tweet you've gathered up that's potentially telling:
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So we know he's scurried back home with his tail between his fat thighs to mom's house. No rent, Patreon welfare, "remastered" videos for any kind of click money, and pawning his crap for the few dollars he can scrape for it - but he still can't afford to make to to SDCC?

My question in recent months has been why the fuck Matpat would waste his time bringing Bob on as a writer, especially when other people do the job better and without shitting inflammatory nonsense every fifteen minutes - but it's making my theory seem more feasible. I think those are pity bucks from Matpat because Bob's health is fucked more severely than he'd remotely let on.

The weight, the drinking, diabetes, the fact that he looks 55 when he's 40, the lifetime of poor decisions - I think Bob is way worse off than he pretends. Perhaps even terminally, if the fates would be so generous.

I'm going to take a walk in the park, sniffing every flower and providing my own whistled soundtrack to my strutting.

This makes a lot of sense considering we know he's admitted to diabetes, despite insisting that his condition is under control, and he's mentioned being immuno-compromised which we attributed to it. If you look at his photos from a few years ago compared to now, he looks thinner but it doesn't look like a healthy weight loss.

I'm not going to say cancer because he'd probably tell everyone about it to get pity points and to use as a weapon against his critics. It's got to be something he did to himself that, if he mentioned it, the world would immediately know is self-inflicted.

I don't mean this in a MATI way, but if Bob actually has to face losing his feet then I think there's a nontrivial chance he eats a bullet.

Nah, he'd probably be happy, because then he gets a prosthetic and he can pretend he's one step closer to getting his robot body.

 

[A Pale Shadow]

I don't mean this in a MATI way, but if Bob actually has to face losing his feet then I think there's a nontrivial chance he eats a bullet.

Gonna press X on this one. I think Bob's way too narcissistic to off himself just for that. It'd take way more to make ol' Bobby pull the trigger.

 

[Mola Ram]

Gonna press X on this one. I think Bob's way too narcissistic to off himself just for that. It'd take way more to make ol' Bobby pull the trigger.

You could be right. I just wouldn't be surprised. Losing pieces of yourself is intensely traumatic, and it'd be compounded by the fact that it's all Bob's own fault, despite his endless pretensions to Superiority. You're not the avatar of the New Human; you're just a fat slob with no self-control, no money, and no pussy. And, possibly, no feet.

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

Gonna press X on this one. I think Bob's way too narcissistic to off himself just for that. It'd take way more to make ol' Bobby pull the trigger.

I agree, Bob would never neck himself. Fucker is holding on for the Star Trek mind upload tech that will suddenly be invented, if the democrats win and kill all the whites in the midwest. Shit film "reviewers" seem to be at the top of the list for experimental tech for some unknown reason.

 

[A Pale Shadow]

I agree, Bob would never neck himself. Fucker is holding on for the Star Trek mind upload tech that will suddenly be invented, if the democrats win and kill all the whites in the midwest. Shit film "reviewers" seem to be at the top of the list for experimental tech for some unknown reason.

Something something robots, something something intellectual capital.

 

[Mola Ram]

I agree, Bob would never neck himself. Fucker is holding on for the Star Trek mind upload tech that will suddenly be invented, if the democrats win and kill all the whites in the midwest. Shit film "reviewers" seem to be at the top of the list for experimental tech for some unknown reason.

I can see this outcome too. I just think Bob has been cruising for years on delusional fantasies, and nothing would shatter them and bring him down to a painful reality like having a goddamn foot amputated and needing to shuffle around on crutches or, worse, find himself confined to a wheelchair.

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

I can see this outcome too. I just think Bob has been cruising for years on delusional fantasies, and nothing would shatter them and bring him down to a painful reality like having a goddamn foot amputated and needing to shuffle around on crutches or, worse, find himself confined to a wheelchair.

The way Bob is, i could see him saying. What is a foot, compared to digital immortality and killing all the GOP? Him going in to a diabetic coma, while he waits for the superior future is my crystal ball prediction.

 

[Bush King]

You could be right. I just wouldn't be surprised. Losing pieces of yourself is intensely traumatic, and it'd be compounded by the fact that it's all Bob's own fault, despite his endless pretensions to Superiority. You're not the avatar of the New Human; you're just a fat slob with no self-control, no money, and no pussy. And, possibly, no feet.

I don't know about attempting the Blobicide, but a genuine contemplation would definitely occur. It's a horrible experience to even be told that it might happen. I don't wish that kind of experience on anybody, not even Blob, because I'm a superior person. Couldn't happen to a better pile of blubber though.