Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Women don't need no stinking protection from their fathers and brothers!

This is an amazing pro 2A argument.

 

[JayHarrison]

I'm sure everyone of us wants to be on the Right Side of Science and be a 21st Century Intellectual.
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So why aren't you getting pregnant Bobby?

Because Moviebob wouldn't be able to enjoy that small-sized McDonald's meal on a daily basis!

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Feminism:
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AOC receiving attention for having a nice booty? That's an actual joke.

Moviebob's lamenting about Nazis and racists tainting eugenics? That's what Moviebob actually believes.

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Bobby thinks the non-existent "cancel culture" is best exemplified as "zero invitation to parties".
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I suspect that Bobby does not realize the existence of cancel culture because he has been living in cancel culture since birth.

So? Moviebob tarnishes terminologies like science, progress, intelligence, and 21st century every single time Bob utters uses them

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Indeed who wants to live in Martha's Vineyard?
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You can score "Improper Homophone Usage" on your Moviebob Bingo cards!

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Being one of the stupid voters, Moviebob should know.

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But is Moviebob willing to volunteer a bedroom for one of Boston's homeless population? Maybe even a couch cushion? Of course not. The only comfort Moviebob wants to provide for is Moviebob's.

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Biden fist-bumped Saudi's crown prince.
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Did Bobby ever get mad at Biden? The worst he did is to shout at him to Do Something.

Democrat privilege. If you have a D next to your name, Moviebob is almost assuredly going act like an elitist lap dog.

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Fox G. Green.
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There is truth here in Moviebob's comment. Moviebob is not anti-China. Moviebob saves all anti-national disdain toward America.

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Assigned Cretin At Birth.
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Um... possible TOS vioaltion?

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And Moviebob would want to live here... why, exactly? Doesn't Moviebob already know that the glaciers are melting and that ocean levels will rise substantically over the next twelve years starting from 1970?

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I should give Moviebob some credit here about video game cartridges as opposed to optical media. On the other hand, there are conditions under which cartridge games are susceptible to lengthy loading times.

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Some guy: "Human beings have two eyes."
Moviebob: "Um, AKTSHUALLY, here's a special interest article about a child who was born with no eyes. Therefore your're wrong, you unevolved MAGA ghoul."

Anyone with even the barest semblance of scientific literacy would know that a handful of outliers does not disprove a model created from trillions of samples over thousands of years.

One has to wonder if Moviebob was anticipating COVID-19 wiping out more than just the 1,000,000 or so on U.S. soil alone.

From the rest of his timeline, Bob acts like he's on the side of science and progress...

Correction: "Bob acts like [it's] on the side of Science™ and Progress™".

...but every time he talks he proves to be as rigid and backwards as he imagines the most inbred hilljack from the Kentucky holler to be. He should consider what that says about him, because it's not flattering.

Also Bob won't get pregnant because no one will ever fuck him.

Or, to borrow a line from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, Moviebob's so fat, the sheer mechanics are mind-boggling.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Which will happen first? Bob dies of diabetic shock, or Bob has to move to a small town in Indiana just to be able to afford to live?

He dies on his way to Indiana

 

[Lensherr]

Charlie Day as Wolverine.

CHARLIE DAY as Wolverine.

You could not miscast someone any harder if you tried.

Still, that would be absolutely hilarious to see.

I'm as big of an It's Always Sunny fan as can be, and I have to agree.

If Charlie Day's gonna be any X-Men character, he should be Toad IMO.

 

[Mr Processor]

Why does MovieBob think like this? Well, context is important, so here's a follow up Tweet:

It's kind of amazing that Bob was able to find a cartoon character who is almost as ugly as he is, but I guess that's not hard with modern cartoons.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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I don't recall you being nearly as generous with Donald Trump, Robert.

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

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Why does MovieBob think like this? Well, context is important, so here's a follow up Tweet:
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It's kind of amazing that Bob was able to find a cartoon character who is almost as ugly as he is, but I guess that's not hard with modern cartoons.

I find it fucking funny that Bob is calling for political assassinations/arrests. Because this could not backfire at all right Bob? Your team will always be in power right? Dollar store Idi Amin here, thinks nobody else can use any rules set by an administration when they leave power.
Of all his political tepid takes, when he says shit like this you know he would squeal like a piggy when an R takes power about how now they can minecraft all their enemy's. And how it is a bad thing. Luckily for the political world Blob here has the political acumen of a dehydrated turd.

 

[mandatorylurk]

This video made me think of Blob in more ways than one. This guy has become more dramatic and basically a whiny fag as time goes on but it had a solid premise to the video. However the second half is about people struggling to grow their channel and is also filled with many breadtubers talking about being addicted to youtube analytics and their creator statistics provided by youtube. Blobbo isn't even a thought in the breadtube space.

I just couldn't help but realize Blobbo feels like this all the time, and the last 20 minutes of the video is about SEW's own mental health spiral as he got a bigger channel. You could swap in Blob and it's the same thing, minus channel growth. There's a guy interviewed who had a small channel, got medium sized, but is realizing he's on his way out like Matt Jarbo and you just know Blob hears this in his head all the time but he blocks it out with twitter and alcohol.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

At this point, anything worse is homelessness. $56k/year before taxes and fees isn't a sustainable income in Boston. If it wasn't for his mommy, Bob would be rattling his tin cup on Boylston Street.

Where did you get $56k from? Is he earning way more from Matpat than we realized?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bobby seems to think that only eponymous nouns can be "real words".
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Another example in which Bob displays his complete ignorance while trying to show how learned he is over a non-person. McCarthyism may be named after someone named McCarthy but the red scares predate McCarthy, the Hollywood Blacklist and hearings started before McCarthy ever took office and HUAC never even involved McCarthy since he was in the Senate. Even the Senate committee that McCarthy took over and used existed for twelve years beforehand and still exists to this day.

Being from Massachusetts you might suspect Bob to realize that Joseph McCarthy had nothing to do with the Salem witch trials but alas since they aren't named after any person they clearly aren't real.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

I can't wait for Kens to be the next stage of evolution for Chads.

I can't wait for Kens to be the next stage of evolution for Chads.

At this point, anything worse is homelessness. $56k/year before taxes and fees isn't a sustainable income in Boston. If it wasn't for his mommy, Bob would be rattling his tin cup on Boylston Street.

What makes Boston so expensive? Is it the disproportionate white population, or is it just cleaner than its New York/Pennsylvania/DC counterparts?

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

I'm sure everyone of us wants to be on the Right Side of Science and be a 21st Century Intellectual.

"Hmm, quite, quite. Indeed, as an intellectually-evolved 21st century thinker I indefatigably and forthrightly assert that I may - NAY! - I must consume this 30 ounce bag of Doritos Cool Ranch after I complete my modest repast of fried chicken." -

 

[Koby_Fish]

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a fat fuck like himself should be able to float just fine without the damn pool noodles.
(Source: A fat fuck that floats just fine without goddamn pool noodles)

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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Why does MovieBob think like this? Well, context is important, so here's a follow up Tweet:
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It's kind of amazing that Bob was able to find a cartoon character who is almost as ugly as he is, but I guess that's not hard with modern cartoons.

But my fellow Bobologist, there's so much more!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1549072510615818240

https://archive.ph/DZeTm

If Biden blackbags his political enemies, as Bob so bluntly puts it, he and everyone around him is done politically. If Biden were to "LITERALLY send a FLYING ROBOT to blow you up from above the upper-atmosphere", being in the context of his political enemies, there would be actual civil war, the thing Bob seems so desperate to want. I don't know how he thinks he'll survive without a steady supply of insulin and Pabst.

I also wanna point out how he does an out of nowhere left turn by complaining that some people can afford to battle depression by throwing obscene money at it (which tell me you've never had money without telling me you've never had money fucking retard) and then IMMEDIATELY following it up with

Joe Biden can HAVE HIS ENEMIES BLACKBAGGED IF HE WANTS

I desperately want him to try to explain this away as one of his famous knee slappers.

 

[Mola Ram]

But my fellow Bobologist, there's so much more!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1549072510615818240

https://archive.ph/DZeTm

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If Biden blackbags his political enemies, as Bob so bluntly puts it, he and everyone around him is done politically. If Biden were to "LITERALLY send a FLYING ROBOT to blow you up from above the upper-atmosphere", being in the context of his political enemies, there would be actual civil war, the thing Bob seems so desperate to want. I don't know how he thinks he'll survive without a steady supply of insulin and Pabst.

I also wanna point out how he does an out of nowhere left turn by complaining that some people can afford to battle depression by throwing obscene money at it (which tell me you've never had money without telling me you've never had money fucking retard) and then IMMEDIATELY following it up with



I desperately want him to try to explain this away as one of his famous knee slappers.

Bob is literally too stupid to understand the concept of "political capital" or how incompetent, divisive leaders like Biden squander it. All he has is childish power fantasies.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I mean it is true that's there a lot of stuff we all could do if we didn't care about violating the law. Or moral codes about not killing people and so on.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Bob is literally too stupid to understand

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

I mean it is true that's there a lot of stuff we all could do if we didn't care about violating the law. Or moral codes about not killing people and so on.

That is true, but look at the states they create. Despotic shitholes and governments full of ass kissing yes men. It is basically Saddam's Iraq and Bob thinks he would be Uday in this fantasy state.

 

[Mola Ram]

That is true, but look at the states they create. Despotic shitholes and governments full of ass kissing yes men. It is basically Saddam's Iraq and Bob thinks he would be Uday in this fantasy state.

If that means he gets shot up so bad he has to have his face rebuilt with funeral parlor makeup so his corpse can be recognized, well, I might be on board.

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

If that means he gets shot up so bad he has to have his face rebuilt with funeral parlor makeup so his corpse can be recognized, well, I might be on board.

We can only hope, on that front. If Bob ever commits to the genocide of the midwest and has to be taken down by SWAT in a Walmart in Texas.