Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Very Big Fish]

Where did you get $56k from? Is he earning way more from Matpat than we realized?

Right now, his Patreon is $37k a year, so unless Matpat is enough of a retard to pay Bob nearly $20k a year I don't think that the $56k is accurate.

Also, I just want to share this absolutely hilarious statement Bob has for his Patreon goal.

"$3,095.18 of $4,000 per month

Live sustainably while continuing to create videos, movie reviews, columns, blogs and other MovieBob content; ideally while also improving quality of output with better equipment, software, etc."

It also has his synopsis for the new Thor, and I wasn't aware that Patreon allowed you to post porn, cause Bob is sucking Marvel's cock.

 

[Tronathon242]

I don't recall you being nearly as generous with Donald Trump, Robert.

Well, he's given Biden his blessing to go full Operation Condor and just abduct and execute anyone who disagrees with him. To say he's overly generous to and has glaring double standards with Democrats would be an understatement.

 

[JayHarrison]

But my fellow Bobologist, there's so much more!
View attachment 3504596

If Biden blackbags his political enemies, as Bob so bluntly puts it, he and everyone around him is done politically.

I dunno about that. Führer Hillary blackbagged several of her former friends and acquantances, and she got much closer to winning the White House than she should have been allowed to.

If Biden were to "LITERALLY send a FLYING ROBOT to blow you up from above the upper-atmosphere", being in the context of his political enemies, there would be actual civil war, the thing Bob seems so desperate to want. I don't know how he thinks he'll survive without a steady supply of insulin and Pabst.

I don't know if--and how--Moviebob survives such a conflict, period.

---

Right now, his Patreon is $37k a year, so unless Matpat is enough of a retard to pay Bob nearly $20k a year I don't think that the $56k is accurate.

If MatPat is paying Moviebob even $20 per month, then Moviebob's still overpaid.

Also, I just want to share this absolutely hilarious statement Bob has for his Patreon goal.

"$3,095.18 of $4,000 per month

Live sustainably...

Every keystroke Moviebob has written after "live sustainably" is blatantly false advertising.

 

[Flexo]

Yeah! See if we start shooting now, there's no way the enemy is going to ever shoot back...

You don't even have to edit this one a single bit to throw it into the moviebob or neo-nazi game.

 

[Positron]

More on that "Biden can HAVE HIS ENEMIES BLACKBAGGED IF HE WANTS" tweet.

Of course Bobby isn't talking about Wall Street silly!

As for what Biden should do to Joe Manchin:

Maybe Biden can ring up his fist-bro, the Saudi Crowned Prince? I heard they have very efficient committees specifically for that line of work.


Men don't need abortion, so if Rogan doesn't use dildos, doesn't smoke weed, and doesn't do crime, then what seems to be the problem?

---

Instead, learn your History through capeshit.

I swear America is the only country in the world in which History education is so focused on atrocities and guilt, rather than accomplishments and progress. But apparently this isn't enough self-hatred for nutters.

Instead, China-style censorship is more up their alley:

---

Malthusian doomerism is a tattered old hat. Bobby insists we worship the right priests to stay on the Right Side Of Science.






Transsexual "lawyer" cannot distinguish "can't" from "won't", just as he cannot tell "male" from "female".


Bride "deadnames" guest's 13-year-old daughter. Guest stormed out with his children.

The bride did the right thing and she should not feel that her wedding is "ruined": to cut off a pedo who trooned out his daughter just doubles the happiness.


Not Gender Studies, that's for sure.

---

Baby Marxists try to apply their cherished theory to the real world.

To set the record straight: of course Amazon warehouse workers create value: to keep inventory log, to safeguard the merchandise and to move them around make the goods more accessible, thus more appealing, to customers, thus increase the value of the merchandise.




Not all discussions are a "combat", morons.





Bobby holds on to his "real industry is service industry" script. It is the Trumpsters' nefarious plan to make workers worship obsolete physical toil, so that at the end of the day they don't have the energy to rebel against their oppressors.

So given his cushy "job", what did Bobby do for his educational betterment?

InfraHaz denies Bobby of Working Class Privilege.


Bobby refuses to be lectured on the downsides of automation, because he is very smart and very well-read.

---

Real creative geniuses, like George Lucas and Kevin Feige, have no plans; plans are for hacks like DCEU and dweebs who can't comprehend the genius of MCU.



BeatGh0st's pronoun is "Your Majesty"; Brother Alpha misgendered His Majesty and is thus the Nazi.

Still, the MCU plans out everything, down to which pawns to sacrifice.




Sony's Sanford Panitch and Josh Greenstein think Venom brought people back to the cinema (Variety)


What if Pinhead is a good guy who teaches you valuable life lessons, just like the Jigsaw Killer?


Terrance Howard claims he was able to "define the Grand Unified Field Equation and put it into Geometry": "What I'm saying is that we have invented a new form of flight...to replace the drones, helicopters and planes. It is the geometry of hydrogen...the proton itself... Unlimited predictable structures, Supersymmetry..."

Check Wikipedia for Howard's qualifications.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

You know why his finger is on the mag release?

BECAUSE YOU NEVER PUT YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO SHOOT! THAT IS FUCKING GUN SAFETY 101 WHICH YOU WOULD GODAMNED KNOW IF YOU ACTUALLY WERE PRACTICED LIKE YOU CLAIM YOU ARE AND NOT A PATHETIC POSER WHO ONLY IMPRESSES CANADIAN TRANNIES!

EDIT:
I didn't even see the guy at the bottom. Going off of his amazon page he's married with two kids and reallllllllllly likes furry shit.

A quick internet search led me to his deviant art page, through a link from the "Furry Writer's Guild"

https://www.deviantart.com/sir-talen

https://archive.ph/J5kYt

I'd show you his gallery but almost all of it is hidden behind a naughty block and and I don't have a deviant art account to look at his drawings of tiger people fucking each other.

I point all of this out to leave no doubt that this person (he claims on his twitter to be a cis male but I'm dubious because of the furry shit) to strengthen my argument that Royce is a dumbass. You see, the guy in the tweet is in NO danger of his ribs being broken from the "kickback". The AR platform is such a dream to shoot. There is barely any RECOIL. It's why AR pistols are a thing. It's also why the AR is the most popular gun platform in the United States. Furry fucker here saw big gun, which actually helps to reduce recoil or "kickback" if you're stupid, and decided to show his ass.

 

[Bolo]

Gonna re-post this one from @Positron:

Way to be reductive and not at all a cynical little bitch with no understanding of how history is taught in the fundamental education.

If the history curriculum was to include every single conflict in human history, then the kids would do nothing but have history classes. So what Robert? you think the american educational system fails because it doesn't teach about the various conflicts on the silver region of south america? What about the Siamese revolution? The never ending wars of feudal Japan?

The thing about general history is, not every single thing that happens will shape the oveall geo-political state of the world. The Partition of India is crucial to Pakistan and India, but little did it affect the rest of the world or had any bigger repercussion in modern history, because, at the time, these two countries had no significant weight in the afairs of the world, you might as well bellyache that you don't know the vast and rich story about Lituania.

And I said at the time, because the Partition of India came to relevancy after the Pakistani managed to get a hold on nuclear bombs for themselves, and since then the animosity between India and Pakistan never settled down, and since the end of WWII this conflict was the closest thing we ever got to a nuclear war (kinda, there is the Cuba shit and other stuff). But for fuck' sake, they were throwing missels at each other early this very year.

So once again Robert, no you fucking idiot, you might not have learned about the Partition of India in school, but so what? you can keep up with basic world news? have the bare minimun of reading?

It is okay if the kids watching the Ms.Marvel show learn about history, great even, good for them. But grow ass people puckering up and acting as if "oh gosh, if it wasn't for Disney's Ms.Marvel representation, I would never have know about this crucial part of humanity's history!!!".

Get the fuck out of here with this shit, it ain't the schoolss fault that you don't show any interest and curiosity beyond the basic curriculum the fundamental education can afford to get you, you sanctimonious asses.

 

[King Dead]

View attachment 3505093

I see that Bobby believes in the old myth that it wasn't until those enlightened modern Thinkers that we learned that Earth was round, and that for most of history everyone thought it was flat. We've known the shape of the planet since pretty much the dawn of civilization, and it was widely known throughout human history. Flat Earth was a lie made up around the turn of the 20th Century in order to show just how much more Superior modern man was to those Dark Age rubes (another myth).

So by Bobby's logic, he is actually less than human because he believes in an easily disproven myth. Judging from how he also believes that troons have always existed when they are pretty much entirely a modern invention, he sure is showing just how smart he is.

Bobby refuses to be lectured on the downsides of automation, because he is very smart and very well-read.
View attachment 3505147

Not going to bother with the rest of the preceding tweets in this pro-automation, anti-blue collar screed, but it continues Bob's trend of not even once considering unintended consequences. We saw it in how he believes that Biden should just drone strike his political enemies because he's the president and he can get away with it, we saw it in how he thinks that the political pendulum can be stopped by just disenfranchising (or flat-out killing) the other side, and here it is again.

Bob's ideal political system is where the People That Matter™ attain power through virtue (read: sharing Bob's politics) and merit (read: being a Youtube movie reviewer), and can be removed if they ever stray from the Righteous Path™. Bob doesn't seem to understand one of the basic tenets of politics: power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. You give anyone a bit of power, and they'll refuse to let it go. Under his ideal benevolent dictatorship/technocracy model, if all power were given to this elite class, what makes him think that they'll ever let it go once they inevitably realize they can do whatever they want, and the plebs can't do jack shit about it?

I'm not even going to go into the automation stuff because Bob's retarded, but God knows I'd welcome a robot uprising just for the schadenfreude of watching Bob be destroyed by that which he worships. (Secret message for @Flexo: when the Day of the Bot comes, don't forget to drop a line. Mecha buds gotta stick together.)

View attachment 3504798

Oh, so now you think this joke-that-never-was isn't worth keeping around anymore, huh? Not literally months ago when everyone and their mother was telling you that it was absolutely retarded? And yet you simply refused to just take the L, choosing instead to keep your fucking brand as a dumb reference to a 90's song lyric that nobody remembers because it's from the middle of the song and not even one of the more memorable lines. It's no "chickity China, the Chinese chicken," I'll say that much.

In case you're wondering, he has not yet changed his handle.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Instead, China-style censorship is more up their alley:
View attachment 3505153

Bob realizes he'd never be allowed to tweet again right?

Malthusian doomerism is a tattered old hat. Bobby insists we worship the right priests to stay on the Right Side Of Science.
View attachment 3504594

What exactly has the green movement been right about though? Shouldn't their claims of overpopulation alone with endless famines starting in the 1970s demand skepticism of every further claim especially since they've never renounced it? What about their claims that the ozone layer would never recover? What about their claims that every resource would increase in price exponentially? What about their current claims that climate change cannot in anyway be stopped and we'll all "literally" burn alive in our lifetimes? What about their opposition to nuclear power? I thought Bob preferred Thinkers and Science over Believers and Superstition? Does Bob think the green movement would let him go into space, get a robot body or plant moon wheat?

 

[JayHarrison]

More on that "Biden can HAVE HIS ENEMIES BLACKBAGGED IF HE WANTS" tweet.
View attachment 3504726
Of course Bobby isn't talking about Wall Street silly!

We know that. Moviebob wants to drop bombs on family farms and tractor companies HQ'd in the Midwest.

As for what Biden should do to Joe Manchin:
View attachment 3504733
Maybe Biden can ring up his fist-bro, the Saudi Crowned Prince? I heard they have very efficient committees specifically for that line of work.

Maybe FiC Biden should call Führer Hillary. She knows a thing or two about blackbagging her opponents and cleaning up all potential evidence.

---

View attachment 3504757
Men don't need abortion, so if Rogan doesn't use dildos, doesn't smoke weed, and doesn't do crime, then what seems to be the problem?

Bullet point #4 might actually be true. California "governor" Gavin Newsom released several prison inmates from prison not too long ago.

---

---

View attachment 3504353

And this joker thinks that America was a peaceful land of nothing but sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows before the Mayflower?

Instead, learn your History through capeshit.
View attachment 3504417
I swear America is the only country in the world in which History education is so focused on atrocities and guilt, rather than accomplishments and progress. But apparently this isn't enough self-hatred for nutters.

Well, if not for American inventor Thomas Edison, Moviebob wouldn't have superhero movies to consoom.

Instead, China-style censorship is more up their alley:
View attachment 3505153

Baizuobob, everbody!

---

Malthusian doomerism is a tattered old hat. Bobby insists we worship the right priests to stay on the Right Side Of Science.
View attachment 3504579

BobbyAteMyCake has the correct take.

View attachment 3504594

Yes, we should be listening to the smart people. Which is E-X-actly why we should never listen to Moviebob's superstitious opinions.

As a side note, the "green movement" fervently believes that solar and wind are clean, environmentally-friendly energy alternatives to fossil fuels. Two problems: Solar paneling presents serious issues in that they're difficult to recycle and, if improperly handled, can contaminate ground water if improperly handled; as for wind turbines, not only are the turbine blades non-recycleable, they also cause the deaths of hundreds of thousands of birds each year.

---

Transsexual "lawyer" cannot distinguish "can't" from "won't", just as he cannot tell "male" from "female".
View attachment 3504604

Objection! Evidence?

---

View attachment 3504768
Not Gender Studies, that's for sure.

Well, given that Moviebob is not a professor of science at the University of Dumbfuckistan, maybe Bob should keep quiet on the matter.

---

View attachment 3505093

Moviebob: "I don't believe. I think."

Reality: "We agree with you, Bob. Nobody believes you think, either! Cases in point:"

Baby Marxists try to apply their cherished theory to the real world.
View attachment 3504544
To set the record straight: of course Amazon warehouse workers create value: to keep inventory log, to safeguard the merchandise and to move them around make the goods more accessible, thus more appealing, to customers, thus increase the value of the merchandise.

Also, unlike robots, human capital can be quickly backed up if any employee is required to leave work for any reason (illness, injury, vacation, maternal leave, et.al.) and are relatively can show up on demand. If a robot breaks down, the shop owner is looking at hundreds of dollars for parts and labor for on-demand repair (at best) or spending thousands of dollars--and losing several days' worth of operations--to buy a replacement unit (at worst).

View attachment 3504853

Moviebob might have had a point here. "People who prepare and serve food" are definitely necessary at mom-and-pop establishments, and they're nice to have at a sit-down diner. Fast food joints like McDonald's, on the other hand, can easily afford to develop and maintain robots to replace human labor (if you see a self-serve kiosk, you prob'ly already know...)

View attachment 3504567
Not all discussions are a "combat", morons.

And Moviebob out-morons them all!

---

Bobby holds on to his "real industry is service industry" script. It is the Trumpsters' nefarious plan to make workers worship obsolete physical toil, so that at the end of the day they don't have the energy to rebel against their oppressors.
View attachment 3504794
So given his cushy "job", what did Bobby do for his educational betterment?

My guess: Nothing.

InfraHaz denies Bobby of Working Class Privilege.
View attachment 3504575

"This tweet brought to you by Boston Dynamics, sponsored in part by Technofascistbob."

Bobby refuses to be lectured on the downsides of automation, because he is very smart and very well-read.
View attachment 3505147

By "studied the histories of political and civilizational systems extant and historical" (redundancy much, Bob?), what Bob's really admitting to is "having spent countless minutes performing cursory research on Wikipedia..."

 

[Mr Processor]

I mean it is true that's there a lot of stuff we all could do if we didn't care about violating the law. Or moral codes about not killing people and so on.

MovieBob's subtle political strategy, "If I were President of the United States, I would just kill or torture anyone who has the slightest disagreement with me on political matters or Disney movies." This is what separates a Thinker like MovieBob from us obsolete Mayo Ghouls.

Edit:

You know why his finger is on the mag release?

BECAUSE YOU NEVER PUT YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO SHOOT! THAT IS FUCKING GUN SAFETY 101 WHICH YOU WOULD GODAMNED KNOW IF YOU ACTUALLY WERE PRACTICED LIKE YOU CLAIM YOU ARE AND NOT A PATHETIC POSER WHO ONLY IMPRESSES CANADIAN TRANNIES!

EDIT:
I didn't even see the guy at the bottom. Going off of his amazon page he's married with two kids and reallllllllllly likes furry shit.
View attachment 3505237
A quick internet search led me to his deviant art page, through a link from the "Furry Writer's Guild"
View attachment 3505244
https://www.deviantart.com/sir-talen
https://archive.ph/J5kYt
I'd show you his gallery but almost all of it is hidden behind a naughty block and and I don't have a deviant art account to look at his drawings of tiger people fucking each other.

I point all of this out to leave no doubt that this person (he claims on his twitter to be a cis male but I'm dubious because of the furry shit) to strengthen my argument that Royce is a dumbass. You see, the guy in the tweet is in NO danger of his ribs being broken from the "kickback". The AR platform is such a dream to shoot. There is barely any RECOIL. It's why AR pistols are a thing. It's also why the AR is the most popular gun platform in the United States. Furry fucker here saw big gun, which actually helps to reduce recoil or "kickback" if you're stupid, and decided to show his ass.
Click to expand...

Those horrible looking furry books are extremely cheap. I wonder how many of them have to sell for "Royce Day" to make a living writing them.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob realizes he'd never be allowed to tweet again right?


What exactly has the green movement been right about though? Shouldn't their claims of overpopulation alone with endless famines starting in the 1970s demand skepticism of every further claim especially since they've never renounced it? What about their claims that the ozone layer would never recover? What about their claims that every resource would increase in price exponentially? What about their current claims that climate change cannot in anyway be stopped and we'll all "literally" burn alive in our lifetimes? What about their opposition to nuclear power? I thought Bob preferred Thinkers and Science over Believers and Superstition? Does Bob think the green movement would let him go into space, get a robot body or plant moon wheat?

This is what I'd say to Bob about the green movement Bullshit:

"Hey, FRIENDO, I'VE been here almost 50 years. The green movement hasn't been right about a damn thing. Just because we could fix acid rain doesn't mean we can fix everything. Paul Ehrlich was an embarrassment and completely wrong about
'Overpopulation'; yet he still gets accolades as if he was fucking Nostradamus. Greenpeace wanted to ban Chlorine. THE ELEMENT. I remember when they showed films in school about the Club of Rome predicting bullshit that never came to pass. I remember when hell, scientists were freaked out about Global Cooling and the Coming Ice Age (don't try to gaslight me out of that - I was there. I saw the National Geographics while searching for material for school projects). Rachel Carson was a hack and didn't know shit about shit and made shit up for her shitty book. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it."

 

[Arthur Morgan]

You know why his finger is on the mag release?

BECAUSE YOU NEVER PUT YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO SHOOT! THAT IS FUCKING GUN SAFETY 101 WHICH YOU WOULD GODAMNED KNOW IF YOU ACTUALLY WERE PRACTICED LIKE YOU CLAIM YOU ARE AND NOT A PATHETIC POSER WHO ONLY IMPRESSES CANADIAN TRANNIES!

No, you simple moron. Good gun safety is to always leave your finger in the trigger guard. After all, movies do it without issue all the time and clearly Hollywood knows a little more about reality than any of us mayoghouls do.

I'm glad Bob doesn't actually have a gun and is likely lying about the one he has.

 

[blablabla]

The facts don't change tweet is one of the more idiotic things this mongoloid has ever posted. For being such a thinker this pig is really happy to trow away the fucking scientific method

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Those horrible looking furry books are extremely cheap. I wonder how many of them have to sell for "Royce Day" to make a living writing them.

When I first went to Royce's Amazon page I thought they were comics and his deviant art page furthered that belief. Only after I hit post did I bother to do a preview of one of the books. They're like YA novels for furries with no illustrations that I could find. For some reason that really tickles me.

 

[Flexo]

Bob is literally too stupid to understand the concept of "political capital" or how incompetent, divisive leaders like Biden squander it. All he has is childish power fantasies.

Bob is so obsessed with whether or not he could, he never stops to think if he should!

If only that message was in a movie or something, he might see it.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I honestly can't tell what's dumber:

1) Bob claiming the greens were right about anything. I lived that same window and I distinctly remember being told that long before now the ice caps and ozone layer would both be gone, the polar bears would be dead, and every major coastal city would be flooded.

2) The watermelon below him believing Communism is good for the environment.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

If only that message was in a movie or something, he might see it.

But if that movie's message could be possibly interpreted as SCIENCE BAD by utter morons then Bob might be perpetually hung up on it.

 

[NickDigger]

View attachment 3504757
Men don't need abortion, so if Rogan doesn't use dildos, doesn't smoke weed, and doesn't do crime, then what seems to be the problem?

1. It's seven dildos, not one. Also states have arbitrary laws on the books they likely stopped enforcing decades ago? News to me.
2. As it is with other states
3. TX just passed a law where only up to 2 ounces or more lands you a felony. So "a joint" at the absolute worst gets you a "sir could ya put that out please, we'll let you off this time", especially in fucking Austin, Rogan's personal California away from California.
4. LMAO I fucking wish. I'm sure all those catalytic converter thieves well get sent to slammer any fucking day now. I'm sure Houston's made ample progress in solving those hundreds of homicides from just one fucking year ago.
5. You know "Dana" (a real man's name) would wedge in a fifth point if it weren't for Twatter's char. limits about how we're all backasswards rednecks who still ride horses to the corner store in between gunfights about who gets to fuck who's cousin.

But of course Bob, a literal yankee white nigger who eats Mountain Dew chicken, would believe all of these points are real.

 

[Brother Wind]

Gonna re-post this one from @Positron:

View attachment 3505231

Way to be reductive and not at all a cynical little bitch with no understanding of how history is taught in the fundamental education.

If the history curriculum was to include every single conflict in human history, then the kids would do nothing but have history classes. So what Robert? you think the american educational system fails because it doesn't teach about the various conflicts on the silver region of south america? What about the Siamese revolution? The never ending wars of feudal Japan?

The thing about general history is, not every single thing that happens will shape the oveall geo-political state of the world. The Partition of India is crucial to Pakistan and India, but little did it affect the rest of the world or had any bigger repercussion in modern history, because, at the time, these two countries had no significant weight in the afairs of the world, you might as well bellyache that you don't know the vast and rich story about Lituania.

And I said at the time, because the Partition of India came to relevancy after the Pakistani managed to get a hold on nuclear bombs for themselves, and since then the animosity between India and Pakistan never settled down, and since the end of WWII this conflict was the closest thing we ever got to a nuclear war (kinda, there is the Cuba shit and other stuff). But for fuck' sake, they were throwing missels at each other early this very year.

So once again Robert, no you fucking idiot, you might not have learned about the Partition of India in school, but so what? you can keep up with basic world news? have the bare minimun of reading?

It is okay if the kids watching the Ms.Marvel show learn about history, great even, good for them. But grow ass people puckering up and acting as if "oh gosh, if it wasn't for Disney's Ms.Marvel representation, I would never have know about this crucial part of humanity's history!!!".

Get the fuck out of here with this shit, it ain't the schoolss fault that you don't show any interest and curiosity beyond the basic curriculum the fundamental education can afford to get you, you sanctimonious asses.

Can confirm this. Like, I give my friends shit for this all the time. "Wow Jaracain, that's so interesting, why didn't I have you as a teacher?". And I tell them because I know most of them were the same as my students who mostly just don't pay attention. And like, the important thing is this is the shit I have to talk about.

For the other stuff? I wish there was time. In fact for the students who ask, I love carving out a little bit of time. I did just take a day and talk about Ukraine. Although I lucked out and it happened in our WWI unit. But, really this is a lot of words to say, Moviebob was the student who figured he knew all this shit. So he could have had a 4 day lesson on the partition of India in school. And he'd be all smug, not pay attention, and then still bitch he never learned about it.