Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Foltest]

Nice new OP, but I would also add Razorfist to the list of nemesis of Bob. He has made fun of Bob in his videos for years and after Bob got fired from the escapist, he made a video where he put forth his opinion on why he don’t like him.
I also remember that from the screwattack days ( man that was a long time) a lot of the users were not fan of him and his gameoverthinker videos ( was one guy who wrote takedowns and gave up after bobs fps videos, saying that it was impossible to continue after this video) and even on the escapist forum, a lot of people though he was a smug asshole.
edit, here is Razorfist video.

notice that in the comment, both GuruLarry and Total biscut (RIP) are making fun of bob.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Instead of just lesser brother, there should at least be a Chipman family photo/collage, as that would irritate Bob greatly.

 

[Adamska]

I'll merely point out to Brainless Bobby that the reason we still use gasoline at the moment for cars has as much to do with price tags as it does infrastructure. Electric tractors are new, and let's face it: Charging ports, while becoming more common, are still nowhere near as prevalent or available. I can name two places that have them out of several gas stations. I'm not even going to get into the sheer pain in the balls it is to repair a computerized tractor when, not if, its computer systems eat shit. Especially since you KNOW Brainless Bob does NOT know how to fix any computer system on whatever clunker he's driving.

Not that he'd notice or care given that he probably doesn't even think of all the times that he drives down to the Mackers to order burgers for his fairly small sized meal for an average person. Beef. You know, also bad for the environment due to water requirements and land clearings needed.

Also it's a fucking joke he's trying to pretend he's remotely anti-corporatist. The breadtubers will not become his friend since they can smell the bourgeois entitlement and pro-corpo garbage he spews out.

 

[Foltest]

Changing the infrastructure for farming will take a while. We have only seen in the last decade electric cars becoming more viable for the regular consumer, so in the not too different future, we may see more electric tractors. But now? They are too expensive and don’t have enough ranges.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

>Thinking Bob doesn’t read the thread
He’s aware of the farms and absolutely does read his own thread.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Farmers are protesting all over Europe.
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Tractors are obsolete, yet our Superior Future Elite can't come up with what they should be replaced with.
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Let's observe a minute of silence for the sacrifice Brother Alpha made.

If you don't protest against World Hunger -- which is a distribution issue -- then you don't protest for real things and is likely a Fascist.
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Too deep for me. I, Grasshopper, am not worthy.

Let's talk about my insect pals:
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The cochineal is not a beetle but a scale insect, professor.

Mah Real Working Class, again.
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Bobby remembers this scene because this is exactly what he'd do if he's in the situation of Wilson's character -- except he'd be wearing a much-stretched out MIT shirt.

Manifesto moment
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Tyler Russell is right: there is nothing wrong being a racist, and we racists don't have to apologize to anyone. My mind, my choice.

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I wish Bobby hasn't skipped the Emmas With Two Moms and their drones.

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Bobby's gonna miss the swag-bags, which would help him in these difficult times.
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Spider-Man, the anime.
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I don't know enough MCU bullshit to understand the following, but it seems Bobby is mad again because his expertise is challenged.
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MCU - The Fanfic gets a new season.
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Marvel is the Kang:
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Warner Bros are no longer Warner Bros. The only things that stay constant are the "Synder Cut Orcs"
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DC "want to give the fans what they want". Bobby takes the opportunity to lecture us on the reality of showbiz.
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Let's change our subject to something totally not real.
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No matter what are different, if Tolkien lived to this age, I bet he'd still be a Roman Catholic.

Cartoon:
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What does that even mean?

Simp:
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Another Literally Wu got raped and murdered.
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House filled haphazardly with ornate bric-a-brac = Trump voter.
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This is Bob hypocritically calling someone 'horny on main (twitter account)'.

BTW @Positron don't forget to add that Bob has specifically denied being fat and the priest would not have sex with him that he, personally, was ever molested by a man of the cloth.

"Someone I love"?! WHAT THE HELL, BOB? Inquiring minds want to know:
-was this Hotdog Abortion Girl;
OR
-Someone else Bob had a crush on or may have actually been dating ( ) but broke up with Bob (or otherwise crushed his dreams for a relationship that was in bob's mind only and entirely one-sided) when he defended Faraci?

Mustn't have loved em very much if he failed to Believe All Women

Also don't forget to mention MOS is Canadian. Which makes his TDS make even less sense.

 

[Flexo]

No? This isn't remotely true, not even every event with Crisis in the name has been a sequel to the original Crisis.

I am slightly annoyed as a DC fan...

To just sum up because it's going to be too hard to unpack everything - in 2005 there was Infinite Crisis. This was not only pitched as the sequel to the original CoIE, but it was even undeniable because the main causes and villains of that story WERE 4 important survivors (and heroes) of the original CoIE.

A bit later down the road, Grant Morrison was allowed to do Final Crisis. This was pitched as the capstone of the "crisis trilogy" with CoIE and Infinite C. being parts 1 and 2 of said trilogy.

I have no real idea how it shook out as the story was such a mess it's hard to figure out what it did in itself, to the DC universe as a whole, or even had in common with either of the first two parts.

That is part of what annoys me about DC's tweet there. Are they completely junking Infinite C. and redoing a "sequel" (which is a shame, it's not that bad), or is this supposed to be "fixed" 3rd part of the Crisis trilogy?

Oh and to give you an idea of how screwed up DC can be: So CoIE's entire point was to destroy all of DC's multiverse and make 1, unified story universe to play in. Infinite Crisis - the sequel which flipped so much on its head, didn't even restore the multiverse. It was actually the sequel series to the story "52" which properly created and restored the multiverse.

 

[Flexo]

I wonder, if this movie was made today, beat for beat as it was in the 80's,

Um... well...

I'd do a very minor change to that bit where me looking at his track record with theories get mentioned, it should be "under 10%" or "at most 10%" since both require ignoring his exact wording. He only gets things right because he throws so many bad ideas out there that statistically one's going to land and because Hollywood writers are similar levels of dumb.

For example in just the past few months, none of his ideas about Ms. Marvel or Thor 4 came to pass at all. Thor 4 wasn't about making Natalie Portman the face of things going forward, revealing Thor's mother is a giant space bird possessing the body of a deaf Native American woman, or a wacky Venom crossover. The number would be much lower if I did it now instead of just stuff around January.

I'll admit I'm weird but I would probably enjoy way more than I should the autistic breakdown of Bob's failed theories. Like just an intense catalog.

(I mean I can help with some DC stuff but I'm gonna need someone to feed the takes to me.)

I'll merely point out to Brainless Bobby that the reason we still use gasoline at the moment for cars has as much to do with price tags as it does infrastructure. Electric tractors are new, and let's face it: Charging ports, while becoming more common, are still nowhere near as prevalent or available. I can name two places that have them out of several gas stations. I'm not even going to get into the sheer pain in the balls it is to repair a computerized tractor when, not if, its computer systems eat shit. Especially since you KNOW Brainless Bob does NOT know how to fix any computer system on whatever clunker he's driving.

Not that he'd notice or care given that he probably doesn't even think of all the times that he drives down to the Mackers to order burgers for his fairly small sized meal for an average person. Beef. You know, also bad for the environment due to water requirements and land clearings needed.

Also it's a fucking joke he's trying to pretend he's remotely anti-corporatist. The breadtubers will not become his friend since they can smell the bourgeois entitlement and pro-corpo garbage he spews out.

Anybody that thinks electric tractors are a good idea have never spent a single minute working on a farm. (and I say this as having spent a weekend helping a friend replace the battery in his new tractor - and I don't mean electric, just plain battery for a diesel engine)

You know what's useful for pulling cars out of ditches when the roads are icy? TRACTORS. You know what absolutely sucks and tanks in performance in the middle of winter? BATTERIES/Electric vehicles.

 

[The Ugly One]

@Positron - awesome. One nitpick, Glenn Greenwald has become more conservative in his views over the past couple years, but I don't think you'd find a single avowed conservative alive that would call him a comrade in arms. Greenwald is more an Alan Colmes or, probably more apt, a liberal version of Krauthhammer.

Greenwald hasn't become more conservative; he just doesn't qualify his left-wing skepticism of corporate power, opposition to the US surveillance state, criticism of military adventurism, etc, with, "Unless it helps Democrats win elections."

 

[Mola Ram]

Greenwald hasn't become more conservative; he just doesn't qualify his left-wing skepticism of corporate power, opposition to the US surveillance state, criticism of military adventurism, etc, with, "Unless it helps Democrats win elections."

I think the sincerity of Greenwald's shifting views is immaterial to the discussion. What matters is Bob's perception of him and the infantile way he keeps trying to get his attention, all to no avail.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I'll admit I'm weird but I would probably enjoy way more than I should the autistic breakdown of Bob's failed theories. Like just an intense catalog.

(I mean I can help with some DC stuff but I'm gonna need someone to feed the takes to me.)

Sadly Bob doesn't make theories for anything outside the MCU specifically which is a big shame. Most he has is stuff like when he said he believes Sonic and Harry Potter will be future JLA members or the few times he's pitched DC movies which were all as bad as this Joker sequel he came up with. The only time he ever brings up other companies or even Marvel Comics is in the context of Disney buying them up for more MCU content which he believes will happen to DC too eventually.

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[Flexo]

Sadly Bob doesn't make theories for anything outside the MCU specifically which is a big shame. Most he has is stuff like when he said he believes Sonic and Harry Potter will be future JLA members or the few times he's pitched DC movies which were all as bad as this Joker sequel he came up with. The only time he ever brings up other companies or even Marvel Comics is in the context of Disney buying them up for more MCU content which he believes will happen to DC too eventually.

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Also my eyes are bleeding. He has the joker standing like he's walking "up" stairs, but then you look at the railings and they're arranged to be going down. Dude made some fucked up MC Escher shit by accident.

 

[Shart Attack]

@Positron Extremely high quality and long overdue. Happy a newfag like me could be useful in some small way. My only suggestion would be adding one or two of Bob's tweets to section 3.1 where he tries to walk back his infamous eugenics statements as "one bad joke from a deleted tweet." It would give a better idea of what kind of disingenuous worm he is. You posted one on July 6th that would work nicely:

 

[Positron]

looking at his track record with theories get mentioned, it should be "under 10%" or "at most 10%" since both require ignoring his exact wording.

I'll edit the doc when I return home and get hold of the mother doc.

One nitpick, Glenn Greenwald has become more conservative in his

So I'll just replace "conservative" with "a thorn at the Liberals' side". Good enough?

but I would also add Razorfist to the list of nemesis of Bob. He has made fun of Bob.

Will do but I would like evidence that Bobby actually responded to Raz0rfist, otherwise it just seem like a one-sided obsession on Raz0rfist's part and is not as fun.

Instead of just lesser brother, there should at least be a Chipman family photo/collage, as that would irritate Bob greatly.

Not doing it. If someone has no internet presence, they don't belong. I'm not into irritating Bobby for the sake of it.

Thinking Bob doesn’t read the thread
He’s aware of the farms and absolutely does read his own thread.

Aware of us, yes. But if he read his own thread there is no evidence of it.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@Positron You’re assuming that Bob isn’t egotistical enough to browse the thread solely because he can’t stand that it exists. People have brought up the similarities of Bob and Patrick Tomlinson, if Fatrick reads his thread you know Bob has, at the very least, looked at this thread sometime in the last 4 years.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

@Positron Looks good, but I still think it's funnier to have that photo of Bob hunched over his phone in full context where everyone's posing for a photo while he's tweeting in the background instead of just the cropped version focusing on him.

 

[Koby_Fish]

@Positron Looks good, but I still think it's funnier to have that photo of Bob hunched over his phone in full context where everyone's posing for a photo while he's tweeting in the background instead of just the cropped version focusing on him.

Bob's reply to this would probably be, "No, i was not hunched over my phone on twitter, friendo! I was shovelling a small amount of wedding catered food for an average person down my gullet and was hunched over so that I wouldn't spill on my polo shirt, which is apparently acceptable at a wedding now."

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Kevin Feige seems to have forgotten to announce the Hulk-Wolverine 50th Anniversary movie for 2024 starring Hugh Jackman at the Phase Five announcement at SDCC.


But I'm sure this non-announcement is just part of Feige's masterplan. It's likely a Late 2024 release so he's going to keep it secret a little while longer while it films.

How cool would it be if just before the 2024 election he announced it with "and the movie's out today for anyone who votes Democrat"? Trump and Warner Bros would have no idea what to do.

 

[Flexo]

Will do but I would like evidence that Bobby actually responded to Raz0rfist, otherwise it just seem like a one-sided obsession on Raz0rfist's part and is not as fun.

How are you defining "respond"? Heck as Raz0r himself points out in the video, Bob's whole "antithinker" character is so clearly a ripoff/"take that" towards Raz0r.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Kevin Feige seems to have forgotten to announce the Hulk-Wolverine 50th Anniversary movie for 2024 starring Hugh Jackman at the Phase Five announcement at SDCC.
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But I'm sure this non-announcement is just part of Feige's masterplan. It's likely a Late 2024 release so he's going to keep it secret a little while longer while it films.

How cool would it be if just before the 2024 election he announced it with "and the movie's out today for anyone who votes Democrat"? Trump and Warner Bros would have no idea what to do.

I like how literally everywhere I look, people are complaining about Marvel Studios announcing that each Phase will now last a year and they're going to be pumping out more trash but Bob? Bob is demanding even more to consoom. He's really built different. Not even your average MCU shills had this reaction to the news.