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Back when I was driving tractors, the ones I used were about 150hp, so I see that as kinda the baseline for field work.
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Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Tronathon242
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It really does sum up social media, doesn't it? He has a gorgeous natural setting all around him, yet there he is hunched over and lost in a digital daze.
Speaking of Dark Phoenix, that movie feels like how comic book movies may be once they run their course: bland.
The main cast minus Fassbender really was just going through the motions like a hooker at the end of her shift. The makeup was cheap and the costumes, sets, and general setting looked like modern day rather than the 90's they were meant to imitate. The villains, plot, and stakes were beyond forgettable. The whole thing just screamed of being made just to fulfill a contract.
The MCU is the major and exciting only thing he has going on in his life. You or I might look forward to a vacation or a class ending or a wedding or even a playoff run if we're lucky. Him? Avengers: Kang Dynasty and Secret Wars have him practically rocketing out of his seat. Those numbers of sequels and phases going up and up is all the future he really has. It's no wonder he's spinning harder than Barry Sanders around purusing linebackers in trying to justify the, at best, middling and inconsistent box office of Phase 4.
Arthur Morgan
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Decided to take a look at Bob's stats and there's this weird glitch at Social Blade where a week is missing. Does everyone have that? Because while I can see Bob one day losing 11 followers, following 51 new accounts, and posting 487 times in a single day, I don't think he did it recently. Also, apparently Bob's gaining followers overall. How?
Laughingjoke2
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Blobby
1: No you've endorsed eugenics of people you dislike multiple times.
2: & even if guilty which no one is Twitter, Facebook, Memes, and us Kiwis are all print so again because print is Libal speech is Slander.
Fuck you're such an idiot you don't even know the difference between Libal and Slander and you think you're some kind journalist.
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Minor thing but @Positron the link you have for Luke goes to Wesley/Laurelai Bailey's thread instead.
Felis Meanis
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I really doubt Robert reads this thread at all. He's painfully aware that it exists, and he's since long ago settled on the narrative that KiwiFarms as a whole is operated by paedophiles and sex traffickers and what not, thus rendering everything written in this thread merely being the work of disgruntled and obsolete mayonnaise ghouls. When Robert settles on these kinds of feverish, delusional narratives, nothing will persuade him otherwise. Robert's infamous pigheadedness is his most defining trait, after all. It's partly the reason why he's a lolcow (I'd sometimes argue the lolcow), and I believe it's also proof that he suffers from some sort of serious mental disorder (not your everyday basic bitch depression/anxiety).
Robert's vast, amusing and ridiculously underserved ego is of the kind that would never allow him to engage in a conversation where he's the subject of scrutiny, whether as an active or passive participant, unless he could steer the conversation through deletions, blocks and bans. He's quite content with living in a festering bubble in his mother's basement, compartmentalizing his sordid reality in order to cope with how much of a colossal failure of a man he is.
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I just checked; it's not just you. I got the same glitch as well, and it extends to other lolcows (namely Patrick Tomlinson and Kevin Gibes.)
Also, holy crap, it's always a shocker to see just how much Bob lives on Twitter.
Dr J
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You'd think he would understand the difference, seeing as he claims to be such a fanboy for Raimi Spider-Man
Also yeah, it's not slander, or libel, if it's actually something you fucking said and admit to saying. Blob's legal expertise is nothing short of laughable
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We believe he reads it. There is no direct proof that he does such as being caught with the website reflected off his glasses, him directly responding to people in the thread on his Twitter, or vaguely and smugly stating that people making fun of his insurance changing are stupid and don't know nothing about nothing while failing to realize that only we were talking about it. Does that last one seem like a really specific example? That's because that's how we discovered, and more or less proved, that the lesser brother reads or read the thread. We need a moment like that but Bob is at least smart enough, unlike his brother, to not do that. Again, we know he does as does every other cow on this site but we cannot actually prove it.
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I want to believe Bob reads the thread, but due to his nonstop tweeting and eating, I find it unlikely.
Open Window Maniac
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I think Bob may read this thread because he's acutely aware whenever someone somewhere is bad mouthing him. I don't think he can stand reading it for long, because his ego cannot handle even being mildly wounded for any length of time.
To circle back to Marvel, Bob loves the MCU as much as he does because it afford him the tiniest sliver of relevancy. He uses it as a way to speak as if he has any knowledge or authority about Marvel comics, when his knowledge runs as deep as skimming Wikipedia articles while drinking the rum he has for breakfast. Once the MCU either finally ends or just fades away when enough people stop caring about it, Bob has nothing else besides being the angry man-child on Twitter ranting about why we need to use the blood of the mayo ghouls to water the wheat we'll grow on the Moon in the Superior Future for the fifth time that day.
To circle back to Marvel, Bob loves the MCU as much as he does because it afford him the tiniest sliver of relevancy. He uses it as a way to speak as if he has any knowledge or authority about Marvel comics, when his knowledge runs as deep as skimming Wikipedia articles while drinking the rum he has for breakfast. Once the MCU either finally ends or just fades away when enough people stop caring about it, Bob has nothing else besides being the angry man-child on Twitter ranting about why we need to use the blood of the mayo ghouls to water the wheat we'll grow on the Moon in the Superior Future for the fifth time that day.
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The Fellowship of Feige is in session:
Riri Williams?
She-Hulk promises to be yet another Mary Sue in the Mary Sue factory called M-She-U. She is better than The Hulk in every way.
It's a pity that Bobby spends so much time on something that doesn't matter to him.
Like Matryoshka dolls or parasitic flukes, M-She-U is spawning derivatives of derivatives of derivatives.
Soon each of these witches will spawn her own series through ungodly parthenogenesis.
Black Panther 2:
Now that you've seen Bean Panther, it's time to unveil the Bad Panther:
Guardians of the Galaxy 3:
The gif posted by that tranny is so gross.
I don't find his makeup special; you can look for hi-res pictures on the internet.
Kang:
Outside SDCC, Jessica Alba criticizes MCU for not being woke enough. Bobby thinks people (not Alba though; she has a point because she is hot) should point their finger at 20th Century Fox instead.
DCEU
Black bridezilla steals the show in Sonic 2
I reckon many themes on the list are too close to Bobby for comfort, but he should cheer at Military Drone Warfare no?
Cartoon
Ben Affleck:
Chrissy's Angel.
Marjorie Taylor Greene appeals to God's special plan for each of human being as her reason to outlaw abortion.
Indeed, if you looked into the mirror and saw Bobby, it'd be impossible to convince yourself that God made you for a special purpose.
I dunno, instead of blaming people for not trusting "experts", perhaps we should examine why "experts" are so untrustworthy?
Dave Chappelle, who is unaffected by cancel culture because cancel culture doesn't exist, continues to speak the truth.
Learn the difference between an endemic and an pandemic. Oh she is an MD? Affirmative Action, not even once.
Crossover with Nora Reed, who thinks people are going to murder the queers because of Monkeypox.
If the queers don't want to be murdered, then don't spread Monkeypox, especially not to children!
Bobby's Angels. Don't you say Jimmy doesn't pass, because he never intended to pass anyway!
People who deliberate over boy toys and girl toys are really harming the economy.
If that tweet is proof of anything, it is that transsexuals and their "allies" make shit up for social media clout.
The new logo of Women's March has raised furore on Terf Island
Bobby thinks Brexit is an "incredibly stupid thing", and that politicos have the freedom to go against the referendum.
As always, Bobby is on the pulse of the concerns of real workers.
I'd much prefer an industrialized America than a baristaized America.
Bobby continues to argue with Believers of Real Communism. You know the drill: we don't need to win "bad" people over because reasons.
(((Noam Chomsky))), who would have moved to Russia 50 years ago if the USA had not promised him a steady supply of adrenochrome.
The bitter realization that no one knows you are cracking a joke...
Riri Williams?
She-Hulk promises to be yet another Mary Sue in the Mary Sue factory called M-She-U. She is better than The Hulk in every way.
It's a pity that Bobby spends so much time on something that doesn't matter to him.
Like Matryoshka dolls or parasitic flukes, M-She-U is spawning derivatives of derivatives of derivatives.
Soon each of these witches will spawn her own series through ungodly parthenogenesis.
Black Panther 2:
Now that you've seen Bean Panther, it's time to unveil the Bad Panther:
Guardians of the Galaxy 3:
The gif posted by that tranny is so gross.
I don't find his makeup special; you can look for hi-res pictures on the internet.
Kang:
Outside SDCC, Jessica Alba criticizes MCU for not being woke enough. Bobby thinks people (not Alba though; she has a point because she is hot) should point their finger at 20th Century Fox instead.
DCEU
Black bridezilla steals the show in Sonic 2
I reckon many themes on the list are too close to Bobby for comfort, but he should cheer at Military Drone Warfare no?
Cartoon
Ben Affleck:
Chrissy's Angel.
Marjorie Taylor Greene appeals to God's special plan for each of human being as her reason to outlaw abortion.
Indeed, if you looked into the mirror and saw Bobby, it'd be impossible to convince yourself that God made you for a special purpose.
I dunno, instead of blaming people for not trusting "experts", perhaps we should examine why "experts" are so untrustworthy?
Dave Chappelle, who is unaffected by cancel culture because cancel culture doesn't exist, continues to speak the truth.
Learn the difference between an endemic and an pandemic. Oh she is an MD? Affirmative Action, not even once.
Crossover with Nora Reed, who thinks people are going to murder the queers because of Monkeypox.
If the queers don't want to be murdered, then don't spread Monkeypox, especially not to children!
Bobby's Angels. Don't you say Jimmy doesn't pass, because he never intended to pass anyway!
People who deliberate over boy toys and girl toys are really harming the economy.
If that tweet is proof of anything, it is that transsexuals and their "allies" make shit up for social media clout.
The new logo of Women's March has raised furore on Terf Island
Bobby thinks Brexit is an "incredibly stupid thing", and that politicos have the freedom to go against the referendum.
As always, Bobby is on the pulse of the concerns of real workers.
I'd much prefer an industrialized America than a baristaized America.
Bobby continues to argue with Believers of Real Communism. You know the drill: we don't need to win "bad" people over because reasons.
(((Noam Chomsky))), who would have moved to Russia 50 years ago if the USA had not promised him a steady supply of adrenochrome.
The bitter realization that no one knows you are cracking a joke...
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Maybe this could be a way for Bob to like country music:
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well even if it's not Bob reading it, it's either one of his angel-senpais, attack-dogs, or Lesser Brother, who then tattles on us to them. But then they get details wrong, or confuse what was said here with what was said on 4-chan and vice versa.
Felis Meanis
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Regarding the King Kong statue post, wasn't Diamanda Hagan one of the Channel Awesome people that no one gave a shit about (I know it doesn't narrow it down much)?
Also, something I feel like I've noticed about Bob is the fact that outside of his channel related activities (movies/games) and being a complete fucking sped on Twitter does he even have any hobbies? I've followed this thread for over a year at this point (even before I signed up) and I cannot think of a single thing Bob does that would be interesting or enjoyable. He doesn't hike, paint, code, etc. and for the life of me, I cannot imagine being such a dull person.
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I am glad I don't care half as much about anything as Bob does seeing things he knows in the latest media advertisement.
Like holy shit dude, a reveal of the 17th Marvel Project this year and another season of a bad Star Trek show? One of the four that are currently ongoing? I ain't got time for that, I have to debone a fish or vacuum a carpet. Come back when one of these things is released and worth watching.
Like holy shit dude, a reveal of the 17th Marvel Project this year and another season of a bad Star Trek show? One of the four that are currently ongoing? I ain't got time for that, I have to debone a fish or vacuum a carpet. Come back when one of these things is released and worth watching.
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"performative show of organized force draped in romanticism for the agrarian past". I know there's tons of urban bugmen who think food comes from the grocery store - I've met them - but his ability to beat his idiocy with a thesaurus until it's a flowery pulp of idiocy puts him that one step above.Farmers are protesting all over Europe.
Soooo... his angels?
But things like mnemonics (LIBel and LIBraries are for written words, not speaking) or an understanding of Latin or etymology are for the Believers of the Obsolete Past, not the Thinkers of the Superior Future!
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Normally it's Bob's politisperging that I have to scroll past for fear of raising my blood pressure, but this time it was his incessant corporate bootlicking that I couldn't take more than five seconds of. Fucking Comic Con and the consoomers that praise every announcement like it was the Second Coming, with Bob being the perfect archetype.
I just don't get how someone can reach a point in their lives where the only thing they derive any joy from is a slate of 387 movies and TV shows that form a messy and sloppy overarching narrative that doesn't really make a lot of sense when you look at the greater picture but no it's really all genius and it'll all come together in the third act and they won't fail to stick the landing, just you wait and see! Like, holy fuck, Bob, they're mass market products designed for maximum consumption potential, they're not worth getting this batshit crazy over. They're bland, repetitive, cheap products that you can already guess the plot of ahead of time due to each one following a strict formula. Their fight scenes are all done in previz months or even years before the script is even written because that's how much the script matters to these movies.
Part of me pities this sad little (metaphorically, not literally) man's existence for putting so much stock in such a vapid pursuit, but then I remember that when he's not sucking the Rat's dick, he's calling for the extermination of myself and everyone I know and love. Then that feeling goes away, to be left with the disgust he rightly deserves.
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