Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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JayHarrison said:
Please, no. Fuckwit in Chief Biden is already bad enough. Vice Prostitute Kamala will be substantially worse.



I don't think Moviebob will ever experience happiness until the day Bob is able to frolic around in fields of moon wheat
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She's basically already in charge. If she got the top job, she'd be under more scrutiny.

Also, I think if the day ever came where Bob got to the Moon and saw the wheat, it'd be the worst day of his life because he'd finally see first hand what a worthless idea it was.
 
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King Dead said:
Y'know, I've never understood the whole representation argument that terminally online sorts like this make when it comes to media. I've discussed it with a gay friend of mine, and we both agree that it's silly not to be able to relate to someone who doesn't look and act like you and share all your characteristics. That's basic empathy, being able to put yourself into someone else's shoes and understand their situation. Race, sex, sexuality, class, whatever - if it's a well-written character in a good story, I'll be able to relate to them. Diversity for diversity's sake is just pandering.

Funny how Pete tries to flip this around by saying that it's not his side that is constantly complaining about what they're seeing in media. I seem to recall so much bitching about how X franchise needs a Y character over the years, and then when it happens, they go on to say that it now needs Z representation, or Y character isn't being done well enough, or now we need to go back and make A, B, and C characters into Ws, and on and on. You could probably go into A&N right now and find a few recently posted articles in this exact format.
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Representation theory exists because you need a reason to explain why black girls don't like the things white males do, and the reason can't be, "because they are different people from different cultures." It has to be, "because white males are somehow stopping black girls from participating." Of course, since nobody physically prevented black girls from buying comic books, they had to come up with a reason, and representation theory was born.

Thinker Bob, of course, has never noticed the many, many holes in representation theory. He just knows it's what Team Good Guy is supposed to believe, so he claps like a trained seal when a black female is inserted to something white males created.
 
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I just noticed something. Twitter updated it's layout just a little bit. Total tweets are no longer at the top of the page. It's right under selection tabs. It also gives the tweets per month.
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Dis nigga's doing 2458 Tweets per month. To be as charitable as possible, this includes all retweets and likes. Still, dis nigga's doing 2458 Tweets per month.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
I just noticed something. Twitter updated it's layout just a little bit. Total tweets are no longer at the top of the page. It's right under selection tabs. It also gives the tweets per month.
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Dis nigga's doing 2458 Tweets per month. To be as charitable as possible, this includes all retweets and likes. Still, dis nigga's doing 2458 Tweets per month.
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That's only 82 or so a day.

Sounds low, tbh.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
I just noticed something. Twitter updated it's layout just a little bit. Total tweets are no longer at the top of the page. It's right under selection tabs. It also gives the tweets per month.
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Dis nigga's doing 2458 Tweets per month. To be as charitable as possible, this includes all retweets and likes. Still, dis nigga's doing 2458 Tweets per month.
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That's the digital equivalent of his pile of beer cans that he proudly displayed.
Mola Ram said:
That's only 82 or so a day.

Sounds low, tbh.
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But compare that to the average person in a normal way, not like Bobert's McDonald's method of estimation. They're not going to tweet anywhere near that much on average. They might have a ten tweet a day average at its highest because they don't practically attach the Twitter app to their retinas for hours upon countless hours.

And mind you, 82 is just Bob's average number. Get him liquored up to a degree worse than normal and that easily eclipses triple digits for a day.
Dr J said:
See, this is probably why Blob hates the Todd. We all know that he loves his corporate monopolies, he loves to suck that corporate cock, and the Image gang embarrassed his beloved Marvel by splitting off from them at the height of their popularity.
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His devotion to one particular corporate entity while shunning nationalism and the concept of a nation state is something right out of Rollerball. Everything about his philosophy and general desires are rooted in the bleakest dystopian films and the cruelest real world regimes.
 
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Re: Arkle. He pops up in Zach Antolek's Twitter more and more often lately.
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And everyone clapped!

Ain't no one raping his autistic, Jim Sterling knock off looking ass. Don't try to ask him about though.
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This Rabbit Cohen thing is apparently a rape magnet.

More Ana Mardoll / Lockheed Martin / KF drama.
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Annoying as they are, I don't know how the Game/Film Theory channel is morally objectionable.

Bobby thinks some twitter slapfight is the Current Thing, of everyone's concern.
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Many idiots have bought Mardoll's "disabled" pitch and pity her as a victim of Capitalism. Brother Alpha is one of them.
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So when will Bobby and Brother Alpha do something to people who need hygiene products?

Brother Alpha eventually realizes Lockheed Martin aren't bad guys after all.
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Philosophy tutorial in session! Bobby admits he holds himself to an EXTREMELY low standard of decency.
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Deranged convo that I cannot follow.
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He spells raison d'être wrong. I usually omit the circumflex over the first e too, but the apostrophe is NOT optional.

For normal folks, the anti-Putin spell is expiring. Yet Bobby is willing to bomb Russia for the sake of a dumb junkie niggress.
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Biden is welcome to fetch the bitch back when she's done her time in Russia.

Bobby really loves bombs. He thinks bombs can solve any problem.
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Bobby explains how Marx is obsolete:
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Since Whor, edgy anti-Christians have stopped quoting Nietzsche.
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All Gods will die, but Kevin Feige is eternal.

Getting excited.
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Cartoons:
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It seems to dawn on Bobby that Twitter is not representative of normal people.
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I kid, just read Bobby's comments on the Current Thing, near the top of this update.

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Mola Ram said:
That's only 82 or so a day.

Sounds low, tbh.
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I'd say it's still not a healthy number and quite telling for Bob's addiction/need to be validated.

Assuming he spends 8 hours sleeping (we'll be charitable and assume Bob is a healthy, functioning human being) that's an average of 5 tweets per hour. For the past 8 or so years he's been on the platform.

It doesn't sound like much, but every 12 minutes for the past 8 years Bob has typed a tweet, or read a tweet and responded to it or retweeted it. Now, I don't know about anyone else but my browsing to commenting ratio is pretty low, I'll comment maybe 3 times a day across all platforms. Most of my time is spent reading other people's comments (when I'm not working or actually living my life). For every comment I make I've read 20-100 more, which I'd go out on a limb and say is relatively normal.

Bob isn't like us mere mortals, he is interesting ans has important things to say so won't waste as much of his precious time reading other people's stuff. But again, let's be charitable and say he reads 50 tweets for every tweet he defecates into the world. So he's going theough 250 tweets every hour (50x5) and has been for the last 8-10 years. This isn't even counting the little dopamine hit he gets from going through his notifcations to see what retards have liked or retweeted him. How the hell does he find the time for that?

A lot of this is guesswork, and my maths could be way off, so I hope somebody can correct me if so.
 
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Positron said:
For normal folks, the anti-Putin spell is expiring. Yet Bobby is willing to bomb Russia for the sake of a dumb junkie niggress.
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For the love of God, Bob, you are going to make me MATI with this shit. You don't give one iota of a fuck about America except when you want to use its power to flatten your enemies, spare me the whole "we get our people back" bullshit. You don't even count half the country as being American or human. If it was, let's say, an average Joe and not some WNBA druggie carpet muncher, you wouldn't give a single shit. In fact, you'd be sitting there saying how you wish Putin would disappear him to Siberia.

Moreover, you want to flatten an entire city for her? Does the concept of MAD ever enter your fat skull? As much as you obsess over the 80's and bringing back the Cold War because you think Madam Hillary got denied by Moscow, did you ever pay attention in class as to why America and the Soviet Union engaged in proxy war piss takes and never went at it full out? Its successor state still has nukes and neither country has a STAR WARS defense system or (to play down to your level) a Doctor Manhattan that can counter anything once one side pushes the button.

Point being, she wasn't snatched up and held in captivity like the Tehran hostages or some poor unfortunate soul who fell into the clutches of jihadis and has a hot date with a saw blade in the near future. She brought drugs into that country and they frown upon that shit. She doesn't appear to be getting any particular harsh treatment unlike that college student who got his head caved in in North Korea (speaking of which, what was Bob's take on that? Surely not like this). She ought to do her damn time. We shouldn't be thinking about exchanging a fucking arm's dealer for some dumb bitch who seriously thought that her American constitutional rights still applied in fucking Russia of all places.
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Bobby really loves bombs. He thinks bombs can solve any problem.
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Movie Bob's Razor: When presented with any given problem or scenario, he will think of the most immensely impractical or outright ridiculous solution simply because it's "cool."
 
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Tronathon242 said:
For the love of God, Bob, you are going to make me MATI with this shit. You don't give one iota of a fuck about America except when you want to use its power to flatten your enemies, spare me the whole "we get our people back" bullshit. You don't even count half the country as being American or human. If it was, let's say, an average Joe and not some WNBA druggie carpet muncher, you wouldn't give a single shit. In fact, you'd be sitting there saying how you wish Putin would disappear him to Siberia.

Moreover, you want to flatten an entire city for her? Does the concept of MAD ever enter your fat skull? As much as you obsess over the 80's and bringing back the Cold War because you think Madam Hillary got denied by Moscow, did you ever pay attention in class as to why America and the Soviet Union engaged in proxy war piss takes and never went at it full out? Its successor state still has nukes and neither country has a STAR WARS defense system or (to play down to your level) a Doctor Manhattan that can counter anything once one side pushes the button.

Point being, she wasn't snatched up and held in captivity like the Tehran hostages or some poor unfortunate soul who fell into the clutches of jihadis and has a hot date with a saw blade in the near future. She brought drugs into that country and they frown upon that shit. She doesn't appear to be getting any particular harsh treatment unlike that college student who got his head caved in in North Korea (speaking of which, what was Bob's take on that? Surely not like this). She ought to do her damn time. We shouldn't be thinking about exchanging a fucking arm's dealer for some dumb bitch who seriously thought that her American constitutional rights still applied in fucking Russia of all places.

Movie Bob's Razor: When presented with any given problem or scenario, he will think of the most immensely impractical or outright ridiculous solution simply because it's "cool."
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"Nuclear holocaust." Is probably part of Bob's long period bingo book next to his "macho robot body".
 
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I'm trying go through the history of Ana and make as much sense of it as I can. Bob keeps calling her marginalized and disabled. Isn't her disability is that she's fat and a bitch?
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For normal folks, the anti-Putin spell is expiring. Yet Bobby is willing to bomb Russia for the sake of a dumb junkie niggress.
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"this is America we go get our people"

Top hat time. Stuff YOUR fucking sanctimony, Robert.

A year ago, almost to the day, America fled Afghanistan in one of the most embarrassing pull outs and failures of the world's greatest military. Not only did 13 soldiers pointlessly die because Biden and his admin fucked around with the date so they could get a symbolic return date of September 11th but we fucking left billions in hardware and actual Americans behind. We did nothing to save them. Non profits and NGOs were the ones mainly responsible for evacuating people out of Kabul MONTHS after the US military loudly and openly shat the bed (anybody remember how General Milley tried to save face by saying they drone striked an ISIS leader with a "righteous strike" and it turned out they killed an innocent care worker and almost all of his family?)

What was Bob's response to this debacle? A somber, yet smugly dismissive "saw it coming"
Ralph Barnhardt said:
OK. Top hat time fam. This pisses me off royal. First off, to this Chaudhary faggot,
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Nice fucking advice retard. "RUN". Run? Run to fucking where? The airport is all but lost. We, the Americans, do not have control of it. Are they supposed to take a bus? Hide in the already Taliban controlled mountains? Take a train to Delhi so they can shit in your street too ? And the world watches in silence? WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT AFGANISTAN BESIDES AMERICA?! The only reason we should care about it is that a child that was born a year after the war conflict started is now old enough to be drafted in the next war conflict. 20 years we've been sending our boys to die for goat fuckers who DO NOT WANT US THERE. What an insufferably empty fucking statement.

And now my eye turns to Bobbyboi.

I will agree with him insofar that the government was always probably gonna collapse and that's where that agreement stops.

Fuck you bob.

This specific outcome was not "always going to be the ending". Trump had a deal worked out, then the f curve happened, and then Biden decided to change the deal, with actual warlords, because fuck Drumpf. THEN he changed the date from the retardedly symbolic September 11th date to mid August because who needs to keep promises when you're the President? Couple that tomfoolery with the way this administration is handling itself, like apologizing to China because we is racist and sheeit when we confronted them about the Uygers or Joe's many old man moments, that shows we have no balls and you got a bunch of pissed off people who know that at the very worst there will be no greater pushback than what they've spent the last 20 years dealing with. Let's not forget that we've known the state was falling since LAST WEEK and Biden did NOTHING. He even admitted in his press conference today that they didn't do anything. Why? Because the government officials, that Joe also said weren't trustworthy or reliable I don't remember his exact wording, told him not to start the evacuation early and Joe complied with them. Americans and Afghan nationals who helped us are going to die because Joe will not follow anything set by the Trump administration, even an exit strategy.

Speaking of Vietnam 2.0, anybody else here remember when Biden said “There’s going to be no circumstance where you are going to see people being lifted off the roof of an embassy of the United States from Afghanistan.”? Oh no! Did I accidently link a Breitbart article with that same exact quote and a picture of a fucking chinook lifting people off the roof of the embassy? I hate it when that happens.

But back to Bob so I don't make this an A&H sperging.

What infuriates me the most about Bob's response is that his tone. That dejected, defeatist, and yet fucking smug tone. I believe fully that in Bob's mind he places the blame of all of this on Bush and Trump. You can almost hear the sorrow in his quivering jowels "I'm sorry Mr President Biden that you had to inherit such a curse as this". I will admit that Bush did start this with no definable plan other than "Beat Terrorism!". Then he flew a goddamned banner in year goddamned one. What the media or Bob and his ilk will never address is that Biden was there every step of the way and actively voting for war conflict. I shit you not, Biden said in his presser today that we were there in Afghanistan for far too long. WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER SAY A GODDAMNED THING UNTIL YOU WERE CAUGHT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN? Will Bob ever actually have to confront this conundrum, having to square all these disparate facts? Hell no. He's too busy focusing on January 6th, vaccines, and consooming to ever ponder the world at large.

And the dipshit framed it in movie terms too...I'm sorry I'm just so tired of it all...
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Bob does not care about Griner. Bob only cares that someone he doesn't like doesn't care about Griner. Bob put up this facade like it's an 80s action movie and SEAL Team 6 is dropping behind enemy lines to save America's darling and by proxy America herself. In reality almost no one in America cares about a hulking woman who was either to dumb to realize she was smuggling drugs or too full of herself to think anything would happen or that she would be caught. Maybe if her claim to fame wasn't playing a sport that no one watches and very publicly hating America people would care but we don't live in that world. Yeah we're gonna bomb Moscow for an ugly, rich dyke who brought in contraband to a sovereign nation on her own accord.
 
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