Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

The original Predator is a 99% male cast of very macho, in-shape men running around the jungle. When do you think Bob last watched something as offensive to his sensibilities as that?

You could say the same about Robocop and he repeatedly claims it's his favorite film.

Like some have pointed out, Bob is oddly fratboyish despite claiming to oppose them. (In spirit one could argue he's like the PC frathouse from southpark.)

The Predator code is so simple that it isn't something that could "gradually become clear". You can boil it down to a single fucking sentence, which both Predator and Prey do. "It didn't kill you because you were unarmed, no sport" and "It didn't think I was a threat". It's not a gradual string of clues that lead us here, it's literally a sudden realisation by both characters given the circumstances.

Well one could quibble over "gradual" in runtime vs plot delivery. There is a deliberate pacing and rhythm to the movie (which is part of why it's so great.)

Admittedly, Prey does give us a little more flavour on this, we see the Predator studying various animals and food chains before picking off the stronger ones. But flavour is all it is; anybody familiar with Predators knows how they operate (unless you're Shane Black apparently) so it's not some great mystery to unravel. But to a dullard like Bob it probably took him lots of brain power to follow along.

Sounds like you've watched the film. So give us the deets. How is it? On a ranking of the previous 4 movies, where would you put it? Is it worth the time or do the politics get annoying?

Finally, the Predator in the original was not "Trump JR picking off defenceless animals with a 50 cal" (why does it always go back to Trump?!). These were trained soldiers, absolutely not defenceless. They could, and did, shoot back when possible. Only 3 characters get killed by ranged attacks. 3 more get killed up close with wristblades, all of which were still armed. Hardly the equivalent of shooting a rhino from half a mile away. Prey didn't invert this at all, the Predator still killed people at range, his technology vastly outclassed what people in the 1700's had access to, and he was durable enough to handle what they could throw at him. How is that any different from the original Predator?

The Yautja having always had their plasma casters throughout time is something that i know goes back to the comics but sometimes I wish they would experiment with the aliens having older tech in past stories. A more limited cloak or something predating the plasma-caster. Could be some imaginative stuff there.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

That's a shame. Guilt by association is bad so I'm not going to hold Jack being on good terms with Bob against him, but it is strange. RLM are famous for their criticism of Star Wars, modern Star Trek and the state of superhero films, and Bob strikes me as the sort of guy who would not want anything to do with a group that dared criticise the Last Jedi or his precious MCU.

The original Predator is a 99% male cast of very macho, in-shape men running around the jungle. When do you think Bob last watched something as offensive to his sensibilities as that?

The Predator code is so simple that it isn't something that could "gradually become clear". You can boil it down to a single fucking sentence, which both Predator and Prey do. "It didn't kill you because you were unarmed, no sport" and "It didn't think I was a threat". It's not a gradual string of clues that lead us here, it's literally a sudden realisation by both characters given the circumstances.

Admittedly, Prey does give us a little more flavour on this, we see the Predator studying various animals and food chains before picking off the stronger ones. But flavour is all it is; anybody familiar with Predators knows how they operate (unless you're Shane Black apparently) so it's not some great mystery to unravel. But to a dullard like Bob it probably took him lots of brain power to follow along.

Finally, the Predator in the original was not "Trump JR picking off defenceless animals with a 50 cal" (why does it always go back to Trump?!). These were trained soldiers, absolutely not defenceless. They could, and did, shoot back when possible. Only 3 characters get killed by ranged attacks. 3 more get killed up close with wristblades, all of which were still armed. Hardly the equivalent of shooting a rhino from half a mile away. Prey didn't invert this at all, the Predator still killed people at range, his technology vastly outclassed what people in the 1700's had access to, and he was durable enough to handle what they could throw at him. How is that any different from the original Predator?

Watch the god damn films you are talking about Bob, you moron. You literally have one job.

But do any of the Predators try and steal a child's autism?

 

[NaviSpider]

You could say the same about Robocop and he repeatedly claims it's his favorite film.

Like some have pointed out, Bob is oddly fratboyish despite claiming to oppose them. (In spirit one could argue he's like the PC frathouse from southpark.)

Well one could quibble over "gradual" in runtime vs plot delivery. There is a deliberate pacing and rhythm to the movie (which is part of why it's so great.)

Sounds like you've watched the film. So give us the deets. How is it? On a ranking of the previous 4 movies, where would you put it? Is it worth the time or do the politics get annoying?


The Yautja having always had their plasma casters throughout time is something that i know goes back to the comics but sometimes I wish they would experiment with the aliens having older tech in past stories. A more limited cloak or something predating the plasma-caster. Could be some imaginative stuff there.

I'm a noob and don't know how to multi quote so bear with.

My point was it's not really a gradual revelation in either film, for the most part you just see the Predator killing people, and then you are struck by a moment where it won't. It would deflate the tension if there were loads of clues saying "if they just dropped their weapons and stop fighting he might leave them alone. The characters don't know that, and it helps the audience feel like part of the hunt if they don't know that either until the point where they do.

I have watched it and in all honesty I was pleasantly surprised. I'm a sucker for stories where lower-tech people have to deal with Predators. It's by no means perfect, there's an obnoxious element of men being sexist to the protagonist just because she's an icky girl but she'll show them! But it never goes full girlboss mode, she spends most of the film getting her ass beat. The ending is pretty retarded, and the acting from some of the native american actors is really wooden. Saying that, it's a nice simple Predator movie; big bad monster hunting people and killing them in fun ways. The Predator is treated seriously for once, he's not one upped by a "super predator" and he's allowed to be a violent monster for the first time in nearly 30 years. They were very sparing with the references to older films, it didn't try to be funny and it did a good job recreating the era. Most importantly, it didn't try to tell me that Predators want autism and that they gain super-powers from drinking spinal fluid.

It's definitely worth a watch if you're into Preds, I'd put it above Predators and around the same level as Predator 2. Maybe not great, but not nearly as bad as The Predator and at this point that's all I ask.

To keep this ramble on topic, and as I haven't seen Bob's, I hope my small review is better and more informative than his. Which I'm assuming boils down to "Woman good, white people bad, DOGGY!, this is an allegory for obscure political thing I just googled"

 

[Uncle Joey]

Bob got ratio'd by some Snydersperg.

Edit: Whoops, this was already captured. He spews so much drivel each day it's easy to gloss over things.

 

[Flexo]

I'm a noob and don't know how to multi quote so bear with.

My point was it's not really a gradual revelation in either film, for the most part you just see the Predator killing people, and then you are struck by a moment where it won't. It would deflate the tension if there were loads of clues saying "if they just dropped their weapons and stop fighting he might leave them alone. The characters don't know that, and it helps the audience feel like part of the hunt if they don't know that either until the point where they do.

I have watched it and in all honesty I was pleasantly surprised. I'm a sucker for stories where lower-tech people have to deal with Predators. It's by no means perfect, there's an obnoxious element of men being sexist to the protagonist just because she's an icky girl but she'll show them! But it never goes full girlboss mode, she spends most of the film getting her ass beat. The ending is pretty retarded, and the acting from some of the native american actors is really wooden. Saying that, it's a nice simple Predator movie; big bad monster hunting people and killing them in fun ways. The Predator is treated seriously for once, he's not one upped by a "super predator" and he's allowed to be a violent monster for the first time in nearly 30 years. They were very sparing with the references to older films, it didn't try to be funny and it did a good job recreating the era. Most importantly, it didn't try to tell me that Predators want autism and that they gain super-powers from drinking spinal fluid.

It's definitely worth a watch if you're into Preds, I'd put it above Predators and around the same level as Predator 2. Maybe not great, but not nearly as bad as The Predator and at this point that's all I ask.

To keep this ramble on topic, and as I haven't seen Bob's, I hope my small review is better and more informative than his. Which I'm assuming boils down to "Woman good, white people bad, DOGGY!, this is an allegory for obscure political thing I just googled"

Thank you! That was better and more informative than Bobby. Though I would put pred 2 and 3 as arguably tied this does sound like a step in the right direction. I'll try to watch it, but probably alone.

Again thanks for the review. I mean that sincerely.

 

[BaconBoobs]

Watch the god damn films you are talking about Bob, you moron. You literally have one job.

Thats the thing he doesn't. He got fired twice and survives by e-begging.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Thats the thing he doesn't. He got fired twice and survives by e-begging.

Does he even beg these days? He doesn't seem to ask for people to subscribe on Patreon; I think most people only support him because they forgot they're sending a fat loser $1 a month.

 

[Dr J]

Bob actually surprised me by being self-aware enough to lock the replies on that tweet, it's probably just to avoid getting criticism but it could also mean he's aware enough of what he's doing that he's making himself so open to that criticism rather than his normal belief that he's totally dominated the discussion. I choose to be optimistic.

It's not self awareness, it's cowardice. He knows he's going to get owned if he tries to pick a fight with someone more popular than himself, as has happened when he tried to pick fights with TotalBiscuit, Amanda Milius and many other such cases. So he limited replies because he's an ITG and tremendous pussy

 

[JayHarrison]

I'm playing catch-up, so my apologies if this goes a bit l...o...n...g...

The Catholic Church spends money to save lives. Some people, in particular women, don't like that.
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Two problems here: The first is that Leftist idiots always claim to be about helping others out of poverty or helping the genuinely disadvantaged, yet these same Leftist idiots do literally next to nothing to help them; all talk, no action. The second, more important point? Abortion is not a right, and should not be treated as such until the U.S. Constitution considers mass genocide a right.

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So what has Bobby done for gay and trans rights?

Moviebob: "'I believe in these things, I just don't believe in actually DOING ANYTHING about it.'"

Whoo, doggy! A new anti-Moviebob exploitable meme is born. Just Photoshop that tweet to make it appear as a quote-tweeted of one of Moviebob's older posts, and the possibilities are practically endless!

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Angel on Alex Jones.
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So? Alex Jones has been correct on matters far less frequently than Moviebob's been wrong.

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This is how The Right Side of History...

™

...documents the past:
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Just like the Democratic Party, which has existed 157 years past its expiration date.

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Bobby Believes in SCIENCE, unlike Peter Coffin senpai:
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Bobby loves experts. I daresay those SCIENTISTS know climate models (which aren't the same as climate itself) like the back of their hands, but are they experts in banking and investments? Has these SCIENTISTS realize that "investing in fossil fuels" also means making more efficient, less polluting use of them?

As I mentioned earlier:

Moviebob: "'I believe in these things, I just don't believe in actually DOING ANYTHING about it.'"

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The Daylight Warrior, the guy who just told Danny Dank that "Bob has done more in his life than you ever will, mewing quim", has reservations about Bobby himself.
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Double whammy. Not only has Moviebob oft claimed to be the smartest being in the room (search "I am smarter than" and "I'm smarter than"), Bob's "solutions" only make matters worse for everyone but Moviebob.

I see lard ass continues to half ass the quality of his videos.

Image removed because, yeesh! Bob looks like a failed actor couldn't even land an audition for a Miami Vice extra.

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Biden takes his own sweet time responding to China's sanctions, as Fox New's Peter Doocy observes.
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Apparently "delegation" is not a thing in Democrat's White House.

Shut up, NPCbob.

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Question: Out of how many votes did this homeowner who acted in self-defense actually receive?

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Bobby denies Superior Future when it is staring him in the face.
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I'm surprised that Technofascistbob didn't react with "that's a good thing" while mimicking Bernie Sanders' voice.

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It's okay Bobby. Humans have been practicing eugenics on dogs for at least 15,000 years.

Not to mention that humans have been practicing eugenics on plants for as long as agriculture's been a thing.

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To actual thinkers, "diversity" refers to entertaining thoughts that may be different from their own and a willingness to change their opinions based on facts and evidence.

To a Thinker™ like Moviebob and those of Bob's ilk, "diversity" refers welcoming those of different races and genders with the provision that they all think alike and only change their minds out of personal and/or political convenience.

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...Bobby no longer insists Biden bomb Russia for some pothead sheboon (The highlight below is Bobby's; I cut-n-paste the original tweet for neat formatting)
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Well, being smarter and saner than Moviebob is less difficult than bobbing for water.

Yet just before that.
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Having difficulty keeping your story straight, Bob?

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Finding words is a hard task for Bobby.
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Nice defelction, Baizuobob.

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Imperialism is apparently just "no girls, no nigs".
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Worse, we could have a world polluted with billions upon billions of Moviebob clones.

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The MissTessWomen account has blocked everyone so I have no idea.

Nazibob pops up yet again.

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Shut up, Eugenicsbob.

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Tulsi Gabbard accuses the Biden administration for actively promoting "treatments" to kids that the FDA has warned of dire risks -- and for the media's curious silence.
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'Memba when Moviebob wasn't a misogynistic shitpile? That was so far back, not even Pepperidge Farm 'membas.

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I agree with Brother_Alpha on one point: Moviebob provides good fodder for my Twitter block list. Anyone supports what Moviebob has written/produced/stars in will be added to my block list.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Thats the thing he doesn't. He got fired twice and survives by e-begging.

Three times if you count Screw Attack, though that wasn't movie reviews.

Does he even beg these days? He doesn't seem to ask for people to subscribe on Patreon; I think most people only support him because they forgot they're sending a fat loser $1 a month.

He's an idiot who throws all his eggs in one basket. When he went back to Escapist he fucked his channel over by not updating it with anything because he thought he'd be there permanently, no matter how many times he was told to knock off his Twitter bullshit. Now he's convinced Film Theory is going to keep him forever.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

All this Predator talk reminds me that DisneyBob shit out of a RTG on Die Hard, since both the first Predator and Die Hard were directed by John McTiernan.

 

[Bolo]

Three times if you count Screw Attack, though that wasn't movie reviews.

He's an idiot who throws all his eggs in one basket. When he went back to Escapist he fucked his channel over by not updating it with anything because he thought he'd be there permanently, no matter how many times he was told to knock off his Twitter bullshit. Now he's convinced Film Theory is going to keep him forever.

And the dumbest thing, Robert was getting traction on his own, his "really that good" videos was making good views, his Spiderman one did over 2 million and he was managing to make ways into the whole video essay niche that got popular back in the mid 2010's.

But nah, he dropped his output once he got back to The Escapist, and now he pretty much gave up making videos besides his basic bitch reviews and whatever he shits ou on "the big picture", and usually is about Capeshit stuff.

Had Robert had some patience and continue to grind, who knows, he could be up there with the big channels doing the video essay schtick, but no, he always gave way too much importance for being "legit" under the banner of The Escapist, and now being a prefessional "Writer" for Matpat.

this may cost him a lot, Robert is getting too old to rebound his content, the only videos peple pay attention to him is when something is capeshit related, and you can tell he resents being seen like that but he has no other choice.

Wonder what he'll do once Matpat call it quits.

 

[Mola Ram]

And the dumbest thing, Robert was getting traction on his own, his "really that good" videos was making good views, his Spiderman one did over 2 million and he was managing to make ways into the whole video essay niche that got popular back in the mid 2010's.

But nah, he dropped his output once he got back to The Escapist, and now he pretty much gave up making videos besides his basic bitch reviews and whatever he shits ou on "the big picture", and usually is about Capeshit stuff.

Had Robert had some patience and continue to grind, who knows, he could be up there with the big channels doing the video essay schtick, but no, he always gave way too much importance for being "legit" under the banner of The Escapist, and now being a prefessional "Writer" for Matpat.

this may cost him a lot, Robert is getting too old to rebound his content, the only videos peple pay attention to him is when something is capeshit related, and you can tell he resents being seen like that but he has no other choice.

Wonder what he'll do once Matpat call it quits.

A Bob tweet that I think doesn't get enough attention is his chest-thumping when he got his Escapist job back. I think one of the biggest things Bob craves is the legitimacy of authentic recognition. No matter how crappy a mainstream movie is, no matter how cringe inducing a Mahvel comic book might be, no matter how insufferable and incompetent a trad published novel is (assuming Bob ever reads), they will always, always, always be better than anything independently produced or written. The pathetic part is that Bob thought the Escapist of all things qualified as that sort of recognition ... or maybe he just thought it put him on the path to that sort of notoriety.

Anyway, enjoy one of Bob's smuggest tweets, immensely funnier in light of consequent developments.

 

[Koby_Fish]

It's that time of the month again; lots of warning messages when I uploaded these caps. If they don't show, tell me.

Bizarrely, Bobby no longer insists Biden bomb Russia for some pothead sheboon (The highlight below is Bobby's; I cut-n-paste the original tweet for neat formatting)
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Yet just before that.
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Finding words is a hard task for Bobby.
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Not more wishful than the WishDotSuperiorFuture Party, with a membership of one.

Imperialism is apparently just "no girls, no nigs".
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The MissTessWomen account has blocked everyone so I have no idea.

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Regarding polio, it seems we need to treat America as a third-world country and revert to oral, live-attenuated Sabin-type vaccine. The vaccine-virus multiplies in the intestines of the inoculated, who will literally shit the vaccine out in the streets so the unvaccinated can get protected by eating food contaminated by shit particles.

Tulsi Gabbard accuses the Biden administration for actively promoting "treatments" to kids that the FDA has warned of dire risks -- and for the media's curious silence.
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Big brained Angel, Zach Antolek:
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Apparently "Langley" is an euphemism for CIA.

Elon Musk.
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The last question suggests there might be common grounds between Musk and Bobby...

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Huge amount of rumors and allegations, as if anyone had the time for them.
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This shit must be contagious, at least among primitive nervous systems.

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DCEU is fucked up beyond repair:
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The Time article is from 2015, BTW.

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Synder:
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You decide whether it is clickbait or not.

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No no no, Syndercut fans are not "right wing"; they are just "extremely not left wing".
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It seems Bobby earned himself another friend!

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Prey -- and Bugs Bunny.
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Dave Chappelle and similar "bad art":
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Some ratty cartoon is a warning of Malthus.
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Are we supposed to be surprised that environmental wokescolds are so easily dated?

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The below is an example of what is called "duck" in architect slang. Bobby loves them because he can't resist kitsch.
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OK FUCKING SPERG TIME BECAUSE THAT LAST IDIOT REPLYING TO BOB (re: Busytown)
There ARE calico males. They exist. Therefore, it is NOT necessary for a 'male' calico to be trans. Male Calicos are infertile. There's a fucking difference.

Bob's all "LOL malthusians had enough influence to make a cartoon 30 years ago" but fails to realize Malthusians were rife among the environmentalists for the last 100 years or so, and they still have plenty of influence. Bob's got shit backwards. Malthusians obviously still hold significant power because that's what's driving the depopulation imperatives behind starving the Sri Lankans and attempting to starve the Dutch and North America (by idiot Trudeau attempting to "reduce nitrogen emissions" by dictating to farmers how much fertilizer to use, thus decreasing crop yields and potentially causing starvation). Bob just has no clue, nor does he care as long as the victims of Malthus are limited to the MAGAnaise Ghoulen Unpersons in 'empty' Red States.


Also, bob and his bullshit regarding fish-shaped building (evoking cringe memories of Bob and his "friend-shaped <food>",) does he realize just how fucking dumb and unnecessarily expensive bullshit like that would be?! I'm surprised Bob didn't pull a Dobson and make himself an entire Minecraft world full of Mario shit, complete with an altar to Shigeru Miyamoto.

 

[Positron]

Content Warning: Bobby is having a massive fit over Syndercut and Man Of Steel. I almost gave up clipping his logorrhea -- until I realize nothing pleases the regulars of this thread more than watching Bobby being pilled on.

Bobby's anger problem is giving his fans concerns.

Telling Bobby to log off is erasing his existence.

Bobby wastes no chance showing off his Fedora:






Huge volume of ridicule is being poured over Bobby's hot take that the hypothetical "audience" hates everything Bobby hates. Of course Bobby feels obliged to answer everyone.

I have a sneaking feeling that Daylight Warrior is someone we've met before.











Totally deranged.





This is neither appealing to authority nor clout chasing; it is merely showing how Bobby is dead wrong.

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Speaking of appealing to "authority":


Mah erasure! Mah representatshoon!

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Serious Philosopher Oliver Lennard chimes in about Superman! Bobby seizes the chance to give Ollie's AmHole a throughout tongue bath.




Serious Film Critic Robert Chipman knows his Eisenstein.








Kung-fu Butler:

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James Gunn being present in pedo-themed party is "fake news" that Trumpings ghoul made up.






Parker Molloy on Dykeyear.






Fake Tits, the thot tech leader of Shenzhen:

Bobby does not have the monopoly of white trash recipes:

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Wut.

I didn't know Roger Waters is so based, still I'm not crazy about Pink Flyod.



If you replace Nancy Peloski with an internet rando, will anyone notice?

 

[Dr J]

He's an idiot who throws all his eggs in one basket. When he went back to Escapist he fucked his channel over by not updating it with anything because he thought he'd be there permanently, no matter how many times he was told to knock off his Twitter bullshit. Now he's convinced Film Theory is going to keep him forever.

And the dumbest thing, Robert was getting traction on his own, his "really that good" videos was making good views, his Spiderman one did over 2 million and he was managing to make ways into the whole video essay niche that got popular back in the mid 2010's.

But nah, he dropped his output once he got back to The Escapist, and now he pretty much gave up making videos besides his basic bitch reviews and whatever he shits ou on "the big picture", and usually is about Capeshit stuff.

Had Robert had some patience and continue to grind, who knows, he could be up there with the big channels doing the video essay schtick, but no, he always gave way too much importance for being "legit" under the banner of The Escapist, and now being a prefessional "Writer" for Matpat.

this may cost him a lot, Robert is getting too old to rebound his content, the only videos peple pay attention to him is when something is capeshit related, and you can tell he resents being seen like that but he has no other choice.

Wonder what he'll do once Matpat call it quits

It really doesn't matter how many videos he puts out, on what channel he puts them out, or how much he 'grinds'. He's losing his audience because he's an obnoxious, hateful asshole. No other reason. You'll notice that his two biggest successes came in 2015, after he was canned from The Escapist the first time because couldn't shut up about GamerGate but before Trump got elected and he really went off the rails.

Even if neither of these things had happened, his audience still would have plateau'd and he'd still be cruising into irrelevance. Why? Because his content is really not that good. His effects are shit. His Escapist content really was his best content, whoever from The Escapist convinced him not to show his bloated neckbeard face in his videos for them really deserves a medal, because his Game Overeater where he actually gets on camera is just fucking embarrassing. Like, Doug Walker would be embarrassed to have made that shit. As for the content of the videos themselves, there's nothing he talks about that you couldn't get from reading Wikipedia instead, because he's so fucking lazy that's about the maximum of research he's willing to do.

My point is, why would anyone watch Movieblob when there are better YouTubers out there putting out more competently produced, informative content?

We rail on him for latching onto the 'legitimacy' of Screw Attack, The Escapist and now MatPat, but that's the only reason he even has a platform. Because he somehow managed to cling to bigger e-celebs' nuts. He got onto ScrewAttack when AVGN was at his biggest, he got onto The Escapist when Yahtzee was at his biggest and now he's wormed his way onto GayTheory who's certainly more popular than Blob will ever be.

 

[Koby_Fish]

It's covered more extensively in the Red Letter Media thread, but people have tried to call Jack out or at least warn him that associating with Bob is a terrible look for him. Along with their Escapist team up, I think Jack was a guest on one of Bob's reviews, which was what kicked off the realization that AIDS Moby had sufficiently terrible judgment to consider Bob a "colleague" he really wanted to work with. Jack's reaction to people's disgust for Bob was to tell them to fuck off.

Jack is not as vocal about sneering at fandom CHUDs as Bob is (who could possibly be on Bob's level when it comes to something like that!), but he has done things like approvingly link a lunatic article claiming to prove criticism of The Last Jedi was an alt-right conspiracy, which makes me think he has far less of a problem with Bob's loathsome behavior than you might think a midwestern guy who grew up on a farm would. Given his connections to RLM and by extension the Plinkett reviews, it was as shocking a lapse in judgment as his regard for Bob, but good luck confronting him about it on Twitter. You'll get a "fuck off" and most likely a block.

To be fair, I think Jack, if he does think as Bob does about the MAGAnaise Ghoulen, is smart enough not to say the quiet part out loud. And also to be fair, radical leftists can be spawned in midwestern farms. This is called "rebelling against one's parents' values" (assuming Jack's parents aren't Vote Blue No Matter Who themselves). Hell, maybe Jack thinks Bob is his actual friend, like Bob thought of Lindsay Ellis? Or maybe it's mutual and they actually are really good friends who bonded over the hatred of MAGAnaiseGhoulen? Is Jack Bob's Bromance? Just a thought.

Sure, it's exploitable, but Bob's trying to say that the person he's quoting believes in things but doesn't actually believe in doing anything about it. Although Ironically, Bob rarely does anything 'about it' other than maybe show up to a protest a couple times that we're aware of (that has pictures) and tweeting into the void...

I'd also like to know how many were in the primary, who were they running against, and whether the person that ended up winning is anti-self-defence/anti-gun? I mean, if the person who won is pro-gun and pro-self defense, who cares?

This is such exceptional bullshit. Bob, WHAT GOOD IS A THESAURUS? If you can't say stupid, YOU ALSO CANNOT SAY ANY OF THE OTHER WORDS THAT ALSO MEAN STUPID. THAT'S THE POINT. God how can Bob be this dense and complicit? I know he raw-dogs the thesaurus on the regular, but in this case using a thesaurus only reminds the IngSoc Justice wokescolds of more words they think they need to ban. Bob is so stupid that he doesn't realize that Nineteen Eighty-Four was supposed to be a warning, not a goddamn instruction manual.

Content Warning: Bobby is having a massive fit over Syndercut and Man Of Steel. I almost gave up clipping his logorrhea -- until I realize nothing pleases the regulars of this thread more than watching Bobby being pilled on.

Bobby's anger problem is giving his fans concerns.
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Telling Bobby to log off is erasing his existence.

Bobby wastes no chance showing off his Fedora:
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Huge volume of ridicule is being poured over Bobby's hot take that the hypothetical "audience" hates everything Bobby hates. Of course Bobby feels obliged to answer everyone.
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I have a sneaking feeling that Daylight Warrior is someone we've met before.

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This is neither appealing to authority nor clout chasing; it is merely showing how Bobby is dead wrong.

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Mah erasure! Mah representatshoon!
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Serious Philosopher Oliver Lennard chimes in about Superman! Bobby seizes the chance to give Ollie's AmHole a throughout tongue bath.
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Serious Film Critic Robert Chipman knows his Eisenstein.
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Kung-fu Butler:
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James Gunn being present in pedo-themed party is "fake news" that Trumpings ghoul made up.
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Parker Molloy on Dykeyear.
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Fake Tits, the thot tech leader of Shenzhen:
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Bobby does not have the monopoly of white trash recipes:
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Wut.

I didn't know Roger Waters is so based, still I'm not crazy about Pink Flyod.
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If you replace Nancy Peloski with an internet rando, will anyone notice?

@Positron may I say we all appreciate you wading through the dreck that is Bob's twitter feed to bring us the lulz.

so wait, Bob's rage-bait was literal ragebait for collecting nuggets for his stupid videos? That's what it sounds like to me.

Bob the hypocrite, everyone.

What the fuck is Bob even talking about, here? I don't recall any Hyundai Ponies or Mercury Cougars among the Autobots. Does he think Bumblebee should have transformed into a literal Beetle as well as the Volkswagen Beetle? Very, VERY few Autobots transformed into something with an animal-named vehicle mode. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe were Lamborghini Countaches. No animals there. Bluestreak, Prowl, and Smokescreen were Datsun Fairladys. Cliffjumper was a Porsche 924 and Jazz was a Porsche 935. Ironhide and Ratchet were Nissan Van-ettes.

Windcharger was a Pontiac Firebird/Trans Am but I don't think that a firechicken would be a viable altmode.

Or does he mean their actual names? Like Hound? So that he'd also turn into a dog as well as a Jeep?

Or is Bob just really, really stupid and thinks there should be a TF series where there's Autobots that are Mercury Cougars, Hyundai Ponies, Mercury Bobcats, etc, that turn into cars and animals like Triple Changers? Maybe he thinks that there should be Decepticons that turn into F-14 Tomcats and F-15 Eagles....and then also turn into literal robot tomcats and literal robot eagles. I say this as a full-on Transformers sperg: Mein gott.


Bob decides to impress Twitter with "I drink Alcohol For Breakfast To Look Cool":

What beach chair where what beach?
If he left it at ONE blended daiquiri, I'll eat my hat
(Also, is there such a thing as a NON-Blended Daiquiri?)
Also, where did he EVEN GET said blended daiquiri? Is there a bar on the beach or did Bob bring a cooler to the beach?

Relax. No, no, he was not at the beach. I will fucking guarantee you that. He can't type shit up on the beach. Maybe his backyard? Who are we kidding here? Bob doesn't seem to have a laptop? How could he sip a daiquiri on a beach chair outside and not spill on a goddamn laptop?

Hell, this isn't much of a stretch, is he using a beach chair for a computer chair? That would be hilarious. Either way, Bob's reply up there isn't the pwn he thinks it is. But that's how shit goes for alcoholics in denial. "Booze = Cool" and "Sugary Booze In Crushed Ice Slush = SUPERCOOL" will never be purged from their psyches.

Daiquiri in his beach chair is just Rum With Breakfast with extra steps.

 

[Bolo]

so wait, Bob's rage-bait was literal ragebait for collecting nuggets for his stupid videos? That's what it sounds like to me.

Nah, that's just good ol' cope. haha, I wasn't taking you seriously, I was just baiting you into being stupid by also being stupid.

As of writing his "assignment" (wiking Marvel shit for Matpat) on the beach while sipping on daiquiris (bet it was one of those fruity ones, asshole loves women's drink), for one, I don't think it is true. Second, even if it is true, I've seen new england beaches, they suck. Third, Robert could've been on Maui getting a blowjob from Victoria Secret's new hire while penning the next great American novel, and he would still be the idiot that spent most of his Sunday replying to the Snyder cut retards and constantly checking twitter non-stop.

What I find foolish from Robert is that he insists that he is above the petty bullshit from twitter, constantly declaring that twitter ain't real life, and while it isn't, Robert made twitter HIS life, and he can't break away from that.

Act as if you are dunking on chuds for fun all you want Robert, but when you show to everybody how much you spend on twitter everyday, you are just telling the world how little you got besides social media.

 

[JayHarrison]

Content Warning: Bobby is having a massive fit over Syndercut and Man Of Steel. I almost gave up clipping his logorrhea -- until I realize nothing pleases the regulars of this thread more than watching Bobby being pilled on.

I certainly do, but I'm staying out of the Zack Snyder debates; I haven't seen many of Snyder's films and I don't follow Snyder's life that isn't publicized by the media.

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Bobby's anger problem is giving his fans concerns.
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Telling Bobby to log off is erasing his existence.

Moviebob: "[I] can't say I put a lot of thought into things..."

Bob should have ended that first sentence right then and there. At least it would have been a rare moment of honesty coming from Bob.

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Bobby wastes no chance showing off his Fedora:
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For once, I actually agree with Moviebob since Bob demonstrates the "bad things have fandoms" to perfection.

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Once again, Moviebob proves to actually be wrong on an ABSURD number of things. According to aggregator Rotten Tomatoes, Man of Steel has 250,000 audience reviews, and roughly 75% of them (approx. 187,500) have favorable opinions it. Bob's only minimally more accurate with Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, which has a lower audience approval rating of 63% amongst 100,000 audience reviews.

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In short, "DC bad; Marvel good!"

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Bobby does not have the monopoly of white trash recipes:
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Again, Moviebob's written hundreds/thousands of things that should've already resulted in account termination. What's a couple more gonna do? Moviebob getting a sternly worded letter explaining how disappointed Twitter's admins are in Bob's actions?

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If this act were honestly named, wouldn't it be the "Bend Over & Take It Up the You-Know-Where Act"?

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I didn't know Roger Waters is so based, still I'm not crazy about Pink Flyod.
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Waters is correct here. Fuckwit in Chief Biden is intensifying the flames in Ukraine by using American money and Russian oil as the fuel.

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Better question: Can anyone tell the difference between Nancy Pelosi and a burlap sack filled with rotting potatoes?

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Due to a glitch in the system, I'm going to transcribe part of Koby_Fish's recent post:

Moviebob: "'No, it's OK, I'm allowed to harass and publicly slander [sic] people because I have the correct opinions...!'"

Koby_Fish: Bob the hypocrite, everyone.

In my previous post, I had mentioned that Moviebob "quoted" someone by saying "I believe in these things, I just don't believe in actually DOING ANYTHING about it" provided fodder for a potential exploitable meme for those seeking to call Bob out. Given Bob's history of character assassination, Bob appears to have provided yet another good source for a Moviebob-quotging-Moviebob meme. I imagine it now:

Moviebob: [random past personal attack on random politician]

Moviebob, quote-tweeting previous Moviebob post: "'No, it's OK, I'm allowed to harass and publicly slander [sic] people because I have the correct opinions...!'"

 

[Chuck McGill]

There's a simpler way to explain why Bob wasn't at the beach. There were no beached whales reported on the Massachusetts coastline recently.

And that comment about "find words other than stupid chud" reminded me of this



They have the entirety of the media backing them to the point they're almost uncancellable themselves and this is still the best they can come up with. Absolutely pathetic.