Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

I'm very out of the loop here, who is this famed TeamImpossible I'm hearing so much about? I did a quick search and he sounds like a giant tard but those are upsettingly common in Bob's circle. Plus there's a lot on here to sift through. Anyone wanna give me a tl;dr as to why he's so infamous?

TeamImp was a twitter user so unhinged they made Bob look sane and well-adjusted by comparison. You should probably do a search for the screenshots because you will not believe us otherwise, but this guy would literally reply to anybody that disagreed with Bob as "[whatever], nazi." Sometimes 'fascist' but 99% of the time it was nazi.

It did not matter who it was, the topic, or how objectively right or wrong Bob was, if someone disagreed, they were a nazi. This is not an exageration:
Bob: "My name is Chris chan!"
Rando: "No it's not. You're Bob Chipman."
TeamImp: "Shut up, Nazi!"

Bob's got another fan that loves to sign every post with "STFD STFU" but they still maintain just a tiny sliver of slightly more sanity.

EDIT: @Ralph Barnhardt can really give you the deets, but I found a sample.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

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Wait whats the issue with Bridget? Because they're considered androgynous? We've known Bridget since 2002 you fucking pompous hippopotamus. If youre gonna try and bait at least do the keyword and TRY.

Every gossip rag talked about Whedon's sexual harassment; no one ever talked about him firing pee o'sea actresses after fucking them, which is the point of Nick's tweet.
It's fortunate that Bobby's English teacher didn't commit suicide.

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No Bobby, the irony is that you have the guts to use the word introspection when you have done nothing but try to ignore your own flaws like I dunno, being such a creep even Lindsey "Kill the baby now make money later" Ellis had to block you.

 

[NaviSpider]

TeamImp was a twitter user so unhinged they made Bob look sane and well-adjusted by comparison. You should probably do a search for the screenshots because you will not believe us otherwise, but this guy would literally reply to anybody that disagreed with Bob as "[whatever], nazi." Sometimes 'fascist' but 99% of the time it was nazi.

It did not matter who it was, the topic, or how objectively right or wrong Bob was, if someone disagreed, they were a nazi. This is not an exageration:
Bob: "My name is Chris chan!"
Rando: "No it's not. You're Bob Chipman."
TeamImp: "Shut up, Nazi!"

Bob's got another fan that loves to sign every post with "STFD STFU" but they still maintain just a tiny sliver of slightly more sanity.

EDIT: @Ralph Barnhardt can really give you the deets, but I found a sample.
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Wait so he even called Bob a Nazi? No wonder that's the only word he knows, he's trapped in Bob's eugenics-driven twitter feed! Seems like a fun dude though, I'll dig deeper.

I'm not sure that's the same guy as Daylight Warrior however, unless he's changed his tactic to being the biggest Bob bootlick on the planet.

Speaking of which, there appears to be trouble in paradise:

The offending Tweet is hidden, and if a Bob tweet got removed so fast you know it was juicy. I really hope @Positron nabbed it before it got hidden.

 

[Flexo]

Wait so he even called Bob a Nazi? No wonder that's the only word he knows, he's trapped in Bob's eugenics-driven twitter feed! Seems like a fun dude though, I'll dig deeper.

I'm not sure that's the same guy as Daylight Warrior however, unless he's changed his tactic to being the biggest Bob bootlick on the planet.

Speaking of which, there appears to be trouble in paradise:
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The offending Tweet is hidden, and if a Bob tweet got removed so fast you know it was juicy. I really hope @Positron nabbed it before it got hidden.

Is this it???

Is this the date Bob's "friends" finally turn on him as we have been dreaming about for years now???

Quick! We need a new poll for the aftermath!

Toss out ideas! Will Bob go redpill/alt-right? Go crawling back to his senpais on twitter? Full MAGA?

 

[Uncle Joey]

The offending Tweet is hidden, and if a Bob tweet got removed so fast you know it was juicy. I really hope @Positron nabbed it before it got hidden.

Sounds like Bobby inadvertently used his trademark "not a person" line on a troon and got the reaction you'd expect. On top of making some kind of sex joke about them.

Damn, now I really want to see what he said.

 

[Positron]

The offending Tweet is hidden, and if a Bob tweet got removed so fast you know it was juicy. I really hope @Positron nabbed it before it got hidden.

It is a nothingburger.



It is not even "transphobic" because that would imply Bobby knew that CelesChan is a tranny beforehand. It's just Bobby being unhinged.

The "sex joke" is another nothingburger:

I can't see how the original tweet is more disgusting than what Bobby regularly writes. Although any regular person would feel nauseous at the thought of giving a tranny a handjob, this is Kiwifarms and we knew all along that Bobby fetishizes trannies.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It is a nothingburger.
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It is not even "transphobic" because that would imply Bobby knew that CelesChan is a tranny beforehand. It's just Bobby being unhinged.

The "sex joke" is another nothingburger:
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I can't see how the original tweet is more disgusting than what Bobby regularly writes. Although any regular person would feel nauseous at the thought of giving a tranny a handjob, this is Kiwifarms and we knew all along that Bobby fetishizes trannies.

Nothingburger or not, it's fun watching Bob have to backtrack, hard, when he goes after the wrong target.

 

[EnemyStand]

I wonder if these people aren't just master trolls. This is a little too perfect, Either way, this is hilarious.

 

[Mola Ram]

I wonder if these people aren't just master trolls. This is a little too perfect, Either way, this is hilarious.

If they can get Bob to tweet "I wasn't calling you a thing because you're trans! I call ALL unevolved mayonnaise ghouls 'things'!" then they win.

 

[EnemyStand]

If they can get Bob to tweet "I wasn't calling you a thing because you're trans! I call ALL unevolved mayonnaise ghouls 'things'!" then they win.

It's just too bad he's got an itchy block finger like the coward he is. Chris-Chan would be sperging up a storm right now with nary a block in sight.

 

[King Dead]

It is a nothingburger.
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It is not even "transphobic" because that would imply Bobby knew that CelesChan is a tranny beforehand. It's just Bobby being unhinged.

The "sex joke" is another nothingburger:
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I can't see how the original tweet is more disgusting than what Bobby regularly writes. Although any regular person would feel nauseous at the thought of giving a tranny a handjob, this is Kiwifarms and we knew all along that Bobby fetishizes trannies.

Ahaha, perfect.

Now, to you and me, this really isn't more obnoxious than other things Bob tweets on the daily. Lord knows he's said much worse. He was simply resorting to his usual "not a person," "aww, it thinks it's people" reaction whenever someone tells him he's an asshole, or even merely disagrees with him. But because he unknowingly set his sights on a troon with his latest blunderbuss shot, now he's the unholy oppressor dehumanizing a poor minority.

Remember, this is the future that Bob simped for. He's paid so much lip service to the idea that minorities need to be elevated and their feelings respected more than anything else in the world, and now he gets some blowback for it. Of course, he's too stupid to realize this, and he'll probably be groveling for forgiveness soon enough.

Methinks this might be contributing to his follower count taking a sudden sharp fall:

Also holy fucking shit how does one man tweet so damn much about Batgirl? Four days in the past week he's gone into triple digit tweeting, and three of those are close to two fucking hundred! This is not healthy, Bob. Get some fucking help, if only for dear sweet @Positron's sake so he has less shit to sift through.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Also holy fucking shit how does one man tweet so damn much about Batgirl?

He’s butthurt because he can’t fap to STUNNING LATINA in cape shit.

 

[Plinkettgonist]

I knew Bob would put his decomposing foot in his mouth at some stage over the past couple of days.

Yumm yummy schadenfreude.

 

[Mola Ram]

I knew Bob would put his decomposing foot in his mouth at some stage over the past couple of days.

Yumm yummy schadenfreude.

It's the volume of tweets. You get into a free enough mental space while just yammering endlessly into the void, eventually you're going to say something so vile even your "allies" won't abide it. The fact that he gets away with saying such despicable shit about the deplorables only made it more likely. He has no moderator, just spewing verbal diarrhea onto the twitterz until he passes out. And he does it every day.

 

[Flexo]

It is a nothingburger.
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No wait! That makes it even better!

It's like an SJW law - the more "nothing" or inconsequential something is, the more they will freak out about it. This is all set to be a 10 alarm shit show.

Oh man, first my waifu Vivy is finally getting imported, now Bob about to get mobbed? This is shaping up to be the best month ever!

 

[Koby_Fish]

the hysterical part is that a black gay man got caught in Moviebob's line of fire just for being a Snyder cut fan, and Bob tried to paint him (Mercury) with the "guilt by association of MAGAnaise CHUD ghouls" brush, and dude was NOT having it. Bob was not convinced even though dude said he hated drumpf just as much as Bob does. So in the end, not only did Bob (accidentally) call a troon a "thing", he did the same to a gay black drumpf hating man.

This is not the way, Bob.

 

[EnemyStand]

This is not the way, Bob.

It is, but let's be honest if he gets kicked off of Twitter we won't be there to see his mental breakdown. Oh, to be a fly on that wall...

 

[Mola Ram]

the hysterical part is that a black gay man got caught in Moviebob's line of fire just for being a Snyder cut fan, and Bob tried to paint him (Mercury) with the "guilt by association of MAGAnaise CHUD ghouls" brush, and dude was NOT having it. Bob was not convinced even though dude said he hated drumpf just as much as Bob does. So in the end, not only did Bob (accidentally) call a troon a "thing", he did the same to a gay black drumpf hating man.

This is not the way, Bob.

In retrospect, using dehumanizing language as his default comeback may not have been the best tactic --

Wait, there are bad tactics??!?

 

[RockVolnutt]

In retrospect, using dehumanizing language as his default comeback may not have been the best tactic --

Wait, there are bad tactics??!?

Tbh for a self proclaimed futurist who's always going on about how diverse the future will be, you'd think he'd have the foresight to realize his shtick only works in the status quo. Every day it becomes less likely a straight white guy will be on the other end according to his own world view.

Maybe we aren't big enough "Thinkers" to get it?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

It is, but let's be honest if he gets kicked off of Twitter we won't be there to see his mental breakdown. Oh, to be a fly on that wall...

I reckon if he gets thrown off of twitter he'll do a video where he tries to justify everything. And then he'll pull a Spoony and try to get his account back instead of doing something more productive.

Tbh for a self proclaimed futurist who's always going on about how diverse the future will be, you'd think he'd have the foresight to realize his shtick only works in the status quo. Every day it becomes less likely a straight white guy will be on the other end according to his own world view.

Maybe we aren't big enough "Thinkers" to get it?

He's a futurist in that he wants spaceships and robots, but everything else needs to stay the same