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When your political position is that insulting and offending people is wrong it's hard to insult and offend people.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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basically the Left (can't meme) is using basically the equivalent of "zombie" to insult their opponents. "CHUDs" stands for "Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers" and comes from the 1984 movie "C.H.U.D." So even their insults come from fantasy/sci-fi/horror media rather than, you know, words from the dictionary and real life. So all their insults have to be references. Not everyone has seen CHUD or CHUD II (Bud the CHUD), so not everyone will "get" it.
Never mind there's no such thing as CHUDs, Zombies, or Ghouls (a Bob favorite) - these are all
I FUCKING GOT IT! CALL ALL THESE LEFTIST EXCEPTIONALS 'FICTIONAL CHARACTERS'! That's got to fucking hurt, lol.
"I'm sorry Bob, you are
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You're doing God's work delving into the depths of insanity.
Bob's complete lack of self awareness and internal consistency is staggering. How can somebody, in the span of a single day, bitch and moan about Snyder fans wanting more Snyder films while simultaneously do the exact same thing they are doing and bitch about Batgirl not coming out? You're literally doing what you are mocking the Snyder fans for.
Bob spends so much of his time raging at the DCEU and un-personing anybody who enjoys the Snyderverse only to froth at the mouth for a DC film nobody has even seen to come out.
Imagine if the new boogeyman at WB came out and told Bob he isn't a person for demanding Batgirl be released. The tweets would flow.
It's good to see my boy the Daylight Warrior back in all his super-autistic glory. Even if he is calling Bob sexy for some reason. This guy is to Bob what Bob was to Lindsay Ellis, be careful you don't gaslight him Bobby!
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That retardo beach tweet Is funny as fuck. That what his defective mind think pass for being an élite and cool important blogger isn't it? Being able to do your work outside having some drinks. If the story was real the actual thing that happened was some fat whale angry writing in his cellphone and being creepy to some poor waitresses.
In reality he didn't leave mom house
Both scenarios play the same: a fat retarded piece of shit wasting his sunday angry tweeting at randos defending the honor of some worthless capshit slop
In reality he didn't leave mom house
Both scenarios play the same: a fat retarded piece of shit wasting his sunday angry tweeting at randos defending the honor of some worthless capshit slop
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Since he came up earlier, Critical Drinker weighed in on Prey.
It does sound like they finally got the point that these types of movies need to have a streamlined, lean plot.
The "grrrlpower" plot point still bugs me though. Especially when they could have done something more interesting with it like her being the only survivor of the village wiped out by the Yautja and then hunts it for revenge.
It does sound like they finally got the point that these types of movies need to have a streamlined, lean plot.
The "grrrlpower" plot point still bugs me though. Especially when they could have done something more interesting with it like her being the only survivor of the village wiped out by the Yautja and then hunts it for revenge.
SPOILERS! The final moments with our protagonist perfectly demonstrates Hollywood's (any many viewers') warped idea of what a good character is when said character is a woman. After being pushed to her limit, losing her brother, and watching a sizeable portion of her tribe's hunters and warriors die, she is named War Cheif and has a big smile on her face whilst everyone cheers for her. In Predator, after being pushed to his limit, losing his entire team, and a good friend of his outside of said team, Dutch's final moments on screen are him sitting there physically exhausted, mentally scarred by how many friends of his were killed right in front of him, and probably already riddled with survivor's guilt. I honestly do not understand why so many critics are praising this film for its character development.
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Being called a terrifying, flesh-eating creature of the night is way cooler than being called a weak, womanish man who subsists on flavorless bean curd.
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Hence SJWs are restricted to a small handful of non-specific insults: fascist, Nazi, sexist, racist, something ending with -phobe -- and gatekeeper.Koby Fish said:
Bobby is restricting replies because his butt is on fire. On whether Superman (at least as portrayed by Henry Cavill) is a "walking smiley" or not:
These tards brandish the word "gatekeeper" a lot. I don't think a fan having an opinion is "gatekeeping". And I think I can have a more enjoyable and stimulating conversation with a toy train than with Bobby.
Even a 25 year old shouldn't interact with others like he does.
Bobby détester les français.
Bobby's French is gibberish because his teacher is Google Translate:
His crony took pity on Bobby and teaches him how to dehumanize in French.
Jealous much?
The faces of autism:
Deep thinkers.
Once in a while Bobby gives good advice.
Bobby is bad at math but he knows how to read numbers.
If you like whatever Bobby hates, you must be a bot.
Where did Daylight Warrior read that Bobby had lifted?
Regardless, he is gay for Bob.
Bobby brings up Honey Boo-boo so often that one might suspect he watches the show a little bit too intently.
Our French friend strikes again.
Ahem. Kevin Feige.
Every gossip rag talked about Whedon's sexual harassment; no one ever talked about him firing pee o'sea actresses after fucking them, which is the point of Nick's tweet.
It's fortunate that Bobby's English teacher didn't commit suicide.
Now I'm 80% sure that Daylight Warrior is our old pal TeamImpossible with a firmware update.
Totally haram.
Girl with yo-yo is too hot to handle in a fighting game.
The Yellow Peril reaches China.
If that's a joke I don't know what the punchline is.
Bobby loves seeing other people being subjected to "targeted harassment".
Bobby retweets 32 quote-replies to the "wokeism" tweet (yes, I counted) and at least 10 direct, non-quote replies. All are just the usual shit so we don't need to read them. The below are typical:
Banana Wu:
Finally, because I might need this in the OP, what exactly is Synderverse? How is it different from the official DCEU storyline? What does Walter Hamada has to do with it?
(Please be brief, say less than 250 words for three questions).
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Alright I’ll do my best for the OP.
The Synderverse is a alternative timeline to the DCEU. It consists of Man of Steel, Dawn of Justice, and Justice League: Synder Cut. All three films were directed by Zack Synder. The Synderverse is much darker and philosophically serious compared to other DC and Marvel flair.
It was initially supposed to be the DCEU, but following the poor reviews of Dawn of Justice, WB tried retooling it to be more like the MCU. Synder stepped away after his daughter killed himself, so WB brought in Joss Wheddon to do a short and funnier version of it but Synder got director’s credit.
Walter Hamada was hired by WB In January 2018, after Justice League underperformed critically and commercially, as the President for DC-based film production at WB. He oversees production of the DCEU and other DC-based film, trying to make the DCEU more progressive, woke, and light hearted.
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Daylight Warrior is a hoot, this interaction got an actual belly laugh out of me.
At the risk of turning this into a Daylight Warrior thread, it is fascinating to watch him adopt Bob's insults and catchphrases. It's like watching a tumour grow and knowing any interference will make it grow faster.
This poor fucking kid. Nobody deserves to believe Bob to be one of the greatest men ever
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Good Lord, the buttrage from that retard over a simple capeshit film being cancelled almost defies belief. For Pete's sake, I can almost SEE the slobber dribbling from his flapping lips as he angrily tweets at everyone who calls him a stupid virgin.
For all that TardBert claims that Twitter is meaningless, he obviously has nothing else. Him telling others to touch grass and get a life is his usual projection that can be seen from the other side of the Milky Way.
I'm not if there's any correlation between self-awareness and IQ, but Booby's lack of either is hysterically funny.
Daylight Warrior is DEFINITELY our old Pal TeamImpossible.
One last thought, the ONLY reason Bobert ISN'T the STUPIDEST SOB alive is because he somehow has sycophants.
For all that TardBert claims that Twitter is meaningless, he obviously has nothing else. Him telling others to touch grass and get a life is his usual projection that can be seen from the other side of the Milky Way.
I'm not if there's any correlation between self-awareness and IQ, but Booby's lack of either is hysterically funny.
Daylight Warrior is DEFINITELY our old Pal TeamImpossible.
One last thought, the ONLY reason Bobert ISN'T the STUPIDEST SOB alive is because he somehow has sycophants.
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That's got to be one of us from the thread here.
If so, bravo on the kayefab. I really thought it was legit for a good minute there.
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Alright, this shit is too funny.
I could give a fuck about Discovery - but what I can say is that Zaslav made the network an absolute titan, and more to Robert's point with the programs he's frequently holding against the man, those shows exist and continue because people watch them.
So get this, all tastes are not the same, and you produce things for different audiences even though it may not be what you personally like.
For the continuous bloviating Bob's done about his position as an industry veteran or "insider," the first thing to understand is that network heads don't kill things that people are watching.
If your first reaction to something being cut isn't that people aren't watching or don't want to watch it, you're not an insider. You're just some prick on Twitter.
There are dudes blowing other men right now that are less of fags than Robert.
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It's because we NEVER had females in fighting games right *cough*Mortal Kombat, Tekken, King of Fighters, Skullgurls*cough* or does the fat fuck assume people who play Guilty Gear are gonna care about her gender and not..saay...her fighting moves, how to classify her style, what exploits she has, how hard her combos are too pull off..naaah..it's about gender...you retarded fat fuck.
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I like TeamImpossible or whatever because he makes it look like Bob has downs while posting on the most obvious sock of all time to defend thy honor.
Must be hard to be an autismo attracted to a unskilled worthless fat man.
Must be hard to be an autismo attracted to a unskilled worthless fat man.
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A couple of those tweets is Bob projecting hard. The vitriol in a couple of them is like a window into the fat fuck's soul.
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That's either TeamImpossible (as @Positron already theorized above), or the greatest
anyone has ever seen. Or, alternate nuclear hot take, TeamImpossible itself has evolved into a or has been a all along. If that's the case, kid sure knows how to play the long game, lul.Bob complaining about Zazlav creating two reality shows that were A BIG HIT and made TONS OF MONEY is irony. Here Comes Honey Boo Boo was one of TLC's top rated shows. A reviewer at Forbes magazine accused TLC of trying to overplay the southern-hick aspect of the family. In fact, Honey Boo Boo has a GAY UNCLE that the family was surprisingly (to the reviewers AND people like Movie Bob) tolerant and accepting of. That and the fact that the mother had at least 4 baby-daddies and terrible choices in men (at least 2 sex offenders in the mix) doesn't speak to any flavor of Jesus-Juicing going on, that's for damn sure.
The ONLY reason the show was cancelled, is because the mother was dating a man who was a registered sex offender.
As for the Duggars' show (17-19 kids and counting), it hit the Neilsen "Cable Top 25" in ratings.
Say what you want about either of these shows or the premises, but the moneymaking and ratings were SOLID.
HOWEVER.
I can find NO evidence, either in Wikipedia or IMDB, that David Zazlav created either Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, or 19 Kids And Counting. On IMDB it says Doug Mirabello created the Honey Boo Boo show, not Zaslav. There's no evidence he was even directly involved with the day-to-day production of either show. Why is Bob making this claim? Is it because Zaslav was CEO at Discovery Communications at the time and presumably would have to have given the shows the green light?
Bob does not care that these shows had ratings and thus made money. Bob only cares that the hated MAGAnaise Ghoulen got a spotlight on TV. Bob makes it sound like not only Zaslav greenlit those shows, but also like he personally went around to Sistergangbang Counties to recruit the Meth-Juicers for TV, because Drumpf (retroactively).
Also there's something to be said for making shit that people want to watch, as opposed to shit people DON'T want to watch.
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That's not quite it, Bridget in Guilty Gear is a boy, but he dresses like a girl because of his backstory of trying to avoid persecution due his village rules.
it's the Japanese anime trap thing, where they draw a girl, but they say He has a dick, and you are supposed to go "Ohhh, but he is so cute, how can he be a man!!?? Ohhh!!!" and back in the early 2000's it was a novelty thing to explain that Bridget was a boy to the casual Guilty Gear player.
And that was it, no one thought much of it, nor it was fucken troon topic, because Bridget saw himself as a man, because anime traps do afirm themselves as man, that is part of the gag (not to mention that actual fags are not well seen in mainstream Japanese media, they only skirt it around or plays as stereotypes).
But it is current day, and now Bridget is in the new GG and in his bio now ArcSys uses "they" to refer to the character, and it is kinda eye rolling.... If gave a shit about Bridget, which I never did.
As far as I am concerned, there's only one character in GG:
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I'm very out of the loop here, who is this famed TeamImpossible I'm hearing so much about? I did a quick search and he sounds like a giant tard but those are upsettingly common in Bob's circle. Plus there's a lot on here to sift through. Anyone wanna give me a tl;dr as to why he's so infamous?That's either TeamImpossible (as @Positron already theorized above), or the greatest
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His crippling autism would never allow for such a thing, but TI whispering, "John Spetsnaz says hello," as he backstabs Bobby would be an all time KF moment.That's either TeamImpossible (as @Positron already theorized above), or the greatest
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