Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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I didn't know Roger Waters is so based, still I'm not crazy about Pink Flyod.
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He is not based. He's an egotistical asshole who ran all of his bandmates away. He also might be bit crazy due to his sort of bizarre stances on things, conviently complied by Newsweek after this recent outburst.
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He hated Trump because all of the media buzzwords and building a wall was his gimmick first. He's calling out Biden right now because he thinks he's managing the war poorly. He believes that Taiwan is part of China. The only thing of anti-Semitism that I can find is that he thinks that Israel is an apartheid state...
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which it is....

and that no one in the industry wants to call out Israel because "The Jewish lobby is extraordinary powerful" in his line of work...
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which it is...

The ADL does not like him because of this.

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I'm very out of the loop here, who is this famed TeamImpossible I'm hearing so much about? I did a quick search and he sounds like a giant tard but those are upsettingly common in Bob's circle. Plus there's a lot on here to sift through. Anyone wanna give me a tl;dr as to why he's so infamous?
To expound on what @Flexo said, TeamImpossible is some autist who came up on our radars about a year or two ago. Using the twitter handle of TeamImpossible and a pic of Kim Possible as his pfp he wowed us with his incredibly single minded focus. For months you'd be able to find him in Bob's replies responding to any and everyone, and I do mean any and everyone, who marginally disagreed with Bob with some form of STFU and always calling them a Nazi. This was without fail. I have seen him do it to actual transgender people whom were trying to "educate" Bob on some micro aggression bullshit.
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TeamImpossible was not some mindless sycophant. No sir! He would push back on Bob from time to time, when Bob would talk down about something like Justice League or the Sonic the Hedgehog movie, with the misplaced confidence of a cocksure mental patient. He would also pick fights with some of Bob's regulars for no real reason that I could ascertain. I have a memory of him fighting with the guy with the Down Syndrome Batman pfp, the same guy who fights with Dan Floss all of the time. Forgive me for not posting any examples as I cannot find them right now. One of the reasons I cannot find any right now is that the TeamImpossible account got a bad case of the banz from Jack as he was insanely abrasive and combative. It was months before a new account appeared doing the same exact thing, in the same exact voice and cadence. I and almost everyone here refused to believe there were two autists this preposterous so we declared it the new account TeamImpossible. I'd show you that one but it too is dead from terminal banz. I tried to keep up with every new account that popped up but once it got to something like 5 or 6 I gave up this exercise in futility. The boy's been quiet for a long while and I think that was because he was out of burner phones or he couldn't remember his password on his accounts.

I'm going to do some shameless self promotion and suggest that you read my Cast of Characters post. I try to keep it updated with any major news or discovery or new players but I am only one felon. If any of them catch your eye and you want to do a deep dive, go for it. It's how we got all the info on Lass Library, now known as confederatiode2, through the hard work of curious farmers.

Speaking of which, I probably should add Dan to the list as he really seems to enjoy poking Bob, though not always in the best way. Should I add Fox Green as well? He's kind of the new Aimee now that she's off of twitter.
 
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Tbh for a self proclaimed futurist who's always going on about how diverse the future will be, you'd think he'd have the foresight to realize his shtick only works in the status quo. Every day it becomes less likely a straight white guy will be on the other end according to his own world view.

Maybe we aren't big enough "Thinkers" to get it?

Less thinkers and more sociopaths.
The one thing he hasn't have the courage to say openly is that he expects all white blue collar workers in rust belt to be replaced by less needy minorities.
 
Also holy fucking shit how does one man tweet so damn much about Batgirl?
I just learned that Luke Lockhart has closed down his Twitter since Ana Mardoll was revealed to be a Lockheed Martin employee. This might have made Bobby extra ronery.

The Ends of Trump and Ezra Miller are finally at hand!
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Riri Williams:
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MCU can't do anything original.

Worst Chris does the worst thing again, sharing a screenshot of The Daily Mail on his Instagram (since deleted):
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The woke journo roaches characterize this as "trolling". Bobby is more sympathetic.
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We are living in meta-hell:
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Bridget:
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Bobby seems to be interested in fighting games lately. Perhaps because the latest advanced graphics permit some tantalizing details.
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Okay okay. Here comes the boring part.
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This Jamie Faith has "trans" in his bio. So he is just "ridiculous person", not a "thing".

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Yet two weeks ago Bobby said he has tons of empathy.

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Daylight Warrior is surely a strange beast. He seems so familiar with Bobby yet he somehow gets disillusioned by a slightly bigger than usual tantrum?

The latent homoeroticism is at odds with my postulate that he is TeamImpossible.
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
The only thing of anti-Semitism that I can find is that [Roger Waters] thinks that Israel is an apartheid state...and that no one in the industry wants to call out Israel because "The Jewish lobby is extraordinary powerful" in his line of work.
So he is based on the scale of 4/10, not nearly enough. I took my words back.
 
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In retrospect, using dehumanizing language as his default comeback may not have been the best tactic --

Wait, there are bad tactics??!?
well, these are definitely bad targets. ;)

Tbh for a self proclaimed futurist who's always going on about how diverse the future will be, you'd think he'd have the foresight to realize his shtick only works in the status quo. Every day it becomes less likely a straight white guy will be on the other end according to his own world view.

Maybe we aren't big enough "Thinkers" to get it?
this is where stereotyping becomes Bob's downfall. He cannot conceive of a situation where a non-white, non-straight, non-cis, non-male would espouse the views that he has categorically labelled as being of the MAGAnaise CHUD variety, as his lazy, lazy-ass 'cheat' to weed out the Ghouls from his twatter feed.
Then he had the nerve to double down on dehumanization, because of course that's what you do to The Enemy, Friendo! The same thing the bad guys in WW II, and just about every army in goddamn history has ever done. Because doing so has always worked out terrific, amirite? But you know, tactics, targets.

And oh hey, this reply to Bob's insistence he has empathy "For people" still exists:
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It is a nothingburger.
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It is not even "transphobic" because that would imply Bobby knew that CelesChan is a tranny beforehand. It's just Bobby being unhinged.

The "sex joke" is another nothingburger:
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I can't see how the original tweet is more disgusting than what Bobby regularly writes. Although any regular person would feel nauseous at the thought of giving a tranny a handjob, this is Kiwifarms and we knew all along that Bobby fetishizes trannies.
Incredible. How quickly the Bobmob turns on you when your childish strategy of dismissing everyone who disagrees with you as "not a person" is targeted at one of the protected classes. Live by the no bad tactics, only bad targets, die by the no bad tactics, only bad targets.

There's always the possibility this is some form of sympathy trolling, trying to guilt Bob into either doubling down or backtracking for the luls.

If it's genuine criticism it shows how incredibly weak these moaning crybabies are. You were fine following Bob as he blindly dehumanised any and everybody who dared oppose him, but now it's happened to a stunning and brave tranny he's a bad person.
 
Incredible. How quickly the Bobmob turns on you when your childish strategy of dismissing everyone who disagrees with you as "not a person" is targeted at one of the protected classes. Live by the no bad tactics, only bad targets, die by the no bad tactics, only bad targets.

There's always the possibility this is some form of sympathy trolling, trying to guilt Bob into either doubling down or backtracking for the luls.

If it's genuine criticism it shows how incredibly weak these moaning crybabies are. You were fine following Bob as he blindly dehumanised any and everybody who dared oppose him, but now it's happened to a stunning and brave tranny he's a bad person.
Bob is definitely going to handle this with a mix of "It's not cuz they're troon, it's cuz they Expressed Media-related Opinions That Indicate Incorrect Political Opinions, friendo!", expressing ignorance that the person was a troon in the first place, and then doubling down because those who like the Snydercut are inextricably tainted with the stench of the MAGAnaiseghoulen bots and Mike Cernovich. Bob's so busy unearthing stealth secret MAGAnaiseghoulen, he cares not whom he injures in the process.

Bobby getting into it with 'snyderbots' again:
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I want the Snyderverse restored now tbh
Bob's so weirdly cognitively dissonant. Just one day ago he was telling people to get a thesaurus and find new words to use.

Some 'snyderbot' says, "HAMADAVERSE" and suddenly Bob is all "WHAT IS THIS NEW WORD? IT MEANS NOTHING. NOBODY EXCEPT WRONGTHINKERS USE IT! IT'S LITERALLY MY JOB TO TELL YOU WHICH WORDS ARE LEGITIMATE WHICH THINGS ARE A THING, FRIENDO! AND THIS IS NOT A THING BECAUSE I SAY SO BECAUSE I WASN'T AWARE OF IT UNTIL SNYDERBOTS STARTED USING IT AND ONLY WEIRD SNYDER CULTISTS THINK IT'S A THING BUT THEY'RE NOT-A-PERSONS SO THEY DON'T MATTER!"

So now New Words ™️ have to be approved by His Highness the Lard of Lynn, now?

It's very obvious that "Hamadaverse" has a specific meaning, based on the vision of the DCEU that Hamada had for those movies he had oversight over. Bob thinks this is 'weird executive fanfic' but then he goes into his own weird executive fanfic over David Zaslav's alleged (and somehow weirdly 'incriminating') hyper-involvement in the creation of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and 19 Kids and Counting.


Bob, being ignorant of "Hamadaverse" or what it means isn't the pwn you think it is, champ.
 
Who needs an IMAX projector when you've got Bob Chipman? A minor power level here, but I work a low-end retail job and unlike Bob I provide an actual service whereas Bob only leaves the house to watch capeshit and produce z-grade reviews while relying on his pay pigs and MatPat to toss him scraps.
 
Bob is definitely going to handle this with a mix of "It's not cuz they're troon, it's cuz they Expressed Media-related Opinions That Indicate Incorrect Political Opinions, friendo!", expressing ignorance that the person was a troon in the first place, and then doubling down because those who like the Snydercut are inextricably tainted with the stench of the MAGAnaiseghoulen bots and Mike Cernovich. Bob's so busy unearthing stealth secret MAGAnaiseghoulen, he cares not whom he injures in the process.
Sadly, it looks like Bob's doing the smart thing and just not acknowledging it. This is such a non-issue even by Twitter standards that it's safer just to let it blow over rather than risk upsetting more trannies by poking the bear further. Take comfort in the fact that he's most likely seething about being called out and unable to retaliate.

I thought I'd check in on the Daylight Warrior and see how he's getting on. It must be tough to lose such an important father figure like Bob (I see why he likes Spider-man so much now). What I found was so incredibly autistic I just had to come running here to share it. Strap in.

Our tale begins, yesterday. Bob is doing his usual spiel and non-personing anybody who dares like Superman.
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This gets Daylight Warrior's little pecker all hard, seeing the Great and Powerful Bob dunk on another pathetic manbaby makes all sorts of gooey things happen. Sadly the tweets he is replying to have been deleted, but the main thread is a response to the above tweet.
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Suddenly, tragedy strikes. Bob called a poor defenceless tranny a non-person! Despite laughing and doing the same to literally anybody else, Daylight Warrior feels that Bob has gone full TERF. This somehow leads to Van reaching out to Daylight Warrior. The following Tweet is a response to the one where DW laments Bob's appalling hatred of trans people.

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But Lo! And despair not! For even in the pits of despair may love blossom! Daylight Warrior returns to the Tweet thread at the top of his post to defend his new best friend!

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The irony that this is literally the same thread where DW was doing the same thing to the same person seems completely lost on everybody involved.

A heartwarming tale? A mature coming of age story where lessons are learned, and wisdom gained? A sad, lonely autist's desperate attempt to find friendship anywhere? An exceedingly elaborate troll? Or merely the first act in a Shakespearean tragedy yet to unfold? I will let you decide.

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Friendship ended with Moviebob. Now random Snyder Fan is my new best friend.
 
Sadly, it looks like Bob's doing the smart thing and just not acknowledging it. This is such a non-issue even by Twitter standards that it's safer just to let it blow over rather than risk upsetting more trannies by poking the bear further. Take comfort in the fact that he's most likely seething about being called out and unable to retaliate.

I thought I'd check in on the Daylight Warrior and see how he's getting on. It must be tough to lose such an important father figure like Bob (I see why he likes Spider-man so much now). What I found was so incredibly autistic I just had to come running here to share it. Strap in.

Our tale begins, yesterday. Bob is doing his usual spiel and non-personing anybody who dares like Superman.
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This gets Daylight Warrior's little pecker all hard, seeing the Great and Powerful Bob dunk on another pathetic manbaby makes all sorts of gooey things happen. Sadly the tweets he is replying to have been deleted, but the main thread is a response to the above tweet.
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Suddenly, tragedy strikes. Bob called a poor defenceless tranny a non-person! Despite laughing and doing the same to literally anybody else, Daylight Warrior feels that Bob has gone full TERF. This somehow leads to Van reaching out to Daylight Warrior. The following Tweet is a response to the one where DW laments Bob's appalling hatred of trans people.

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But Lo! And despair not! For even in the pits of despair may love blossom! Daylight Warrior returns to the Tweet thread at the top of his post to defend his new best friend!

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The irony that this is literally the same thread where DW was doing the same thing to the same person seems completely lost on everybody involved.

A heartwarming tale? A mature coming of age story where lessons are learned, and wisdom gained? A sad, lonely autist's desperate attempt to find friendship anywhere? An exceedingly elaborate troll? Or merely the first act in a Shakespearean tragedy yet to unfold? I will let you decide.

TL;DR:
Friendship ended with Moviebob. Now random Snyder Fan is my new best friend.

I enjoy the speculation regarding just how much of a troll Daylight Warrior is, but this little exchange is a useful reminder that, yes, there really are many, many, many people on Twitter who are that fucking crazy.
 
Who needs an IMAX projector when you've got Bob Chipman? A minor power level here, but I work a low-end retail job and unlike Bob I provide an actual service whereas Bob only leaves the house to watch capeshit and produce z-grade reviews while relying on his pay pigs and MatPat to toss him scraps.
Times like this reminds me of some stuff I've read on how somebody's choice of insults reflects on what they value. Bob has a world view that only views people as utilitarian tools and not surprisingly, his insults revolve around that. It's not a leap to notice he clearly has a complex about this and probably does view himself as a dumb meathead drain on society even if he'd deny it.

Not to imply that dumb meme about people secretly being what they call others, more that insults can be an interesting look into how their brain works. If a guy's first choice of insults all revolve around intelligence then they probably place a lot of stock in that trait.
 
There's a simpler way to explain why Bob wasn't at the beach. There were no beached whales reported on the Massachusetts coastline recently.

And that comment about "find words other than stupid chud" reminded me of this

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They have the entirety of the media backing them to the point they're almost uncancellable themselves and this is still the best they can come up with. Absolutely pathetic.
better still, it's also very close to "chuddies", which is Indian English slang for male underwear (from Hindu/Punjabi caḍḍī)
 
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