Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It's an entirely fair comparison. Bob and those other people all started with 0 subs and 0 views. A couple of them like Ralph and Chris Stuckmann have been around almost as long as Bob, from back when there was less competition for online content. Those people blew past him and still maintain higher view counts after all this time because unlike Bob they make content people apparently want to watch.

Hard to believe people are back to debating Bridget's gender. Historically the only people who have cared this much about Bridget's gender have been porn-addicted, anime-obsessed chronic masturbators in denial about how badly they want to fuck a cartoon prepubescent boy. It's nice to know some things never change.

Also hard to believe Bob has spent 6-12 hours so far this week furiously tweeting about Batgirl getting canceled. I know it's Moviebob, and I know the evidence is right in front of my eyes, but I still have trouble believing it. If I spend 2 hours playing a video game I don't enjoy, I feel terrible because I've wasted time I'll never get back. I could've spent that time learning a new language and/or jacking off to Bridget porn, but I wasted it on something that brought no value to my life. How can a grown man look back on a day he spent doing almost nothing but tweeting about a canceled superhero movie from a comic company he doesn't even like, which clearly brings him no joy, and feel anything other than a suicidal level of despair?
Bob would probably retort that "this is what I do when I'm NOT working" or that he somehow intersperses his work with twitter. Like, waiting for the video to render properly/upload/etc? Tweet some. Splicing in music and images? Tweet a few times in between images being sent to Windows Movie Maker or whatever the fuck program he's using. Typing script? Tweet a few times more. Lather, rinse repeat.
 
The Ends of Trump and Ezra Miller are finally at hand!
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That's because Moviebob a Thinker™, not an actual thinker.



Self-awareness is alien to Bobby.
Obvious statement is obvious.



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Parasite is the criminally overrated 2019 Korean film. The dude in the video, with his wall of comic book covers, is doing a Bob Chipman yelling how nobody in USA has seen Parasite so how dare they gave it Best Picture.
Um... didn't Moviebob (among others) have a temper tantrum when Green Book won the Oscar for 2018's Best Picture? (Personal admission: I have not seen Green Book, so I will not provide any opinions on it.)



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You don't need to hate women to hate Amber Heard, or Zoe Cunt. These two would have been more hated if they were men.
You don't need to hate women to hate Führer Hillary. Hillary would have been hated even more if she were a dude. (Reference to a New York University stage play titled Her Opponent, which gender swapped Trump and Hillary's second debate back in 2016.)

Oh, and lest I forget, Moviebob hates women who don't fully comport to Moviebob's will.



You might recall that The Daily Wire is planning to produce healthy cartoons for kids in order to counteract the grooming efforts of Disney. Now they've headhunted a Disney producer.
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Bob would probably retort that "this is what I do when I'm NOT working" or that he somehow intersperses his work with twitter. Like, waiting for the video to render properly/upload/etc? Tweet some. Splicing in music and images? Tweet a few times in between images being sent to Windows Movie Maker or whatever the fuck program he's using. Typing script? Tweet a few times more. Lather, rinse repeat.
Funnily enough that's how Alice Cooper described his alcoholism.

Was never drinking when it would affect his shows, just all the time when he wasn't performing.

Well, until he got sober and found Christ.
 
No, they're what's sinking him.

Remember I mentioned that his career zenith was about six/seven years ago, after he'd been booted from The Escapist but before Trump won and he went completely insane. It started to become obvious to everyone that he's a hateful asshole (I certainly never paid attention to him before GamerGate) but it wasn't known or appreciated in all segments of the internet. Most people didn't care about GamerGate and he was such a tireless crusader for the cause that you had a lot of anti-GG SJWs supporting him out of obligation, Lindsay Ellis was still pretending to be his friend, for example.

Then Trump won and he came out not just against Trump supporters but Bernie supporters and pretty much anybody who doesn't think like him, and the more GamerGate became a distant memory, the more those people who supported him really out of obligation just stopped watching.
I agree that his twitter ravings are hurting him in the long run, what little good will he has left with people slowly dissipates until only the crazies, trolls or us enlightened milkers are left. He's certainly not doing himself any favours.

But I would argue that his being so insane and vitriolic on twitter, while hurting him, is keeping him relevant. Moviebob is famous even among Youtube personalities for being a spiteful lolcow, something he reinforces by tweeting incessantly and reminding people he is still alive. I remember an old Sardonicast podcast (RtMM, IHE and YMS) where his name came up, and they all just laughed and moved on with the conversation. I think it was around the time he took those pathetic side jabs at Ralph about Black Panther.

What I'm trying to say with my autistic ramblings is that if he wasn't in everybody's mentions arguing about the most petty, retarded shit on a daily basis then people would quickly forget about him and move on. And if that happens his viewership would fall way faster. This could be one of the reasons he's terminally on Twitter, he has nothing else. He could (and should) instead focus on his craft and making good content, but deep down he knows he can't compete with charismatic, intelligent, or even likeable individuals that just want to talk about movies. He has none of those qualities, none of the technical ability to make interesting video essays. He has nothing but Twitter and his sad little half assed videos that very strange people still watch. He knows if he stops tweeting, people will forget he exists.

I could be wrong, but it's just a theory. A MOVIEBOB THEORY!
 
Only trans in the bad ending? What happens, does the villain chop his dick off?

(BRB, double checking a list of Mortal Kombat fatalities over the years. It feels like that both should be in there and probably isn't.)
That would be kinda funny honestly, fucked up but funny.
No, he just agrees with Mr. President that he's fine with being called a girl, and that's when Mr. President is already willing to call him a guy if he wants to.
 
What I'm trying to say with my autistic ramblings is that if he wasn't in everybody's mentions arguing about the most petty, retarded shit on a daily basis then people would quickly forget about him and move on. And if that happens his viewership would fall way faster. This could be one of the reasons he's terminally on Twitter, he has nothing else. He could (and should) instead focus on his craft and making good content, but deep down he knows he can't compete with charismatic, intelligent, or even likeable individuals that just want to talk about movies. He has none of those qualities, none of the technical ability to make interesting video essays. He has nothing but Twitter and his sad little half assed videos that very strange people still watch. He knows if he stops tweeting, people will forget he exists.
I wonder how long that kind of strategy can last for someone like him. Think about it, you might get hate clicks, but Youtube doesnt care about just clicks anymore, its engagement, sharing, liking, Bob gets none of those, at least not enough to actually get him recommended to anyone. The guy might get a click so someone can screenshot his fat ugly face for a dunk post, but after? Nothing. No comment, nothing for the algorithm to grasp on to. In a way, Bobs content is like a rock in a lake, yeah it can move around and make a splash here and there, but its never gonna hit a river, never gonna hit the ocean, he will stay in his moss covered hole where only occasionally someone will pick up and go "eugh this rock is gross" and toss it right back.
 
[playing "Horst-Wessel-Lied" while Moviebob stands in the foreground]




That's because Moviebob a Thinker™, not an actual thinker.




Obvious statement is obvious.




Um... didn't Moviebob (among others) have a temper tantrum when Green Book won the Oscar for 2018's Best Picture? (Personal admission: I have not seen Green Book, so I will not provide any opinions on it.)




You don't need to hate women to hate Führer Hillary. Hillary would have been hated even more if she were a dude. (Reference to a New York University stage play titled Her Opponent, which gender swapped Trump and Hillary's second debate back in 2016.)

Oh, and lest I forget, Moviebob hates women who don't fully comport to Moviebob's will.




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I have seen The Green Book.
It absolutely deserved the Oscar.
The only reason Bob hates it, I'm guessing, is because in the story the Italian guy from new york that drives the black guy around has his eyes opened to all the idiotic discrimination especially in The South ™️ Like, literally, in the movie, they get caught unawares in a "Sundown" town (don't let the sun go down on yo black a$$), and only by the black guy calling RFK using his obligatory phone call were they let go.

Bob doesn't grok that kind of raw eye-opening understanding by an Italian Mayonnaiseghoulen, let alone the friendship that blossoms between the Italian guy and the black guy. He thinks it isn't possible. He'd rather fap to lesbuns of arthouse films. He thinks this sort of thing doesn't change minds. Only anger does.

Funnily enough that's how Alice Cooper described his alcoholism.

Was never drinking when it would affect his shows, just all the time when he wasn't performing.

Well, until he got sober and found Christ.
It probably describes Bob's alcoholism to a tee, too, but barring some literal miracle, Bob will never re-embrace Christ nor will he become sober. Just look at that latest video he did where he's shown drinking at least twice out of a Tall Can of fucking sugar-filled margarita-based drink, and the second time it sounds like he's trying to slurp the last little bit out of the can like it was some sort of bit.
 
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I agree that his twitter ravings are hurting him in the long run, what little good will he has left with people slowly dissipates until only the crazies, trolls or us enlightened milkers are left. He's certainly not doing himself any favours.

But I would argue that his being so insane and vitriolic on twitter, while hurting him, is keeping him relevant. Moviebob is famous even among Youtube personalities for being a spiteful lolcow, something he reinforces by tweeting incessantly and reminding people he is still alive. I remember an old Sardonicast podcast (RtMM, IHE and YMS) where his name came up, and they all just laughed and moved on with the conversation. I think it was around the time he took those pathetic side jabs at Ralph about Black Panther.

What I'm trying to say with my autistic ramblings is that if he wasn't in everybody's mentions arguing about the most petty, retarded shit on a daily basis then people would quickly forget about him and move on. And if that happens his viewership would fall way faster. This could be one of the reasons he's terminally on Twitter, he has nothing else. He could (and should) instead focus on his craft and making good content, but deep down he knows he can't compete with charismatic, intelligent, or even likeable individuals that just want to talk about movies. He has none of those qualities, none of the technical ability to make interesting video essays. He has nothing but Twitter and his sad little half assed videos that very strange people still watch. He knows if he stops tweeting, people will forget he exists.

I could be wrong, but it's just a theory. A MOVIEBOB THEORY!
A buddy of mine once described that as "flavor lock" when he was explaining to me his theory of woke companies. IIRC, it goes something like this:

Imagine an ice cream shop opens and it's got 31 flavors. People from all over come to the shop. The owners notice that more vanilla is ordered, so they decide to drop one of the esoteric, least selling flavors for a second style of vanilla. This gets them an initial increase in customers as more vanilla fans start coming and those who really liked the dropped flavor can at least get their second favorite flavor. So the owners do it again. And again. Each time dropping another flavor of ice cream for a different kind of vanilla.

Eventually, the store is going to top out. Adding more and more vanilla flavors is not going to increase their customer count because they already have the maximum number of vanilla lovers in the area. However as they have pushed out the other flavors, more customers are leaving. Those who really hate vanilla will go first. Then those who find there is no ice cream they like there any more. Then eventually even those who could tolerate vanilla but are now sick of it.

If this goes on too long, the shop is now locked in. If they try diversifying their flavors again, they risk driving off vanilla lovers who are now the only customers they have. Not to mention that if this has gone on long enough, they will now have a reputation as "the vanilla shop" and even if they diversify flavors, who would believe them? Or why would a customer bother going there if they have already found another place with the flavor they like?

Basically if the shop takes any step to possibly grow and increase their business again, they risk alienating the only customers they have at the moment keeping the business afloat. They have become "flavor locked" into one thing instead of diverse.

I can see your point about Bob in this same way. Twitter has definitely hurt his views, but if he were to leave it and try to grow, he would risk losing the meager views he has remaining. He has to remain on twitter and be a firebrand because it's the only thing hanging onto his audience.

Difficult to prove, but I think you may be onto something.
 
No, they're what's sinking him.

Remember I mentioned that his career zenith was about six/seven years ago, after he'd been booted from The Escapist but before Trump won and he went completely insane. It started to become obvious to everyone that he's a hateful asshole (I certainly never paid attention to him before GamerGate) but it wasn't known or appreciated in all segments of the internet. Most people didn't care about GamerGate and he was such a tireless crusader for the cause that you had a lot of anti-GG SJWs supporting him out of obligation, Lindsay Ellis was still pretending to be his friend, for example.

Then Trump won and he came out not just against Trump supporters but Bernie supporters and pretty much anybody who doesn't think like him, and the more GamerGate became a distant memory, the more those people who supported him really out of obligation just stopped watching.
Not just that, but he had a lot of legitimate fans on The Escapist. They put his videos on a separate channel and they were still breaking six figures when he got fired, and was able to maintain those numbers on his own channel until the Pixels review shot up. But there was a steady drop off as his fans realized how much of the Bob they liked was actually Escapist's editor fixing some of his mistakes and keeping him on a set schedule. He was able to keep at a low six figure view count on his channel, though his new, angrier style trying to replicate the success of his Pixels review was driving people away who saw how fake it was, until he practically abandoned the channel when Geek offered him a gig.

Yes, Trump heavily contributed to his drop off, but it wasn't just one thing.
 
I agree that his twitter ravings are hurting him in the long run, what little good will he has left with people slowly dissipates until only the crazies, trolls or us enlightened milkers are left. He's certainly not doing himself any favours.

But I would argue that his being so insane and vitriolic on twitter, while hurting him, is keeping him relevant. Moviebob is famous even among Youtube personalities for being a spiteful lolcow, something he reinforces by tweeting incessantly and reminding people he is still alive. I remember an old Sardonicast podcast (RtMM, IHE and YMS) where his name came up, and they all just laughed and moved on with the conversation. I think it was around the time he took those pathetic side jabs at Ralph about Black Panther.

What I'm trying to say with my autistic ramblings is that if he wasn't in everybody's mentions arguing about the most petty, retarded shit on a daily basis then people would quickly forget about him and move on. And if that happens his viewership would fall way faster. This could be one of the reasons he's terminally on Twitter, he has nothing else. He could (and should) instead focus on his craft and making good content, but deep down he knows he can't compete with charismatic, intelligent, or even likeable individuals that just want to talk about movies. He has none of those qualities, none of the technical ability to make interesting video essays. He has nothing but Twitter and his sad little half assed videos that very strange people still watch. He knows if he stops tweeting, people will forget he exists.

I could be wrong, but it's just a theory. A MOVIEBOB THEORY!
There are two things keeping him afloat:

First, his ever-dwindling Patreon.

Second, a fact everyone seems to have forgotten about: the man literally lives with his mother. Unless he's moved out and I missed it somehow, his expenses are likely around zero now thanks to Ma Chipman's coddling.
 
I have seen The Green Book.
It absolutely deserved the Oscar.
The only reason Bob hates it, I'm guessing, is because in the story the Italian guy from new york that drives the black guy around has his eyes opened to all the idiotic discrimination especially in The South ™️ Like, literally, in the movie, they get caught unawares in a "Sundown" town (don't let the sun go down on yo black a$$), and only by the black guy calling RFK using his obligatory phone call were they let go.
He hated it because Green Book beat Black Panther for the Oscar
 
I wonder how long that kind of strategy can last for someone like him. Think about it, you might get hate clicks, but Youtube doesnt care about just clicks anymore, its engagement, sharing, liking, Bob gets none of those, at least not enough to actually get him recommended to anyone. The guy might get a click so someone can screenshot his fat ugly face for a dunk post, but after? Nothing. No comment, nothing for the algorithm to grasp on to. In a way, Bobs content is like a rock in a lake, yeah it can move around and make a splash here and there, but its never gonna hit a river, never gonna hit the ocean, he will stay in his moss covered hole where only occasionally someone will pick up and go "eugh this rock is gross" and toss it right back.
You're thinking about the 20th Century here, Bob is prepared for when the 21st Century kicks in. Then he goes from obscure angry tweeter and equally obscure YouTube movie reviewer to cultural tastemaker and political kingmaker. It's simple Evolution as dictated by the wishes of Natural Selection.

Bob's not a monster, he's just ahead of the curve.
 
What I'm trying to say with my autistic ramblings is that if he wasn't in everybody's mentions arguing about the most petty, retarded shit on a daily basis then people would quickly forget about him and move on. And if that happens his viewership would fall way faster.
I get what you're saying but in my opinion there's no real connection to the Twatter persona and his YouTube content, in the sense that people aren't hate-watching him. He's not like, say, Chris Chan, where you might read his Sonichu or his social media posts, look at him rant and rave about those DANG DIRTY TROLLS and then decide to watch his videos because there's a good chance he'll tard out and it will be funny. Blob's content isn't like that, Blob's content is actually rather boring. The extreme views are there but he's not as vitriolic on camera as he is on Twatter, there's nothing really there for people who see this fat retard on Twatter talking about how he wants to exterminate the mayonnaise ghouls and want to have a good laugh at him being a tard on camera. There was, in the past, when ChrisRayGun did his dissection of the last episode of Game Overreater, and Soygon did something similar, and Dildo Faggins, etc etc. But not any more.

His viewership right now is as low as it's ever going to get. That's his base. For those people it doesn't matter what Blob does or doesn't do, they will still watch him.
I can see your point about Bob in this same way. Twitter has definitely hurt his views, but if he were to leave it and try to grow, he would risk losing the meager views he has remaining. He has to remain on twitter and be a firebrand because it's the only thing hanging onto his audience.
In your analogy though, I'd say trying to broaden the scope of ice cream flavours for Bob would be admitting fault, and going from being a far-leftist to a centrist, apolitical, or even right wing. Leaving Twatter would not hurt his business. In my opinion, getting off Twatter could only help him, which is exactly why he'll never do it.
Yes, Trump heavily contributed to his drop off, but it wasn't just one thing.
I'm not saying that it's just 'Trump'. I'm saying it's the slow reveal that he is, in fact, an asshole.

Hate to admit it, but I used to watch Blob, once upon a time. Not seriously, basically in the same way that I imagine most people discovered him. I was a fan of Yahtzee and I'd go on The Escapist to watch episodes of Zero Punctuation, run out of ZPs to watch and thought to myself 'Well what else is here that I can watch?' So I ended up watching Blob because he talked about comics and, hey, I like comics. That was it. I didn't pay any other attention to him, I didn't look up or pay any attention to his social media. Didn't even know what he looked like because thankfully somebody at The Escapist had the good sense to get him to use stock images, like Yahtzee, rather than getting his disgusting neckbeard face on camera.

Then GamerGate happens and I see some of his Twatter posts (The Escapist site used to curate Twatter posts from key contributors and post them on the site. Three guesses why that didn't last) and I see him calling basically the entire readership sexist misogynist neckbeard losers, and what would Mario and Link think of us and all that stupid shit, and it dawned on me. 'Holy shit, this guy's a fucking faggot. And a retard'. Then I was disgusted with myself for having ever watched him.

I imagine that 90% of the people who ever watched him went through a similar process. It didn't even have to be GamerGate or Trump. He manages to piss off just about everybody in one way or another. Even those Escapist fans you talk about, at the height of GG, before he got fired, Escapist forums had several topics asking if MovieBob should be fired and the overwhelming response was 'Yes'
 
Bobby went silent for 22 hours and then comes up with this:
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It is 22 minutes long, and if you watch it (I won't), please tell me is there is anything worth adding to the OP.



Oh, I took advantage of his break to write two new sections for the OP.

Warner Bros (WB)
A tribalist for brands, Bob holds deep animosity towards the "rivals" of Disney. On top of being the home of the DC Extended Universe (DECU), the sins of WB include supporting the "genocidal transphobe" J. K. Rowling through the Harry Potter/ Fantasatic Beasts movies series, and releasing such Filmbro favorites as Christopher Nolan's Tenet and Denis Villeneuve's Dune (a critically acclaimed movie that Bob dismissed as "not-bad/not-great"). Bob's feud with WB intensified as it merged with Discovery Inc. in June 2022, and the CEO of the combined corporations, David Zaslav, soon axed several film projects that he deemed unfit for release. In particular, the scrapping of the nearly-finished feature Batgirl has sent the internet into uproar. Bob was so incensed that he wish for the total collapse of WB-Discovery.

Conspiracy theorists considered the cancellation of Batgirl, with a latina heroine and people of color as directors, a sign of WB's nod towards white supremacy. Bob ate up with gusto the insinuation that Zaslav has connections with Donald Trump; for his part Bob likened Zaslav to Harvey Weinstein, and dismissed him as someone with no film-making credentials (unlike Bob's god Kevin Feige of MCU). Instead, Zaslav inflicted the white-trash reality show Honey Boo Boo series on the world, literally causing the decline of American culture.

Bob was especially mad that the Flash series of films, starring Ezra Miller who has been implicated in a number of heinous crimes, remain greenlit. Furthermore, Zaslav's move to streamline DCEU gave hope to another camp of zealots: those who want what is called "Snyderverse" revived. Snyderverse (of which the so-called "Snyder's Cut" is a part, see below) is a darker, more philosophical version of DCEU unfortunately came to an end due to personal tragedy of director Zack Snyder (thanks @Godzilla@1989 ). Bob, who only likes superhero films that are mindless, comedic, and chock full of facile political correctness, reacts to any possibility of Snyderverse with burning rage. Contradicting statistics, Bob claimed that all three existing entries of Snyderverse are hated by the audience (this tweet earned him a very deserved pile-on, during which Bob acted increasingly deranged, ending up calling the fans of those films “like Trumpsters but even dumber”.)

-- Under "Bob's Allies".
An account called SJW Daylight Warrior (@WhiteMajikMan90) emerged in August 2022. He seems intimately familiar with Bob, credited Bob for his love of movies, wasted no time fighting alongside Bob against haters, even praised Bob’s infantile insults as “badass”. He shares certain verbal tics with TeamImpossible, yet does not use the slur “nazi” and is slightly more eloquent. Also curious is that he keeps praising Bob’s physique. Before we could investigate further, he was banned.


BTW, because Null has now restricted users' edit time window to only one day, I have to host the OP elsewhere. It is a throwaway account so try your best l33k hxkor skills.
 
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In your analogy though, I'd say trying to broaden the scope of ice cream flavours for Bob would be admitting fault, and going from being a far-leftist to a centrist, apolitical, or even right wing. Leaving Twatter would not hurt his business. In my opinion, getting off Twatter could only help him, which is exactly why he'll never do it.
You could be right, I'm just saying I think twitter is where he gets most of his fans - the true believers. We'll not know for sure unless someone can check metrics on how many click from twitter go on to his videos.

But I keep thinking that because he'll do...
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I honestly can't fathom that Bob's Twitter fans watch his YouTube content and vice versa. I refuse to believe these aren't two separate, yet equally important, terrible groups of people.
I think most of the YouTube watchers are just people with awful taste and don't follow him on twitter. While anyone not repulsed by his twitter feed are just utter degenerate scumbags. I mean Bread Tube which those cunts in and of themselves have some cows namely his former paramour Lindsay are mostly repulsed by Blobby even those cunts are like "Nope".
 
It is 22 minutes long, and if you watch it (I won't), please tell me is there is anything worth adding to the OP.
Uh, not much actually. Your write-up is going to be as informative as it gets, unless you feel the need to add that Bob mentions "19 Kids and Counting" & "Sarah Palin's Alaksa," when regarding the Honey Boo Boo man. This video is just him bitching at David Zaslav for canning Batgirl, and anti-woke reactionaries making fun of Batgirl getting canned. When I was watching the video It was nothing but a jumble of caustic buzzwords that I've heard plenty already, so I'm pretty sure he didn't say anything newsworthy save for one or two moments.

Notably, Bob is convinced that the grassroots #releasethesnydercut movement was actually Astroturfed by twitter robots. He believes this as no one in said movement has come out in support for #releasebatgirl, if not outright accolading David Zaslav for his decision to cancel the movie.

At this point #Snydercut has become a punching bag that Bob can throw his frustrations and arguments onto. Not even the diehard Snyder fans have clung onto this controversy for as long as he has.

Also notably, Fresh video proof of Bob's dehumanization rhetoric. Get it while it's hot.
 
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