Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Then a swift kick in the dick, just to be sure that he will never breed.

Bob's personality, physical appearance, fashion sense, hygiene (probably), and financial situation have resolved that dilemma quite nicely.

Not that there's anything wrong with being thorough, of course.

 

[BlerdBjern]

Bob's personality, physical appearance, fashion sense, hygiene (probably), and financial situation have resolved that dilemma quite nicely.

Not that there's anything wrong with being thorough, of course.

He's enough of a wierdo that I could see him raping someone... so yeah, just to make absolutely sure, kick in the dick./

 

[Cantercoin]

I think the thing with Bob about Elon here is, Elon promised to buy twitter and get rid of the bots, but then backed out of buying it, and Bob is using that fact to rip on Tesla Man Bad for not following through with his promise.



BOB, IN REVERE
THE WALL, PAINTED GREEN
THE BASEMENT HOVEL, WHEN IT FLOODED
SHAKA, WHEN THE BEER CAN PYRAMID FELL

BOB, A LORD OF LYNN
CHIPPA, HIS ANGEL ARMY
MARGARITAS, WHEN UNCLE BOB BABYSITS

Shaka, when Batgirl was cancelled

 

[link1234]

You gotta thumbnail that next time, man. Not everyone here is on their phones right now.

My content tax:
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You're walking in the woods at midnight, and you see this running forward at full speed. What do you do?

No matter what Bob is wearing, the question asked in that video will always be a relevant question to ask him.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Bob's personality, physical appearance, fashion sense, hygiene (probably), and financial situation have resolved that dilemma quite nicely.

Not that there's anything wrong with being thorough, of course.

Blobby could win the Power Ball and still couldn't get handjob in a Vietnamese Massage Parlor.

 

[Mola Ram]

Blobby could win the Power Ball and still couldn't get handjob in a Vietnamese Massage Parlor.

They'd charge him for one, but slip him a roofie then just shrug when he wakes up and his dick's not wet. "You pass out, maybe you get blood pressure checked. Ok, shop closed, bye bye!"

 

[Godzilla@1989]

They'd charge him for one, but slip him a roofie then just shrug when he wakes up and his dick's not wet. "You pass out, maybe you get blood pressure checked. Ok, shop closed, bye bye!"

As if Bob ever leaves the basement.

 

[ChampFantana]

Blobby could win the Power Ball and still couldn't get handjob in a Vietnamese Massage Parlor.

Lardo Retardo couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse while waving around a bunch of bananas.

 

[Positron]

Bob, of course, wants the attacker [of Rushdie] to just be murdered rather than receive a trial.

One might well wonder if a pro-lifer knived a abortion doc, would Bobby respond with just a cryptic "Still?"

Can't answer your question @Koby_Fish; I don't as a rule care about Youtube personalities.

 

[JayHarrison]

Sam Ed-Boi questions Bobby on something else, something much more serious:
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BTW if "human right oughtn't be precluded by economics", then why should we disenfranchise manual workers, even if we accept, for argument's sake, that they would lose their economic worth in Superior Future?

Question asked to Moviebob: "...what have you accomplished in your life that gives you teh right to dub people you don't know 'subhuman'?"

Moviebob's response if Bob was even remotely honest:

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That's because it wasn't. At least, not to people who can actually think.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene is not representative of a signficiant portion of the public. Then again, neither is Moviebob.

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Some Buzzfeed scum thinks J. K. Rowling should not have lived this long:
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I could easily see Moviebob appear on a "lived long enough to be the villain" list, but that would require me to forget that Bob has always been a villain.

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Bobby insinuates he knows intimately how the death of a drunk driver affects her family and friends.
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Moviebob has absolutely zero capacity for sympathy, period.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Lardo Retardo couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse while waving around a bunch of bananas.

Being fat isn't even an issue, it's his personality. A jolly, fun fat guy can find love, an unlikeable asshole with a hostile personality and severe narcissistic delusions of grandeur won't. Fuck, Bob is probably immune to knives and bullets as even they don't want to be anywhere near his body lol!

Now, just think about it. If this guy is a colossal fucking asshole on his public interactions, just imagine the living fucking hell it would be for someone to be living with him. Imagine having to put up with his constant raging about random horseshit and being in a relationship with someone who will never be fucking happy, owning to having a shopping list worth of things that make him fucking miserable. Most of them are shit he has no control about, yet he still dreams about seeing everyone he dislikes suffering like genocide victims!

 

[Koby_Fish]

It just hit me why Bob has such a problem with Dr Jordan B. Peterson (aside the whole "he's alt-right grifter!" nonsense). One of Dr. Peterson's principles is CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM! Bob, having never cleaned up shit in his life (RIP Towering Pyramid of Beer and Pop Cans), takes that as a personal affront.

 

[Positron]

Christians, I mean Nazis, don't have minds of their own.


The End of Trump, new Season:







At least Bobby is honest this time.

Tulsi Gabbard stood in for Tucker Carlson.






Will Working-Class Bobby go to Bernie's rally next Sunday?


Boomer bosses just don't get the postmodern working class:

Archive of article from Fortune.

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No, Bobby made no further comments on Rushdie and his assailant beyond "Still?", and his single-word comment got no engagement.



I don't have the context of the below; I presume it involves niggets so Bobby feels compelled to react.

Because Bob Chipman is famous for being non-judgmental! And don't you wonder what make these intellectuals all of a sudden decide that intellectual pursuits don't matter?


I wonder who are the "bros who jacks it to Chinese cement-mixer montages".

Peter Coffin on (I presume) Twitter. Bobby's crony Mac "GrammaGamer35" comes to Coffin's Twitter to harass him.


Coffin is mad that Bill Maher repeats the old Malthusian canard:


Tranny gets what he wants.



Article. I won't expect to find giant trees in the near total darkness.


Excuse me. I don't think either crabs or vultures are artificial groupings of distantly-related animals. What we call Crabs belong to two closely-related families in the Order Decapoda. There used to be big disputes about the position of New-World vultures (California Condor et al) because ornithologists were led astray by crude and unreliable genetic methods (DNA hybridization), and some used to think they were relatives of storks. Now that reliable genetic info are available, New-World vultures are known to be fairly closely related to Old-World vultures and are given their own family within the order Accipitriformes (Eagles, hawks and friends but not falcons).

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Do you want to hear a food expert's insight about food?

Batgirl and Black Adam:


Nolan, for all his faults, understands $$$$ bling power $$$$.




Turning to MCU:




Bobby's last video has engendered a new term: "griftubers"

No fantasy show that airs or screens in the foreseeable future has anything to do with The Hobbit. Especially not that Amazon shitshow.





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This is how a troon is made:

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Being fat isn't even an issue, it's his personality. A jolly, fun fat guy can find love, an unlikeable asshole with a hostile personality and severe narcissistic delusions of grandeur won't. Fuck, Bob is probably immune to knives and bullets as even they don't want to be anywhere near his body lol!

Now, just think about it. If this guy is a colossal fucking asshole on his public interactions, just imagine the living fucking hell it would be for someone to be living with him. Imagine having to put up with his constant raging about random horseshit and being in a relationship with someone who will never be fucking happy, owning to having a shopping list worth of things that make him fucking miserable. Most of them are shit he has no control about, yet he still dreams about seeing everyone he dislikes suffering like genocide victims!

This reminds me of a personal anecdote: In my old job, there were two fat guys who couldn't be more distinct from each other.
One was lovable and easy-going, got along with pretty much everyone, could flirt with female co-workers without coming off as a creep, and eventually even landed a fiancé that most people would consider leagues above him in terms of looks. His personality more than made up for his excess weight, and I admit I even felt jealous at how easy he pulled off being so sociable. And he did his job with attention and diligence, because he loved doing what he did.

The other was about just as deformed as MovieBob, and had an equally nocive attitude. He always looked and acted like everybody owed him respect just for existing, complained of his job, and was always making fun of people behind their backs. He even outright lied about getting laid on the regular with bombshell types, earning heap loads of money outside of his regular job, having connections that could lead him to better opportunities touring across the country, et cetera. Everyone could see he was lying through his teeth, because not only was he ugly as sin, his attitude transpired negativeness. He literally never had anything positive to say about anything or anyone. Besides, if he had such nice connections, and got such sweet gigs, why was he on a stationary job that didn't pay that great, even when working weekend shifts? Oh, and he got fired after a year because he used the job's computers to watch porn, even when he was supposed to oversee the sound and lighting systems during shows, which was supposed to be his job. Nobody missed him when he was gone, especially since the substitute was a much better person and professional.

If he had some degree of charisma and willingness to work out his shortcomings, could hide his contempt for his fellows, and keep his degenerate proclivities to himself, he could have fared better instead of coming off a humongous asshole. And in hindsight, this applies to the Blob himself as well. At the very least, my ex-workmate didn't want to genocide 4/5 of our country's population.

 

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this retarded pig has said something about better call saul? i have the morbid curiosity for his retard take on that show

 

[Smithfield Ham]

This reminds me of a personal anecdote: In my old job, there were two fat guys who couldn't be more distinct from each other.
One was lovable and easy-going, got along with pretty much everyone, could flirt with female co-workers without coming off as a creep, and eventually even landed a fiancé that most people would consider leagues above him in terms of looks. His personality more than made up for his excess weight, and I admit I even felt jealous at how easy he pulled off being so sociable. And he did his job with attention and diligence, because he loved doing what he did.

The other was about just as deformed as MovieBob, and had an equally nocive attitude. He always looked and acted like everybody owed him respect just for existing, complained of his job, and was always making fun of people behind their backs. He even outright lied about getting laid on the regular with bombshell types, earning heap loads of money outside of his regular job, having connections that could lead him to better opportunities touring across the country, et cetera. Everyone could see he was lying through his teeth, because not only was he ugly as sin, his attitude transpired negativeness. He literally never had anything positive to say about anything or anyone. Besides, if he had such nice connections, and got such sweet gigs, why was he on a stationary job that didn't pay that great, even when working weekend shifts? Oh, and he got fired after a year because he used the job's computers to watch porn, even when he was supposed to oversee the sound and lighting systems during shows, which was supposed to be his job. Nobody missed him when he was gone, especially since the substitute was a much better person and professional.

If he had some degree of charisma and willingness to work out his shortcomings, could hide his contempt for his fellows, and keep his degenerate proclivities to himself, he could have fared better instead of coming off a humongous asshole. And in hindsight, this applies to the Blob himself as well. At the very least, my ex-workmate didn't want to genocide 4/5 of our country's population.

Getting fired from an entry level tech job for constantly looking at porn on the company computers and arguing with everyone is the exact kind of thing I'd expect MovieBob to do.

 

[ChampFantana]

Being fat isn't even an issue, it's his personality. A jolly, fun fat guy can find love, an unlikeable asshole with a hostile personality and severe narcissistic delusions of grandeur won't. Fuck, Bob is probably immune to knives and bullets as even they don't want to be anywhere near his body lol!

Now, just think about it. If this guy is a colossal fucking asshole on his public interactions, just imagine the living fucking hell it would be for someone to be living with him. Imagine having to put up with his constant raging about random horseshit and being in a relationship with someone who will never be fucking happy, owning to having a shopping list worth of things that make him fucking miserable. Most of them are shit he has no control about, yet he still dreams about seeing everyone he dislikes suffering like genocide victims!

I agree. I was just making a throwaway joke about how utterly unfuckable MovieMoobs is.

I grew up going to church in the 90s as a teenager. One of the guys there was from my Dad's generation. He was short, rotund, and not particularly aesthetically pleasing. He also was the nicest guy anybody had ever met, had a great career, near supernatural levels of charisma, and long before I had even met him had landed a solid 8/10 as his wife.


I think that morbid obesity is the very least of MovieTardBob's problems. Him being an utter asshole and being too stupid to understand why that's a BAD thing is the most prominent. Thanks to Dunning-Kruger, he'll never understand why he has no friends and no chance of ever getting laid.

Bobert is a fat retard and nobody will ever have sex with him. Bingo Wings of Redemption is married and has probably gotten laid at least once. The Eternal Virgin is an even bigger loser than BINGO WINGS! Fucking LOL!

 

[Brother Wind]

You may now close the thread until Bob shoots up a church.

Well see you folks in November!

 

[Monuklear]

Moviebob will never get laid because he's too busy watching cartoons and scrolling through Twitter.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Moviebob will never get laid because he's too busy watching cartoons and scrolling through Twitter.

Correction, Bob will never get laid without some form of monetary transaction.