Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Correction, Bob will never get laid without some form of monetary transaction.
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Bob when the hooker just leaves and takes all his shit instead of trying to fuck him.
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Bob is fat and has been for so long that I doubt his junk works too good now. Erectile dysfunction is a common symptom of Type 2 diabetes.

Edit: Does anyone remember how much Bob claims to weigh? He claims to be 6'2" and I he claimed to be about 270 in 2020.

If this is the frame of a man of that height and weight, he must have no muscle and the bone density of a bird.

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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Bob will never see that much money in his life.
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Dude! Bob's doing a bunch of stuff behind the scenes, doing research for MattPatt, and he's executive producing Lesser Brother's slasher/stoner/comedy in the style of A24 midlife crisis! The money will flow and so will the ladies' juices just you wait!
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Dude! Bob's doing a bunch of stuff behind the scenes, doing research for MattPatt, and he's executive producing Lesser Brother's slasher/stoner/comedy in the style of A24 midlife crisis! The money will flow and so will the ladies' juices just you wait!
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Oh wow works for MattPatt!! He's gonna get all that sweet sweet uhhh 12 year old boy audience? Well he does fancy himself a thinker in vein of the old Greek Philosophers
 
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make_it_so said:
I think even hookers have standards.
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Any hooker actually worth fucking probably has standards too high to let Bob hire them, barring him falling into a swimming pool of cash, but there's always some gutter whore who'll fuck anything. I knew a guy who paid a hooker with a pack of cigarettes. I assume she was not exactly Pretty Woman quality.
 
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Quixotic Man said:
Bob is fat and has been for so long that I doubt his junk works too good now. Erectile dysfunction is a common symptom of Type 2 diabetes.

Edit: Does anyone remember how much Bob claims to weigh? He claims to be 6'2" and I he claimed to be about 270 in 2020.

If this is the frame of a man of that height and weight, he must have no muscle and the bone density of a bird.

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High 200's is about what I'd expect, given his frame. I don't think he's pushed over to 300 yet. Let's say 295 after a particularly bad PBR bender. But the man rides a BMI of 30 or so at the best of days.
 
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Absolutego said:
High 200's is about what I'd expect, given his frame. I don't think he's pushed over to 300 yet. Let's say 295 after a particularly bad PBR bender. But the man rides a BMI of 30 or so at the best of days.
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30 BMI for Bob's height would be 233.5 pounds. I don't think he's seen that weight since he was getting called a Nintendo baby in freshman year.
 
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Absolutego said:
High 200's is about what I'd expect, given his frame. I don't think he's pushed over to 300 yet. Let's say 295 after a particularly bad PBR bender. But the man rides a BMI of 30 or so at the best of days.
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If Bob owns 270, I'm going to say he's pushing three dimes, maybe a little more. Maybe as high as 320. He's a big guy even without being fat, and that profile shot from Chris's movie set showed he's definitely using some sort of trickery in his videos to look slimmer (which, as noted, does nothing to hide that gigantic melon on his neck). (What neck?)

The only thing that makes me question it is his weirdly skinny legs. Regardless, I think it's safe to assume that anything Bob posts about his weight that isn't a picture of him on a scale is a lie.
 
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Absolutego said:
High 200's is about what I'd expect, given his frame. I don't think he's pushed over to 300 yet. Let's say 295 after a particularly bad PBR bender. But the man rides a BMI of 30 or so at the best of days.
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I remember someone posted a photo of themself at 300 pounds and the same height as Bob, and he was thinner. Is that photo still on this thread?
 
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ChampFantana said:
I agree. I was just making a throwaway joke about how utterly unfuckable MovieMoobs is.

I grew up going to church in the 90s as a teenager. One of the guys there was from my Dad's generation. He was short, rotund, and not particularly aesthetically pleasing. He also was the nicest guy anybody had ever met, had a great career, near supernatural levels of charisma, and long before I had even met him had landed a solid 8/10 as his wife.


I think that morbid obesity is the very least of MovieTardBob's problems. Him being an utter asshole and being too stupid to understand why that's a BAD thing is the most prominent. Thanks to Dunning-Kruger, he'll never understand why he has no friends and no chance of ever getting laid.

Bobert is a fat retard and nobody will ever have sex with him. Bingo Wings of Redemption is married and has probably gotten laid at least once. The Eternal Virgin is an even bigger loser than BINGO WINGS! Fucking LOL!
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The crazy thing is that he doesnt just lack self awareness in one aspect of his life, he lacks it in EVERYTHING he does. Content creation, social interaction, health, anything and eveything this guy opens his mouth on is like that old saying "point one finger get ten back". Its almost impressive how everything he goes after people on can be applied to him ten fold.

Quixotic Man said:
Bob is fat and has been for so long that I doubt his junk works too good now. Erectile dysfunction is a common symptom of Type 2 diabetes.

Edit: Does anyone remember how much Bob claims to weigh? He claims to be 6'2" and I he claimed to be about 270 in 2020.

If this is the frame of a man of that height and weight, he must have no muscle and the bone density of a bird.

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There is no way he is 6'2 nor 270 unless everyone in there is the same height or an inch shorter. Also 270 on someone 6'2 while it would still look big wouldnt be bulging out like that, you could still be able to suck in your gut relatively easily.
 
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