Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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If all Professor X did was move his legs with his mind what's the hook for the character to stay around for 60+ years? Bob completely confused a hypothetical situation that's maybe come up a few times for the entire basis for the character supposedly being unique.
 
Because police officers are just as easily replaceable as Best Buy shelf-stockers. And if Best Buy employees faced such daily mortal dangers as many police officer are, I bet they'd have no hesitation stomping someone's skull to goo.
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Once again, Moviebob's complete and total inability to think--or demonstrate an idea--is on display here. When Bob refers to "everyone at a Best Buy ganging up on a dude [...] bashing his head in", who plays these roles? Is the "everyone" the Best Buy staff or a cadre of shoppers? Is the person getting his head bashed in an innocent civilian or a BL(DR)M/Antifa thug who deserves it? And if such a situation plays out--especially if its good guys bashing in a bad guy's head--why would the Best Buy employees fear losing their jobs?


Instead of reforming / abolishing the police force, medical, and education system, may I suggest Vinals and Bobby to move to a place where these don't exist.
I recommend the Mojave Desert. It sits within two solidly blue states (CA and NV), there are no arbitrary borders (such as aparment walls), and Moviebob can demonstrate its so-called survival skills it claims to have.



Bad analogy. "Jews" is an apolitical religion; "woke" is an idiotic Leftist political ideology.

This oven-dodging pubic intellectual claims we don't need the vast majority of Earth's population because they don't contribute to advanced techs like AI or bioengineering, except perhaps as data. He is silent about his contributions to those areas.
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So how about the evil person who 'only' exists? Shall we discard him or excuse him and come to see him for what he is?
Moviebob's beneficial contributions to science are equal to none. Literally.



Following Caleb Maupin's scandal, CPIUSA, the "educational think tank" started by him and on which Peter Coffin hung like a leech, is no more.
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As spoken by Moviebob, the single stupidest thing happening in American politics.



Bobby is a deradicalizer.
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And Moviebob claims another victim, this one eyes wide open.



One of the causes of the Transsexual Genocide is that right-wingers are active on Facebook.
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You cannot fix stupid. Moviebob is stupid. Ergo, you cannot fix Moviebob because Moveibob sees itself as the be-all, end-all humanoids.



Since Kentucky is a perpetually red state (and that many of the students affected here are children of MAGA parents), I seriously doubt Moviebob is responding out of genuine sincerity,
 
Hold on, I'm gonna walk away from it and walk back towards it, I don't think the high-poly model loaded.
It's not just you. I took this while walking my dog a while back: Real life.jpg

It's proof we're living in a simulation when real life is running on the Turok Engine on the Nintendo 64.
 
Bob yearns for a tourist trap that if it wasn't on the coast he'd wished it would've been wiped off the face of the earth
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Joe's Playland where you can get a lobster roll, candy apple, and where a kid can be a kid!

Had someone posted a pic of their own local thing from Springfield Ohio with as much reverence as Bob did for Joe's Playland I wonder if Bob would be getting hit right in the feels like he is now or if he would show off that video of the forest growing inside of an airport in Singapore, saying "This is what we could have if you things would just get out of the way". Putting aside Bob's hypocrisy for a moment I wanna focus on how Bob acts like he had to go on a grand adventure, a safari, a walkabout to get to the far away world of Joe's Playland. I can't remember what his address is so I just went from Lynn to Joe's Playland.

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As you can see, Google says it is a 43 minute drive. I've had to drive, not wait in traffic but actually drive, to work 40 minutes, one way. All this tells me is that Bob's world is unbelievably small and that's actually sad to me. If he's really using a thin filter like @Quixotic Man says, and man I really don't want that to be true because of the implications, then that and this have somehow made him more pathetic than when I found him sitting on a couch with his lesser brother and sister-in-law, talking about someone else playing Altered Beast.

I'll give him this, no where on the sign does it say "No trash" so good on Lesser Brother for making sure he was good to be there.
My father, who loved the ocean and passed that on to all his children, always referred to Salisbury as, "Shitty old Salisbury".

It represents the southern tip of what was formerly known as the Irish Riviera. One of the nation's most mournful strip clubs used to be right at the end of the "strip". It also had a host of shithole bars that were always a near certainty to serve you if you were underage.

I experienced a drunken blackout from a day/night in Salisbury so severe, to this day I cannot remember the timeframe or the girl involved in the enormities that occurred. I remember an arcade, a poolhall, public nudity and a tooth inflicted wound on my knuckle that got infected.

Kiwifarms and Bob fucking Chipman making me nostalgic. What a world.
 
Not to go off topic a little bit does Universal still own some rights to Hulk? Does it explain why Hulk hasn’t had a solo movie since 2008? I know I’m not a “expert” like DisneyBob, but seeing Hulk guess star in She-Hulk makes me think Universal maybe doing some legal cock blocking.
You're mistaken on the relationship. Universal doesn't own the film rights to Hulk, only the distributions rights for his movies. This is only an issue if they're releasing Hulk movies which She-Hulk is not. It's a streaming show after all. It absolutely is the reason why Hulk hasn't been the lead of a solo movie since 08 outside Thor Ragnarok being a stealth Planet Hulk but the direction of the character has been completely on Disney/Marvel Studios. Universal doesn't have any say.
 
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My father, who loved the ocean and passed that on to all his children, always referred to Salisbury as, "Shitty old Salisbury".

It represents the southern tip of what was formerly known as the Irish Riviera. One of the nation's most mournful strip clubs used to be right at the end of the "strip". It also had a host of shithole bars that were always a near certainty to serve you if you were underage.

I experienced a drunken blackout from a day/night in Salisbury so severe, to this day I cannot remember the timeframe or the girl involved in the enormities that occurred. I remember an arcade, a poolhall, public nudity and a tooth inflicted wound on my knuckle that got infected.

Kiwifarms and Bob fucking Chipman making me nostalgic. What a world.

This sounds like the beginning of an amazingly hilarious memoir.

Blessings upon Bob, who in his uselessness and loathing inspires others to creativity.
 
You're mistaken on the relationship. Universal doesn't own the film rights to Hulk, only the distributions rights for his movies. This is only an issue if they're releasing Hulk movies which She-Hulk is not. It's a streaming show after all. It absolutely is the reason why Hulk hasn't been the lead of a solo movie since 08 outside Thor Ragnarok being a stealth Planet Hulk but the direction of the character has been completely on Disney/Marvel Studios. Universal doesn't have any say.
So if Marvel Studios does eventually do another solo film, Universal will distribute it? I haven’t seen She Hulk yet but I heard Tim Roth came back in his role.
 
So if Marvel Studios does eventually do another solo film, Universal will distribute it? I haven’t seen She Hulk yet but I heard Tim Roth came back in his role.
Pretty much. They don't really have involvement with any of the creative decisions through they can shut down any movie if they disapprove of it for whatever reasons.
 
And how many of those were troons trooning out (I thought his troon cousin lived in sisterbang counties of Kentucky? Or something somewhere like that? Full of Red State Ghouls?). I guess if you have a basic bitch ailment, BCH is "good enough".
It's Louisville KY, actually. (I once posted a license plate I saw which made me wonder if it was Bob's relative)

It's by far the most liberal county in the state (remember Breonna happened here, complete with riots and fires) and only comes off as "conservative" because Seattle and San Francisco exist.

My goals are to see Bob finally get his comeuppance (whatever form that takes), see Brianna Wu outed as a grifter, and hopefully get a look at the crime scene photos for Lowtax's An Heroing. I expect disappointment on all three fronts.
My goal is a properly sorted list of all humans that are going to be killed.

Though with Bob I'm not sure if one can kill that which has no life.
 
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News about Lesser Brother's queer horror comedy:
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Bobby relents slightly and concedes that "woke" is debatably a thing.
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If you report on something, that means you're sexually aroused by it.
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Remember one of Bobby's favorite Angels, Bimbopolitics, is a big fan of sissy hypno, rape, and pedophilia. He is none other than Wesley “Laurelai” Bailey.
Given these paraphilias tend to occur together in the same person, it stands to reason that a normal parent will worry that someone into "sissy hypno" will try his grubby paws on their young children.

Oliver Lennard has powerful connections through his rich folks. Old news.
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Is anyone surprised that Prince Charles keeps a transwoman as his asset? I mean look at Camilla!

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Yet Bobby obviously cares about what happens to Burke -- the only logical conclusion is that Bobby isn't someone who matters.

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WB's stock plummeted since early April when it merged with Discovery. It must be Synder Cut's fault.
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What's the problem with these people?

Bobby speculates Zaslav's business strategy as The Zaslav Cartoon Massacre claims more victims.
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False alarm!
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Canceling The Flash will further deprive the VFx artists Bobby claims to care so much about. He nevertheless sticks to his guns, to the great confusion of Daylight Warrior.
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Bobby imagines James Gunn bashing the head of Zack Snyder.
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Only people who don't matter ignore the significance of Whor.
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Finally, please give the latest version of the OP a once-over. Don't mind the highlights and colored texts: these are for my own reference only.
Major changes:
  • Under "Bob's Obsessions", I've split MCU-Disney into two separate entries, following the suggestion by @Godzilla@1989.
  • Thanks @Tronathon242 for drawing my attention to Bobby's review of The Expendables, which shows how much of the Bob we love today was already there back in 2011. This deserves a brief account under "Bob As Movie and Pop Culture Critic".
  • Addition to Bobby's Allies: Daylight Warrior and Scott Mendelson.
 

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Bobby relents slightly and concedes that "woke" is debatably a thing.
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If you report on something, that means you're sexually aroused by it.
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Remember one of Bobby's favorite Angels, Bimbopolitics, is a big fan of sissy hypno, rape, and pedophilia. He is none other than Wesley “Laurelai” Bailey.
Given these paraphilias tend to occur together in the same person, it stands to reason that a normal parent will worry that someone into "sissy hypno" will try his grubby paws on their young children.

Oliver Lennard has powerful connections through his rich folks. Old news.
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Is anyone surprised that Prince Charles keeps a transwoman as his asset? I mean look at Camilla!

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Yet Bobby obviously cares about what happens to Burke -- the only logical conclusion is that Bobby isn't someone who matters.

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WB's stock plummeted since early April when it merged with Discovery. It must be Synder Cut's fault.
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What's the problem with these people?

Bobby speculates Zaslav's business strategy as The Zaslav Cartoon Massacre claims more victims.
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False alarm!
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Canceling The Flash will further deprive the VFx artists Bobby claims to care so much about. He nevertheless sticks to his guns, to the great confusion of Daylight Warrior.
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Bobby imagines James Gunn bashing the head of Zack Snyder.
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Only people who don't matter ignore the significance of Whor.
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Finally, please give the latest version of the OP a once-over. Don't mind the highlights and colored texts: these are for my own reference only.
Major changes:
  • Under "Bob's Obsessions", I've split MCU-Disney into two separate entries, following the suggestion by @Godzilla@1989.
  • Thanks @Tronathon242 for drawing my attention to Bobby's review of The Expendables, which shows how much of the Bob we love today was already there back in 2011. This deserves a brief account under "Bob As Movie and Pop Culture Critic".
  • Addition to Bobby's Allies: Daylight Warrior and Scott Mendelson.
As much as I'd like to take credit for that Bob-Lindsay killing joke in the New OP, that particular version was actually made by @Toxinophile , who has way better 'photoshop' skillz than I do.
 
With all of Bob's feigned outrage about the canceling of Batgirl I'm curious about an alternate reality where Bob is 40 years old in 1994 and just discovered that Roger Corman's Fantastic Four will never be released. For any fellow Bobologist unaware, a German guy by the name Bernd Elchinger hired B-movie legend Roger Corman to direct a feature length capeshit movie about the Fantastic Four. The entire thing was cast, shot, edited, marketed, and promptly shelved when completed. Unbeknownst to almost everyone working on the movie, the movie was never actually intended to be seen by anyone and that has been confirmed by Stan Lee himself. It wasn't even a cash grab. It was explicitly made so they could keep the rights to the Fantastic Four, as has been the case for every single FF movie since. From the little deep dive I did for this, it seems the actors were sent cease and desist notices to keep them from ever promoting their own movie.

Bob and his merry host of ear chewers act like what happened to Batgirl is some sort of never before seen offense which is laughable makes them deserved of derision. I'm not saying that what happened to FF is what happened to Batgirl mainly because superhero rights and right holders are pretty different then they were in the 90's. I will say that they hired two brown Belgians who never did much of note before to make a multi million dollar super hero movie and the shelving announcement seemed to take everyone by surprise. Was it because they tried the Marvel trend of hiring small indie directors to try to bully them into doing what the studio wants or was it some sort of diversity hire that blew up in their face or was it never meant to be seen by anyone? All I know is that in a year's time bootleg copies of the Corman FF was already circulating and you can watch the whole thing online now. I have zero doubts that Batgirl will leak out and I will bask in that retarded glow like a lizard in the sun when it does.
 
Finally, please give the latest version of the OP a once-over.
> He rose to notoriety during 2012’s “Gamergate” fiasco

That was 2014, right?

And a nitpick:

> A huge drama blew up between Bob’s fans (they are actually plentiful; see Part VII) and the Ellis’s.

Superfluous "the" bolded. (Also not sure if "A drama" is grammatically appropriate but I am old and don't understand internet vernacular.)

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> Got ridiculed for defecting MCU’s responsibility in exploitative labor practices necessitating the white-knighting of Sir Robert.

Is that meant to be "deflecting"?
 
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RMIR.



If you report on something, that means you're sexually aroused by it.
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So if reporting on matters means it's sexually arousing, might that explain why Moviebob is such an ardent defender of James Gunn over the past several years?



Two valid explanations as to why Moviebob will likely never be in a relationship with a (biological) woman.
 
Man, as someone who saw both this and the interactions with the blue bear Andrew Dobson (that idiot who drew that screwy, inaccurate 'star wars' comic about 'harassment', was a Moviebob fan himself and even drew fan art of Bob's character The Game Overthinker, and who finally 'got chased off (ragequit) the internet' in like 2020), I gotta ask, who's worse? Dobson, or Moviebob?
 
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