Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Excuse me, indeed. T-2 is the first R-rated movie I ever saw in the theater. It was pretty fucking awesome. It wasn't perfect, but if Bob thinks it was a BAD movie, especially compared to Genysis, he's singularly unqualified for his "jerb". (but we knew that already)
Here I was thinking I might be a heretic for thinking The Terminator is much better than T-2, but Bob has laid those worries to rest. Knowing him, though, it's not hard to understand why he hates it.
Exactly, Bob’s always going to be a loser, with or without the farms.
If he couldn't see himself for what he really is after 4,500+ pages of discussion over 8 years pointing it all out in crystal clear detail, he'll never be able to figure it out on his own.
 
Onto Bob's lies. Not only did he try to pursue the fanboy hateclicks, he did it so poorly that it probably cost him more clicks than he would have gotten otherwise. Right after Pixels, he did a review for Terminator: Genysis in which he said anyone who thought Terminator 2 was a good movie is a fucking idiot.
Was this Bob being facetious, or was he being serious? It's hard to tell because that's such a monumentally stupid opinion, yet we all know that monumentally stupid opinions are Bob's bread and butter.
But I can see talent scouts coming after him after he seemingly got 2 million hits because they had no idea who he was. It's funny because back then, he was constantly crowing about that video, even bragging about how it got mentioned on Howard Stern, because he had no self awareness and so couldn't understand that people were laughing at him for taking this shit so personally. Instead he assumed it was because of his merits as a critic. But if it was, he wouldn't have bombed so hard.
I can imagine talent scouts seeking him out because "angry reviewer" was still something that could bring clicks back then, and they assumed he was just playing a character a la Doug Walker. Until they met him and realized, no, he really is that spastic.
 
People point out that student loan forgiveness is in effect a voter bribe.
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Anybody else remember when Bide promised another $2k for everyone if they voted for him? Remember when he basically laughed at everyone and told them that they already got that money when Trump was in office? Anyone actually believe that he's gonna follow through with this?
 
Goddamn, Bob is such a fucking poser. That's a panel from the 1970s. The fact he can't tell eras apart by their art gives him away. Blade in the 90s looked like this and even showed up in the Spider-Man cartoon like that. Even as an adaptation only guy, he should've been aware of that.
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He also can't tell Basil Karlo and Matt Hagen apart. Big DC fan Robert over here.
Funny thing is if he wanted to take a shot at Wesley's Blade he simply could had pointed out he wasn't British, but like you said he's nothing but a poser.
 
If this ends up being our last hurrah, I have a final message for the Eternal Virgin.

Bobert, you are fat, stupid, and will die without ever knowing a woman's touch. Your "life's work" is a joke, just like you are. We are the only people outside your brother who will ever even remember who you were once you inevitably stroke out during one of your frequent tard rages. You are an insignificant cretin who will be forgotten by even your stupid sycophant brigade as soon as you die.

As for the rest of you good fellas, take care, live well, and laugh at Lardo Retardo's eternal idiocy (and virginity). It's been fun, and I'll miss you beautiful autists.
 
If this ends up being our last hurrah, I have a final message for the Eternal Virgin.

Bobert, you are fat, stupid, and will die without ever knowing a woman's touch. Your "life's work" is a joke, just like you are. We are the only people outside your brother who will ever even remember who you were once you inevitably stroke out during one of your frequent tard rages. You are an insignificant cretin who will be forgotten by even your stupid sycophant brigade as soon as you die.

As for the rest of you good fellas, take care, live well, and laugh at Lardo Retardo's eternal idiocy (and virginity). It's been fun, and I'll miss you beautiful autists.
Beautiful last words on this site my friend.
 
What's the problem with courting Middle America and killing diversity?
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But I thought Middle America is full of farmer barons who travel to Capitol on private planes?
Middle America are the ones who tolerate woke stuff in their movies. It's countries like China and Saudi Arabia that will ban movies over that stuff. But Bob would never allow something like the truth to get in the way of a chance to tell us all how much he hates Middle America.
 
Excuse me but  what?!
Excuse me, indeed. T-2 is the first R-rated movie I ever saw in the theater. It was pretty fucking awesome. It wasn't perfect, but if Bob thinks it was a BAD movie, especially compared to Genysis, he's singularly unqualified for his "jerb". (but we knew that already)
Anyway, Bob is fat and dumb. T2 is one of the only Terminator films that are even worth watching.
I like original Terminator too, though I'd say 2 is my fav. There's a soft spot in my heart for Terminator Salvation because it at least tried to do something new, and I had a lot of fun seeing it with all my friends from back in the day. Not saying it was great, but I'd rather watch it than Genesis, Dark Fate, etc.
Was this Bob being facetious, or was he being serious? It's hard to tell because that's such a monumentally stupid opinion, yet we all know that monumentally stupid opinions are Bob's bread and butter.
He walked it back... kind of, when he did that stupid "How I'd fix Terminator" movie, but see it for yourself (Starts at 1:20 if it doesn't auto play there)


And I also enjoyed Salvation for wanting to be something new and it's a shame they gave up on the post-apocalyptic future trilogy they had planned. Kind of wish they did show the original R-rated version that the director shot instead of the reshot PG13 one, but oh well. Also, because I was a kid at the time, I have a little nostalgia for T3 though of the first four that stay in one timeline, I know it's the weakest.
 
Do you guys remember someone saying something like "Bring America together; unite our people" and "We can treat each other with dignity and respect"? I fear I might be hallucinating.
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Never heard of it; googling the movie Us convinces me it is for the best.

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Which self-respecting MAGA fascist said something so gay?

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If China left the Ice Cream Lich alone they would not waste a missile on some nobody.


Diversity numba won!
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The Synder Extended Universe:
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Dob Chipman is having "that dream" again:
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Blue curtain, part 2:
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Disney got rid of the anti-vax Bad Panther, so another niggress took her place. Niggresses, after all, are interchangable.
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"Context" from Dec 2021:
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The sonic-narrative of... Le Marteau sans Maître... excuse me I mean Linkin Park.
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He walked it back... kind of, when he did that stupid "How I'd fix Terminator" movie, but see it for yourself (Starts at 1:20 if it doesn't auto play there)


And I also enjoyed Salvation for wanting to be something new and it's a shame they gave up on the post-apocalyptic future trilogy they had planned. Kind of wish they did show the original R-rated version that the director shot instead of the reshot PG13 one, but oh well. Also, because I was a kid at the time, I have a little nostalgia for T3 though of the first four that stay in one timeline, I know it's the weakest.
Jesus H Christ what the fuck. There's just too much wrong here, but his main point is that T2 isn't as good as everyone thinks it is because they changed the characters of the terminator and John Connor from the first?

I was too young to remember any marketing when it came out, but didn't the trailers all hide that Robert Patrick was the bad guy? It let the audience think he'd be the good guy and it'd just be T1 but again. Then, dare I say, T2 subverted your expectations? I thought you loved TLJ when that did it Bob!

I don't think this is a real opinion Bob has. He's clearly trying to play up the angry rant style review because it worked so well on Pixels. As evident by all the cursing he does (when he won't even swear on twitter these days because his mum might see). I imagine he was just beiglng contrarian for clicks, and he couldn't even do that right. What a failure.

On a more melanchony note, I've only been here a few months but it's been fun laughing at Bob with likeminded people. I'd heard of the farms via reputation as a bunch of awful nazi trolls that kill babies and smell like doodoo and doxes people. While I don't agree with doxxing, it's actually quite pleasant here. It isn't a reddit tier circlejerk, we're all here to laugh at and discuss the mental, physical and life failings of people like Bob. And it's way more pleasant here than Reddit too.

But, more importantly, we all seem like semi functional people who will go on to have lives once a website stops working. The fact that the tranny brigades only real weapon is to do the worst thing imaginable (to them) and take away a website says a lot more about them than us. One day, Twitter might go away. And what will people like Bob or Jim Sterling do with themselves if that happens? That 41% would get a hell of a lot higher.

So if we do go down, we can at least continue laughing at lolcows and living our lives. We're not sad little twitter addicts so I'd say we're still the winners here.
 
But, more importantly, we all seem like semi functional people who will go on to have lives once a website stops working. The fact that the tranny brigades only real weapon is to do the worst thing imaginable (to them) and take away a website says a lot more about them than us. One day, Twitter might go away. And what will people like Bob or Jim Sterling do with themselves if that happens? That 41% would get a hell of a lot higher.

So if we do go down, we can at least continue laughing at lolcows and living our lives. We're not sad little twitter addicts so I'd say we're still the winners here.
I'd argue it's more dour than that for people like Blob.

The farms go away, and the vast, overwhelming majority of attention he gets fucking vanishes into the aether. No more people pointing and laughing, but no one looking at poor blobbo either.

And, as a bonus, they won't have a boogieman to blame when shit goes south either. Who will you blame for people disagreeing with you if the farms vanish, Bob?
 
I'd argue it's more dour than that for people like Blob.

The farms go away, and the vast, overwhelming majority of attention he gets fucking vanishes into the aether. No more people pointing and laughing, but no one looking at poor blobbo either.

And, as a bonus, they won't have a boogieman to blame when shit goes south either. Who will you blame for people disagreeing with you if the farms vanish, Bob?
That last part isn't entirely true. Bob is a master of inventing enemies and projecting. He will pivot to some other site or some other movement or just blame the entirety of non-Dem voting whites whenever some inconvenience pops up.

To add another point: I just stomached through that Genysis vid and he seriously described James Cameron as having an Oedipal Complex for making strong, nuturing "mamma bear" characters like Ellen Ripley and Sarah Connor. Now, I know he plunders the depths of thesauruses and dictionaries to try and (usually fail) to appear smart. But how in the sweet merciful fuck can you misapply the Oedipal Complex diagnoses that badly? There's flat zero evidence and absolutely no subtext to get that conclusion. Is he trying to slap some stigma onto Cameron for making a film series that flies in the face of his fanciful future fetish?
 
That last part isn't entirely true. Bob is a master of inventing enemies and projecting. He will pivot to some other site or some other movement or just blame the entirety of non-Dem voting whites whenever some inconvenience pops up.

To add another point: I just stomached through that Genysis vid and he seriously described James Cameron as having an Oedipal Complex for making strong, nuturing "mamma bear" characters like Ellen Ripley and Sarah Connor. Now, I know he plunders the depths of thesauruses and dictionaries to try and (usually fail) to appear smart. But how in the sweet merciful fuck can you misapply the Oedipal Complex diagnoses that badly? There's flat zero evidence and absolutely no subtext to get that conclusion. Is he trying to slap some stigma onto Cameron for making a film series that flies in the face of his fanciful future fetish?
It's almost like Bob has a problem with strong female characters in movies.

Curious.
 
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