Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Jesus H Christ what the fuck. There's just too much wrong here, but his main point is that T2 isn't as good as everyone thinks it is because they changed the characters of the terminator and John Connor from the first?

I was too young to remember any marketing when it came out, but didn't the trailers all hide that Robert Patrick was the bad guy? It let the audience think he'd be the good guy and it'd just be T1 but again. Then, dare I say, T2 subverted your expectations? I thought you loved TLJ when that did it Bob!

I don't think this is a real opinion Bob has. He's clearly trying to play up the angry rant style review because it worked so well on Pixels. As evident by all the cursing he does (when he won't even swear on twitter these days because his mum might see). I imagine he was just beiglng contrarian for clicks, and he couldn't even do that right. What a failure.

On a more melanchony note, I've only been here a few months but it's been fun laughing at Bob with likeminded people. I'd heard of the farms via reputation as a bunch of awful nazi trolls that kill babies and smell like doodoo and doxes people. While I don't agree with doxxing, it's actually quite pleasant here. It isn't a reddit tier circlejerk, we're all here to laugh at and discuss the mental, physical and life failings of people like Bob. And it's way more pleasant here than Reddit too.

But, more importantly, we all seem like semi functional people who will go on to have lives once a website stops working. The fact that the tranny brigades only real weapon is to do the worst thing imaginable (to them) and take away a website says a lot more about them than us. One day, Twitter might go away. And what will people like Bob or Jim Sterling do with themselves if that happens? That 41% would get a hell of a lot higher.

So if we do go down, we can at least continue laughing at lolcows and living our lives. We're not sad little twitter addicts so I'd say we're still the winners here.
Blobby's an idiot, but no the trailers and marketing never hid that Arnold was Good and Robert Patrick was bad the opposite. They heavily promoted that Arnold was now good and Robert Patrick was the new evil even more badass terminator. The 3 talking points during the press tour was that, Linda Hamilton getting buff, and the film having for the time the biggest budget ever with 100 million.
 
I have been sitting on this all weekend.
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One of these things is not like the other.

I don't know why he thought this was a good idea and in all honesty he probably knew it wasn't because it's just bait. And attention it did get! Here's the current numbers.
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Nothing explosive or what I think was all that funny came of it. I'll have to check back to see if he got any growth from this or if it was all just lost amongst the Keffals troon flood. He did one notable dunk
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Really only notable because he used the joke from The Simpsons correctly...kinda. I don't know, my fellow Bobologists, would you prefer to actually making bank at what you've done for over a decade or brag about filing invoices to MatPat?

There was one reply that I did get a chuckle over.
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I can't speak for anyone else but I know watching this whole last week unfold and climax over the weekend was far more engaging and entertaining than even considering replying to Bob's weak ass "LOOK AT ME! PLEASE OH PLEASE!"
 
Main thing I saw about Bob during downtime was this tweet:
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The vast majority of responses to this were either “lol the dude has 4x the subscribers than you and had been on YouTube less than you, Bob” and “hey, isn’t your most popular video when you ranted about Batman V Superman for 4 and a half hours?”

EDIT: Aww, Ninja’d.

Bob is actually just made that Mauler and his friends exposed his supervillain identity, Diabeto.
 
let's fucking get this to 5k already, otherwise my autismo won't settle down.

I don't want to end up as a side casualty from the fucking Keffals wars.
If I can't shit on a diabetic, film reviewing, retard because some psycho troon is angry that people figured out they were a complete scumbag, I'll be so ticked.

I mean, if we gotta go down, couldn't it at least be something cooler? Like Biden drone striking the servers or something.
 
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Really only notable because he used the joke from The Simpsons correctly...kinda. I don't know, my fellow Bobologists, would you prefer to actually making bank at what you've done for over a decade or brag about filing invoices to MatPat?
Why would Bob use this joke? Of all jokes, this one? Bob, the joke wasn't that it's lame to sleep in a racing car bed. The joke was that Homer gets to sleep next to his wife.
 
Main thing I saw about Bob during downtime was this tweet:
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The vast majority of responses to this were either “lol the dude has 4x the subscribers than you and had been on YouTube less than you, Bob” and “hey, isn’t your most popular video when you ranted about Batman V Superman for 4 and a half hours?”

EDIT: Aww, Ninja’d.

Bob is actually just made that Mauler and his friends exposed his supervillain identity, Diabeto.
A slight thing to notice, when he saw 5:50:48 time stamp, he said 5.5 hours which means 5 and a half hours. Math isn’t his strong suit, or anything else.
 
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Really only notable because he used the joke from The Simpsons correctly...kinda. I don't know, my fellow Bobologists, would you prefer to actually making bank at what you've done for over a decade or brag about filing invoices to MatPat?
I have a better and more fitting Simpsons reference for the humanoid piece of chewed gum.

"Oh MovieBob, can't you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?"

*tweets something*
"How long was that?"
 
Welcome to the new Farms, same as the old Farms! The new Bob, same as the old Bob!
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As Ralph Barnhardt and SteelPlateHeart discovered, some nutter called MauLer made a 6-hour-long video dissing Dr. Strange. Bobby was offended; huge amount of bickering was had; Bobby found a lot of non-persons and got acquainted with the sons of his ex-flings, while his merrie band had to fend off MauLer's Trumpster horde -- but please be patient and stay for the plot twist at the end...
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The inevitable comparison:
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I presume Brother Alpha thinks Bobby is comparable to Siskel and Ebert.

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It seems the maker of that video followed what Bobby did in his Batman vs Superman insanity: totally unedited stream-of-consciousness nitpicking.
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Someone claims to enjoy the 6-hour marathon; Bobby has grown through that.
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Bobby claims reviewing film is his job, yet he has very little respect for his colleagues except the odd female he expects to have sex with.
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He continues to insinuate that he has multiple streams of income.
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Bad Reviewer = anyone who badmouths MCU.

Silly people expect Bobby to actually watch that shit. (For reference the infinitely insightful video Bobby wants you to rewatch is "Ring Thing")
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Lucas Roberts, aka Clara Sorrenti aka "Keffals" is a child molester and possesses dozens of corpses of children he raped and tortured in the freezer -- now what I just said is shot in the dark knowing full well that it will be fact-checked.

Chuds forget that "continuity" is not a thing in MCU.
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A diversion: Some argument concerning an entity called "America".
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From the morality of petty theft, we jump to the quantum ontology of Hugh Everett III, better known as Loki.
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In other words, whatever background that Bobby deems unimportant are "continuity flotsam". As we are dealing with disposible entertainment anyway, I endorse Bobby's attitude.

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Back to the main debate forum, insults fly from both sides.
"You RTed Blaire White"
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And RTing Lucas Roberts means you probably have a video wall playing Cuties non stop and keep the corpses of dozens of raped and tortured children in the freezer.

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The only entity who is angry is Bobby; it is up to you to imagine whether he is a person or not.

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I still maintain that the commitee responsible for the promotion campaign of Captain Marvel deserve an Oscar, for turning this piece of cheap trash somewhat glamorous.

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Not really; Bobby is just one among thousands of maggots that feed on the festering carcass.

Remember Bobby's worst subject at school?
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When ridiculed for his math skills, Bobby claims he did see the video after all.
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But you know what? -- here comes the twist ending I promised -- All's well that ends well; Bobby sees a troon flag and the error of his ways.
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Much ado. That's our Bobby!

Someone tries to charge thread favorite, The Critical Drinker, with the same crimes MauLer's supposed to have committed: clout chasing, grifting, and "insular media detachment". And that's because Drinker doesn't see the hype in Lesbun D-cups & Dragons
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A diversion: Some argument concerning an entity called "America".
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His Marvel tweets always manage to be somehow dumber than the actual shit Marvel Studios puts out. How is he still hung up on that dumb interpretation he had for Multiverse of Madness where Dr. Strange is Jesus protecting America (the girl representing the country because Bob doesn't realize it's a name) from an evil Christian MAGA woman? It's one of the most blue drapes nonsense he's come up with in a while and he usually don't drag out his dumb readings of a particular movie this long. Why is he now combing this with "communism=good"?
 
Random MCU / Disney bullshit.

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MGU:
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We are truly in a new age of illiteracy -- and social media is part of the cause.
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Who the fuck is Mark Ruffalo and why is he such a fag?

She-Woke salt:
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Dr. Strange-related bullshit.
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In other words, the fabled Institut für Sexualwissenschaft was run by Nazis.

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Bobby's man-pussy is getting wetter:
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Gina Carano does something she truly believes in. Good for her!
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You can predict Bobby's answer to the following question -- and that doesn't mean you're clairvoyant like Cassandra.
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It finally penetrated Bobby's thick skull that China doesn't like gendermonsters.
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Zaslav kills babies and eat them.
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Hispanix Heritagx Montx
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SnyderCut was a Russian job!!
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No fucking idea; the tweet Bobby answers is gone.
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Bobby is so proud of his review of Amazon's LoTR show he actually made a trailer for it.
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Archive of full video (21 minutes) but I bet you can't play it on-line. Try right click and "save as".


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I don't buy Tolkien's own insistence that LoTR is not a political allegory, but I daresay few will agree with the political interpretations of Bobby and his peers.
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It is heartening that "Marvel film" is now the byword for "high price low grade trash with bad CGI and no vision".
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Looks like Arkle prefers to touch Bobby's pubic hair than grass.


Milla Jovovich lust.
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People who hate Netflix's Resident Evil show -- that is, most people who are not permavirgins -- are racist!.
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How DARE you say that a Black actress is less than supernaturally perfect?
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But see how quickly Bobby folds when a niggress confronts him:
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Still, to give Bobby credit, he recognizes Euphoria for what it is: a show for pedophiles.
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The rumpus seems to be that an actress of the show committed the unspeakable crime of celebrating her mom's birthday.

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How is the MCU "multimedia" in any sense? I mean, yes, they have movies and TV shows but that's about it and they usually write those shows as just longer movies. They haven't really had tie-in comics or anything ever since splitting off from Marvel Entertainment in 2015 and every other Marvel thing is Marvel Entertainment, not Marvel Studios.

I know Bob conflates the 2 companies all the time but still, I don't see how the label applies here.
 
How is the MCU "multimedia" in any sense? I mean, yes, they have movies and TV shows but that's about it and they usually write those shows as just longer movies. They haven't really had tie-in comics or anything ever since splitting off from Marvel Entertainment in 2015 and every other Marvel thing is Marvel Entertainment, not Marvel Studios.

I know Bob conflates the 2 companies all the time but still, I don't see how the label applies here.
It's especially stupid considering how many other companies are actually doing multimedia stuff while Marvel is pretty decidedly not. Lots of normies were complaining because The Avengers and GOTG games didn't have anybody from the movies and were based on the comics versions of characters instead. One of my young cousins was telling another young cousin about how the Marvel animated stuff isn't the same as the "real movies" stuff. It's not even his JOB to know that like it is Bob's!
 
Let's now turn to grownup matters. Turns out I wasn't the only one who hallucinated.
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So you see the MAGA ghouls are simultaneously toothless, uneducated hicks who will be eliminated by tech, and huge moneybags who make seven figures and travel by private jets.

Another victim of collective hallucination is Chris Sununu, who is surprised that some demented old man would speak of unity 2 years ago but call half of America "semi-fascist" now. Also crossover with Chrissy's Angel.
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Thanks you for your racist joke Bobby. Not funny but thank you nonetheless.

More people have now seen that Biden needs a tard-wrangler.
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We are now around 75% of this archive marathon. Allow your steadfast, hard-working archivist a music break would you?



Pedophiles accuses DeSantis of "sexual" metaphor.
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Conservatives are moving out of NY.
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Ted Cruz insults the PhDs of Coffee Studies, not aware that coffee is political
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Bobby knows gender studies -- it's about lesbuns and tall "women".
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If anything Gender Studies is a deterrent of critical thinking.

Free gender studies degrees for everyone! We've got money for that!
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It is hardly reassuring that 5.56% is the "largest single share" of employment of your graduates.


Fox G Green
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Elon Musk
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Terf Island.
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Just imagine the drama.

I don't know what is NAFO (Google says Northwest Atlantic Fisheries Organization), but they sure are compensating for something.
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Bobby expects Finnland to "f--- up the Russians" through dyke-generated power. And to him the only redeeming value of Melania Trump was that she was in some softcore girl-on-girl.
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Stop beating around the bush Bobby; we know you're a closet leatherdaddy.
 
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