Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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We are truly in a new age of illiteracy -- and social media is part of the cause.
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Who the fuck is Mark Ruffalo and why is he such a fag?
Mark Ruffalo is who Kevin Feige chose to replace Edward Norton in the MCU as Bruce Banner/The Hulk. That he's saying such monumentally stupid shit is proof that the vile mental sickness that is Bobism is spreading. Or proving that, as @GuntPunt theorized, Bobism is an ideology that is actively being cultivated and spread by megacorporations on sites like Reddit and Twitter.
Gina Carano does something she truly believes in. Good for her!
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I would pay good money to see Gina Carano drag this fat fuck out of his mom's basement and use her MMA skills to give him the full on Ethan Ralph in Portugal experience.
 
It's especially stupid considering how many other companies are actually doing multimedia stuff while Marvel is pretty decidedly not. Lots of normies were complaining because The Avengers and GOTG games didn't have anybody from the movies and were based on the comics versions of characters instead. One of my young cousins was telling another young cousin about how the Marvel animated stuff isn't the same as the "real movies" stuff. It's not even his JOB to know that like it is Bob's!
Well yeah, it's a common misconception that the two Marvels are one and the same beyond sharing Disney as a parent company. The Avengers game has nothing from the movies because it's a Marvel Entertainment thing like all the other games, cartoons, comics, merch, etc. Marvel Studios doesn't really have ties to the publisher they share a name with besides being where Disney dumped off the rights to all the live action material and anything based on said live action material.

I bring it up a lot that conflating the two is why a lot of things people say about "Marvel" are misinformed. It's also why Bob keeps ending up with egg on his face when he wikis up recent comics to try to "predict" where the MCU is heading when they have little to do with each other, might as well look at a company that produces noodles to figure out the future of a company making cars.
 
Bobby is on the side of Lucas Roberts, a fat tranny who persuades minors to troon out.
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This fat fuck is the new Banana Wu.

Speaking of:
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I love his mixed metaphor: why would anyone need to "quell" what is already "deadening" on its own?

InfraHaz doesn't care about wokeness. He resolves to "mow leftism down".
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Like Haz, Kiwi Farm is slated to go full steam ahead.


All that remain are entertainment-related detritus. Let's start with a crash course in film crit.
Hollywood products are made to perish and everyone who consooms them are cattle. Film critics, please tell me something I don't know.
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Why would anyone wants a sequel to a movie that he doesn't even want to watch? Is this guy braindead or what?

What if Citizen Kane but with some boring dad rock song that belong to the incinerator?
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Citizen Kane: Rosebud, starring Zach "Zinnia Jones the queen of prolapse" Antolek presumably.

More on Linkin Park
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When women celebrate their achievements, they pose in the nude.
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Ozzy Osbourne prefers Terf Island.
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As if one needs proof that rappers are subhuman regardless of race.
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Why are these people so enamored by kitsch? As Bobby says, watch better films!

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Sailor Saban Moon:
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Old B-movies.
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Bollywood CGI masturbation.
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Amazon might soon gain more cultural clout.
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Still, you should spend your JoeBux on Nintendo and MCU!
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One of the fact must be that he used to have dick and balls and people who loved him.

Someone turns Lara Croft into a tranny. Bobby loves that.
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Harley Quinn is going to smash your patriarchy, or whatever. The erstwhile Game Overthinker ruminates on the "aesthetic purpose" of a mallet.
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Bobby longs for an offensive video game that aim at 41-year-old teenagers.
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OK I'm done for now.
 
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Bobby is on the side of Lucas Roberts, a fat tranny who persuades minors to troon out.
Cope and seethe, fat boy. Not only are we still here to detail Keffals and his troon squads' degeneracy, but we're still here to chronicle all of your sub-70 IQ Twitter diarrhea. And there's not a goddamned thing you can do about it.
 
Cope and seethe, fat boy. Not only are we still here to detail Keffals and his troon squads' degeneracy, but we're still here to chronicle all of your sub-70 IQ Twitter diarrhea. And there's goddamned thing you can do about it.
Well, he could stop tweeting it out publicly. In theory.
 
Man, after not seeing Bob's stupidity for a few days and then being drenched with it all at once, I'm starting to think one single change in life would make all the difference. Imagine if Bob ever said:

"You know what? The Mountain Dew chicken turned out like shit. Live and learn."

or

"You guys have ridden my ass a million times about the eugenics thing. I get it; it was dumb."

Would Bob no longer be Bob if he just had the balls to just come clean for one fucking second in his life?
 
Man, after not seeing Bob's stupidity for a few days and then being drenched with it all at once, I'm starting to think one single change in life would make all the difference. Imagine if Bob ever said:

"You know what? The Mountain Dew chicken turned out like shit. Live and learn."

or

"You guys have ridden my ass a million times about the eugenics thing. I get it; it was dumb."
It only takes a troon flag to change his mind.
 
Man, after not seeing Bob's stupidity for a few days and then being drenched with it all at once, I'm starting to think one single change in life would make all the difference. Imagine if Bob ever said:

"You know what? The Mountain Dew chicken turned out like shit. Live and learn."

or

"You guys have ridden my ass a million times about the eugenics thing. I get it; it was dumb."

Would Bob no longer be Bob if he just had the balls to just come clean for one fucking second in his life?
Lolcows would not be lolcows if they ever learned or owned up to their mistakes.
 
Can't keep a good kiwi down. @Positron, thanks for continuing to archive in the downtime. Out of curiosity, how long would you have continued if the site remained down long-term?
I was talking about this with a friend the other day when a fedora-tipper mutual also claimed that Chick-fil-A sucks. In my experience, the only people that actively hate Chick-fil-A are those that believe that it's donating to organizations that want to round up the fags for a gay genocide. Meanwhile, it's clear that the public generally doesn't give a shit, because it's the seventh-largest chain in the US by revenue, despite only having about 2000 locations. As a comparison, their revenue is triple that of Wendy's, despite Wendy's having triple their locations.

So obviously they're doing something right, as evidenced by the gigantic drive-thru lines any time I drive by my local place. It's not just the food, it's the service too; I can't think of a single time that I've gone to one and I didn't have a good experience. Like, Chick-fil-A isn't literal crack in chicken form or anything, I like their sandwiches and nuggets and all, but it's also not literal shit like Bob and other fedoralords like to imply. And knowing how Bob cooks, he'd somehow manage to fuck up putting a pickle on his own damn sammich.

(The correct answer to the question is Subway, of course. The absolute worst of the major sub sandwich chains. Give me Firehouse any day.)
 
The funniest part to me is that Chik-fil-A listened, they stopped donating. But none of these people will let them live it down and are still boycotting and refusing to let them come into town and so on. So the incentive structure made clear for the next protest about whatever is to simply ignore it.
 
Can't keep a good kiwi down. @Positron, thanks for continuing to archive in the downtime. Out of curiosity, how long would you have continued if the site remained down long-term?

I was talking about this with a friend the other day when a fedora-tipper mutual also claimed that Chick-fil-A sucks. In my experience, the only people that actively hate Chick-fil-A are those that believe that it's donating to organizations that want to round up the fags for a gay genocide. Meanwhile, it's clear that the public generally doesn't give a shit, because it's the seventh-largest chain in the US by revenue, despite only having about 2000 locations. As a comparison, their revenue is triple that of Wendy's, despite Wendy's having triple their locations.

So obviously they're doing something right, as evidenced by the gigantic drive-thru lines any time I drive by my local place. It's not just the food, it's the service too; I can't think of a single time that I've gone to one and I didn't have a good experience. Like, Chick-fil-A isn't literal crack in chicken form or anything, I like their sandwiches and nuggets and all, but it's also not literal shit like Bob and other fedoralords like to imply. And knowing how Bob cooks, he'd somehow manage to fuck up putting a pickle on his own damn sammich.

(The correct answer to the question is Subway, of course. The absolute worst of the major sub sandwich chains. Give me Firehouse any day.)
Of course the godless heathen Moviebob would hate the Lord's chicken.


Also, the Ozzy tweet about him wanting to go to the UK so he doesn't check out in the US, the first thing my brain went to was the opening of fucking Skyrim, "A Nord's last thoughts should be of home."

I mean, I don't blame Ozzy, I love America but if you said I was on my last legs, I would at least consider booking a flight back to my home country. I dunno, I'm probably nowhere near as sentimental about my homeland as Ozzy. Granted, from what little I can read of the shared article, its apparently due to gun violence, which statistically Ozzy is at next to no risk of, but whatever.
 
Why would Bob use this joke? Of all jokes, this one? Bob, the joke wasn't that it's lame to sleep in a racing car bed. The joke was that Homer gets to sleep next to his wife.
hilarious given that neither will Bob ever get to sleep next to a wife, nor is his job the equivalent of sleeping next to a wife compared to MauLer's job.
Random MCU / Disney bullshit.

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We are truly in a new age of illiteracy -- and social media is part of the cause.
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Who the fuck is Mark Ruffalo and why is he such a fag?

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Dr. Strange-related bullshit.
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In other words, the fabled Institut für Sexualwissenschaft was run by Nazis.

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Bobby's man-pussy is getting wetter:
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Gina Carano does something she truly believes in. Good for her!
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You can predict Bobby's answer to the following question -- and that doesn't mean you're clairvoyant like Cassandra.
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It finally penetrated Bobby's thick skull that China doesn't like gendermonsters.
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Zaslav kills babies and eat them.
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Hispanix Heritagx Montx
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SnyderCut was a Russian job!!
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No fucking idea; the tweet Bobby answers is gone.
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Bobby is so proud of his review of Amazon's LoTR show he actually made a trailer for it.
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Archive of full video (21 minutes) but I bet you can't play it on-line. Try right click and "save as".
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I don't buy Tolkien's own insistence that LoTR is not a political allegory, but I daresay few will agree with the political interpretations of Bobby and his peers.
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It is heartening that "Marvel film" is now the byword for "high price low grade trash with bad CGI and no vision".
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Looks like Arkle prefers to touch Bobby's pubic hair than grass.


Milla Jovovich lust.
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People who hate Netflix's Resident Evil show -- that is, most people who are not permavirgins -- are racist!.
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How DARE you say that a Black actress is less than supernaturally perfect?
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But see how quickly Bobby folds when a niggress confronts him:
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Still, to give Bobby credit, he recognizes Euphoria for what it is: a show for pedophiles.
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The rumpus seems to be that an actress of the show committed the unspeakable crime of celebrating her mom's birthday.

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"Temporary New Recording Location"
Translation: "I don't want people to figure out this is a different room in my mom's house"
Of course the godless heathen Moviebob would hate the Lord's chicken.


Also, the Ozzy tweet about him wanting to go to the UK so he doesn't check out in the US, the first thing my brain went to was the opening of fucking Skyrim, "A Nord's last thoughts should be of home."

I mean, I don't blame Ozzy, I love America but if you said I was on my last legs, I would at least consider booking a flight back to my home country. I dunno, I'm probably nowhere near as sentimental about my homeland as Ozzy. Granted, from what little I can read of the shared article, its apparently due to gun violence, which statistically Ozzy is at next to no risk of, but whatever.
the absolute fucking irony would be Ozzy moving back to Terf Island, only to be shot in London. (Or stabbed?)
 
But see how quickly Bobby folds when a niggress confronts him:
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This exchange is so telling. A black woman? Disagrees with ME?! The great thinker? I must check her timeline to verify her legitimacy as a black person.

Bob, if you have the time to check the tweets of everyone who dares disagree with you, how the fuck do you expect us to believe you have several lucrative side hustles and aren't fully reliant on your meagre Patreon bucks?

Seeing him flounder around after the Mauler fiasco was beautiful. Dissing a video that gets so many more views than his did despite being nearly 20 times as long. He walked into such a massive self own and refused to back down from it. It's like watching a chimp continually bite an electric fence but going back for more because "this time I'll show it"
 
This exchange is so telling. A black woman? Disagrees with ME?! The great thinker? I must check her timeline to verify her legitimacy as a black person.

Bob, if you have the time to check the tweets of everyone who dares disagree with you, how the fuck do you expect us to believe you have several lucrative side hustles and aren't fully reliant on your meagre Patreon bucks?

Seeing him flounder around after the Mauler fiasco was beautiful. Dissing a video that gets so many more views than his did despite being nearly 20 times as long. He walked into such a massive self own and refused to back down from it. It's like watching a chimp continually bite an electric fence but going back for more because "this time I'll show it"
That's his cope, which he emphatically declares IS NOT a cope, for within the video he made (well one of the ones posted anyway), he sperged on about how he coulda cashed in after the whole Pixels video success of over 1 million views, but didn't. See, he's not that good an "actor" and he was legit angry when he made the Pixels vid. Therefore, since he can't do it, he thinks other people (like MauLer, Nerdrotic, etc.) are just doing a "bit" and cashing in, because that's what people 'want to see'. And yet he criticizes them for doing that - a version of the old artsy fartsy accusation of "selling out" - while he himself has "sold out" by saying shit like "Yeah I KNOW the LoTR lore and canon, I just don't CARE." Which, by the way, Bobby my boy, isn't the pwn you think believe it is. If media filled with Wizards and Dragons and Magic and shit doesn't matter for canon if it doesn't reals, then not only doesn't it matter if there ARE "black dwarfs" (a non-issue for me btw), it ALSO doesn't matter if there AREN'T "black dwarves", BOB. BECAUSE THESE ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. Would Bob insist that a Bollywood fantasy movie cast blacks and whites for "representation" because Blacks and Whites are a minority in India? Probably fucking not! Because Bob is nothing but a hypocrite.

However, Bob has also said he's ALWAYS angry. Can't this dumb motherfucker channel the anger he already feels (at MAGAnaiseghoulen, Drumpf, "Snyderbots", etc.) for select movies? I mean shit, there's gotta be something he can rage at. Hell, he could even rage at the MAGAnaiseghoulen allegedly reviewbombing his favorite precious diverse media.

So in short Bob contradicts himself again, in addition to being the most crayon-eating blue curtain analyzer on YouTube, while I don't believe MauLer and Rags and the gang ever do the blue-curtain analysis bullshit, and plays it up like some virtue-signalling, "Look ma I'm being genuine, authentic, and true to myself!" nonsense.
 
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Can't keep a good kiwi down. @Positron, thanks for continuing to archive in the downtime. Out of curiosity, how long would you have continued if the site remained down long-term?
Ha ha, I have no idea myself. At least a week I guess?

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That's his cope, which he emphatically declares IS NOT a cope, for within the video he made (well one of the ones posted anyway), he sperged on about how he coulda cashed in after the whole Pixels video success of over 1 million views, but didn't. See, he's not that good an "actor" and he was legit angry when he made the Pixels vid. Therefore, since he can't do it, he thinks other people (like MauLer, Nerdrotic, etc.) are just doing a "bit" and cashing in, because that's what people 'want to see'. And yet he criticizes them for doing that - a version of the old artsy fartsy accusation of "selling out" - while he himself has "sold out" by saying shit like "Yeah I KNOW the LoTR lore and canon, I just don't CARE." Which, by the way, Bobby my boy, isn't the pwn you think believe it is. If media filled with Wizards and Dragons and Magic and shit doesn't matter for canon if it doesn't reals, then not only doesn't it matter if there ARE "black dwarfs" (a non-issue for me btw), it ALSO doesn't matter if there AREN'T "black dwarves", BOB. BECAUSE THESE ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. Would Bob insist that a Bollywood fantasy movie cast blacks and whites for "representation" because Blacks and Whites are a minority in India? Probably fucking not! Because Bob is nothing but a hypocrite.

However, Bob has also said he's ALWAYS angry. Can't this dumb motherfucker channel the anger he already feels (at MAGAnaiseghoulen, Drumpf, "Snyderbots", etc.) for select movies? I mean shit, there's gotta be something he can rage at. Hell, he could even rage at the MAGAnaiseghoulen allegedly reviewbombing his favorite precious diverse media.

So in short Bob contradicts himself again, in addition to being the most crayon-eating blue curtain analyzer on YouTube, while I don't believe MauLer and Rags and the gang ever do the blue-curtain analysis bullshit, and plays it up like some virtue-signalling, "Look ma I'm being genuine, authentic, and true to myself!" nonsense.
Bob's hypocrisy is one of his best features as a lolcow. He's the first to laugh when a DC film underperforms, and always gloats about how much money the MCU makes. But as soon as someone tells him how bad his videos do in comparison to people he doesn't like, suddenly "heh, numbers don't matter kiddo". Whatever helps you sleep at night Bobby. Enjoy your racecar bed.
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Bob, you sure spend a lot of time on a platform that doesn't matter. Maybe you should take a break for a while? Go do something productive, you might even meet a woman! And, most importantly, you'll defeat us because we will no longer be able to laugh at you.
 
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