Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Zaryiu2]

Does Bob want fans to hate the new Daredevil show out of spite? He was never a fan of the Netflix iteration of the character, and I'm sure he associates the fanbase with MagaCHUD Mayoghouls because they dared enjoy something with a grittier tone that didn't drown itself in Bathos every five minutes.

Seriously, Bob and his followers (Michael to be specific) have the minds of children. To them, superheroes can't be actual characters unless they're a constantly-quipping Tony Stark knockoff. They flat-out balk at any kind of complexity, as Michael has demonstrated, especially if it helps them to get one over on their sworn enemies. Guess you can't get your dopamine hits when a genre show actually strives for something other than "how can we make this as delightful and wacky and zany as possible?".

I think they don't even have the minds of children's, Kids minds can mature over time and they can understand they are wrong., hell even animals can do that

 

[TowinKarz]

Check the attached image to have a explanation on what I think is going on in his head.
This is why the fatass is miserable most of the time.
His requirement for success/enjoyment are so narrow and high that nothing else but the best can make him happy.
He's beyond spoiled.

Gonna once again bring up my Own Personal Bob (tm) that I've mentioned a lot and say you're dead-on, HE thought the same way... had a set of nigh-impossible standards that meant 99.9% of everything in society was a failure and shit.

Of course, when you critiqued HIS performance on those same standards? Like how he dropped out of college? Or couldn't hold down a job? Oh no, it was excuse after excuse after excuse. The curriculum was unfair, the professors didn't know what they were talking about (lol wut?) he wasn't going to work in any place he wasn't "appreciated" etc etc etc.

I think the point of no return where I realized it wasn't a phase, wasn't something he'd learn to cast off, where I realized he'd be a foot-stomping 5-year-old forever?

That was when I had two tickets to a AA baseball game. Offered to take him along. Drove him there, bought him concessions, our team smacked the hide off the other team, all had a great time, right?

Until I got home, logged on, and found that on his social media of choice at the time - a lengthy diatribe about how the team's mascot (guy in a suit) was stupid and detracted from his ability to enjoy the night... .and as a "paying customer" (with my money) he "deserved better", and he rated the whole thing as "could have been much better".

The man lived in a Hell of his own making because he just wouldn't accept that 88% of a good time wasn't 100%

And so does Bob and all the others who share his miserable pathology of childish self-centeredness and inability to just take not even the "L" but a lowercase "w" too.

 

[Positron]

Not much Bobby content today, and I take the chance to launch the new OP on Prospering Grounds. Please continue to use this thread for discussions until the mod move the new thread to Lolcows proper. The new thread is for the discussion of the OP.

There is not much change since the last version. I added a brief account on Bobby's reaction to #DropKiwiFarms (Section 2A.5) and demoted SJW Daylight Warrior to just another of Bobby's followers, removing any speculation that he might be TeamImpossible.

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White liberals simply cannot abide a black slave who doesn't follow orders. Bobby wants to remind Kayne West who is his golem-master.

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Not surprising at all, considering that Bobby's idea of ambrosia is the following abomination, which looks like a bad case of STD.

Reminder that Bobby also joined the Twitter chorus dismissing some gourmet taco a few days ago.

I know we've gotten hints of Bob's hypocrisy on this sort of stuff before (I seem to recall him being shockingly cool with palmistry)

I can't find anything on his Twitter about palmistry (I'm sure to include it in my OP if I could find it), but Bobby is cool with Astrology because "math is involved".

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

The original Mario Bros arcade game looks like this and I don't think SMB had an arcade version.

SMB actually had an arcade port known as Vs. Super Mario Bros. that was notably more difficult (fewer warp zones and power ups) with some new levels, which were later reused in Super Mario Bros. 2 (JP) AKA the Lost Levels. It was also released as a selectable game, along with several other NES titles, in Nintendo's PlayChoice 10 arcade cabinets.

As an interesting bit of trivia, it's possible to shoot the dog in the Vs. version of Duck Hunt. Son of a bitch had it coming to him.

 

[BubbleButt]

The original Mario Bros arcade game looks like this and I don't think SMB had an arcade version.
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Probably late, but it absolutely does

 

[The Fatriarchy]

SMB actually had an arcade port known as Vs. Super Mario Bros. that was notably more difficult (fewer warp zones and power ups) with some new levels, which were later reused in Super Mario Bros. 2 (JP) AKA the Lost Levels. It was also released as a selectable game, along with several other NES titles, in Nintendo's PlayChoice 10 arcade cabinets.

As an interesting bit of trivia, it's possible to shoot the dog in the Vs. version of Duck Hunt. Son of a bitch had it coming to him.

Regardless, Crispy Rat would've probably never seen one of those machines. He's about as much of an actual Mario fan as Bob is, minus the wikipedia.

 

[Mola Ram]

I can't find anything on his Twitter about palmistry (I'm sure to include it in my OP if I could find it), but Bobby is cool with Astrology because "math is involved".

Found it by looking for one of my own rants on the subject. Typically, you most likely couldn't find it because apparently Bob doesn't know the word. I legitimately forgot how mindbendingly stupid this tweet was.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

... OK. I'm just gonna ignore the first half of that sentence because it hurts to think about the stupid of it.

But if you want to talk about psychology, I want to point out that all of the Sacraments I can think of offhand involve either some sort of public vow (Baptism, Marriage, Holy Orders) or important personal change (Penance, First Communion, Extreme Unction) or both, and those are concepts anthropologists and others have written entire libraries of books on. (I'm sure the one I'm forgetting fits in there too.) Hell, I wonder how many Bob could even name.

 

[Mola Ram]

... OK. I'm just gonna ignore the first half of that sentence because it hurts to think about the stupid of it.

But if you want to talk about psychology, I want to point out that all of the Sacraments I can think of offhand involve either some sort of public vow (Baptism, Marriage, Holy Orders) or important personal change (Penance, First Communion, Extreme Unction) or both, and those are concepts anthropologists and others have written entire libraries of books on. (I'm sure the one I'm forgetting fits in there too.) Hell, I wonder how many Bob could even name.

I pointed out the same thing at the time, that the priest's confessional bears a more than passing resemblance to talk therapy, and it's many centuries old. But Bob was raised Catholic and took seminary level theology courses taught by the finest Jesuits!

I know there's reason to doubt the Jesuit story is true (and the "seminary level" stuff is bullshit in any event), but if Bob did go to a Jesuit high school it'd add further confirmation to my theory that the Jesuits don't produce superior thinkers but are aces at producing people who think they're smarter than everyone else.

 

[Flexo]

I love coming to this thread and seeing what new random fact I'll learn today.

I love that this thread more than many I've visited goes beyond mocking to educating.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I love coming to this thread and seeing what new random fact I'll learn today.

I love that this thread more than many I've visited goes beyond mocking to educating.

That's the thing about Bob. His stupidity is almost unique. It's simultaneously so concentrated it compels people with actual knowledge to comment and so wide-ranging that almost everyone's area of expertise will get hit eventually.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I pointed out the same thing at the time, that the priest's confessional bears a more than passing resemblance to talk therapy, and it's many centuries old. But Bob was raised Catholic and took seminary level theology courses taught by the finest Jesuits!

I know there's reason to doubt the Jesuit story is true (and the "seminary level" stuff is bullshit in any event), but if Bob did go to a Jesuit high school it'd add further confirmation to my theory that the Jesuits don't produce superior thinkers but are aces at producing people who think they're smarter than everyone else.

I love how Bob makes the "seminary-level stuff" claim like he's being given some esoteric knowledge denied the plebs, as if this was Medievel Catholicism where the common man didn't know Latin and only the clergy knew the meanings of the words. Nowadays anyone can google that shit; it's not limited to seminaries.

 

[Flexo]

I love how Bob makes the "seminary-level stuff" claim like he's being given some esoteric knowledge denied the plebs, as if this was Medievel Catholicism where the common man didn't know Latin and only the clergy knew the meanings of the words. Nowadays anyone can google that shit; it's not limited to seminaries.

Or like, official websites explaining everything.

Catholic Online

World's Catholic Library. Find saints, prayers, bible, daily readings, catholic news and everything Catholic.

www.catholic.org

Hell the Pope has a Twitter account.

If there's anything unknown in Catholic or Orthodox circles, it's almost always some ancient writing which just hasn't been translated to modern English (yet).

 

[Jaracainofthewind]

The original Mario Bros arcade game looks like this and I don't think SMB had an arcade version

So, this has been answered, but I wanna say, and I want the record to show that I am the biggest pedantic dork about video games. Just check my profile. But who the fuck cares if Chris Pratt got a detail of a game mixed up. And its a really pointless one too. You stomp Koopas in 99% of Mario games. Its not like he talked about collecting rings or using the Varia suit.

 

[UserAccess]

Found it by looking for one of my own rants on the subject. Typically, you most likely couldn't find it because apparently Bob doesn't know the word. I legitimately forgot how mindbendingly stupid this tweet was.

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Thank you for sharing this. In these trying times when the only forum on the internet that matters was besieged by people so furious at the world that their only recourse is to demolish their own genitals, I'd forgotten how transparent this Northeastern fag really is.

Playing to the Wiccan, Tarot, and Astrology crowd is the thinnest veil masking his intent to slide into DMs that I've ever seen.

Tarot cards and Astrology are neat ways that women convince themselves that their poor life choices aren't their fault. Bob, we see your bitch ass. And if you do actually subscribe to this shit, you're even more of a bitch ass.

Ah. I've missed the Farms so much.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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Thank you for sharing this. In these trying times when the only forum on the internet that matters was besieged by people so furious at the world that their only recourse is to demolish their own genitals, I'd forgotten how transparent this Northeastern fag really is.

Playing to the Wiccan, Tarot, and Astrology crowd is the thinnest veil masking his intent to slide into DMs that I've ever seen.

Tarot cards and Astrology are neat ways that women convince themselves that their poor life choices aren't their fault. Bob, we see your bitch ass. And if you do actually subscribe to this shit, you're even more of a bitch ass.

Ah. I've missed the Farms so much.

Bruh. I'll have you know that Sady is now Jude Doyle and HE does not make poor life choices nosireebob! Sady has a very small thread and is known for such acts as getting into fights with one of the guys from the Cumtown podcast. advertising her Medium blogs as if they actually mean anything, showing off her zipper tits., giving some crying woman a tarot reading at an airport in which the cards said "leave your husband". All that to say that she's even more up his alley than before!

However! As bad as this is, I will assert that him defending some thot because some rando criticized her *drum roll* belief in astrology is worse. He managed to get double the fedora tipping in this little thirst burst and brought up religion when NO ONE even mentioned it. You see it's better because there's actually "math" involved with astrology and sometimes women with fat asses.

In a vain attempt to get everyone off his nuts due to his desire for Germany to invade fucking Poland, Bob has turned to astrology because it's got MATH!

Spoiler: remember when explaining jokes was beneath him?

As I was putting this together this Noah person nuked their account. The account was made just this month, had zero following/followers, and only had one tweet that they sent out that said "new account". I say all this because they were responding to someone initially about how astrology is fake and will only appear once, at the bottom.
This is what Noah was responding to.

https://twitter.com/sick__66/status/1283186500876873729

https://archive.vn/523do

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Interesting fact, Bob follows this thot on both accounts for some reason.

https://twitter.com/sick__66

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Spoiler: maybe this is why

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She was so offended that she clapped back like she claps them thighs. I have no idea what she's replying too, most likely the one Bob responded to.

https://twitter.com/sick__66/status/1283188434451017729

LA DIFÍCIL on Twitter: "Your entire profile was created literally tod…

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Spoiler: A simp after Bob's heart

https://twitter.com/MattssacreTime/status/1283191930273312768

Bava Lamp #BlackLivesMatter on Twitter: "@Noah81571119 @sick__66 2 en…

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Bob sensing some alleged tit ol biddies being accosted, sprung into action!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1283192837190934528

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And someone called him out on this exceptionalism to which Bob defended himself by explaining the joke, something he said wasn't worth his time just yesterday

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1283195047794679810

MovieBob Productions on Twitter: "@owenxgrey Only if you regard that …

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I'm convinced the only reason Bob didn't brush this guy off or openly "mock" him is because owen has pronouns in his bio, is from BAHSTAIN, has a youtube channel, and green screen compositing that rivals that of the Lord of Lynn.

Sadly...for all of Bob's troubles, the "vampire specialist" never responded.

Robert "Fuck your God" Chipman sits in his sub-apartment, stroking his Peach amiibo, reading the true Bible, a Sudoku book from the gas station because it has MATH, singing Judith to himself while waiting for the funny looking but cuteish girl to respond back to him.

tfw you realize that you referenced the great leap forward as something positive and told the entire midwest to fuck off and die and are fat

Double checking on the "Your entire profile was created literally today" tweet still only shows one retweet on it and that retweet is from Bob.

Even after both events, the status of Bob's wiener still remains untouched.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Mountain Dew out of Thor's hammer, this is made for Bob:

 

[A Pale Shadow]

Mountain Dew out of Thor's hammer, this is made for Bob:

Normal blood sugar? Having teeth? What's that?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Mountain Dew out of Thor's hammer, this is made for Bob:

He'd fill it up with some trashy beer and assume that the perplexed looks of people seeing him drink from it is respect.

 

[Ita Mori]

Mountain Dew out of Thor's hammer, this is made for Bob:

I like his positive energy and pep. Too bad he'll be dead in 2 years.