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He's dumber than a box of hair.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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He's dumber than a box of hair.
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How the fuck does your education help you do what you do, Robert? Did it teach you how to paint your wall green for your dreadful greenscreen effects? Or how to fast forward your voice while keeping the pitch the same, so you don't sound like a chipmunk but people don't have time to process the sheer stupidity of your takes? I'm pretty sure a kid in high school could do what you do with the same level of technical skill after tinkering around with recording equipment and editing software for a little bit.
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Bob has not turned his gaze from Twitter at all today. In the past few hours he’s flooded his account with simping and the usual bullshit takes. His complete lack of self-awareness continues unabated:
What’s funny is that nobody is owed respect. But here’s Bob pretending he believes otherwise when his full-time jerb is shitting on strangers on Twitter.
Meanwhile, on his “personal” account:
What’s funny is that nobody is owed respect. But here’s Bob pretending he believes otherwise when his full-time jerb is shitting on strangers on Twitter.
Meanwhile, on his “personal” account:
So he never took a lighting class or any course that would have taught him how to frame a shot? Sounds about right.
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In a vain attempt to get everyone off his nuts due to his desire for Germany to invade fucking Poland, Bob has turned to astrology because it's got MATH!
Robert "Fuck your God" Chipman sits in his sub-apartment, stroking his Peach amiibo, reading the true Bible, a Sudoku book from the gas station because it has MATH, singing Judith to himself while waiting for the funny looking but cuteish girl to respond back to him.
As I was putting this together this Noah person nuked their account. The account was made just this month, had zero following/followers, and only had one tweet that they sent out that said "new account". I say all this because they were responding to someone initially about how astrology is fake and will only appear once, at the bottom.
This is what Noah was responding to.
Interesting fact, Bob follows this thot on both accounts for some reason.
She was so offended that she clapped back like she claps them thighs. I have no idea what she's replying too, most likely the one Bob responded to.
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Bob sensing some alleged tit ol biddies being accosted, sprung into action!
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And someone called him out on this exceptionalism to which Bob defended himself by explaining the joke, something he said wasn't worth his time just yesterday
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I'm convinced the only reason Bob didn't brush this guy off or openly "mock" him is because owen has pronouns in his bio, is from BAHSTAIN, has a youtube channel, and green screen compositing that rivals that of the Lord of Lynn.
Sadly...for all of Bob's troubles, the "vampire specialist" never responded.
This is what Noah was responding to.
Interesting fact, Bob follows this thot on both accounts for some reason.
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And someone called him out on this exceptionalism to which Bob defended himself by explaining the joke, something he said wasn't worth his time just yesterday
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I'm convinced the only reason Bob didn't brush this guy off or openly "mock" him is because owen has pronouns in his bio, is from BAHSTAIN, has a youtube channel, and green screen compositing that rivals that of the Lord of Lynn.
Sadly...for all of Bob's troubles, the "vampire specialist" never responded.
tfw you realize that you referenced the great leap forward as something positive and told the entire midwest to fuck off and die and are fat
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Creepy Uncle Bob makes a boner joke because of two Japanese girls fighting.
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Real classy of him. Male feminism everyone.
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Man, he's been really stepping up the creep factor as of late. It used to just be a joke among us, but now he's fully embracing it.
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Amusing that Bobby just mocked people for letting him live rent-free inside their heads. Now he turns his voluminous, vacuous head into a refugee camp.
Bobby has no interest why people buy into conspiracy theories, because he knows the answer all along: they are stupid and ignorant, ergo evil.
Bobby assumes conspiracy theories are the precinct of white people.
Indeed I don't understand what is Bobby's point.
He argues like a troon, in particular Zack "Zinnia Jones" Antolek and Jonathan "TransEthics" Holliday.
He argues like a retard:
Bobby fucking loves Math:
Doesn't bode well for November does it?...
His "ultraman" can't even last 3 minutes. Live healthy kids: diabetes takes away the fun in life!
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I really do kind of hate that I've become the "bob whisperer" of the board but like Gandalf told Frodo, "we rarely choose our fates."
So @Positron the "malleus maleficarum" was - to sum up - essentially the textbook on witches back during the time period Robert mentioned.
Ric brought up that there were scholarly backing to his points and Bob basically replied with "scholars once believed in witches!" as a way of dismissal. It's basically the equivalent of "anime avatar" for academia.
(I certainly think it is rather humorous for someone who believes in the current trans fad to be mocking past intellectuals for jumping on bandwagons.)
So @Positron the "malleus maleficarum" was - to sum up - essentially the textbook on witches back during the time period Robert mentioned.
Ric brought up that there were scholarly backing to his points and Bob basically replied with "scholars once believed in witches!" as a way of dismissal. It's basically the equivalent of "anime avatar" for academia.
(I certainly think it is rather humorous for someone who believes in the current trans fad to be mocking past intellectuals for jumping on bandwagons.)
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This shit is like the "Science can be a liar sometimes" bit from Its Always Sunny in Philidelphia.
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It is not so much "Science can be a liar" as "Science evolves and the Scientific world-view changes". To Bobby, however, Science is a finished thing, a forgone conclusion, The Second Coming. You either believe or be damned.
But Ric doesn't assume conspiracy is true like medieval scholars think witchcraft is true; Ric merely points out how conspiracy can be studied as a sociological phenomenon just like other forms of group delusions such as transsexualism.
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Even the Gang wouldn't want to hang out with Bob, and they're actively shit people.
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Trying to take an obscure piece of minutiae from 200 years ago and use it as reason to discredit all modern scientific research you don't like is definitely the kind of thing a dumb sitcom character would do.
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Yeah... Bob doesn't understand other people's positions and makes shit arguments.
News at 11.
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Someone should ask Bob why his brother is dressed as The Honkler, a popular alt-right icon.
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Someone should ask Chris why Bob is advocating for international crimes for political reasons.
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Well, Ultraman lasts longer in a three minute fight than Robert has.
Also, as a fan of Ultraman, I want to point out to Robert that the franchise, like Kamen Rider and Super Sentai, has yet to have a actual female, with some occasions before. Also, Japanese studios don’t want to insert pointless woke progressive politics in their shows because the kids don’t give a shit about politics and just want the toys.
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Mocking Bob is clout chasing instead of, well you know, making fun of his dumbass.
Bob, not that it'll matter as you're so full of yourself as seen by your lamenting that no one got the subtle nuances of your "joke" about Germany invading fucking Poland, the reason no one likes you is because of you. You are an unlikable asshole with a confounding, disproportional amount of self worth. To be a friend you must first be a friend. I get the impression that anyone you meet and try to buddy up to can instantly tell that you are disingenuous and bring nothing to the table because, as you've stated before, you are owed friendship. Everyone can see through you, even your weirdo sycophants I believe. They defend you, I imagine, because they're not dumb enough to say the dipshit things you say but really, really want to.
Christopher, baby brother, while being stuck at the drive-in tonight please pass the word on to your big bubba to calm his tits.
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The clap back
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Stagger Lee really is missing out. Such sad. Much disapoint.
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Stagger Lee really is missing out. Such sad. Much disapoint.
Christopher, baby brother, while being stuck at the drive-in tonight please pass the word on to your big bubba to calm his tits.
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You know this kind of joke is OK to make when its just you and your dumb buddies riffing on a show, or on an Internet forum where you can anonymously comment on scenes like this and not have it traced back to your real identity, or on a review show where you can disguise your lesbian fetish with a joke. Your "professional business account" should not be a place where you post poorly choreographed tokusatsu fights that you just finished jerking off to a minute before.
If Bob actually bothered to understand European politics he'd see that people like Andrzej Duda, Viktor Orban, Marine Le Pen, and Geert Wilders are only considered right wing because of their views on immigration and the EU and their domestic platforms have a lot in common with the American left on things like education and welfare. He has no idea what he's babbling about and assumes the whole world has the same mindset as America.
People believe in conspiracy theories because its easier for them to think everything bad that goes on in the world is due to human error at the top and not the world is chaotic where our elites have no clue what is going on and bad things happen because thats the world and it can't be fixed. The same line of thinking could be applied to BLM just as much as 9/11 Truthers or COVID conspiracy theorists; at the end of the day the reason bad things happen is because someone in charge decided so and if we remove these people from power it will automatically solve all our problems.
Science is a Religion to Bob and so many other people, its the absolute end-all be-all to the worlds problems and can never be questioned or challenged. Science to Bob and the people he desperately kisses up to on Twitter is nothing but an instant win cudgel to use against their enemies without understanding what the club they're wielding is made of.
Dennis: Guys I think we need to talk about Bob
Charlie: Who's Bob?
Mac: The fat creepy guy who keeps acting like we're friends and trying to show off his knowledge about comic movies. Yeah we need to kick him out of the bar and I'm just the guy to do it.
Dee: Mac you can't kick Bob out of the bar
Mac: Why not Dee because you're so desperate for a guy to look at you like you're not a crack whore?
Dennis: No because you have no fighting skills and it would take all three of us to boot his ass out. And Dee you don't get a say in this conversation.
Frank: Dee has as much right to this conversation as you Dennis. I say we kill him in a back alley and turn his body into sausage and sell it at $1.99 a pound to the hobos.
Mac: What the hell Frank? We don't want to kill him we just want him to stop annoying us with his stupid reviews on movies.
Dennis: Yeah he has no clue what he's talking about did you hear his take on Lethal Weapon? Missed every point of the movie.
Charlie: I think we should give him a chance have you seen how much beer he drinks in a day? Those cans could fund our bar for the next week we should think of him as like a fat money creating machine.
Frank: For once the illiterate retard has a point. That fat man hunched over his phone in that booth over there is the investment opportunity of a lifetime.
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