Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Bland Crumbs]

Mocking Bob is clout chasing instead of, well you know, making fun of his dumbass.

Spoiler: Could've had it all

The start

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1283009288978432001

MovieBob Productions on Twitter: "@AspieAngie97 I think whatever Engl…

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The clap

https://twitter.com/leslieleeiii/status/1283050797467566080

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The clap back

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1283224704623546371

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Stagger Lee really is missing out. Such sad. Much disapoint.

Bob, not that it'll matter as you're so full of yourself as seen by your lamenting that no one got the subtle nuances of your "joke" about Germany invading fucking Poland, the reason no one likes you is because of you. You are an unlikable asshole with a confounding, disproportional amount of self worth. To be a friend you must first be a friend. I get the impression that anyone you meet and try to buddy up to can instantly tell that you are disingenuous and bring nothing to the table because, as you've stated before, you are owed friendship. Everyone can see through you, even your weirdo sycophants I believe. They defend you, I imagine, because they're not dumb enough to say the dipshit things you say but really, really want to.

Christopher, baby brother, while being stuck at the drive-in tonight please pass the word on to your big bubba to calm his tits.

MoobyBoob is a real deep thinker guys. Someone should sell this asshole a backhoe. First to keep digging this hole deeper and then so his family can carve a grave out because poor cemetery workers should not be asked to dig out a baseball field to bury his fat ass.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Dennis: Guys I think we need to talk about Bob
Charlie: Who's Bob?
Mac: The fat creepy guy who keeps acting like we're friends and trying to show off his knowledge about comic movies. Yeah we need to kick him out of the bar and I'm just the guy to do it.
Dee: Mac you can't kick Bob out of the bar
Mac: Why not Dee because you're so desperate for a guy to look at you like you're not a crack whore?
Dennis: No because you have no fighting skills and it would take all three of us to boot his ass out. And Dee you don't get a say in this conversation.
Frank: Dee has as much right to this conversation as you Dennis. I say we kill him in a back alley and turn his body into sausage and sell it at $1.99 a pound to the hobos.
Mac: What the hell Frank? We don't want to kill him we just want him to stop annoying us with his stupid reviews on movies.
Dennis: Yeah he has no clue what he's talking about did you hear his take on Lethal Weapon? Missed every point of the movie.
Charlie: I think we should give him a chance have you seen how much beer he drinks in a day? Those cans could fund our bar for the next week we should think of him as like a fat money creating machine.
Frank: For once the illiterate retard has a point. That fat man hunched over his phone in that booth over there is the investment opportunity of a lifetime.
Title Card: The Gang gets stuck in a Basement

https://iasip.link/?IlRoZSBHYW5nIGdldHMgc3R1Y2sgaW4gYSBCYXNlbWVudCI=

I wonder if someone can make a full script for this.

 

[John Spetsnaz]

Holy shit guys Bob shit blew up. I've literally been in therapy because of this person this is exciting.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

OMFG Bob is still tweeting at breakneck speed. Does he literally EVER leave his basement?! I know corpses who get more sunlight than this corpulent slug.

My favorite Bob thing is when he tweets shit like “they hate me cuz they ain’t me” and lots of “dunks” with emojis at the end, then inevitably tweets something like this, as he did tonight:



How would he know? By Bob’s own admission he’s been miserable since childhood, to the point where a fictional video game character was (is) his only friend. But how did that happen? After all, Bob is SO NICE.



Creepy Uncle Bob’s hectic sitting on his ass schedule still allows him time for creeping on girls young enough to be his daughter:



Try not to cringe as Bob attempts to get action from a fat drunk like himself:



Bonus: a gem of a tweet from someone who really gets Bob’s sharp intellect and lack of self-pity:

 

[Pol Pots Pooter]

Ric brought up that there were scholarly backing to his points and Bob basically replied with "scholars once believed in witches!" as a way of dismissal. It's basically the equivalent of "anime avatar" for academia.

Wow, Bob just keeps discovering new ways to shoot himself square in the dick doesn't he. The Malleus Malificarum was written by clergy and propagated by the Catholic church for chrissake, to use the word scholar in that context requires a set of quotation marks extensive enough it would take the world's fastest supercomputers decades to encode. Meanwhile the Catholic church was using that very book and ones like it to persecute, imprison, jail, torture, and force recantations of the people doing the actual learning and figuring out how the universe actually works, to suppress knowledge and scientific development except in cases which would bring wealth to the Church.

People at the time knew damn well the Earth was neither flat nor circular, and its circumference had been observed and calculated consistently for over two millennium. The only revolution in the Copernican Revolution, was against the church to stop suppressing knowledge the Ptolemaic model did not function -- hell, Islamic scholars were formulating the laws of planetary motion shortly before the Mongols arrived and fucked everything up.

If anything, Bob's invocation of that damn book proves the point doctrinal zeal is the enemy of learning, progress, and education, but god forbid he be self-aware for just a moment to think that applies to anyone but mayo ghouls.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

If anything, Bob's invocation of that damn book proves the point doctrinal zeal is the enemy of learning, progress, and education, but god forbid he be self-aware for just a moment to think that applies to anyone but mayo ghouls.

To say nothing of the effect of unchecked hatred on learning and progress. Now, you'd think that a someone like Bob who claims to fucking love science and hate stupidity, racism, etc. would be all in favor of studying those things like we do diseases, so that we can better wipe them out. Nope! Actually learning about things like conspiracy theories might require developing a bit more nuance than Bob's normal angry chimp thought process: "THING BAD! SMASH!" (or on a particularly good day, Bob might briefly advance to the level of crude tool use, as in "THING BAD! SMASH WITH ROCK!") Why, you might even be able to conceive of the people you are studying as human beings driven in part by circumstances beyond their control, instead of as mindless subhumans who act out of intrinsic badness. The very idea of this is incomprehensible and terrifying to Bob, as it threatens his ability to hate his enemies.

I seem to recall Bob poo-pooing the idea of bigotry being a mental illness a little while ago, but his own behavior is a point in favor of the idea. This level of hatred has completely shut down his already faltering higher mental processes, and keeps him in a constant state of stress. It's obviously both irrational and quite maladaptive. There needs to be a movement to add pathological hatred to the DSM as "Chipman Syndrome".

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If only Bob wasn’t a pussy who’s afraid of guns, he could have made something of himself as a school shooter. He certainly has the rage — and the wardrobe.

 

[Positron]

I seem to recall Bob poo-pooing the idea of bigotry being a mental illness a little while ago,

He was just following the SJW hivemind: mental illnesses are supposed to be badges of honor, excuses to relief lefties of responsibilities. Righties don't deserve something so cool.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Considering Bob’s certainly massive vitamin D deficiency, morbid obesity and diabetes, there’s a pretty good chance he’ll fucking die if he gets COVID-19. Think we could get him to eat bat soup just to prove he’s not racist (and to try to get into Naomi Wu’s pants)? I have a recipe...

 

[The tired cat]

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Citation needed on all those claims you fat fuck. From what I read, Poland is mostly pulling the same shit as America until the whole thing was legalized or whatever. I ain't saying they're doing the right thing, but they aren't doing the fucked up shit like say..ooo..they do in Iran, Saudia Arabia, Nigeria, Sudan, Yemen.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Citation needed on all those claims you fat fuck. From what I read, Poland is mostly pulling the same shit as America until the whole thing was legalized or whatever. I ain't saying they're doing the right thing, but they aren't doing the fucked up shit like say..ooo..they do in Iran, Saudia Arabia, Nigeria, Sudan, Yemen.

Yeah but Bob has a strict policy: Fuck black and brown people overseas, they deserve what they get from their corrupt governments — it’s white people Bob cares about.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Citation needed on all those claims you fat fuck. From what I read, Poland is mostly pulling the same shit as America until the whole thing was legalized or whatever. I ain't saying they're doing the right thing, but they aren't doing the fucked up shit like say..ooo..they do in Iran, Saudia Arabia, Nigeria, Sudan, Yemen.

Even simpler: when have these twitter histrionics about "muh gay genocide" actually panned out? Because I remember that Bolsonaro was supposed to do this... as was Orban... as was Trump... as was Putin... and so on and so forth into retarded infinity. Like with the climate change thing, how often do they have to be wrong before we just tune the fuck out?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Reminder: Bob is a piece of maggot-ridden shit.



The 1619 Project was thoroughly discredited. It was the shoddy work that people focused on. But for the sake of argument, let’s say 300 million people actively hunted down Ida Wells and tried to murder her. What the fuck does that have to do with Bari Weiss getting mistreated? Absolutely nothing. Bob and this dude are the worst kind of weak, mentally fragile, immature brats. I’m 100% opposed to hitting children but these two need to be sent to a boot camp where they are forced to grow the fuck up and stop acting like wailing titty babies.

 

[Kulee Baba]

One thing I have to give Robert Chipman credit for is that he just uses the mute ability to drown out trolls as opposed to blocks.

https://archive.vn/m9PmJ

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1282867562204864519?s=19

It's obvious that people who don't like you on Twitter get satisfaction in getting blocked. It's such a meaningless jab since you can make infinite anonymous accounts on Twitter.

It's fascinating to me that Bob seems to be one of the only lolcows on Twitter who doesn't regularly block people but just mutes. Sure muting people let's people continue mocking you in replies. But Bob is self aware enough to know that he's been controversial for years now so everyone including his remaining potential viewers will eventually see Chipman mockery.

Bob is a lot of things but at least he knows he can't hide negativity. Every dope who has sent Null a poor excuse for a DMCA could learn this from the guy.

And the people who are cowardly enough to hide critical replies are indeed stupider than Bob. Because when I see that appear on Twitter the first thing I do is unhide comments to see what made them so butthurt.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

One thing I have to give Robert Chipman credit for is that he just uses the mute ability to drown out trolls as opposed to blocks.

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It's obvious that people who don't like you on Twitter get satisfaction in getting blocked. It's such a meaningless jab since you can make infinite anonymous accounts on Twitter.

It's fascinating to me that Bob seems to be one of the only lolcows on Twitter who doesn't regularly block people but just mutes. Sure muting people let's people continue mocking you in replies. But Bob is self aware enough to know that he's been controversial for years now so everyone including his remaining potential viewers will eventually see Chipman mockery.

Bob is a lot of things but at least he knows he can't hide negativity. Every dope who has sent Null a poor excuse for a DMCA could learn this from the guy.

And the people who are cowardly enough to hide critical replies is indeed stupider than Bob. Because when I see that appear on Twitter the first thing I do is unhide comments to see what made them so butthurt.

With all due respect, you’re giving him way too much credit. Bob doesn’t block because he doesn’t want to lose a single person from his follower count. That’s it.

 

[Adamska]

With all due respect, you’re giving him way too much credit. Bob doesn’t block because he doesn’t want to lose a single person from his follower count. That’s it.

No, he's fully capable of blocking you; fatty usually only does it when you hit too close to home to his insecurities though since if it doesn't affect him personally he doesn't care. He'll either just waddle away to let the heat die down, try to pretend he isn't an angry smoothbrain who never grew up by claiming shit was "oUt Of CoNtExT", or whine that you should be on his side if it's just him being dumb. If it isn't one of his insecurities and one of his millions of "hot takes", he won't block you.

His fears of being demonstrably shown he's a moron, a white trash hick with airs, or being an obsolete and unwatched throwback to 2008 usually gets under his skin more. Highlight those, and he'll block you and probably cry to admin too.

 

[John Spetsnaz]

I feel like this is pretty anti-leftist here? Is he ripping the mask off?

 

[Kulee Baba]

I feel like this is pretty anti-leftist here? Is he ripping the mask off?

It's just straight up ignorance. If I showed any of my friends from the Mediterranean comments like this they'd either laugh at it or just scream in anger at the stupidity of it all.

It makes me sad that Jim Crowe South tainted the concept of testing the competency of voters. If you think comments like this make sense you shouldn't be allowed to vote. This is why America's inital first voters were only white male landowners.

Democracy was a mistake. If only we listened to Socrates.

 

[Marche]

One thing I have to give Robert Chipman credit for is that he just uses the mute ability to drown out trolls as opposed to blocks.

No, he blocks people especially if they make fun of his beetus.

 

[Positron]

Bobby has a stalker:


Stanning for Obama:


"Republicans have such funny names!!!! Ha ha ha!!!!"


+ + + +
"Game journalist wanted! $10 per post!"


To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.

I'm a misogynist so my "ultraman" isn't.


Show of hands: who wants to get along with him?



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