Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bobby has a stalker:
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Where did the stalker touch your comment section, Bob?

https://archive.vn/Vi0Wo

This will get people to forget about him wanting Germany to invade fucking Poland. I only half joke about that because it's got 50-50 shot of distracting and/or getting the asspats from the people Bob wants. Though using 2014 tactics in year that is current may not be the best way to go. I doubly like that he doesn't describe anything illegal or dangerous. In fact, the only thing he says about the antics of the "stalker" is:

>named after "units in the Russian armed forces"
>reaches out to Bob's colleagues
>supposedly posts doctored pics of correspondences

@John Spetsnaz, I think Bob is shittily calling you out for your Lindsey Ellis email.

 

[Flexo]

Wow, Bob just keeps discovering new ways to shoot himself square in the dick doesn't he. The Malleus Malificarum was written by clergy and propagated by the Catholic church for chrissake, to use the word scholar in that context requires a set of quotation marks extensive enough it would take the world's fastest supercomputers decades to encode. Meanwhile the Catholic church was using that very book and ones like it to persecute, imprison, jail, torture, and force recantations of the people doing the actual learning and figuring out how the universe actually works, to suppress knowledge and scientific development except in cases which would bring wealth to the Church.

People at the time knew damn well the Earth was neither flat nor circular, and its circumference had been observed and calculated consistently for over two millennium. The only revolution in the Copernican Revolution, was against the church to stop suppressing knowledge the Ptolemaic model did not function -- hell, Islamic scholars were formulating the laws of planetary motion shortly before the Mongols arrived and fucked everything up.

If anything, Bob's invocation of that damn book proves the point doctrinal zeal is the enemy of learning, progress, and education, but god forbid he be self-aware for just a moment to think that applies to anyone but mayo ghouls.

Well.... Yes and no. Your first paragraph is about as informed as Bob and is equal to what he believes. It was a LOT more complicated than that and involves far more of a slap fight in the sciences than it does religion.

https://tofspot.blogspot.com/2013/10/the-great-ptolemaic-smackdown-table-of.html

 

[Meriasek]

>named after "units in the Russian armed forces"
>reaches out to Bob's colleagues
>supposedly posts doctored pics of correspondences

@John Spetsnaz, I think Bob is shittily calling you out for your Lindsey Ellis email.

Haha, oh shit, of course that's the one. And by "I've been shown evidence" he means "I've seen that in my KF thread that I read religiously", because a) everybody knows he reads this (Hi Bob, how are the feet? Still attached? A bit numb, huh?), and b) he doesn't have friends who'd help him.
Now, who's telling the truth, @John Spetsnaz or Kino Roberto?

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Bobby has a stalker:

Haha, if this is actually about the John Spetsnaz email, then this is pure cope. "Lindsay-sama and muh lefty senpais only reject me because these dang dastardly trolls TRICKED them with FABRICATED information!"

 

[Meriasek]

Of course it is, who else would it be?
I mean, would even Bob be stupid enough to create a fake account called "Peter Rosgvardviya" and go harass more of his peers under that name to discredit John Spetsnaz and his correspondence with Lindsay Ellis?


... That's exactly what he did, didn't he?

/edit: Wait, it can't be, because Lindsay is neither a friend, nor a colleague, nor a former coworker
Even though he really wants to believe...
/edit2: Seriously though, the level of cope going on with Bob on this is staggering. He probably leaves this thread as much as he leaves his basement, that is to say, not very fucking much, so I guess he probably hasn't read Tittychink's thread and how she doesn't give a shit about him either, or how it became more obvious that she's kinda sorta a fraud, a front, or at least a shill. But maybe he did read it (he reads this thread, so it came up) and that's why he has been particularly out of it recently.

 

[Mola Ram]

Stanning for Obama:

That grand coalition and new direction Obama built is the same one tearing itself to bloody ribbons in the streets and setting the stage for 1968 Part II: Commie Boogaloo, you realize.

To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.

The knowledge that Bob is a Venture Bros. fan and correctly places it above R&M hurts my poor old soul.

"Republicans have such funny names!!!! Ha ha ha!!!!"

Whatever you may think about Jeff Sessions, the man did more to deliver justice to actual racists when he was a prosecutor than any of Bob's worthless, ranting tweets will ever do in a million years. Fuck you, Bob, you basement dwelling oxygen converter.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

LMFAO He is calling out @John Spetsnaz

Spoiler: they got some spergy history

https://moviebobcentral.com/2018/07/23/on-james-gunn/#comment-88556

https://archive.vn/GIw5R#selection-3597.0-3597.13

In Bob We Trust – SCHLOCKTOBER: “THE SEVENTH CURSE”

Visit the post for more.

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In Bob We Trust – SCHLOCKTOBER: “THE SEVENTH CURSE” – MOVIEBOB CENTRAL

archived 15 Jul 2020 13:20:33 UTC

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https://twitter.com/NoraReed/status/1027047753921126400

more cherries than man on Twitter: "anyway i wanted to give a heads u…

archived 15 Jul 2020 13:22:16 UTC

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Spoiler: looooooooong post

Thread goes quiet for awhile until...

https://twitter.com/NoraReed/status/1164273014587809792

more cherries than man on Twitter: "if you get a message from "John S…

archived 15 Jul 2020 13:29:30 UTC

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no direct indication that this first part is @John Spetsnaz

No idea who this kiwinerd(a) is. It's possible that Nora is dumb and just assumes that they're part of the farms because they've got kiwi in their name.

EDIT:

Spoiler: Moar spergation

One more Bob related thing I found.

Review: THE LEGO NINJAGO MOVIE

Alternate text-version on Geek.com

moviebobcentral.com

https://archive.vn/bClW1#selection-583.0-583.13

An internet search brings up some other finds. I do not know if these are all the same person or if any or all are our @John Spetsnaz. If this is some sort of weirdo copypasta dealio, I've never head of it and I don't get the joke. The bits of writing seem to be similar to me but I am a cyclops chunkhead so what do I know?
Possible youtube

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuZ5qC8fUsR3vcU2oi3RxPA

https://archive.vn/tc7lb

important videos

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

www.youtube.com

https://archive.vn/jdmyn

Possible facebook and if so it looks like John got his dick snipped and is going by Lucy.

https://www.facebook.com/john.spetsnaz.967

https://archive.vn/ZeTCk

Possible medium account

https://medium.com/@cehalsey5

John Spetsnaz – medium

archived 15 Jul 2020 13:43:28 UTC

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The @cehalsey5 only pops up for Medium when doing an google search

Medium responses.

Responses – John Spetsnaz – medium

Responses published by John Spetsnaz on medium.

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Responses – John Spetsnaz – medium

archived 15 Jul 2020 13:43:49 UTC

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Some website called Amara

https://amara.org/en/profiles/profile/oFJKdnanRcgs1avyIrcEWVkHv0jiL_K_Y23WS1ZD-cE/

John Spetsnaz | Amara

archived 15 Jul 2020 14:11:27 UTC

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Sexual Assault of Men Played for Laughs | Amara

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Sexual Assault of Men Played for Laughs | Amara

archived 15 Jul 2020 13:45:56 UTC

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Tedtalk

John Spetsnaz's TED Recommendations

John Spetsnaz uses TED.com to recommend TED talks. Ideas spread because of people.

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John Spetsnaz's TED Recommendations

archived 15 Jul 2020 13:48:59 UTC

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John's only comment

John Spetsnaz's TED Comments

See all John Spetsnaz's comments on TED.com. Ideas spread because of people.

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How I'm fighting bias in algorithms

MIT grad student Joy Buolamwini was working with facial analysis software when she noticed a problem: the software didn't detect her face -- because the people who coded the algorithm hadn't taught it to identify a broad range of skin tones and facial structures. Now she's on a mission to fight...

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Joy Buolamwini: How I'm fighting bias in algorithms | TED Talk

archived 15 Jul 2020 13:48:55 UTC

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John has not liked any talks on Ted.

 

[Bolo]

Haha, if this is actually about the John Spetsnaz email, then this is pure cope. "Lindsay-sama and muh lefty senpais only reject me because these dang dastardly trolls TRICKED them with FABRICATED information!"

Anybody knows if the Lindsay E-mail this John guy got was posted anywhere else besides kiwi?

Because regardless stalker or not, Robert still has to deal with the fact that Ellis doesn't like his fatass. And he lurks here, but we already knew that.

 

[Meriasek]

The question is, how much of a sped is John Spetsnaz actually (more liek John Spedsnuts lol amirite), and did he go through the trouble of faking the email to take a photo of it with his camera, or is the email actually real?
Because let's be honest here, the Internet is full of lies, and while I would to love that Lindsay Ellis would call him Film Robert and disavow him, a screenshot is still just a screenshot.

 

[Mola Ram]

The question is, how much of a sped is John Spetsnaz actually (more liek John Spedsnuts lol amirite), and did he go through the trouble of faking the email to take a photo of it with his camera, or is the email actually real?
Because let's be honest here, the Internet is full of lies, and while I would to love that Lindsay Ellis would call him Film Robert and disavow him, a screenshot is still just a screenshot.

Also, if those suicide DMs are real, I'm not sure we can take this guy seriously about anything he says. Gaze too long into the lolcow, and you become lolcow, I guess.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Anybody knows if the Lindsay E-mail this John guy got was posted anywhere else besides kiwi?

Because regardless stalker or not, Robert still has to deal with the fact that Ellis doesn't like his fatass. And he lurks here, but we already knew that.

I've not seen it anywhere before it was posted here. I'm trying to confirm based on the email that was sent to that Nora person where she included it in the pic, chcrumiii@gmail.com. I'm not seeing it pop anywhere else. The email kinda matches up to what John redacted and google doesn't immediately say the account doesn't exist. Weirdly enough, I can find only find a two different instances, depending on what search engine I use, that shows the email. Both of which are shady and I get warning messages saying "turn away". I did manage to get an archive of it. It's just a list of email addresses, for what I'm not sure.

https://archive.vn/QRuvP

I'm willing to believe that the email is real and Lindsey just didn't know to ignore him. I'm also willing to believe @John Spetsnaz is a total spaz.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I've not seen it anywhere before it was posted here. I'm trying to confirm based on the email that was sent to that Nora person where she included it in the pic, chcrumiii@gmail.com. I'm not seeing it pop anywhere else. The email kinda matches up to what John redacted and google doesn't immediately say the account doesn't exist. Weirdly enough, I can find only find a two different instances, depending on what search engine I use, that shows the email. Both of which are shady and I get warning messages saying "turn away". I did manage to get an archive of it. It's just a list of email addresses, for what I'm not sure.

https://archive.vn/QRuvP

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I'm willing to believe that the email is real and Lindsey just didn't know to ignore him. I'm also willing to believe @John Spetsnaz is a total spaz.

Total aside: Lindsey looks like she is perpetually taking a shit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

How is it “stalking” to email Lindsay and ask her if she has a take on Bob? That’s the kind of shit Bob’s beloved corporate media reporters do all day.

 

[Mr. Duck]

Where is the Lindsay email?, i can't find it on her thread.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Where is the Lindsay email?, i can't find it on her thread.

It’s not in her thread, it’s here in the Bob thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-6867937

 

[The Nothingness]

"Republicans have such funny names!!!! Ha ha ha!!!!"

A Democrat by the name of Pete Buttigieg (pronounced "Boot-edge-edge") ran for president. Pot meet kettle, Bob.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Where is the Lindsay email?, i can't find it on her thread.

It's only on this thread.

Hey lads not really a regular here, not even really that much of a fan of this place, BUT I hate moving picture robertson so I thought I'd share this. Reached out to Lindsay Ellis with some of his tweets, and got this email in response, it seems all the speculation is correct and she doesn't seem to like the dude at all, even professionally as "colleagues". Feel free to think its fake but I assure you its real.

How is it “stalking” to email Lindsay and ask her if she has a take on Bob? That’s the kind of shit Bob’s beloved corporate media reporters do all day.

It's stalking because everything done against Bob is some sort of violence and he is always the victim, even when he says that Germany should invade fucking Poland.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob takes the brave position that if a white man is forced to confront the consequences of stanning for Jew haters, the Jewess should STFU and take her punishment:



Bob “Jameela Jamil is so hot when she’s signal boosting Farrakhan” Chipman actually hates antisemitism, y’all:

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob takes the brave position that if a white man is forced to confront the consequences of stanning for Jew haters, the Jewess should STFU and take her punishment:

Very brave, Arthur. Even braver for retweeting, Robert. Now do Andy Ngo.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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