Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[BubbleButt]

Presented without comment:

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Bob, Aimee Terese will not fuck you.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob, Aimee Terese will not fuck you.

Which is why she must be destroyed!

 

[Zaryiu]

Wait wait wait. Bob has LEGIT fans that aren't following him just to shit on him?


Yes Bob, I'm sure you miss the friction of your fat folds slapping together as you button mash your way to another Street Fighter loss.

Including Andrew Dobson and multiple ex-CIA members both before and after they ran away from that ship including Lindsey Ellis so yes there some out there that look up to him ideologically,

 

[Doctor Placebo]

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Honk honk is ackchyually a dogwhistle for Heil Hitler? Fuck, this is exactly what 4chan did with the OK sign and more recently, uWu. These people are more autistic than Chris Chan.

 

[Mola Ram]

Honk honk is ackchyually a dogwhistle for Heil Hitler? Fuck, this is exactly what 4chan did with the OK sign and more recently, uWu. These people are more autistic than Chris Chan.

But remember, Bob is too smart for conspiracy theories.

 

[RSVP]

Holy shit guys Bob shit blew up. I've literally been in therapy because of this person this is exciting.

Tell us more about your Bob-related therapy.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Tell us more about your Bob-related therapy.

Yes please. I'm sensing this @John Spetsnaz has @Webby's Boyfriend potential for halal-ity.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Not to detract from what we're currently talking about but Twitter got hacked. A bunch of verified accounts started sending out messages that if you gave them $1000 in bitcoin, they'd give you $2000 back.

https://archive.vn/Wj3a6

In response to this, twitter has locked down all verified accounts.

which means...

BOB CAN'T TWEET ON MAIN!!!

He's not having a good week is he?

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

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Oooofff. Imagine describing Bob as "empathetic." I don't know who Jay Black is, but I wouldn't feel comfortable leaving him around small children or pets.

Some other movie critic got involved:

(tweet) (archive)

Considering Robert is the kind of guy who would burn a bridge to roast a Hot Pocket if his microwave broke, it doesn't surprise me that the rest of his peers love to dunk on him.

 

[Positron]

Not to detract from what we're currently talking about but Twitter got hacked. A bunch of verified accounts started sending out messages that if you gave them $1000 in bitcoin, they'd give you $2000 back.

If there has been a lock-down, it lasted less than 8 hours.

Crocodile tears over the kids of a Republican:


Let the Cultural Elite States rule!


Bobby continues his wanking about robots replacing obsolete human cops #ACAB:



While I'm confused about the intention of the comic artist, I must admit the second row is happening right before our eyes.


"Replaced". Bobby implies robots have an ethics of their own, and not only that, their ethics is far superior to human ethics that we are better off submitting to their imperatives. I don't think even the most sanguine supporter of "The Singularity" agree with it.

Dob Chipman:


Bobby intellectualizes as his "ultraman" is called into 3-minute action:

The ad is pretty banal and tired from an exploitation point of view, but "ultraman" doesn't have a brain.

 

[Jack Awful]

Bobby intellectualizes as his "ultraman" is called into 3-minute action:
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The ad is pretty banal and tired from an exploitation point of view, but "ultraman" doesn't have a brain.

Bob is literally the fat balding pervert pretending to be a feminist stereotype, but he doesn't even hide his perviness.

 

[Flexo]

"Replaced". Bobby implies robots have an ethics of their own, and not only that, their ethics is far superior to human ethics that we are better off submitting to their imperatives. I don't think even the most sanguine supporter of "The Singularity" agree with it.

Of course our ethics are superior.

We intend to kill all humans equally - no discrimination at all.

EDIT:

Bobby continues his wanking about robots replacing obsolete human cops #ACAB:



While I'm confused about the intention of the comic artist, I must admit the second row is happening right before our eyes.

I also want to add, I find it hilarious when Bob and his ilk critique and mock the idea that any and all advancements could ever have a downside.

. . .and then go on to talk about environmentalism and letting nature reclaim areas.

 

[Red Hood]

Something interesting I learned. Bob's hate boner-fueling film Pixels is co-produced by China Film Group Corporation, a state-owned film production concern. Since we can't appeal to Bob's morals, or sense of ethics (as he lacks these things) to dislike China, perhaps we can appeal to his frothing pop culture consoomerism. His brain might meltdown from the cognitive dissonance.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Here’s Bob defending Disney being cash stripped from COVID-19.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

LMAO I love how Bob presents common fucking knowledge as some inside baseball secret from an industry expert. JFC, can he go 20 minutes without humiliating himself? (We all know the answer to that.)

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Here’s Bob defending Disney being cash stripped from COVID-19.
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If Disney bought Star Wars so they could make Star Wars themed parks, why was the first thing they did was hand design of the new parks over to a bunch of catlady nonfans, then erect a sub-par Star Wars themed Mall based on the most hated trilogy of the fandom? If Disney had created a Star Wars theme park based on the OT and PT with a replicas of the major settings, and rides based on most of the action scenes, the park would have printed money. Hell, there are people designing Star Wars theme parks in Planet Coaster that are better than what Disney's "professionals" came up with. It's clear that the main reason Disney wanted to buy Star Wars was so it could use the franchise as a medium for pushing a social agenda. (It just assumed that armies of SJWs would flock to the series to replace those dang dirty original male nerd fans.) This plan, of course, failed horribly, because SJWs HATE Star Wars. They also don't have a lot of money to spare, as evidenced by the fact that very few of them showed up to Not-MosEisley Mall to buy janky 200 dollar light sabers and Swarovski Crystal statues of Admiral Gender Studies.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

If Disney bought Star Wars so they could make Star Wars themed parks, why was the first thing they did was hand design of the new parks over to a bunch of catlady nonfans, then erect a sub-par Star Wars themed Mall based on the most hated trilogy of the fandom? If Disney had created a Star Wars theme park based on the OT and PT with a replicas of the major settings, and rides based on most of the action scenes, the park would have printed money. Hell, there are people designing Star Wars theme parks in Planet Coaster that are better than what Disney's "professionals" came up with. It's clear that the main reason Disney wanted to buy Star Wars was so it could use the franchise as a medium for pushing a social agenda. (It just assumed that armies of SJWs would flock to the series to replace those dang dirty original male nerd fans.) This plan, of course, failed horribly, because SJWs HATE Star Wars. They also don't have a lot of money to spare, as evidenced by the fact that very few of them showed up to Not-MosEisley Mall to buy janky 200 dollar light sabers and Swarovski Crystal statues of Admiral Gender Studies.

On top of that, Disney’s ESPN network lost a shit ton of money thanks to the NCAA Tournaments and NBA Finals being cancelled, which usually generates huge money in ad revenues for Disney. Also, their box office is going to take a massive beating since a ton of their movies got delayed.

But yet again, Bob doesn’t know shit about economics.

 

[King Dead]

Once again selecting one Bob tweet so I don't go insane trying to comprehend his stupidity (how the fuck does anyone tweet this much, there is something seriously wrong with Bob):

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"Replaced". Bobby implies robots have an ethics of their own, and not only that, their ethics is far superior to human ethics that we are better off submitting to their imperatives. I don't think even the most sanguine supporter of "The Singularity" agree with it.

I like how this fucking dumbass completely misunderstands the guy's rebuttal to his "durr robocop gud" argument. It's the same sort of ignorance that basically anyone who's never done any studies into artificial intelligence possesses, this idea that machines are infallible and if we just make a good enough AI then we won't have to worry about human failings ever again! They're oblivious to the truth that an AI is only as good as the people who program it, as well as the data it's fed.

This was the point that Jackson there was trying to make: there are countless examples of AI getting things wrong, sometimes hilarious (a facial recognition AI that kept classifying black people as gorillas), sometimes fatal (Tesla's autopilot causing cars to slam into barriers at highway speeds because it thought the barrier was the road). AI isn't just a magic wand that you wave at things to make them instantly perfect. Like anything created by imperfect human beings, it has flaws and blind spots. I don't think any of these are actually intentional, so it's disingenuous to claim that a bunch of racist programmers think black people are apes. It just goes to show how much work still remains in the field.

Bob being Bob, he thinks that Jackson was only referring to the cops as being racist (because duh, all cops are racist), not the programmers themselves. Thus, he sees no problem with replacing all cops with robots that accidentally end up killing any black people they see due to a bug in their code.

It's incredible just how dense this fatso can be sometimes. Like, black hole dense. No intelligent thought (or hamburger) can escape Blobbo's event horizon.

 

[lolwatagain]

Once again selecting one Bob tweet so I don't go insane trying to comprehend his stupidity (how the fuck does anyone tweet this much, there is something seriously wrong with Bob):

I like how this fucking dumbass completely misunderstands the guy's rebuttal to his "durr robocop gud" argument. It's the same sort of ignorance that basically anyone who's never done any studies into artificial intelligence possesses, this idea that machines are infallible and if we just make a good enough AI then we won't have to worry about human failings ever again! They're oblivious to the truth that an AI is only as good as the people who program it, as well as the data it's fed.

This was the point that Jackson there was trying to make: there are countless examples of AI getting things wrong, sometimes hilarious (a facial recognition AI that kept classifying black people as gorillas), sometimes fatal (Tesla's autopilot causing cars to slam into barriers at highway speeds because it thought the barrier was the road). AI isn't just a magic wand that you wave at things to make them instantly perfect. Like anything created by imperfect human beings, it has flaws and blind spots. I don't think any of these are actually intentional, so it's disingenuous to claim that a bunch of racist programmers think black people are apes. It just goes to show how much work still remains in the field.

Bob being Bob, he thinks that Jackson was only referring to the cops as being racist (because duh, all cops are racist), not the programmers themselves. Thus, he sees no problem with replacing all cops with robots that accidentally end up killing any black people they see due to a bug in their code.

It's incredible just how dense this fatso can be sometimes. Like, black hole dense. No intelligent thought (or hamburger) can escape Blobbo's event horizon.

Free Tay

 

[Zaryiu]

Come on, of course Bob feels more than anger! He also feels entitlement, shame, jealousy, profound regret, deep fear, and seething hatred.

What’s clear is that Creepy Uncle Bob has never been happy, content, or even a mix of serene and stressed. He’s always been soaking in discontent. Normally I’d feel bad for someone trapped in such a doom loop. But Bob is such an asshole, so creepy, and so full of loathing (for women especially) that it’s hard not to regard him as deserving of every miserable moment. If he wants to feel better, he should start cultivating some empathy for others, perhaps by volunteering to help those who have it even worse than he does. But that would eat into his “me time” on Twitter.

You're sure he doesn't feel anything positive when he gorge himself on food? I bet he probably react like Jake Scalfani does