Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

You're sure he doesn't feel anything positive when he gorge himself on food? I bet he probably react like Jake Scalfani does

I’m sure he experiences a temporary soothing laced with excitement about whatever he’s going to eat next. But the comedown from transient pleasures is pretty fucking brutal when you realize your only relief from reality was brief and brought about by an act of self-harm.

Bob is slowly killing himself and calls it a good time. Yet he still persists in his claims that his critics “hate me cuz they ain’t me.” I suspect Bob knows full well that this is untrue, but is such a shitty strategist that he believes it covers up his crippling insecurity and desire to be admired. He fools no one but himself.

 

[Ravana]

I wonder how butthurt Robert is that nobody bothered to hack his account

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wonder how butthurt Robert is that nobody bothered to hack his account

He knows his followers are as poor as he is. No way they’d send him any BTC. (Has Mr. Superior Future even mentioned crypto? I assume he’d be ride or die for fiat currency.)

 

[Adamska]

I wonder how butthurt Robert is that nobody bothered to hack his account

He's most likely happy because he now has no worries about being able to scream and tard on for attention and thinking he's totally right in the process.

 

[Positron]

Another loser bullied into video games journalism posts a picture of Bobby in the wild:

In a freakish coincidence Bobby wants a bear like that.

"I NEVER USED THE WORD 'INVASION' WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB@@@@@@@"


Predictably he got flak for drooling over pixelated ass:


His interlocutor invoked St. Anita. Bobby has not responded so far.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Low effort meme:

 

[Marissa Moira]

Presented without comment:

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Are No Honk Zones going to become real?

 

[Mola Ram]

If Disney bought Star Wars so they could make Star Wars themed parks, why was the first thing they did was hand design of the new parks over to a bunch of catlady nonfans, then erect a sub-par Star Wars themed Mall based on the most hated trilogy of the fandom? If Disney had created a Star Wars theme park based on the OT and PT with a replicas of the major settings, and rides based on most of the action scenes, the park would have printed money. Hell, there are people designing Star Wars theme parks in Planet Coaster that are better than what Disney's "professionals" came up with. It's clear that the main reason Disney wanted to buy Star Wars was so it could use the franchise as a medium for pushing a social agenda. (It just assumed that armies of SJWs would flock to the series to replace those dang dirty original male nerd fans.) This plan, of course, failed horribly, because SJWs HATE Star Wars. They also don't have a lot of money to spare, as evidenced by the fact that very few of them showed up to Not-MosEisley Mall to buy janky 200 dollar light sabers and Swarovski Crystal statues of Admiral Gender Studies.

Say what you will about the flaws of the prequel trilogy, but Disney's failure to build a ride based on the pod race or the Coruscant skycar chase is criminal mismanagement.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Say what you will about the flaws of the prequel trilogy, but Disney's failure to build a ride based on the pod race or the Coruscant skycar chase is criminal mismanagement.

No we need Vi Moradi running around like a spaz to appeal to race obsessed weirdos on Twitter.

 

[Flexo]

If Disney bought Star Wars so they could make Star Wars themed parks, why was the first thing they did was hand design of the new parks over to a bunch of catlady nonfans, then erect a sub-par Star Wars themed Mall based on the most hated trilogy of the fandom? If Disney had created a Star Wars theme park based on the OT and PT with a replicas of the major settings, and rides based on most of the action scenes, the park would have printed money. Hell, there are people designing Star Wars theme parks in Planet Coaster that are better than what Disney's "professionals" came up with. It's clear that the main reason Disney wanted to buy Star Wars was so it could use the franchise as a medium for pushing a social agenda. (It just assumed that armies of SJWs would flock to the series to replace those dang dirty original male nerd fans.) This plan, of course, failed horribly, because SJWs HATE Star Wars. They also don't have a lot of money to spare, as evidenced by the fact that very few of them showed up to Not-MosEisley Mall to buy janky 200 dollar light sabers and Swarovski Crystal statues of Admiral Gender Studies.

Bob's not wrong this time. Don't underestimate how idiotic a toxic corporate culture can be.

I won't derail this thread with much autistic sperging but it's not wise to compare in hindsight actioons which had to be undertaken months in advance.

 

[Flexo]

Once again selecting one Bob tweet so I don't go insane trying to comprehend his stupidity (how the fuck does anyone tweet this much, there is something seriously wrong with Bob):

I like how this fucking dumbass completely misunderstands the guy's rebuttal to his "durr robocop gud" argument. It's the same sort of ignorance that basically anyone who's never done any studies into artificial intelligence possesses, this idea that machines are infallible and if we just make a good enough AI then we won't have to worry about human failings ever again! They're oblivious to the truth that an AI is only as good as the people who program it, as well as the data it's fed.

This was the point that Jackson there was trying to make: there are countless examples of AI getting things wrong, sometimes hilarious (a facial recognition AI that kept classifying black people as gorillas), sometimes fatal (Tesla's autopilot causing cars to slam into barriers at highway speeds because it thought the barrier was the road). AI isn't just a magic wand that you wave at things to make them instantly perfect. Like anything created by imperfect human beings, it has flaws and blind spots. I don't think any of these are actually intentional, so it's disingenuous to claim that a bunch of racist programmers think black people are apes. It just goes to show how much work still remains in the field.

Bob being Bob, he thinks that Jackson was only referring to the cops as being racist (because duh, all cops are racist), not the programmers themselves. Thus, he sees no problem with replacing all cops with robots that accidentally end up killing any black people they see due to a bug in their code.

It's incredible just how dense this fatso can be sometimes. Like, black hole dense. No intelligent thought (or hamburger) can escape Blobbo's event horizon.

Never mind that this WAS LITERALLY A SCENE IN ROBOCOP.

Bobby really has no excuse.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

No we need Vi Moradi running around like a spaz to appeal to race obsessed weirdos on Twitter.View attachment 1451797

Yes, wear a safety orange jacket with the symbol of the rebellion. That’ll make you inconspicuous!

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob's favorite movie being Robocop and him thinking the lesson was "all cops should be robots" is like if your favorite movie was Requiem for a Dream and the message you took away from it was "drug use is a good idea and improves your life!"

 

[Dumb beast]

Dob Chipman:
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I love that cartoon for children, and is such a pointless reveal, everyone who saw it knew Velma had a crush on a girl, whether she was Bi or Gay changes absolutely nothing for the plot. Absolutely seeking asspats.
Also, "Every Scooby-Doo iteration"?
Why do these bitches keep pretending to know about shit they obviously haven't seen?
I haven't seen everything Scooby related and even I know Velma has had several crushes on different men.
I know is such a small thing to focus on but that's just it, is so easy to not be wrong about it.
Edit: You gotta love the misleading headline, "Scooby-Doo's Velma is gay says Mystery Incorporated Staff" instead of the more correct "Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated's Velma is gay according to staff".

 

[Mola Ram]

I love that cartoon for children, and is such a pointless reveal, everyone who saw it knew Velma had a crush on a girl, whether she was Bi or Gay changes absolutely nothing for the plot. Absolutely seeking asspats.
Also, "Every Scooby-Doo iteration"?
Why do these bitches keep pretending to know about shit they obviously haven't seen?
I haven't seen everything Scooby related and even I know Velma has had several crushes on different men.

Venture Bros. already handled this in a way far funnier than Bob could be on his best day. Being a Venture fan, you think he'd know that.

First, there was the episode where the Scooby gang was reimagined as a bunch of 1960s-70s whackjobs.

That's Valerie "SCUM Manifesto" Solanas, the loon who shot Andy Warhol and wanted all men to be culled. I think at one point in the episode she simply gropes "Daphne."

Second, there was this exchange between Dr. Venture and Action Johnny (it's over by the 10 second mark, but the whole clip is amusing):

It's a dead joke, the producers should be ashamed for thinking this is anything but desperate and obvious pandering, and Bob is the sort of braindead consoomer such pandering works on.

 

[Dumb beast]

Venture Bros. already handled this in a way far funnier than Bob could be on his best day. Being a Venture fan, you think he'd know that.

It doesn't really matter what Bob claims to be a fan of.
As it was put before:

Bob's favorite movie being Robocop and him thinking the lesson was "all cops should be robots" is like if your favorite movie was Requiem for a Dream and the message you took away from it was "drug use is a good idea and improves your life!"

All Bob is fan of is the smell of his own farts and confirmation bias. The guy could watch the Chernobyl TV miniseries and come up with "The bad guy was middle America".

 

[Mola Ram]

All Bob is fan of is the smell of his own farts and confirmation bias. The guy could watch the Chernobyl TV miniseries and come up with "The bad guy was middle America".

Heck, the Chernobyl writer himself claimed it was a metaphor for Donald Trump's dishonesty, and not really at all about the grossly corrupt and incompetent Communist government that precipitated the crisis. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

 

[Dumb beast]

Heck, the Chernobyl writer himself claimed it was a metaphor for Donald Trump's dishonesty, and not really at all about the grossly corrupt and incompetent Communist government that precipitated the crisis. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Now, Bob, when you read this, remember, this is how "Death of the author" actually works.
I loved his job, but I don't agree with his interpretation. But I'm not cancelling the author because I don't agree with him.

 

[Red Hood]

Venture Bros. already handled this in a way far funnier than Bob could be on his best day. Being a Venture fan, you think he'd know that.

First, there was the episode where the Scooby gang was reimagined as a bunch of 1960s-70s whackjobs.

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That's Valerie "SCUM Manifesto" Solanas, the loon who shot Andy Warhol and wanted all men to be culled. I think at one point in the episode she simply gropes "Daphne."

Second, there was this exchange between Dr. Venture and Action Johnny (it's over by the 10 second mark, but the whole clip is amusing):

It's a dead joke, the producers should be ashamed for thinking this is anything but desperate and obvious pandering, and Bob is the sort of braindead consoomer such pandering works on.

I mean I can remember a Newgrounds cartoon from like 2002 that hit on the "Velma is a lesbian" meme. It's older than dirt.

 

[Mola Ram]

I mean I can remember a Newgrounds cartoon from like 2002 that hit on the "Velma is a lesbian" meme. It's older than dirt.

The Groovy Gang episode of Venture Bros. is from the second season, so 2004-2005, something like that. And it was hardly original even at the time (though recasting her as Solanas sure was).