Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[clowney]

Is the plot really that? How do you know the sexuality of dinosaurs Bob?

I don't think so. Maybe the fact that they're all female mean they're all lesbians in his mind. Also even if they were it would be a PART of the plot, not the whole plot. Bob really needs to start learning what the words he types mean.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I don't think so. Maybe the fact that they're all female mean they're all lesbians in his mind. Also even if they were it would be a PART of the plot, not the whole plot. Bob really needs to start learning what the words he types mean.

Last time I watched Jurassic Park, I didn't see T-Rexes scissoring each other.

 

[The Mountain]

Did he skim over the part where the dinosaurs weren't having homosexual sex and somehow still having eggs? The plot point was that frog DNA used to fill the gaps gave them the ability to change their sex in the absence of one or the other.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Bob appears to be having a "Dobson Moment": Creepy reaction to something lesbian-related.

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Bob, the typing with full stops for emphasis only works when it's a short phrase. Otherwise you just sound like the sloths from Zootopia.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Bob, the typing with full stops for emphasis only works when it's a short phrase. Otherwise you just sound like the sloths from Zootopia.

Well Bob as a sloth would be fitting....

 

[SuperSheep]

Did he skim over the part where the dinosaurs weren't having homosexual sex and somehow still having eggs? The plot point was that frog DNA used to fill the gaps gave them the ability to change their sex in the absence of one or the other.

He used the term "female-born" in this case. Though the closest human analogy would be that through convoluted science, the female dinosaurs are having sex with fertile female-to-male transsexuals.

 

[*Asterisk*]

He used the term "female-born" in this case. Though the closest human analogy would be that through convoluted science, the female dinosaurs are having sex with fertile female-to-male transsexuals.

But they aren't even in transition anymore. That shit's metamorphosis.

 

[Lord of Cinder]

Bob appears to be having a "Dobson Moment": Creepy reaction to something lesbian-related.

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That somehow even creepier then this Dinosaur Yuri I read awhile back.

http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/the_young_maiden_in_love_is_a_carnivore#1

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob Chipman, the only liberal in existence who hates Edward Snowden:

 

[*Asterisk*]

Bob Chipman, the only liberal in existence who hates Edward Snowden:

Lots of people of all kinds hate Edward Snowden.

Bob Chipman's special in that he hates Snowden purely because he's an unthinking Hillbot who believes any attack on that cold, selfish harpy is an attack on all women everywhere.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Lots of people of all kinds hate Edward Snowden.

Bob Chipman's special in that he hates Snowden purely because he's an unthinking Hillbot who believes any attack on that cold, selfish harpy is an attack on all women everywhere.

So, Ghostbusters defender logic then?

 

[AnOminous]

Why. The. Fuck. Is. He. Typing. Like. This.
Also who the fuck cares? besides Bob They're fucking dinosaurs. Unless he's advocating for same-sex rights for dinosaurs, who cares about what animals are doing.

He should look into Chuck Tingle's raptor buttsex porn if he's into that kind of stuff.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Bob appears to be having a "Dobson Moment": Creepy reaction to something lesbian-related.

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So. Does. This. Mean. Bob's. A. Furry/Scaley?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

So. Does. This. Mean. Bob's. A. Furry/Scaley?

He's fat enough

 

[Hellsperger]

Bob appears to be having a "Dobson Moment": Creepy reaction to something lesbian-related.

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You guys did see the post that Bob's statement was a response to, right?

 

[Ntwadumela]

You guys did see the post that Bob's statement was a response to, right?

Yeah, we did. His response was filled with so much autism we got distracted.

 

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So. Does. This. Mean. Bob's. A. Furry/Scaley?

Outwardly, Bob wants to believe he is a plucky plumber and protecting the princesses from the big scary turtle dude.

Inwardly, Chippy just wants to be Bowser and give Peach, Rosalina, and Daisy a ride on his turtle dick.

 

[Super Collie]

Bob appears to be having a "Dobson Moment": Creepy reaction to something lesbian-related.

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Wrong again, Bob. The Velociraptors were able to reproduce due to parthogenesis, or the ability to lay fertilized eggs without mating. In reptiles, hatchlings are 100% male due to how sex is determined with reptilian species. The phenomenon is very rare, but has most commonly occurred and been observed with Komodo dragons in captivity.

In other words, the dinosaurs aren't having lesbian sex you fucking idiot.

 

[Splendid]

Wrong again, Bob. The Velociraptors were able to reproduce due to parthogenesis, or the ability to lay fertilized eggs without mating. In reptiles, hatchlings are 100% male due to how sex is determined with reptilian species. The phenomenon is very rare, but has most commonly occurred and been observed with Komodo dragons in captivity.

In other words, the dinosaurs aren't having lesbian sex you fucking idiot.

You would know you fucking scalie.

 

[Super Collie]

You would know you fucking scalie.

You're god damn right I'd know!