Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[UglyOldJafar]

That's rich coming from a guy who has a massive nostalgia-boner for the Raimi Spider-Man films to the point where it prevented him from enjoying the latest two.

Didn' he actually go ful emo and said that the last two Spiderman movies made him consider retiringß

Also, is it just me or does Bob's review has some minor racism to it, as he certainly loves to make jokes about the chinese being dumb for making sure this movie will be an oversea success?

 

[Ntwadumela]

Didn' he actually go ful emo and said that the last two Spiderman movies made him consider retiringß

Also, is it just me or does Bob's review has some minor racism to it, as he certainly loves to make jokes about the chinese being dumb for making sure this movie will be an oversea success?

At least the Chinese provided advanced philosophy to the world, something Bob has never done or never will do.

 

[clowney]

At least the Chinese provided advanced philosophy to the world, something Bob has never done or never will do.

All Bob provides is a need for more headache medication.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Bob's most recent video:

Honestly though, he should be sperging about more interesting shows like Game Of Thrones for example.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Honestly though, he should be sperging about more interesting shows like Game Of Thrones for example.

Yeahhhh that's not gonna happen. The Mary Sue deemed it so problematic they won't even talk about it so he won't touch it with a barge pole.

 

[The Nothingness]

He also tries to backtrack his Megan Fox "blow-up doll" comment.

Come on, Bob! She totally deserves to be called that, amirite?

 

[*Asterisk*]

Come on, Bob! She totally deserves to be called that, amirite?

Megan Fox should rape and murder MovieBob in prison.

The jury would award her the Congressional Medal of Honor.

 

[Count groudon]

Megan Fox should rape and murder MovieBob in prison.

The jury would award her the Congressional Medal of Honor.

After his massive, cringe-inducing tirade against pixels I think Adam Sandler should do the honors.

 

[Lensherr]

Bob's most recent video:

Honestly though, he should be sperging about more interesting shows like Game Of Thrones for example.

Am I the only one who finds the various different faces that he flashes onscreen to be absolutely cringeworthy?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob's most recent video:

Honestly though, he should be sperging about more interesting shows like Game Of Thrones for example.

Assorted thoughts:
He didn't even pick a Marvel show people care about like Daredevil or Jessica Jones to talk about.

His Bahstan accent is just getting more grating as time goes on.

Love how he tries to make himself seem superior to other Marvel fans by watching it, and characterized people who ignore the show as mouth-breathers looking for easter eggs.

Blames Season Three's decline on shippers. Please don't tell me this guy is a loveshy now.

 

[Foltest]

Bob's most recent video:

Honestly though, he should be sperging about more interesting shows like Game Of Thrones for example.

That would imply that he could handle morals that are not black or white.

 

[Gordon Cole]

New review on Warcraft:

It's eight-and-a-half minutes long, and he blames "Lack of Fair Use" for us having to endure a close-up of him. I guess that 3k a month on Patreon could only get him so far.

As for the review itself, Blob really seems unaware that the Pixels video was a fluke. I think Paul Williams (The guy who wrote The Rainbow Connection, and voiced The Penguin on Batman: TAS) put it best:

"There’s nothing more pathetic to me than some little old man going, “Please, sir, may I have some more fame?” "

 

[Ntwadumela]

Where Bob's wrong is that there are exceptions to the rule of "No Good Video Game Movie", I advise you check out the Street Fighter 2 Anime Movie.

Also, is it just me or is Bob balding?

 

[Arkomeda]

Where Bob's wrong is that there are exceptions to the rule of "No Good Video Game Movie", I advise you check out the Street Fighter 2 Anime Movie.

Also, is it just me or is Bob balding?

Well, to be fair, thats and animated film from Japan, its mostly live action adaptations from the West that fall into this category.

Also, I really don't to spazpost again but it seems to me we're just posting his videos and then commenting on some inconsequential bullshit nitpick we found.

Like we're just shitposting shit less to do with what his videos are about and more to do with 'its moviebob, lets take the opposite view whenever he says something'.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Like we're just shitposting shit less to do with what his videos are about and more to do with 'its moviebob, lets take the opposite view whenever he says something'.

Unfortunately, this is how most critic threads end up going. There's been a drought of genuinely good sperging from Bob so this is the state of things.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Like we're just shitposting shit less to do with what his videos are about and more to do with 'its moviebob, lets take the opposite view whenever he says something'.

It's one of the most common pitfalls that people fall into.
[lolcow] likes [X], how dare he? Doesn't he know [X] has [insanely nitpicky aspect noone really gives a shit outside of this context]?
[lolcow] didn't react to [current issue], what an ignorrant asshole!
[lolcow] did react to [current issue], way to make it about yourself!

I guess it's only natural to happen sooner or later. Though it is a good idea to every once in a while reevaluate your stance on certain things and always pay attention if you're contrarian just for being contrarian's sake.
It's not like this is super serious business, so goofing around in this manner isn't that big a problem, you just shouldn't go overboard with it.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Bob demanding games cater to his political views. Including a odd view of Zootopia

 

[The Nothingness]

Bob demanding games cater to his political views. Including a odd view of Zootopia

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Yeah, I'm sure the next GTA, which talks about the social/economic inequality of the urban minorities will be a big hit.

 

[Spellskite]

Bob demanding games cater to his political views. Including a odd view of Zootopia

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Funny, I thought the message of zootopia was more about treating people fairly and equally. You know, like not calling people 'subhumans'.

 

[Super Collie]

Way to miss the point, Bob. Police "racism" isn't the crux of the movie, it's generalized prejudice across the spectrum (social to institutionalized). "Anyone can be anything," that was the mantra of the film.

He's really not good at understanding things, is he? This is the same joker who jumped to the conclusion that all the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were lesbo.