Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[c-no]

Bobby's upset.

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I guess that makes us all alt-right weeb channers. Good salt Bobby is showing right there. How would this be worse by the way? Crap writers and click-bait makers losing their jobs?

If Bob only understood that the actual moral of Zootopia was that "Prejudice and sweeping generalizations are bad" instead of simply "Police racism is bad", the irony would be lessened.

If he understood that, he wouldn't be able to make something relevant to real life controversy. Then again, his mind wouldn't focus much on that moral so much as thinking generalizations made by the rabbit are the big moral of police racism.

 

[SuperSheep]

Continuing from that:
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That sounds less like discourse and more like an echo chamber.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Bob couldnt even bring himself to debate with Sargon of Akhad whose a fucking pushover and can't argue his case well when he's just tweeting. If anything his approval of safe spaces is an indictment of the concept.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Bobby's upset.

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You know Bobby would be singing a different tune if he knew the whole story. He's only going "GAWKER DIDN'T DESERVE THIS" Because everyone else is saying it.

At least he agrees they suck though, I'll give him that much.

 

[FatNero]

What if discourse = arguments with no opposing sides!

Good thinking bob.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Guys, Bob's Marvel obsession is legit starting to creep me out now.

Spoiler: Bob thinks waaaaaay too much about The Avengers' sex lives

It says a lot when fucking Linkara comes off as the sane one in this context:

I personally got a vibe from reading this. What do you guys think?
He also retweeted this:

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Strange, I never heard about any experiments involving Pro-GG journalists mercilessly beating Anti-GGers in a fake prison.

 

[Ntwadumela]

You want XMEN porn Bob? Go on e621, there's plenty of that there for you.

 

[TonyTopps]

Guys, Bob's Marvel obsession is legit starting to creep me out now.

Spoiler: Bob thinks waaaaaay too much about The Avengers' sex lives

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It says a lot when fucking Linkara comes off as the sane one in this context:
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I personally got a vibe from reading this. What do you guys think?
He also retweeted this:

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View attachment 103209Strange, I never heard about any experiments involving Pro-GG journalists mercilessly beating Anti-GGers in a fake prison.

The real answer to why the marvel movies don't show much sexuality is pretty simple but Bob wouldn't like it. They are made for children. The reason they make so much money is because they are easily understood popcorn movies that anyone can see and "get" and you can bring your kids with you.

 

[Wood Glue]

Guys, Bob's Marvel obsession is legit starting to creep me out now.

Spoiler: Bob thinks waaaaaay too much about The Avengers' sex lives

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It says a lot when fucking Linkara comes off as the sane one in this context:
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I personally got a vibe from reading this. What do you guys think?

I think Bob is missing the point of Twitter just like he misses the point of most things he encounters.

Normal person: You pack the maximum amount of zing in to the 140 characters provided and move on, so others may marvel your wit. If that isn't possible, write a goddamn blog if the thing is actually worth it. It most likely isn't.

Patreon funded pop culture critic / "game" developer: Not enough/too much sex in a franchise? Better write yet another jumbled 40 post twitter manifesto about the corporations not catering to my sensibilities!

 

[AnOminous]

Normal person: You pack the maximum amount of zing in to the 140 characters provided and move on, so others may marvel your wit. If that isn't possible, write a goddamn blog if the thing is actually worth it. It most likely isn't.

I think Stephen Fry was the last and maybe only person ever to use Twitter in a way that didn't just piss me the fuck off.

 

[StarvingAutist]

I think Bob is missing the point of Twitter just like he misses the point of most things he encounters.

Normal person: You pack the maximum amount of zing in to the 140 characters provided and move on, so others may marvel your wit. If that isn't possible, write a goddamn blog if the thing is actually worth it. It most likely isn't.

Patreon funded pop culture critic / "game" developer: Not enough/too much sex in a franchise? Better write yet another jumbled 40 post twitter manifesto about the corporations not catering to my sensibilities!

Long twitter rants are like sweatpants:

They show that you've completely given up on having a life.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

How dare these action movies about fictional characters having physically impossible powers not show aforesaid fictional characters having realistic sex lives? I mean, come on, we should be cutting to Iron Man getting his dick sucked at least every twenty minutes.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Wasn't he previously bitching about the adult overtones of deadpool and Batman vs superman?

Also I'm at a total loss how the Stanford prison experiment relates to Gamergate in any context. The only reason I can think of is that it implied humans are basically evil which sort of relates to having a low opinion of it. Oddly enough an 2006 attempt to re-create it, produced the opposite results, where the guards could not enforce authority.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I think Bob is missing the point of Twitter just like he misses the point of his pointless existance

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In all seriousness, he's talking about shit that should never be brought up outside certain circles (or not even brought up at all). Then again, twitter's pretty much devolved into Tumblr-lite at this point. And I only feel Bob's not moved over simply because he's more popular on his feed than anything.

 

[The Nothingness]

The real answer to why the marvel movies don't show much sexuality is pretty simple but Bob wouldn't like it. They are made for children. The reason they make so much money is because they are easily understood popcorn movies that anyone can see and "get" and you can bring your kids with you.

And they did just enough sexuality instances that probably went over the children's heads but not for those it was targeting (see Tony at the beginning of Iron Man and Pepper wanting Tony to join her in the shower in Iron Man 3).

 

[Gordon Cole]

Spoiler: Bob goes full Matrix

 

[Foltest]

What the fuck is he talking about? What madness is he typing? I see words, but all of it make no sense.

 

[clowney]

What the fuck is he talking about? What madness is he typing? I see words, but all of it make no sense.

I am of the firm belief that he take some kind of illegal substance, writes something down, and if it forms a "sentence", he tweets it.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Spoiler: Bob goes full Matrix

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Still butthurt South Park offended him personally. What a pathetic little hypocrite.

 

[José Mourinho]

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