Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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New review on Warcraft:
It's eight-and-a-half minutes long, and he blames "Lack of Fair Use" for us having to endure a close-up of him. I guess that 3k a month on Patreon could only get him so far.

As for the review itself, Blob really seems unaware that the Pixels video was a fluke. I think Paul Williams (The guy who wrote The Rainbow Connection, and voiced The Penguin on Batman: TAS) put it best:

"There’s nothing more pathetic to me than some little old man going, “Please, sir, may I have some more fame?” "

He complains about the film being set in the "backstory".

Bob, the supposed "Game Overthinker", doesn't know that World of Warcraft wasn't the first Warcraft game.
 
He complains about the film being set in the "backstory".

Bob, the supposed "Game Overthinker", doesn't know that World of Warcraft wasn't the first Warcraft game.

To people like Bob, World of Warcraft is second only to shooters as the domain of the dudebro. Bob probably mindkilled himself every time he so much as thought of it until this movie came out.
 
To people like Bob, World of Warcraft is second only to shooters as the domain of the dudebro. Bob probably mindkilled himself every time he so much as thought of it until this movie came out.
this show that for all of his "Game Overthinker" bs,he is not that knowledgeable about video game. He knows only about old NES games (Barley) and some Mario games.
 
Here's his take on the upcoming Punisher series:
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Bob Chipman said:
PUNISHER Netflix series will probly have the worst fanbase of anything ever produced. Just comes with the character.
This quote is equal parts unfair, biased and perplexing, especially when you have Sonic the Hedgehog, MLP, FNAF and his holy Mario to compare it to.
 
Here's his take on the upcoming Punisher series:
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This quote is equal parts unfair, biased and perplexing, especially when you have Sonic the Hedgehog, MLP, FNAF and his holy Mario to compare it to.
He really hates dark and gritty comic book adaptations. In fact, in his Daredevil Season 2 review, he bitched about it being what a middle schooler thinks dark and gritty is. Yeah, because a middle schooler could write a scene like the Punisher's monologue in the cemetery that adds layers to a character who is initially characterized as remorseless killer. It's one thing to complain about Superman being overly brooding, but to do the same with Daredevil, who has been steeped in noir ever since Frank Miller took over in the late 70s and redefined the character, and the Punisher, who is a send up to hardcore revenge thrillers like Dirty Harry and Death Wish is missing the point of those characters entirely. Like @Foltest said, he's a Silver Age purist.
 
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