Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Hey, anyone else know who Ashley Lynch (the SJW Bob's been retweeting as of late) is?
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Her twitter bio lists two virtually unknown short films, while her IMDb page mostly lists her as doing post-production work on Discovery Channel shows. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3656880/
I mostly see a lot of sperging about social issues on her Twitter. Anyone have any more info on her?
Her Twitter bio mentions Suicide Girls, which is a pornographic website that features goth and tattooed girls.
 
Her Twitter bio mentions Suicide Girls, which is a pornographic website that features goth and tattooed girls.
It's actually also the title of one of her films, which appears to be unrelated. She just made the mistake of using #SuicideGirl as her hashtag, instead of, say, #SuicideGirlMovie, so any unsuspecting user who clicks the link in her description will get a face full of boobs and cooch.

Also, she was swatted by /baph/ a year ago and got a bunch of media coverage blaming GamerGate. That's probably how Bob found out about her.
 
I think that using a mass-tragedy as a soapbox to further your political views is one of the least empathetic things you can do.
It really is. I can see this fat fuck running for office in some shithole bastion in Cali.

If that were to happen, would mailing him a box of candy be considered an assassination attempt?
 
It really is. I can see this fat fuck running for office in some shithole bastion in Cali.

If that were to happen, would mailing him a box of candy be considered an assassination attempt?
Jesus Christ, I can't imagine Bob running for office. Conservatives & Liberals would hate him equally. His campaign slogan would be Make Video Games Great Again and he would try to tie mass shootings to FPS games and "Toxic Masculinity". And that's what would likely happen if he really is elected.
 
Buzzwords all in one screenshot! (This is after the politicsperging, Finding Dory two tweet opinions, and some other stuff I skipped)

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Well if Bob understood the how holocaust deniers interact with society and academia he'd be a little more worried, if he thinks the comparison is legit (which is isnt).
Bob likely hasnt considered that refusing to engage these people empowers them. Once you've got someone who actually knows what they're doing quacks and bullshitters get slaughtered anybody whose watched David Irving crash and burn in the British courts will have seen how this shit pans out. I've also decimated Holocaust deniers online with ease even though it's not my field of interest. That's how easy it is.
But ignoring them lets them spread via counter-culture, snark armors them with rage and attempts to silence them gives them genuine legitimacy. Now if that's what happens with something as patently false as Holocaust denial , what happens when you go into something hazy and subjective as social science?
And that's how a Sargon of Akhad- and English guy with no previous experience who makes spergy slightly /pol/ videos has three times as many followers than Moviebob a man whose been featured on Zero Punctution and Screwattack who lives in America.

EDIT-bob needs to stop trying to structure political arguments on twitter. I honestly cannot think of a worse medium.
 
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Bobbo, Bobbo, Bobbo. What might be a 30 something that looks like a 50 something is really just a lonely 7 year old.

No matter what, he'll always stuck in the late 80s. Maybe even a single day. It could've been a nice Saturday in the summer. Beautiful day. Not a cloud in the sky. Perfect temperature. Bob's up in his room, looking out a window as kids play outside, knowing he isn't invited out. And, he knows he can't get anyone to come in and play NES with.

He tries his best to write off the others as beneath him and condemns whatever they like. All the while and, to this day, he realizes he's just angry for a lack of acceptance. It's why he belly flopped onto the SocJus bandwagon. They seemed to be accepting, when they're the utter epitome of intolerant. Normal folks would just write this off as a learning experience, but Bobby just doubles down.

Bob, you'd better believe that the moment you commit your first social faux pas amongst them, you'll be cut off at the knees.

As retarded as he is, as much as a shitheel as he acts, I still feel pity for him.
 
Bob's apparently planning a game, and well, the tweet speaks for itself, really:
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I think that might be a shitty joke about how many games recently have had fathers or father figures. I think it triggers him because of how dissappointed his father is of him.
 
I think that might be a shitty joke about how many games recently have had fathers or father figures. I think it triggers him because of how dissappointed his father is of him.
Still, it says a lot about how lazy he is that he'll just complain about the state of games today and not come up with his own ideas. Sure, he won't get anywhere, but points for trying.
 
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