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Well, Bob is obsessed with a "brighter" future...
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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I can see his Twitter now...
"Hillary gives more jobs to Black Americans than any other president in history..."
"..and all of a sudden now Republicans care about Social Justice! #IStandWithHer"
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She should make that campaign promise. She might be able to get some of Trump's base, and black voters have nowhere to go anyway.
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At least if Trump gets elected the country will burn down in style and we get to watch pantywaists like blob lose their shit.
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Seems likes it's a matter of choice people like either an epic chimp out or 4 years of Masocism as they defend the unjustifiable. The lolcow milk is plentiful it's the flavour that's in the air.
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I can't stand either of them, but all I know is that on November 8th, The Great Salt Harvest of 2016 will be plentiful.
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Did he seriously mock fact that your individual ballot is done in privacy?
You. Fucking. Moron. Bob.
That was done to ensure that people with power couldn't influence you to vote against your will. This was to provide the WORKER protection from robber barons of old.
We went over this in HIGH SCHOOL, Bob. HIGH SCHOOL. That little fantasy scenario that never will happen of Trump supporters bullying voters? Yeah, having privacy to vote is kind of important.
That said, the fat turd would probably approve of Hillary supporters doing the same.
You. Fucking. Moron. Bob.
That was done to ensure that people with power couldn't influence you to vote against your will. This was to provide the WORKER protection from robber barons of old.
We went over this in HIGH SCHOOL, Bob. HIGH SCHOOL. That little fantasy scenario that never will happen of Trump supporters bullying voters? Yeah, having privacy to vote is kind of important.
That said, the fat turd would probably approve of Hillary supporters doing the same.
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Build a fucking time machine, send him to the 1700s when only "important and educated people" could vote and when voting for "the wrong candidate" resulted in a violent beating.
Unless he pretends to be Ben Franklin after gaining 10 stone and having a series of strokes, he will be kneeling in his own filth in a debtors prison by sundown
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This is the finalist solution I've seen on Twitter yet.
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I just noticed that last tweet. Change it properly? What the fuck? If voting against the Dems isn't sending them a "proper" message then what is considered proper to Bobby? Flogging yourself before Lord Hillary and begging her vagina for forgiveness?
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Bob believes that Jews Conservatives are sub-human and must be eradicated "disowned" for a better tomorrow:
EDIT: In less fascistic tweets from a while back, Bob considers serialized TV to be inferior to his dear, preciousMarvel films due to "just being longer movies."
EDIT: In less fascistic tweets from a while back, Bob considers serialized TV to be inferior to his dear, precious
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For a film "critic" Bob sure doesn't seem to understand the most basic differences between various forms of the medium. Here he just sounds like some pissant who's upset he doesn't have the patience to watch a TV series.
That Sean guy looks like an idiot by the way. Movies have visual story telling? No shit.
That Sean guy looks like an idiot by the way. Movies have visual story telling? No shit.
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I'm sure Sean has other winning insights about life such as "People get sweaty when it's hot" and "Pizza places deliver pizza".
Now that I think about it, that last insight could be really useful for Bob.
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A long, drawn out Godfather? You mean The Sopranos, fat man?
And he calls republicans sub-human.
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He's really caught in his own little reality. We're in an age where serialized television is in a prime state while film (Or at least big studio film) is...not quite so much, and he posts this?
Well, I suppose he's been this way about games for such a long time, but TV vs Movie is more mainstream.
Then again,
, MovieBob. Like Nintendo, he wears his love on his sleeve.
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How about, "Feig's girl-power Ghostbusters was forged in a crucible of man-baby cyber-bullying and it wears a chip on its shoulder proudly. "?
Probably not Lolcow material, but definitely an idiot.
Back to Blob. Sexy Times Hitler already got this one, but I wanted to show the Sub Tweet.
The tweet in question.
And one more brilliant nugget of dumb from Blobby.
Oh yes, and here's Bob, of all people, mocking someone's spelling in lieu of an actual argument.
It never ends with Bob, does it? He sounds more like a Nazi every day.
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The problem with movies is that it has to condense its story into 2-2 and a half hours. Serialized TV can do that over the span of several episodes and/or seasons, allowing for better character development. But of course, Bob refuses to accept that. Because why would he think the most obvious problem in films can be solved with serialized TV.
Then again, When Bob tried an over-arcing story line, he failed miserably at it. So of course he'd think that.
Also, wasn't there already a Godfather miniseries released in the 70s? Granted it was the first two films re-edited and with some additional and alternate footage, but it's still in the same vein.
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Maybe if Bob didn't eat Skittles every day, he wouldn't have diabetes.
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3 in 100 Skittles will cause you to lose a foot.
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