Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[NQ 952]

I can't wait until they find this pretentious, footless, diabetic face down in a bowl of his own authentic 90's cereal.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Yet Bob only hates one of them (hint: it isn't Iron Man).

Which is ironic, because Iron Man is armored to the Nth degree, and was doing it decades before Batman.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Bobby seems to have no problems with using lies and deception to rig the system in your favor.

Spoiler: Fat Tyranny

Unless you're Trump, that is.

Spoiler: Bobby The Hypocrite

I know I say this alot, but Bobby's lack of self-awareness continues to astonish me.

 

[The Nothingness]

Which is ironic, because Iron Man is armored to the Nth degree, and was doing it decades before Batman.

And the typical womanizing dudebro that Bob hates.

 

[Lensherr]

Bobby seems to have no problems with using lies and deception to rig the system in your favor.

Spoiler: Fat Tyranny

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Unless you're Trump, that is.

Spoiler: Bobby The Hypocrite

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I know I say this alot, but Bobby's lack of self-awareness continues to astonish me.

Why is it that authoritarians are almost always fat, ugly losers?

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Well, it looks like we're finally gonna see if he has feet!View attachment 134722

What are the odds that he'll find a way to shoe horn Gamer Gate into his intro?

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Unless you're Trump, that is.

Spoiler: Bobby The Hypocrite

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I know I say this alot, but Bobby's lack of self-awareness continues to astonish me.

I heard the same shit from retarded conservatives in 2012.

BLACK PANTHERS ARE HARRASSING PEOPLE AT THE POLLS HURRRRRR

Hey, morons, that is all kinds of illegal. Maybe you should call the fucking police?

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I heard the same shit from exceptional conservatives in 2012.

BLACK PANTHERS ARE HARRASSING PEOPLE AT THE POLLS HURRRRRR

Hey, morons, that is all kinds of illegal. Maybe you should call the fucking police?

MMMMMM... Delicious horseshoe theory. Bob is the very thing he hates so much.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

MMMMMM... Delicious horseshoe theory. Bob is the very thing he hates so much.

Oh he absolutely is. He embodies the very things he claims to hate.

Operative word, claims. The fatty is a fascist without an army to impose his will.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Why is it that authoritarians are almost always fat, ugly losers?

Their inferiority complex feeds a massive superiority complex and their lack of control over everything means they crave a need for control over everything.

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

Bobby seems to have no problems with using lies and deception to rig the system in your favor.

Spoiler: Fat Tyranny

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Unless you're Trump, that is.

Spoiler: Bobby The Hypocrite

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I know I say this alot, but Bobby's lack of self-awareness continues to astonish me.

Like when George W. Bush ran on a platform of no nation building, and then did the right thing by invading Iraq, and ineptly engaging in nation building. Bob understands that it's for the best when politicians lie and do whatever they want. It adds a sense of legitimacy to the process that you wouldn't otherwise have.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

"Objective truth is a myth."
"People who disagree with my opinion are morally bankrupt and should be culled."

Spoiler: ???

Taking all of these screencaps of Blobert's twitter have really made me hate that goddamn potato head profile picture. His face is about as punchable as Milo Stewart's. Guess this is what I get for Performing Highest Service Purpose.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Objective truth is a myth."
"People who disagree with my opinion are morally bankrupt and should be culled."

Spoiler: ???

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Taking all of these screencaps of Blobert's twitter have really made me hate that goddamn potato head profile picture. His face is about as punchable as Milo Stewart's. Guess this is what I get for Performing Highest Service Purpose.

Another example of Bob being so to the left that he loops back around to being a fascist. What else is new?

EDIT: But @PurpleDude, if you aren't Performing Highest Service Purpose, who will?

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Another example of Bob being so to the left that he loops back around to being a fascist. What else is new?

EDIT: But @PurpleDude, if you aren't Performing Highest Service Purpose, who will?

I don't know and that is why I must continue my duty in archiving Bob's general retardation.

By the by, he put up a review of the Blair Witch Movie. Anything noteworthy there? I can't stomach his voice for more than two seconds. That accent of his is unbelievable.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I don't know and that is why I must continue my duty in archiving Bob's general exceptionalism.

By the by, he put up a review of the Blair Witch Movie. Anything noteworthy there? I can't stomach his voice for more than two seconds. That accent of his is unbelievable.

What's up with his cheeks in the thumbnail?

 

[Assorted Nuts]

What's up with his cheeks in the thumbnail?

He looks like that in alot of pictures, including the Twitter pic I hate so much. Presumably it's his fat collapsing in on itself. I think by the time he finally croaks Bob's body will have the density of a neutron star.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

 

[Fulda's Gap]

I propose a massive thank you letter to Bob if Trump wins.

 

[Gordon Cole]

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Any screenshot from any one of his videos could also double as a mugshot, imho.

 

[Emperor Julian]

I don't know and that is why I must continue my duty in archiving Bob's general exceptionalism.

By the by, he put up a review of the Blair Witch Movie. Anything noteworthy there? I can't stomach his voice for more than two seconds. That accent of his is unbelievable.

Eh, he's mostly right. it's an okay movie and works well as a sequel. Nothing he really says is spergy. The only thing to note is him bitching about getting old. Which makes sense since he's horribly out of touch with people so logically doesn't relate to young people. He's in his late 30's which is hardly old unless you're really into pop-culture bullshit....oh yeah right it's moviebob.