Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AnOminous]

What's up with his cheeks in the thumbnail?

His fat is spreading out all over his body which is now having trouble locating it, so like Tammy Slaton's forehead, his body apparently has decided to put it in his hog jowls.

 

[Lensherr]

"Objective truth is a myth."
"People who disagree with my opinion are morally bankrupt and should be culled."

Spoiler: ???

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Taking all of these screencaps of Blobert's twitter have really made me hate that goddamn potato head profile picture. His face is about as punchable as Milo Stewart's. Guess this is what I get for Performing Highest Service Purpose.

Bob's elitism is so smug it practically seeps off my computer screen.

 

[AnOminous]

Taking all of these screencaps of Blobert's twitter have really made me hate that goddamn potato head profile picture. His face is about as punchable as Milo Stewart's. Guess this is what I get for Performing Highest Service Purpose.

His face is more punchable than Milo's because it's so big and fat. Milo's is a harder target to hit plus she could dodge a little. Beating up Bob would be like King Hippo in the original Punch Out.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

His face is more punchable than Milo's because it's so big and fat. Milo's is a harder target to hit plus she could dodge a little. Beating up Bob would be like King Hippo in the original Punch Out.

Only hit him when his mouth is open... which is all the time.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

His face is more punchable than Milo's because it's so big and fat. Milo's is a harder target to hit plus she could dodge a little. Beating up Bob would be like King Hippo in the original Punch Out.

More like a fatter Glass Joe, tbh.

 

[Emperor Julian]

His face is more punchable than Milo's because it's so big and fat. Milo's is a harder target to hit plus she could dodge a little. Beating up Bob would be like King Hippo in the original Punch Out.

Bob seems like he'd be more of fight, milo looks like she'd crumble on contact and almost certainly can't dodge or throw a punch I'm pretty sure Milo has never engaged or been the victim of violence wereas Bob has almost certainly had the shit kicked out of him at least once so Bob may have something resembling a defence.
Also beating milo would be weird and depressing since she's a petit girl.

 

[Foltest]

Bob seems like he'd be more of fight, milo looks like she'd crumble on contact and almost certainly can't dodge or throw a punch I'm pretty sure Milo has never engaged or been the victim of violence wereas Bob has almost certainly had the shit kicked out of him at least once so Bob may have something resembling a defence.
Also beating milo would be weird and depressing since she's a petit girl.

I think the fight with Bob would be like this:

 

[cypocryphy]

I don't think Bobs ever been in any kind of fight. He seems like he was just a loner in school, not worth anyones time messing with. He likely spent lunch and study hall reading Nintendo Power by himself.

 

[Spudnik]

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"Some of you guys are alright, don't visit the escapist Geek.com tomorrow"

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Bob seems like he'd be more of fight, milo looks like she'd crumble on contact and almost certainly can't dodge or throw a punch I'm pretty sure Milo has never engaged or been the victim of violence wereas Bob has almost certainly had the shit kicked out of him at least once so Bob may have something resembling a defence.
Also beating milo would be weird and depressing since she's a petit girl.

Nah, Bob's too out of shape to be pulling anything, much less a punch.

 

[Count groudon]

Bob seems like he'd be more of fight, milo looks like she'd crumble on contact and almost certainly can't dodge or throw a punch I'm pretty sure Milo has never engaged or been the victim of violence wereas Bob has almost certainly had the shit kicked out of him at least once so Bob may have something resembling a defence.
Also beating milo would be weird and depressing since she's a petit girl.

I feel like any fright with Bob would be like a fight in one punch man. Only Bobby is the monster and the other person is Saitama.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

I feel like any fright with Bob would be like a fight in one punch man. Only Bobby is the monster and the other person is Saitama.

Bob wouldn't fight. He'd film the fight with his friend and make himself out to be the winner.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Bob wouldn't fight. He'd film the fight with his friend and make himself out to be the winner.

Bob's anime powers would be Adobe After Effects.

Just picture him winding up for some big gay anime attack and screaming "INSULIN SHOCK" as cheap lightning effects fly from his hands.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Some recent vids of his involve trying to separate "aht" from "the ahtist":

And more prurient to this thread, him sperging out against Apple and talking about the new Mario runner game, and only succeeds in making me wish Apple actually did buy Nintendo just to spite him. I personally gave up when he started introducing characters from The Game Overthinker:

EDIT: Bob "Rigging the fate of the country is good when my candidate benefits!" Chipman on display:

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Some recent vids of his involve trying to separate "aht" from "the ahtist":

You can separate the art from the artist, but you can't separate the aut from the autist.

 

[Positron]

I can't wait to see Trump wins and Bob punching his Mario body pillow.

 

[nosemouth]

I can't wait to see Trump wins and Bob punching his Mario body pillow.

Right, "punching."

 

[AnOminous]

I can't wait to see Trump wins and Bob punching his Mario body pillow.

He usually does that, though.

Spoiler

With his dick.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Nudging towards Hillary being funnier in the long run with Bob they're both most likely going to be crappy presidents but bobs going to have to eat everything he's said with her wereas, with trump he's going to be able to bitch and bitch without any real restraints. After the initial chimp out of coarse.

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

Jesus Christ, Hillary could reinstate slavery and Bob would still spin it like a good thing