Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Thank you for your kind words.

Idly, name any item in that post I made, and I can get you a citation for it.

Fact is, this is one of the reasons GG's been a sticking point for me.

It's all well and good to make fun - that's pretty much what we do here, and there's no shame in that. There's plenty to make fun of in Gamergate, ranging from the fact that it's literally a group consisting of a bunch of nerds from across the tubernets that finally had enough of the media's shit, to the fact that this very group of nerds managed to do millions of dollars worth of damage to Gawker (to the point where several familiar with Gawker blame it more than Hulk Hogan for its demise), accomplished pretty much everything it set out to do (get the FTC involved enforcing disclosure guidelines, taking down pretty much everyone involved in Gamers are Dead, discrediting DiGRA as a whole), donated enormous amounts of money to charity, and most importantly to a Kiwi, gave us the glory that is the Rat King subforums and some of the most broken, dysfunctional lolcows we've ever had the privilege of covering. Hell, most GG supporters readily acknowledge how fucking Autistic the whole shebang is and will laugh about it right alongside you, because for fuck's sake: Look at it.


Over the last few years I've done a lot of chronicling about the subject, both in relation to lolcows and on its own, since I've been looking for my own answers about the matter, to the point where I'm something of the Kiwi Farms' resident expert on the subject. I've proposed a lot of theorycraft on the matter and I've taken a lot of time to try to figure out how the pieces fit together.

The simple fact of the matter is that virtually nothing ever said about Gamergate by the mainstream press, or by GG opponents has been even remotely accurate. Not even close. I'm not sure how much of the reporting blindly about GG being all about harassment is due to narrative pushing (we've seen it a few billion times with other cases of narrative pushing; again, Ghostbusters coming readily to mind) and how much of it is due to simply not giving a fuck about the actual facts, but the truth is right there for anyone who cares to go looking for it, which of course brings me to the last point I wanna make in this long-winded posting.

If you take a closer look at almost any high-profile Gamergate opponent, you will, without exception, find a case of them being either directly or indirectly tied to Quinn's clique in some fashion or another. This is literally why the fucking Rat King subforum exists, and the result of this is fucking self-evident.

Moving on to the subject of the thread, however: Has Bobby ever told you the real reason he got fired from the Escapist? He covers it a bit in his AMA on Reddit:

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There's more to the story though, if you're interested.

Chipman tends to use some weasel words here, so I'll break it down for the uninitiated. One of GG's biggest and most aggressive pushes was to attract the attention of the Federal Trade Commision to cover things like the blatant conflicts-of-interest exposed by the Game Journos Pro list and native advertisements. GG was hilariously successful at this - in fact, if Gawker wasn't killed by Gamergate weakening the company enough for Hulk Hogan to finish it off, odds are very good it would have faced a full-fledged FTC investigation over its shit.

Fact of the matter is, however, that The Escapist was currently being looked at - not actively investigated yet, but looked at - because several of its staff had been caught on the list or directly involved with other scandals. Jim Sterling, for example, was indirectly implicated in the Alistair Pinsof scandal, though it's questionable whether or not he had anything to do with it. The Escapist had nothing to hide, and was working with the FTC to establish disclosure guidelines, which Chipman himself was against.

Chipman also, however, absolutely lost his shit over the fact that Gamergate discussion was being allowed on the site, and he started going out of his way to leak information on what was going on at the site to his buddies in Quinn's clique, basically proving that long-held suspicions that he was just as involved with conflicts-of-interest as many suspected was a legitimate worry.

Bear in mind that at the time, the active attempts to shut down discussion of Gamergate was happening all across the net, and the fact that The Escapist was allowing discussion was a major sticking point for Jim Sterling (who quit the site when they wouldn't shut down GG discussion, which we'll discuss more in a moment), and Chipman as well - both of them also, surely by coincidence, happen to be personal acquaintances, IRL, of Quinn herself.


Suffice to say, these two chucklefucks arguing that GG discussion MUST BE STOPPED NOW BECAUSE HARASSMENT isn't looking particularly good when the inevitable occurs and the FTC starts casting its angry searchlight The Escapist's way, looking for malfeasance. The site tells both Sterling and Chipman to ratchet back the ongoing bullshit a few notches, since The Escapist was one of the first sites to enforce disclosure guidelines as a show of good faith and really wasn't keen on pissing off the FTC or its userbase - of which Gamergate was a giant chunk of. In fact, The Escapist's staff are among the ones who were in the GJP list, but told the likes of Ben Kuchera to fuck himself regarding censoring GG discussion on the forums. Jim Sterling saw this as kowtowing to internet terrorists and wound up quitting the site. Chipman, in turn, doubled down on his Anti-GG idiocy, in the face of all common sense. Chipman begins leaking ongoing details of the Escapist to his buddies in the clique, whilst actively running damage control for them.

At around this point, GG's Internet Autism Machine (read: the boycott arm of the movement) sees this, smells blood in the water, and it starts contacting the site's advertisers and the FTC about Chipman's massive conflicts of interest and support of Anti-GG talking points. If you're familiar with the amount of damage GG can do with just one fucking Boycott campaign, look to Gawker, which it cost it millions over the course of a few months - so the Escapist had good reason to worry.

The inevitable happens at this point, and Chipman is recognized as a liability by the site owners. His show is one of the least-popular the site has, he's drawing the attention of one of the biggest boycotting arms the Internet's seen in ages, and he's directly putting the site's attempts to make nice with the FTC in jeopardy by actively fighting the disclosure guidelines. At this point the Escapist fires his ass, and Chipman tries to make himself out to be some sort of self-styled martyr. Nobody is sad to see him go and his depature is literally cheered by the userbase.

So yeah, he sperged about GG until it got him shitcanned.
Usually, a normal person would go along with it, even if his views are completely different (if only to please the heads). And if he wanted to quit, then he'd do it professionally or something along those lines and move on with his life no problem.

But of course, since this is MovieBob. This is a "Fuck yer' logic, I do what I want!" scenario that backfired horribly. And it amazes me that his bullshit's not got him banned from twitter yet.
 
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Usually, a normal person would go along with it, even if his views are completely different (if only to please the heads). And if he wanted to quit, then he'd do it professionally or something along those lines and move on with his life no problem.

But of course, since this is MovieBob. This is a "Fuck yer' logic, I do what I want!" scenario that backfired horribly. And it amazes me that his bullshit's not got him banned from twitter yet.

Moviebob praises the saints of social justice, that earns you a "get out of ban free" card.
 
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Also, when Bob went crawling back to ScrewAttack after being fired from the Escapist, he sperged about GamerGate in his first video. ScrewAttack put a massive fuck off disclaimer on the video saying that Bob's views didn't reflect their own and Bob was quietly shitcanned shortly afterwards.

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Also, when Bob went crawling back to ScrewAttack after being fired from the Escapist, he sperged about GamerGate in his first video. ScrewAttack put a massive fuck off disclaimer on the video saying that Bob's views didn't reflect their own and Bob was quietly shitcanned shortly afterwards.

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They basically called him a retard to his face. I love it!
 
Also, when Bob went crawling back to ScrewAttack after being fired from the Escapist, he sperged about GamerGate in his first video. ScrewAttack put a massive fuck off disclaimer on the video saying that Bob's views didn't reflect their own and Bob was quietly shitcanned shortly afterwards.

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He looks like a cheap ass TV preacher in that pic: very fitting since the only things He do now is spergin about the glory of SJ,the evilness and sins of GG and the sainthood of Mario and Anita
Oh,and like every good Tv preacher,He accept donations (on His patreon)
 
What's both sad and hilarious about all this is prior to GamerGate, Bob was probably one of the biggest draws to the Escapist. By summer 2014, he had almost daily content up on the site. 2 weekly shows, 2 weekly columns, and they had him writing a lot of their one-off news articles as well. Yahtzee probably brought in more views overall, but Bob had to be the #2 guy in terms of pageviews through the sheer amount of his work they hosted. It wasn't until he started injecting jabs at GG in every. single. review. that people stopped watching his shows and started linking his twitter fascism in the comments/forums.

There are a lot of contestants for who destroyed their career the most over pointless GamerGate shit, but in my mind, Bob is second only to Chris Kluwe and Leigh Alexander.



Well, that and they "targeted" Anita, who he had been thirsting over for almost 3 years at that point.
From my times spend on the escapist before GG, I remember that even back then, There was a huge minorty that dislike bob.
 
From my times spend on the escapist before GG, I remember that even back then, There was a huge minorty that dislike bob.

Bob was always a bit controversial, and in many ways was a sort of proto-SJW before their rise to power. His tendency to sperg at length and constantly pick at people who took issue with his fellow hipsters seriously pissed people off, and his constant willingness to toe the party line even when it made no fucking sense also pissed people off. He quickly proved capable of hilarious levels of doublethink, and gained a reputation as someone who flat-out wouldn't do research if it risked counterpointing one of his friends.

If I have to point at the exact second Bob started to go from one of The Escapist's larger draws to one of its most hated, however, it was around the time of the Anita Sarkeesian Kickstarter, where he white knighted fucking hard, declaring anyone who criticized Sarkeesian for being a sensationalist pushing an agenda a misogynist, and argued that you were an idiot if you thought she was pushing an agenda.

Then shit like this image started to emerge.

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Long and short, Chipman has a glorious tradition of being a shameless cheerleader for his buddies in the usual suspects. When people started to ask basic questions of him - questions like "How are Anita Sarkeesian's arguments any different from Jack Thompson's" - Bob doubled down and refused to answer them, if he even bothered to acknowledge them. This really chafed people's asses because there are few people online that have been as vocal for their hatred of Jack Thompson as MovieBob was, yet he constantly supports people that use the same arguments and either supported Thompson (Hillary) or flat-out used the guy's talking points openly (Sarkeesian before the UN referenced Thompson's arguments and claimed they were credible).

That level of pretentiousness and doublethink is enough to fucking turn anyone off, and by 2014, he had gone full Social Justice, never fucking shutting up about it. That was enough to cost him a ton of his previous fanbase.
 
He looks like a cheap ass TV preacher in that pic: very fitting since the only things He do now is spergin about the glory of SJ,the evilness and sins of GG and the sainthood of Mario and Anita
Oh,and like every good Tv preacher,He accept donations (on His patreon)

Bob: And for only three thousand dollars a month, you will be saved! By the POWER OF SARKEESIAN!


Okay, is like... Anita really really short is Bob fuckall tall?
 
Also, when Bob went crawling back to ScrewAttack after being fired from the Escapist, he sperged about GamerGate in his first video. ScrewAttack put a massive fuck off disclaimer on the video saying that Bob's views didn't reflect their own and Bob was quietly shitcanned shortly afterwards.

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I know they're saying that there are 10m58s where he doesn't talk about GG, but I like to think it's a timestamp and he only starts talking about the actual topic 51 seconds before the video ends.
 
Tl;dr: Bob is too stupid to realize that he's an adult and has to play by adult rules.

The Escapist understood this and realized that the days of clique "journalism" on the Internet were pretty much dead for them and decided not to take on the unlimited resources of a government watchdog.

Bob got mad, as autistic diabetics often do, and had a hissey fit.

I have no idea why people went to The Escapist to watch his videos. I gave a few a try, but I was either bored to death from watching Bob pontificate for 30 minutes in from of some bad green screen/chroma key effects, or cringing so hard that I broke 3 ribs.

Yahtzee is way more funny and entertaining, and his videos don't go on longer than most TV show episodes.
 
I have no idea why people went to The Escapist to watch his videos. I gave a few a try, but I was either bored to death from watching Bob pontificate for 30 minutes in from of some bad green screen/chroma key effects, or cringing so hard that I broke 3 ribs.

I never got through any of these and the only thing I ever thought about them was holy shit, he's so fat he can't even fit on the screen.
 
I have no idea why people went to The Escapist to watch his videos. I gave a few a try, but I was either bored to death from watching Bob pontificate for 30 minutes in from of some bad green screen/chroma key effects, or cringing so hard that I broke 3 ribs.

Yahtzee is way more funny and entertaining, and his videos don't go on longer than most TV show episodes.

I'm embarrassed to admit I used to be a regular watcher going all the way back to his start in 2009-ish. Our taste in tentpole summer blockbusters was pretty similar (at least until he started reviewing them based on whether they'd trigger his friends instead of whether or not they were good movies), and the Big Picture introduced me to a lot of pop culture history I hadn't been aware of before Bobbo started using it as his personal soapbox. Both of his Escapist shows benefited from the fact that he was constrained to a sub 10-minute runtime and couldn't go off into the weeds on spergy nonsense. Hell, even the Game Overthinker was better when they didn't run longer than 10 minutes b/c Youtube wouldn't let a channel as small as his upload anything longer back then. I'd wager that what got most of his old fanbase to quit watching (politics aside) is that he's turning all his new shows into the Game Overthinker now that he's independent, and most of his Escapist-derived fanbase gave up on the Game Overthinker by episode 30, if not before.

I like Yahtzee, but the speed at which he talks in ZP means that I'm very quickly distracted by the rhythm of his speech over the actual words and miss the crux of what he's trying to say. Let's Drown Out was great though (RIP).
 
Hell, even the Game Overthinker was better when they didn't run longer than 10 minutes b/c Youtube wouldn't let a channel as small as his upload anything longer back then.

I like Yahtzee, but the speed at which he talks in ZP means that I'm very quickly distracted by the rhythm of his speech over the actual words and miss the crux of what he's trying to say. Let's Drown Out was great though (RIP).

This is funny, now considering that most YT videos are at least 10 minutes because the newest algorithm pushes +10 minute videos to the top of the recommended list.

I grew up around fast talkers, so I'm used to people like Yahtzee who speak like the guy from the Micro Machines commercials.
 
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