Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Holy fuck, it's like watching Punxsutawney Phil poke his head up and see his shadow before running back inside his burrow. Only, replace shadow with self awareness.

It'd be funny if a girl on twitter made sexual assault allegations about bob. He already looks to part and at this point he'd look like a jack ass for denying it
 
Lauren Mannino has never seen any of the "Alien" movies either I guess.
The idea that Hollywood doesn't want andor can't have women open movies has always been bullshit on its face. Women have opened movies for over a century, dating back to when Lillian Gish starred in The Birth of a Nation.

The only reason it's an issue now is a pathetic attempt by Hollywood to get people into theaters for identity politics rather than because actual good movies were made. The latter takes effort; the former can be bullshitted into an obligation.
 
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Holy fuck, it's like watching Punxsutawney Phil poke his head up and see his shadow before running back inside his burrow. Only, replace shadow with self awareness.
So let me get this straight. Bob chose to ignore someone he loves and not take rape allegations seriously so that he could continue hanging on the outskirts of some internet film critic community? What a piece of shit.
 
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Holy fuck, it's like watching Punxsutawney Phil poke his head up and see his shadow before running back inside his burrow. Only, replace shadow with self awareness.
For once in his life, Bob showed some sign of self awareness.

I wonder how long it will take for him to fuck it u-
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oh.

Hey @Cosmos, I found someone who isn't a fan of that Cracked article you posted. No surprise, he's a complete dickhead.
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And as a bonus, neither Bob nor the idiot he retweeted understand Fifty Shades of Grey. I've never even seen the movie and I know why this person is wrong. How bog-stupid do you have to be to not understand Fifty Shades of Grey?
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Hey @Cosmos, I found someone who isn't a fan of that Cracked article you posted. No surprise, he's a complete dickhead.
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David Wong: Hey, you shouldn't automatically pidgeonhole all Trump supporters as virulent racists, there's a lot of things that are influencing their decisions.
Bob Chipman: But all Trump supporters are virulent racists.

Nice one, Bob.
 
David Wong: Hey, you shouldn't automatically pidgeonhole all Trump supporters as virulent racists, there's a lot of things that are influencing their decisions.
Bob Chipman: But all Trump supporters are virulent racists.

Nice one, Bob.
Funny- main reason I might vote for Trump isn't because I'm afraid of Mexicans or immigrants, but mostly to spite white people like Chips Ahoy and Fu-Man-Wu.
 
I don't think a woman signing consent forms makes good porn.

50 Shades Of Grey is not good porn. fantastic comedy though.

the consent forms, or rather sex-slave contract which is discussed, revised and eventually signed over the course of many chapters does result in one of the funnier lines in the book:
Christian Grey said:
I’ll agree to the fisting, but I’d really like to claim your ass.
(he's agreeing to not fist her, I should add)

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And as a bonus, neither Bob nor the idiot he retweeted understand Fifty Shades of Grey. I've never even seen the movie and I know why this person is wrong. How bog-stupid do you have to be to not understand Fifty Shades of Grey?

Literally all you have to do is take a look at the wikipedia synopsis. It's a mix of BDSM fantasy and extremely indulgent writing. No middle aged women were getting wet over the scene where the two main characters negotiate how their relationship is going to go. It was all about the scenes with whips and candles and blindfolds, and "I'm submissive and pretty hesitant with BDSM stuff and maybe I can change this beast of a man into the man of my dreams!"

This is also a movie (and novel I assume, since I only watched the movie) where Christian Grey stipulates that she can't get fat or else she'll get punished, so not really the best example of feminist literature.
 
Literally all you have to do is take a look at the wikipedia synopsis. It's a mix of BDSM fantasy and extremely indulgent writing. No middle aged women were getting wet over the scene where the two main characters negotiate how their relationship is going to go. It was all about the scenes with whips and candles and blindfolds, and "I'm submissive and pretty hesitant with BDSM stuff and maybe I can change this beast of a man into the man of my dreams!"

This is also a movie (and novel I assume, since I only watched the movie) where Christian Grey stipulates that she can't get fat or else she'll get punished, so not really the best example of feminist literature.
There are few things less sexually arousing than intersectional feminism.

Mostly male feminists, and fat male feminists.
 
It'd be funny if a girl on twitter made sexual assault allegations about bob. He already looks to part and at this point he'd look like a jack ass for denying it

I was at Arby's with MovieBob, he said he wanted to taste my roast beef, and that's when he stuck his fingers down my panties. :c
#listenandbelieve
 
His head looks like it's been squashed. It's even more like a potato than in his stupid Twitter photo.

Who the hell cosplays as Captain N? That show sucks donkey dick.
Dobson loves Captain N too, right? I'm guessing there's a connection here. A connection involving manchildren who can't admit they used to love shitty cartoons as a kid.
 
I'm no feminist, but I'm actually extremely disgusted by the fact that bob didn't stand up for his own friend whom he knew PERSONALLY. All for what?
So Devin Feraci would notice him? Devin isn't close with him. Devin doesn't cross promote him (while blob will retweet Devin to no end).

He reminds me of those fat fuck losers you see at anime convensions who hang on to people they want to be friends with, then start going on and giving personal info and drama of their personal group of friends in hopes selling them up the river will get them an in with the new group.
 
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