Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Patrick Buttman]

it kind of scares me that there are people that think "I am good so everything i do is good" instead of "I do good things because i want to be good"

More like "I present the illusion that I do good and care about doing good, so that people who also do the same thing will let me leech off their fame"

 

[Judge Holden]

50 Shades Of Grey is not good porn. fantastic comedy though.

the consent forms, or rather sex-slave contract which is discussed, revised and eventually signed over the course of many chapters does result in one of the funnier lines in the book:

Spoiler: I am absolutely not making this up

(he's agreeing to not fist her, I should add)

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And now for no particular reasons, here is that line and a few others being read by Gilbert Gottfried

Yall are welcome.

Also this

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Of course you're going to deny it, Bob - that's exactly what a rape enabler would do!

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I only intentionally withheld critical information on a literal rapist. That's not a cover-up!

 

[Odie Esty]

the hardest part of this to believe is Bob was close enough to a woman to talk to her, much less be confided in.

 

[AnOminous]

Bob reminds me of a very sad tomato

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Bob reminds me of 3 miles of bad road.

 

[Ichimaru Gin]

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I do think that tagline is a bit overdramatic, but it's not innacurate either. It's exactly what he said he did, except with no sentimental "mea culpa" bullshit.

 

[Gordon Cole]

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Call me autistic, but I actually want to see Bob in court on the off chance he's so exceptional that he acts as his own lawyer.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Call me autistic, but I actually want to see Bob in court on the off chance he's so exceptional that he acts as his own lawyer.

Knowing him, he'd probably try to be his own jury and witness too.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

Call me autistic, but I actually want to see Bob in court on the off chance he's so exceptional that he acts as his own lawyer.

Bob is his own sovereign country. Because he's fat.

 

[Keystone]

Bob is his own sovereign country. Because he's fat.

That's being nice. I can see the headlines now,

"U.S. Justice System first in world to bring rape charges against a celestial body"

 

[FatNero]

Look guys he woulda ran to the cops but he aint got no feet.

 

[The Nothingness]

Bob is his own sovereign country. Because he's fat.

"Bob is his own planet. Because he's fat." FIFY

 

[Foltest]

Ain't it time for this thread to get a subtitle? Example "Morbid obese manchild who cover up sexual assault. Status of feets: Unkown".

 

[*Asterisk*]

Ain't it time for this thread to get a subtitle? Example "Morbid obese manchild who cover up sexual assault. Status of feets: Unkown".

Don't forget thread tags!

I'd like: autism, diabetes, fat, final solution, fedora tipping douchcanoe, male feminist, social justice, vidya, virgin pride.

 

[Foltest]

Don't forget thread tags!

I'd like: autism, diabetes, fat, final solution, fedora tipping douchcanoe, male feminist, social justice, vidya, virgin pride.

damn. I knew that i forgot something.

 

[*Asterisk*]

damn. I knew that i forgot something.

It was a hard choice deciding what to leave out, but I believe Bob Chipmab's too fat and too fascistic to qualify as a nü-male.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Knowing him, he'd probably try to be his own jury and witness too.

Don't forget executioner. These types like that job.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Don't forget executioner. These types like that job.

At this point, he might as well also be the Bailiff, Sternographer and the audience.