Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Adamska]

So I wonder how hard it would blow Blob's mind if someone told him that a president has limits on what they can do and that they still need strong control over legislation and need to worry about the courts? Probably quite a bit given that he understands the US system worse than some children.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

So I wonder how hard it would blow Blob's mind if someone told him that a president has limits on what they can do and that they still need strong control over legislation and need to worry about the courts? Probably quite a bit given that he understands the US system worse than some children.

Well, you got to remember, Bob's grasp of politics is just simple "These guys said something, so it must be true!". That or him completely missing the point... which is the case for literally everything he talks about anyway.

 

[Absolutego]

And anyone who works in network security is triggered by morons like this thinking they have any better of a technical understanding of the implications of her email server than their tech-retarded parents.

 

[Positron]

So I wonder how hard it would blow Blob's mind if someone told him that a president has limits on what they can do and that they still need strong control over legislation and need to worry about the courts? Probably quite a bit given that he understands the US system worse than some children.

You mean Mutter Rodham can't go on raining bullets on dissenting subhuman garbage as in a first-person shooter game?
Oh bad metaphor, I should say "stomp them to a paste as in a Mario game".

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

You mean Mutter Rodham can't go on raining bullets on dissenting subhuman garbage as in a first-person shooter game?
Oh bad metaphor, I should say "stomp them to a paste as in a Mario game".

The bullets will have little faces drawn on them.

 

[muina]

Spoiler: Bob talks about gaming journalism and consumer rights

Mel Gibson:

That's enough for me today

 

[Positron]

Bloby's favorite movie of the year so far was The Neon Demon, which is every bit as fucked up as any Troma movie, which the bonus that all the atrocity were done to women.

Makes you wonder who is the "DEEPLY unwell" person.

 

[TonyTopps]

Didn't the Democrats distance themselves from BLM when they, you know, started killing cops? Isn't there currently a crime spike because police are afraid to get involved in things in fear of being called a racist and having their carriers ruined? Isn't black voter turnout significantly lower compared to last two election cycles? Yeah, a real power-base for voter turnout. Also, I know that Bob's "law-enforcement reform" includes nationalizing the police which is a spectacularly stupid idea that would only seem like a good idea to people who have lived in one place all their life and have taken no time to learn about places outside of their basement.

In regards to the games journalism, if a company can give a twitch streamer early access to game and get better coverage than an "official journalism website" that will play it shittily and call elements of it "problematic" in some shape or form, the company will choose the twitch streamer. There is no law that says "you must give an official site a review copy." In a perfect world, I would side with the news sites but the sites that have not been sent review copies are shit anyway and you can get way better info about a game watching a stream or reading a forum.

Bob really needs to just use his own website to publish these multi-tweet blog posts. Of coarse if he did that no one would read them and most of his twitter traffic anyway is people calling him an idiot when he goes on these tirades.

 

[FatNero]

Spoiler: Bob talks about gaming journalism and consumer rights

Mel Gibson:

That's enough for me today

Bob, stop tweeting.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Bob, stop tweeting.

In fact, he should probably get off the computer, rethink his life choices and lose a fuckton of weight.

But that's only in our worldview. Instead, Bob's going to increase his influx of tweets and gain maybe 150 more pounds to make his mental thought process even less comprehensible than it already is.

 

[Lensherr]

Bloby's favorite movie of the year so far was The Neon Demon, which is every bit as fucked up as any Troma movie, which the bonus that all the atrocity were done to women.

Makes you wonder who is the "DEEPLY unwell" person.

It's obvious that he has a vendetta against Gibson due to the man's personal beliefs.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

"And she would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids troublesome Law Enforcement officials!"

 

[Spudnik]

It's obvious that he has a vendetta against Gibson due to the man's personal beliefs.

Bob's just jealous that, despite his full-figured rack, Gibson-senpai will never call him Sugar-tits,

 

[Gordon Cole]

, just,

 

[Assorted Nuts]

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, just,

I've joked that Bob thinks Hillary can do no wrong, but it's 100% true. She could literally eat a baby on live television and he'd defend it.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Probably because the Supreme Court shouldn't be a political entity, but shit, what do I know?

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I read his diabetes post and despite everyone (including me) laughing at him when it happened, I did fell kind of sorry for him.

Until he pinned part of the blame for it on his getting fired from the Escapist because he acted like a sperg which made me realise the whole thing was mostly self-inflicted. He even tries to pretend it was "suddenly" and "without warning", when we know full well he was warned. I'm only surprised he didn't pull a Wu and try and say GamerGate gave him diabetes.

Why the fuck is he using a uk url?

 

[Foltest]

For Bob, Clinton is his god. She can do nothing wrong, no matter what. If Clinton loses, his faith will be shatter and he will turn to something else to worship. He is a believer. He need something to have faith in, or else he is lost.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

For Bob, Clinton is his god. She can do nothing wrong, no matter what. If Clinton loses, his faith will be shatter and he will turn to something else to worship. He is a believer. He need something to have faith in, or else he is lost.

So what, if she loses is it gonna be like that scene where Immortan Joe dies and bob will have the same expression as that warboy?

 

[_blank_]

I've joked that Bob thinks Hillary can do no wrong, but it's 100% true. She could literally eat a baby on live television and he'd defend it.

"Well, obviously that baby was going to become a dudebro GamerGater. Probably a rapist too, judging by his penis. Trust me, I've been around the block a few times and I know a raping penis when I see one."