Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Dr. Dik said:
He is really going to die on the "people only voted against Hillary because they are sexist" hill isn't he? Despite the fact that more than half of white women voted trump.
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is he still stroke bros with Jon McIntosh? because...
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buffaloWildWings said:
It was molasses. In the dead of winter. A slowmoving liquid that froze and became even more slowmoving.
You would have to be an extremely fat idiot to die from that.
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I'd honestly believe Bob would die in a molasses flood. He'd probably. Crawl over to it and try to suck it up into his fat greasy face, but then he'd accidentally get carried away and get his face stuck in it, kicking hard trying to push on the ground with his little stumps of where his legs used to be while screaming out for Mario to save him.
 
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Butta Face Lopez said:
Has he expressed his sorrow at Castro's death yet?
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Nah, he's just been making retweeting comparisons between Castro and, you guessed it... Trump.
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"strong man dictator" :story: I love how many idiots severely overestimate Trump's power.

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The tweet in question literally just says, "Castro is dead!" Only desperate and stupid lefties would be able to read anything into that.

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Someone else actually shilled his Patreon for him. Damn.

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At least this guy gets it.
 
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looks like Blob is deferring to womyn with brown-sounding names on the Castro issue.

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>insta-Cuban scholars
also known as people who were paying attention in history class?

edit: more Trumpsperging:
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Ludibrium said:

23:13 - 25:20

Bob takes a break in the middle of a video to spend 2 minutes virtue signalling about the Clintons and jerking himself off.
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I see Bob didn't go for the insanely grating Bahstahn voice today. That's certainly something.
 
Reality said:
Can't Bob just stick to blogging with this shit? Constantly having multi-tweet dialogues like this usually means you're doing something wrong.
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I've said it before, Bob is impressively long winded. His blog posts are too long, his videos are too long, his tweets are too long. Yet no matter how many words he uses every single one is devoid of substance. Zero plus zero is still zero.
 
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PurpleDude said:
That first fucking tweet. THE AMERICAN FUCKING REVOLUTION, HELLO! He lives in goddamn BOSTON! What a joke. I think this is the first time Bob's exceptionalism has gotten to me. Usually I can just laugh off his nonsense. This is just too ridiculous.
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It's not uncommon for leftists to believe America was a mistake. Ask your average liberal whether they think the US or the UK is superior.

These are people who think the United States wasn't founded on religious freedom but rather the freedom for the Puritans to religiously oppress in the non-presence of a benevolent progressive Christian monarchy to stop them.
 
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It's funny because Bob has a tremendous hate boner for Red Letter Media. For being smarter than him. For being more successful than him. For having an actual gang of friends to make their low-budget crap movies instead of filming himself all alone in a fat ninja costume. For making fun of him directly. For being the mildly left-of-center sorts that would make fun of him directly and sjw-ism in general.

Red Letter Media's Plinkett review of Titanic, the movie he says is "Really That Good," just boils down to "pap for the masses, but well-made pap for the masses." Because Mike Stoklasa is an actual likable grumpy film-snob.

Addendum: The Hitler video with Bob's angry tweets that "anime avatar twitter" is passing around, was made by a trans woman, Bob.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
I see Bob didn't go for the insanely grating Bahstahn voice today. That's certainly something.
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That implies he can turn it off. That means he chooses to make his videos more unwatchable. What a mook; he might actually cause his heart to fibrillate if he doesn't chill out with this election thing.
 
I have no idea how anybody can tolerate his videos: his speech has no rhythm and no intonation, no to mention no content. All he does is to splutter out the maximum number of words per minute.
 
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