Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[kcbbq]

Gave himself the 'beetus.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Gave himself the 'beetus.

I wish Chris had the 'beetus.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

The main difference being that Chris actually got laid.

 

[Lensherr]

The main difference being that Chris actually got laid.

He had to pay for it though. I wonder if Bob's done the same.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Blob really does have way too many similarities with Chris.

Still lives with relatives
Unhealthily obsessed with a particular video game company/series
Supported Hillary Clinton for irrational reasons
Still attached to terrible old cartoons
Writes in a way that takes a total shit on the English language
Insanely self important
Totally lacking in self-awareness
Way too hung up on a dead dog
Unable to form an original or coherent political position
Has had an imagined or otherwise fictional conversation with Shigeru Miyamoto
Has insane fantasies
Creates terrible, terrible fanworks about said fantasies
Speak in a cartoonishly exaggerated accent from an east coast state
FAT

Did I miss anything?

Irregular sleeping patterns.
Making videos that look like the camera was in a jar of piss.
Won't get an actual job.
Begs for money.
Awful fashion sense.
Complains and s about dang, dirty trolls.
Was mocked in school.
Questionable hygiene.
Stress Sighs a lot.
Refuses to change.
Blames everyone but himself for shit that's his fault.
Hates most men.
Is followed by us.

There anything else?

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Irregular sleeping patterns.
Making videos that look like the camera was in a jar of piss.
Won't get an actual job.
Begs for money.
Awful fashion sense.
Complains and s about dang, dirty trolls.
Was mocked in school.
Questionable hygiene.
Stress Sighs a lot.
Refuses to change.
Blames everyone but himself for shit that's his fault.
Hates most men.
Is followed by us.

There anything else?

Balding.

 

[Ichimaru Gin]

The connection he's trying to imply is pretty insane, too. Yes, he's picked two FORMER employees from Goldman-Sachs. Does he think that just because they worked for Goldman-Sachs at one point they are now bound by life-long allegiance to that company? If I work at McDonald's for two years I have to offer happy meals to everyone I meet for the rest of my life?

Of course if Donald Trump is serious about his attempts to reduce the corporate stranglehold in America´s politics, the most obvious move would be to hire insiders from those same corporations to help him understand what makes them tick and control them. Now I'm not saying I have any information to say for sure this is what Donald Trump is planning, but I feel my autism is far inferior in comparison to Moviebob's and thus my argument is more plausible. I'll leave that for you to decide.

 

[TheImportantFart]

There anything else?

Has incredibly narrow and childish taste in video games.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Has incredibly narrow and childish taste in video games.

Along with an inexplicably mature taste in film for reasons such as blood and tig ol' bitties instead of story or characters.

 

[Emperor Julian]

There anything else?

-illogical grudge against sections of the gaming industry.
-failed relationship with family.
-over invested in internet drama
-seethes with resentment over those dang dirty trolls/ gamergate despite the fact they could just block and ignore
-has ED page with factually correct info because the truth is funnier than anything they could make up

 

[Lensherr]

The only difference between Bob and Chris is that Bob is more well-spoken (and that's not saying much).

 

[TheImportantFart]

Hm...

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Hm...

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With that awkward thumbs up I'd say Bob's picture is more like shecameforcwc.

 

[Lorento]

With that awkward thumbs up I'd say Bob's picture is more like shecameforcwc.

She came for Bob.

She stayed for Mario.

 

[A Random]

Did Bob move back to his parents' house while I wasn't looking?

 

[Keystone]

She came for Bob.

She stayed for Mario.

Cucked by Mario.

Ah who are we kidding, that's probably one of his fetishes.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Hm...

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I love that uncomfortable vapid grin Anita's sporting. Makes me wonder if he tried to sperg about his views on video games to her right before.

 

[StarvingAutist]

Nah, Bob isn't like Chris. As far as we know, his scrotum doesn't have an open weeping sore.

 

[Jaimas]

The only difference between Bob and Chris is that Bob is more well-spoken (and that's not saying much).

I dunno, Bob has more chins.

 

[Lackadaisy]

Nah, Bob isn't like Chris. As far as we know, his scrotum doesn't have an open weeping sore.