Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[SteelPlatedHeart]

How do the most pathetic sad people always seem to have the biggest ego?

 

[Bob Page]

How do the most pathetic sad people always seem to have the biggest ego?

They believe the world revolves around them and have no desire to learn marketable skills due to being coddled by their parents.

I view bob as some guy that aspires to be a one of those fascist despots from the cold war era:
-craves power
-despises people he has even the slightest disagreement
-sense of self superiority
-claims to be for the people while wanting to be part of the elite
-double standards
-wants all the benefits for himself and his friends while leaving everyone else to suffer

All that, his ego, his fat and his all-bark-no-bite demeanor makes him something more pathetic: a useless blob with no purpose other than to scream like a toddler.

 

[Lorento]

Daily reminder that this man dreamed of Shigeru Miyamoto and believes that EA and Activision did 9/11. How can anyone take him seriously lol.

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

Bob got ten times worse since the last time someone called him an outright facist, which I assume was five minutes ago.

He has absolutely zero perspective. I wonder how he'd view the American people after spending a month in China and listening to their views on foreigners and immigration. In the end, he's a fat pampered baby complaining that his pillow isn't soft enough while the rest of the world sleeps on stones.

Not a sheltered liberal? Fuck off. When was the last - or first, I guess - time Bob really stood up for something? When did he really put himself on the line for his values? All he does all day is sit in front of his computer and rant on social media or his blog and when he doesn't do that he's putting way too much thought into meaningless things like video games and movies - not because it's important (eventhough he convinced himself it is), but because that's what's comfortable to him. Because he's a useless manchild. He's living off of a Patreon that somehow does well enough that he can just take a month off of his "job" to have more time for ranting without getting paid any less. That's the very fucking definition of sheltered.

Like so many others he convinced himself that shitting out tweets that barely ever break a hundred likes is the most important thing he can do to help those poor minorities when in reality it's just a giant circlejerk.

Bob stood for what he believes in by dehumanizing people over that gater shit, and for sticking to his principles, he was fired from his job.

 

[Dr. Dik]

Christ, Bob is a complete Sociopath. I can't believe he thinks he is some shining beacon on a hill for all of human kind to aspire to when he wants old veterans to die because they voted differently than him.

 

[Positron]

Bob needs a lot of things. Going by these tweets, therapy to deal with high school is one of them, followed by a girlfriend, time away from the internet, a dietitian and lastly an prosthetist for his feet.

Cross out the girlfriend. No one deserves Blob.

How do the most pathetic sad people always seem to have the biggest ego?

Compensation. Inferiority Complex. A self-imposed isolation from reality.

 

[ZehnBoat]

When was the last - or first, I guess - time Bob really stood up for something?

obviously when it was to get something to eat

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Daily reminder that this man dreamed of Shigeru Miyamoto and believes that EA and Activision did 9/11. How can anyone take him seriously lol.

Damn, you beat me to it.
Though you forgot to mention the Captain N fanfic about said dreams.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Not a sheltered liberal? Fuck off. When was the last - or first, I guess - time Bob really stood up for something? When did he really put himself on the line for his values? All he does all day is sit in front of his computer and rant on social media or his blog and when he doesn't do that he's putting way too much thought into meaningless things like video games and movies - not because it's important (eventhough he convinced himself it is), but because that's what's comfortable to him. Because he's a useless manchild. He's living off of a Patreon that somehow does well enough that he can just take a month off of his "job" to have more time for ranting without getting paid any less. That's the very fucking definition of sheltered.

Bit of powerleving here, but I camapaigned for the labour party last election and remain during brexit. Door to door, rough estates. Pamfleting in shit weather. Long frustrating arguements with the general public and taking abuse from every cunt who hates the career politians and figures I'm fair game. I don't mind that Bob's job is pretty pointless because frankly if doing a shit pointless job was a sin we'd all be damned, but I doubt Bob or his useless gutless ilk did much for the Democrat campaign I suppose it's easier to simply view the plebs with absolute distaste than try and talk them around.

 

[FatNero]

I think it's important to remember, Bob thinks politics are a manifestation of the extra dimensional video game wars he was told about in a dream and that he's the savior of humanity... just you know, worth keeping in mind.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob's critiquing Eric Trump's fashion sense now, huh? Let's take a look at what he wore in his latest video:

Truly, Bob's the second coming of Karl Lagerfeld. Even his trolls agree:

EDIT: I don't know what's sadder, Bob's lack of self-awareness, or the fact that all these photos were for "publicity":

 

[Ichimaru Gin]

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Bob's critiquing Eric Trump's fashion sense now, huh? Let's take a look at what he wore in his latest video:
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Truly, Bob's the second coming of Karl Lagerfeld. Even his trolls agree:
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I mean, "retard who spergs on youtube and Twitter and faps to Mario" doesn't have as high an outfit standard as "President of the United States". But still, c'mon Bob, glass houses and that shit.

 

[Lorento]

Bit of powerleving here, but I camapaigned for the labour party last election and remain during brexit. Door to door, rough estates. Pamfleting in shit weather. Long frustrating arguements with the general public and taking abuse from every cunt who hates the career politians and figures I'm fair game. I don't mind that Bob's job is pretty pointless because frankly if doing a shit pointless job was a sin we'd all be damned, but I doubt Bob or his useless gutless ilk did much for the Democrat campaign I suppose it's easier to simply view the plebs with absolute distaste than try and talk them around.

I think that's what's so infuriating about Bob. I can respect someone who goes out and pounds on doors and campaigns for what they believe in, even if I disagree with them (Albeit on Brexit, I did vote Labour in 2015). I can't respect someone whos form of political engagement is via twitter rant.

 

[muina]

full comment

 

[A Random]

Is he saying he voluntarily used a pic of himself looking like a fatter and uglier Mario for publicity purposes?

Is his brain suffering from its own form of diabetes too?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Voluntarily uploaded for publicity? That makes his size 52 jeans and dime store blazers acceptable?

Is the Trump scion's wardrobe less forgivable because he was being held at gunpoint or something?

Lose weight, fatso, or lose a foot.

 

[ZehnBoat]

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Bob's critiquing Eric Trump's fashion sense now, huh? Let's take a look at what he wore in his latest video:
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Truly, Bob's the second coming of Karl Lagerfeld. Even his trolls agree:
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EDIT: I don't know what's sadder, Bob's lack of self-awareness, or the fact that all these photos were for "publicity":
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Spoiler: made this after seeing the green screen picture (honestly it's a shitty green screen)

 

[A Random]

Also, what exactly is that 'Super Mario 3 shirt' pic supposed to mean? Is he staring at the ruins of 9/11 to prepare himself for what the dreams told him?

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Also, what exactly is that 'Super Mario 3 shirt' pic supposed to mean? Is he staring at the ruins of 9/11 to prepare himself for what the dreams told him?

I think it's him trying to be cool. The problems are 1. he's wearing a bright yellow Mario shirt and 2. he looks like a child molester.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Given all the insulting nicknames we give him, he can't judge others for their handles: