Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Assorted Nuts]

The Game Overeater dodges the issue of Cologne.

Because you would never judge individuals as a collective, would you Chimpman?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I think that's what's so infuriating about Bob. I can respect someone who goes out and pounds on doors and campaigns for what they believe in, even if I disagree with them (Albeit on Brexit, I did vote Labour in 2015). I can't respect someone whos form of political engagement is via twitter rant.

What people like Bob don't seem to understand is they are just yelling into an echo chamber.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Spoiler: made this after seeing the green screen picture (honestly it's a shitty green screen)

"You're going to need a lot more than a map and a compass to get out of this dungeon."

 

[thismanlies]

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Bob's critiquing Eric Trump's fashion sense now, huh? Let's take a look at what he wore in his latest video:
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Truly, Bob's the second coming of Karl Lagerfeld. Even his trolls agree:
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EDIT: I don't know what's sadder, Bob's lack of self-awareness, or the fact that all these photos were for "publicity":
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Given the way he dresses, I guarantee he'd shit his pants if he ever ran into a member of the Gambino Family.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Given all the insulting nicknames we give him, he can't judge others for their handles:
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Kinda proved his point there, Bobbo.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

After hearing about his dream and other tidbits from that podcast, I think MovieBob is my new favorite lolcow. Why do people give him thousands of dollars of month again?

 

[CleverJokeHere]

After hearing about his dream and other tidbits from that podcast, I think MovieBob is my new favorite lolcow. Why do people give him thousands of dollars of month again?

As difficult as it may be to imagine, there are many people even more autistic than Bob with enough disposable income to keep his internet Gibs coming. They're just generally less spectacular and thus less interesting in their 'tism.

 

[CervixHammer]

thanks for the greenscreen blob.

 

[Gordon Cole]

thanks for the greenscreen blob.
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Funny thing is, it's not even a greenscreen. In the uncropped photo, it's literally just a wall he painted to look like a greenscreen:

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Funny thing is, it's not even a greenscreen. In the uncropped photo, it's literally just a wall he painted to look like a greenscreen:
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There wasn't a screen wide enough for Bob.

 

[CervixHammer]

Funny thing is, it's not even a greenscreen. In the uncropped photo, it's literally just a wall he painted to look like a greenscreen:
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dammit, bob.

 

[muina]

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

His weird sunken-in cheeks still weird me out.

 

[CleverJokeHere]

His weird sunken-in cheeks still weird me out.

His body is collapsing as more and more of his body tissue becomes pure beetus. Soon Movie Slob will become the living embodiment of Diabetes.

On that day, only one man will be able to stop him.

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

His weird sunken-in cheeks still weird me out.

At least he's lost a tiny bit of weight. About time, especially coming from the guy who said that gamers should be healthier.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

His weird sunken-in cheeks still weird me out.

It's all I can focus on in his pictures. I have only seen cheeks like that on the terminally ill and they're usually skin and bones at that point.

 

[cypocryphy]

The Game Overeater dodges the issue of Cologne.
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Because you would never judge individuals as a collective, would you Chimpman?

I'm kinda surprised he'd tweet that. I guess since it's because he considers the women who were assaulted to have less privilege points or something because they're white. If it was white dudebros who did all that you know he'd be all about the collective guilt.

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

The lack of self awareness is fucking staggering

 

[breadandcircuses]

Bob's doubling down on Third Way Democrats is kinda hilarious.

Except none of them win.

Slick Willy was an outsider. So was Barry. But Gore? Kerry? Shrillary? Establishment picks of the Third Way, doubling down on being socially liberal, but not being fiscally liberal.

 

[DrunkTails]

After hearing about his dream and other tidbits from that podcast, I think MovieBob is my new favorite lolcow. Why do people give him thousands of dollars of month again?

As Jaimas said earlier in this thread; the thousands of dollars may actually be money being passed around between these idiots. I wouldn't be surprised if Bob's actual income is more in the realm of 3 digits.

thanks for the greenscreen blob.
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Chris Hansen is about to choke a bitch. I would love to see an episode of "Catch a predator" where Chris tells Bob to take a seat and point out to him on how Bob has been helping pro-pedos.

Funny thing is, it's not even a greenscreen. In the uncropped photo, it's literally just a wall he painted to look like a greenscreen:
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Even someone like me who has zero experience in working in greenscreens would try to be careful NOT putting a fucking object that can interfere with the greenscreen. It speaks a lot about someone who claims to be a professional film critic to make such an idiotic mistake.

His body is collapsing as more and more of his body tissue becomes pure beetus. Soon Movie Slob will become the living embodiment of Diabetes.

On that day, only one man will be able to stop him.

Wilford Brimley will introduce Bob to Super Diabetes.