Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Funny thing is, it's not even a greenscreen. In the uncropped photo, it's literally just a wall he painted to look like a greenscreen:
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Goddamn it, why? That has to be the most exceptional way to have a green screen possible. It takes more effort to paint the damn wall than to just buy a sheet.
 
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PurpleDude said:
Goddamn it, why? That has to be the most exceptional way to have a green screen possible. It takes more effort to paint the damn wall than to just buy a sheet.
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Painting a wall isn't a terrible way to go, lighting a shitty cheap sheet properly can be a pain in the ass. That being said you usually don't include a wall with a fucking light switch. He also doesn't give himself enough space between himself and the wall and himself and the camera. So you get a ton of spill which is why his face always looks like a diseased apple.
 
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blob could improve his greenscreen skills very easily:
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I literally just typed how to green screen. The first result was a 6 min video on how to green screen. If I had a green cloth I could probably do it without problems by just following instructions on How To.

FatNero said:
Painting a wall isn't a terrible way to go, lighting a shitty cheap sheet properly can be a pain in the ass. That being said you usually don't include a wall with a fucking light switch. He also doesn't give himself enough space between himself and the wall and himself and the camera. So you get a ton of spill which is why his face always looks like a diseased apple.
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The thing is purchasing a sheet that isn't glossy or shiny works just as fine. Heck Bob could easily purchase a green curtain and it would be better. Another thing why a sheet is better because it would cover up any wall sockets or light switches that can end up in your way when using green screen. My suspicions is that Bob is using a small room thinking that he's being economic. Judging from the lighting on his skin, I suspect that he doesn't even bother using proper lighting which makes me think that he is literally using a fucking ceiling light.

CervixHammer said:
blob could improve his greenscreen skills very easily:
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Ironically he did use that kind of green screen once. It was in the season 1 of his overthinker series. And yes it is stupid.
 
AnOminous said:
Christ this motherfucker is stupid. Those blue collar workers weren't "moderate Republicans" you fat cunt. They were reliably Democratic voters before this shit. Many of them voted for Obama. If Hillary had kept just the people who voted for Obama last time, she would have won.
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See, they voted from Trump, though. And they're white. And they do a job that isn't bitch about first person shooters on some show on youtube and tweet about the goobledy gookers all day. So ipso facto, republicans!
 
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GentlemanFaggot said:
What the fuck? Why would you paint a green screen? How in the hell is that more reasonable than buying a screen?
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Because you want even lighting, a sheet can stretch even when pulled tight you eventually end up with rolls folds and bumps, which cast shadows and make keying a pain in the ass.

Painting a flat surface creates perfectly even lighting conditions. Most chroma key studios have flat walls, not sheets, with a cyc built at the bottom.
 
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Fulda's Gap said:
Illinois.
California.
New York.

All shitholes. But, do go point to the tiny New England states as example, because they're ALL blue.

Right?
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This entire argument relies on really low resolution pictures of how these environments operate. Factors related to economic geography motivate some lolbertarian to start a business in California, and if it's a big success, then someone wants to claim credit for all of the economic activity it spurs (while decrying the tech bros). They also will want to claim the neighboring universities (which can be a contributing factor in the choice of founding of the business in the first place), and the surrounding local schools for the children of high wage workers. They of course aren't as eager to claim the lower-performing neighborhoods with high crime, poorer scholastic performance, and bullet-hardened predatory businesses. In the case of California, they are likely to claim credit for agricultural production, even when the people responsible for it aren't necessarily followers of their political philosophies either.
This is part of the madness of those blue/red electoral maps, which, even at a district level, are imperfect representations of the people that live there. It also involves no small amount of cargo cult thinking, because adopting California economic policies isn't going to magically transform South Dakota into the 10th largest economy in the world.
 
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AnOminous said:
Christ this motherfucker is stupid. Those blue collar workers weren't "moderate Republicans" you fat cunt. They were reliably Democratic voters before this shit. Many of them voted for Obama. If Hillary had kept just the people who voted for Obama last time, she would have won.
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Yup. They were previously referred to as "Reagan Democrats." I guess they're "Trump Democrats" now.
 
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AnOminous said:
Christ this motherfucker is stupid. Those blue collar workers weren't "moderate Republicans" you fat cunt. They were reliably Democratic voters before this shit. Many of them voted for Obama. If Hillary had kept just the people who voted for Obama last time, she would have won.
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Assuming they weren't alienated by Clinton being shoved down their throats first. Public opinion changes, simple as that.

Though it's not like Bob would understand any of this. Considering he's got little to no grasp on anything not Mario-related.
 
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Reality said:
It's funny because he did just that for his Captain N insert in The Game Overeater. I kid you not, he considers Captain N to be above the corporeal realm of carbon-based life.
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And again, just so we don't forget, he thinks all this is real. That he's the embodiment of this magical video game realm in our reality.

Bob is insane.
 
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