Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

He's posting on Geek.com. Thou it seems to be written reviews unlike his old escapist stuff. He's mostly sperging out on twitter because Trump won presidential.

He's still doing videos, we just get to see his child molester mug and hear his Bahstahn accent more than just hearing his normal voice.

Now that I think about it, compare his last video for The Escapist, Kingsman:

Versus his first video after getting sacked, Fifty Shades of Grey:

The Escapist told him to speak in a voice people would want to hear, and the accent is just his exceptional way of sticking it to them.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Now, just a reminder...

Spoiler: THIS IS WHAT MOVIE BOB ACTUALLY BELIEVES!

 

[Reality]

Versus his first video after getting sacked, Fifty Shades of Grey:

2:05
"I'm not trying to start some shit, I'm saying that's what it feels like."

The classic response of a brainwashed SJW.

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

I think this is my new favorite exchange from MovieKnob
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So, "things change" except this block is now beyond reason. So things don't change? Or can they only change one way? What the fuck is it? And then he totally dodges the point about how many people in the rustbelt didn't even vote. I can only assume it's an attempt to keep his delusion of it as Trumpkinville. What a shithead.

Unless you win elections you don't get to remake shit. You get nothing. Maybe at some point that reality will penetrate his autism. Elections aren't to reassure you of your intelligence or moral superiority.

 

[CleverJokeHere]

Bob is clearly advocating for a coup against the American people, most likely he'd prefer a bloody and brutal one. Now, exactly how he thinks this is going to go down is a matter for debate. Does he think Obama should order the military to bring those Trump voting super predators to heel? Does he imagine himself, Anita, Dobson, and an army of Womens Studies majors fighting a long and glorious guerilla war against the Trump Reich? Will I ever stop laughing at the mental image of the latter? Food for thought.

(Incidentally Bobby's least favorite kind of food.)

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Bob is clearly advocating for a coup against the American people, most likely he'd prefer a bloody and brutal one. Now, exactly how he thinks this is going to go down is a matter for debate. Does he think Obama should order the military to bring those Trump voting super predators to heel? Does he imagine himself, Anita, Dobson, and an army of Womens Studies majors fighting a long and glorious guerilla war against the Trump Reich? Will I ever stop laughing at the mental image of the latter? Food for thought.

(Incidentally Bobby's least favorite kind of food.)

Sounds an awful lot like what some of the extremist Trump supporters were suggesting pre election -
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...ers-warn-of-another-revolutionary-war-if-hil/

But since Bob thinks he's on THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY then it'd be completely diffrent to those unreasonable anti-intellectuals.

 

[muina]

 

[Gordon Cole]

wow. This is the first time I'm at a loss for words with Bob. He's just that far gone in terms of not seeing the bigger picture and completely missing the point.

 

[Positron]

"...that's why no one listens to you, because you're retarded."
"Ha ha you're listening. Gotcha!"

I swear Bobby is reliving his childhood, except this time he is the (incredibly lame) bully.

 

[76LD910]

Bob is clearly advocating for a coup against the American people, most likely he'd prefer a bloody and brutal one.

The electoral collage would be virtually impossible to abolish without breaking up the union, so he must think the blue halve of the country can defeat the red halve which has virtually all the food and other resources the blue halve needs to function. They would have a real difficult time of it considering the overwhelming majority of the police and military voted for Trump.

This is assuming Bob has the slightest idea of how the world works.

 

[Lensherr]

He's still doing videos, we just get to see his child molester mug and hear his Bahstahn accent more than just hearing his normal voice.

Now that I think about it, compare his last video for The Escapist, Kingsman:

Versus his first video after getting sacked, Fifty Shades of Grey:

The Escapist told him to speak in a voice people would want to hear, and the accent is just his exceptional way of sticking it to them.

Just to give you an idea of how fucking over-the-top it is, I watched The Departed recently, and not a SINGLE actor's accent was as exaggerated as Bob's, an actual Bostonian. He's like a cartoon character come to life.

 

[The Nothingness]

The electoral collage would be virtually impossible to abolish without breaking up the union, so he must think the blue halve of the country can defeat the red halve which has virtually all the food and other resources the blue halve needs to function. They would have a real difficult time of it considering the overwhelming majority of the police and military voted for Trump.

Plus what will the blue half use as weapons? Surely not those evil guns

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Just to give you an idea of how fucking over-the-top it is, I watched The Departed recently, and not a SINGLE actor's accent was as exaggerated as Bob's, an actual Bostonian. He's like a cartoon character come to life.

I think I've said this before, but Blob's accent legitimately makes JFK sound like the queen of England.

 

[76LD910]

Plus what will the blue half use as weapons? Surely not those evil guns

The majority of gun deaths occur in blue counties, same with most other violent crime. But its mostly committed by brown people, so lefties usually don't count them when they go on about gun violence and would rather invoke images of dirty Trump voting red-necks jacking off with gun polish while watching coverage of mass shootings on TV instead.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

The majority of gun deaths occur in blue counties, same with most other violent crime. But its mostly committed by brown people, so lefties usually don't count them when they go on about gun violence and would rather invoke images of dirty Trump voting red-necks jacking off with gun polish while watching coverage of mass shootings on TV instead.

It is kind of odd how gun control legislation in large population centers isn't equated as overt racism or keeping the brown man down. Too lazy to look it up but I'm willing to bet gun possession charges and incarcerations in blue states contributes mightily to the lopsided ratios of black men in prison.

 

[A Random]

So does that mean that the 'illuminated elites' revolution Bob wants will focus on brown people as their main forces?

I'm not sure how I feel about such a path, to be honest.

 

[cypocryphy]

Trying to explain things to Bob he does not agree with is like talking to a brick wall. He won't even attempt a rebuttal, just a smart-ass remark or he does the (anime avatar) thing.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

But what if your avatar isn't an anime avatar, but a smart looking, professionally dressed woman of color?

 

[FK 635]

Speaking as someone who...

A. Strongly dislikes Donald Trump
and
B. Greatly enjoys Mario games

Bob needs to stfu. Trump is our president, we have to deal with it. That's life, and we have to learn to cooperate. Also, Mario is *not* the greatest game series in the world, fun as it may be.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

You know, I'm reading all these tweets, but all I'm getting from them is Bob going "REEEEEE" like Adam Sandler in The Waterboy.