Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Intelligent Calcium]

He has repeatedly said Hentai isn't porn but art. I ain't fuckin with you here. He legitimately believes that hentai is an art form. I will not tell you the horrible imagery I get when I imagine what he does when he has such...art.

That aside, I can understand claiming that it's porn and art but denying that it's porn in the first place seems a little ridiculous.

 

[Julius Evola]

The Empire of the Rising Mario would never create mere filth!

Bob is gross.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

I just love how Bob views the rural people as not important, when they are usually the same people who provide fatsos like him with the food they need to exist. I mean sure its good that they can live in luxury within the cities, but that $2000+ apple laptop ain't worth shit when you're starving.

I'll bet when Herr Blob finally ascends to his throne on the Moon, the Fuhrer of the new Glorious Nintendo Master Race will surely use his skills of sperging about Adam Sandler movies to grow wheat there.

 

[NQ 952]

I'll bet when Herr Blob finally ascends to his throne on the Moon, the Fuhrer of the new Glorious Nintendo Master Race will surely use his skills of sperging about Adam Sandler movies to grow wheat there.

Bob's future is so fucking weird.

 

[Ravelord]

Bob is so fucking weird.

FTFY

 

[muina]

 

[A Random]

So you're just a faggot then.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Matey Potatey is pretty much admitting he has no real ideas for actually achieving his insane ends. What is this nonsense? A post-agrarian society? Food isn't gonna come from nowhere. Especially with this fat fuck shoving so much of it down his gullet. You can't grow wheat on the moon.

 

[Bloody bunny]

well,he's being honest at least, his views are extreme they are also stupid,unworkable,and from the mind of a retard.

 

[A Random]

Matey Potatey is pretty much admitting he has no real ideas for actually achieving his insane ends. What is this nonsense? A post-agrarian society? Food isn't gonna come from nowhere. Especially with this fat fuck shoving so much of it down his gullet. You can't grow wheat on the moon.

No, see, farming's going to be completely mechanized in the future, so robots are going to replace all those DANG, DIRTY FARMERS who are holding America back from achieving its TRUE GLORY as the NEW MASTERS OF THE WORLD.

But Mashey Potatey is the type of person who thinks that the only reason why there aren't hoverboards and self-lacing shoes now is because the time spent farming is the time spent not developing that stuff. And farming is only such a retrograde activity because the conservatives want it to be so, to profit the most from the 'little man' who is literally too stupid to do anything but shit himself.

...gods. How much prejudice do you need to have when you literally treat your fellows of same ethnicity as yourself with the same prejudice racists devote to other ethnicities?

 

[Dongus]

How much prejudice do you need to have when you literally treat your fellows of same ethnicity as yourself with the same prejudice racists devote to other ethnicities?

Bob has no real control over his life, so he needs to blame his problems on a scapegoat to make sense of the world. To a certain degree, that's how actual racism works too. When people can't identify the real problem or when fixing it is out of reach, they focus their hostility on a convienent target.

 

[NQ 952]

what the fuck is incentive-capitalism?

money is the incentive you dumb faggot.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I am sorry to say this, but that is not really something I am surprised about.
I have looked in Herrn JewChippers tweets and realized he has a high obsession in general about NASA and traveling to space.
No idea why, but he genuinely believes that the democrats will ressurect the space travel programm or something and he wants to travel into space and see mankind pierce the heavens and some shit.

First, I doubt hat even if we would manage to travel into space in our life time, he could make it up there based on his health. I mean, there is still training to be done when you want to travel into space, right?

Second, why would the democrats have any desire to travel to Mars?

Third: If Bob wants to travel to the moon, does that mean I can make jokes involving him and the Movie "Iron Sky"? The one about nazis on the moon.

Isn't the moon kind of like Antarctica in that it's accorded as international territory?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Ha he's like Dwight from The Office:

"They're making me out to be a Bond villain. I like to think of myself as a brilliant scientist who will stop at nothing to remake the world. Like…not Doctor Moreau, someone good...Doctor Frankenstein, Doctor Jekyll, not them...Doctor…"

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

This sounds more rather than less like an idealized form of the fascism Mussolini initially promulgated than it does anything else. As in, the means of production remain nominally in private hands but there's a theoretically benign and all-powerful government that restrains, controls and ultimately orders how both capital and labor can be and at some level presumably must be allocated.

Or if you're uncomfortable with a nowadays loaded term like "fascism" I guess you could use Singapore under Lee Kuan Yew as a reasonable proxy. With the added benefit that Yew's Singapore actually worked while Mussolini's Italy was a ultimately a bad comic opera.

Or you could just conclude Bob is full of shit, has no idea what he's talking about and get on with your life.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Isn't the moon kind of like Antarctica in that it's accorded as international territory?

It's the subject of several international treaties regarding what countries can and cannot do with it.

Which I always found funny because only one country has ever been to the Moon.

 

[Dongus]

It's comforting to know that we have a bastion of reason like Bob to save us from our ignorance

 

[TheImportantFart]

It's comforting to know that we have a bastion of reason like Bob to save us from our ignorance

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Bob, what you've just described there is a dictatorship. I'd say you put your foot in your mouth again, but the status of you having feet is currently unknown so I'll just call you what you are - a dumbass.

 

[Count groudon]

I love how he believes that he's some sort of important aristocrat who's opinions are vital to improving the world when he's an obese guy that literally lives in a basement and makes a "living" (using that term very loosely here) by crying like a child over movies and vidya with a cartoony fake Boston accent. Is his massive ego a result of those demented "champion of Nintendo" dreams that he's let shape his life? If so then that's just depressing lol.

 

[NQ 952]

It's comforting to know that we have a bastion of reason like Bob to save us from our ignorance

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THAT IS A DICTATORSHIP. THAT IS A DICTATORSHIP

JESUS FUCK BOB

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN?!