Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Patrick Buttman]

I'm starting to think Bob is very VERY gay.

No thanks. You straight dudes can keep him.

Stop defending the ideology that would have me stoned to death because I want to wear my own clothes and sleep with girls. Stop pretending you give a shit about gay people when you are inviting thousands of people who want me dead into the country. Fucking hell, if these people were alive in the 1930s and 40s, they'd be defending Nazism, saying it's completely compatible with Jewish society and blaming "random furnace deaths" for all the dead Jews suddenly popping up.

Ditto. As a fellow homo, I'm mystified why SJWs scream about "Christians wanting to strip the rights of gays and women", yet remain dead silent about the Muslims who support Sharia Law, which legalizes the murder of women and gays. I'd wager that if Muslims weren't brown skinned, SJWs wouldn't be holding their tongues about women in the Middle East getting stoned for not wearing a burka or gay men getting set on fire and thrown off of buildings.

EDIT: this comic from Patri-Archie comics hits the nail on the head

 

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You could be the literal, actual last man on Earth but women would just become attracted to each other over getting thirsty for a man like Bob.

Surely he has to have even that amount of self awareness. If you cant get her wet, youll never get her wet.

I wouldn't even go that far with Good Ol' Chip.

For all of his intellectual musings and preening about a SUPERIOR FUTURE, it is painfully obvious that his emotional maturity peaked somewhere in middle school and has plateaued after freshman year of high school. I truly suspect he believes that life works by the same rules in "Saved by the Bell" in which life is broken down to "geeks and jocks" and all that a boy needs to do to win a girl is be nice and wait for that "very special episode" where he can jump in and be the hero, and they drive off into the sunset.

Anything that rattles this mindset he becomes venomous towards and in his flaccidity, all he can do is spout vitriol on his Twitter like all the "great minds" do, verbally jerking himself off in hopes to prove his dominance, but in the end only proving he's anward eight grader stuck in the body of a diabetic 30-something with diminishing prospects every single time he opens his quad-chined piehole.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I wouldn't even go that far with Good Ol' Chip.

For all of his intellectual musings and preening about a SUPERIOR FUTURE, it is painfully obvious that his emotional maturity peaked somewhere in middle school and has plateaued after freshman year of high school. I truly suspect he believes that life works by the same rules in "Saved by the Bell" in which life is broken down to "geeks and jocks" and all that a boy needs to do to win a girl is be nice and wait for that "very special episode" where he can jump in and be the hero, and they drive off into the sunset.

Anything that rattles this mindset he becomes venomous towards and in his flaccidity, all he can do is spout vitriol on his Twitter like all the "great minds" do, verbally jerking himself off in hopes to prove his dominance, but in the end only proving he's anward eight grader stuck in the body of a diabetic 30-something with diminishing prospects every single time he opens his quad-chined piehole.

I wonder if Bob would ever say yes to a High School reunion. Would he be willing to make amends with people who've moved on and grew up or (IMHO, the most likely option) show up, act snobby and remind his bullies why they hated him all those years ago.

 

[Adamska]

I wonder if Bob would ever say yes to a High School reunion. Would he be willing to make amends with people who've moved on and grew up or (IMHO, the most likely option) show up, act snobby and remind his bullies why they hated him all those years ago.

He'd shit his pants in fear, refuse to show because of muh bullying experience, and shitpost relentlessly on Twitter as he complains about all these idiots who are stuck in the past (when they gave him swirlies and rightfully kicked his maladjusted ass as bullies) while he's currently thinking we'll be fighting Tatanga on the moon like this:

All for his moon wheat.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

No thanks. You straight dudes can keep him.



Ditto. As a fellow homo, I'm mystified why SJWs scream about "Christians wanting to strip the rights of gays and women", yet remain dead silent about the Muslims who support Sharia Law, which legalizes the murder of women and gays. I'd wager that if Muslims weren't brown skinned, SJWs wouldn't be holding their tongues about women in the Middle East getting stoned for not wearing a burka or gay men getting set on fire and thrown off of buildings.

EDIT: this comic from Patri-Archie comics hits the nail on the head

Normally I'd accuse this comic of straw manning but that is basically exactly what happened to that Oregon bakery.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Fucking hell, if these people were alive in the 1930s and 40s, they'd be defending Nazism, saying it's completely compatible with Jewish society and blaming "random furnace deaths" for all the dead Jews suddenly popping up.

Actually they did and still like hitler

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

Bob should finish his transformation into Ayn Rand and just start calling people that want shared prosperity from U.S. trade policy looters.

 

[muina]

 

[DuckSucker]

I love all the guys who said they would want their state to secede (actual treason), that they want to kill the president elect (actual treason), and that they want to overthrow the electoral college because their candidate didnt win (probably pretty close to actual treason) are upset the Donald Trump made a tweet saying he endorsed Fox News over CNN and said CNN was run by Ruskies, and all these guys are getting butthurt and going "Republicans! This is treason! How are you letting this slide?!"

"Fox news?! THATS where I draw the line."

 

[The Colonel]

I love all the guys who said they would want their state to secede (actual treason), that they want to kill the president elect (actual treason), and that they want to overthrow the electoral college because their candidate didnt win (probably pretty close to actual treason)

Sounds like Texas.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Fuck sake, I hate Trump, but this is outright manufacturing controversy.

Also, learn what treason is. Fuck Putin, but voicing support of a nation in such a benign manner isn't treason.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

I love all the guys who said they would want their state to secede (actual treason), that they want to kill the president elect (actual treason), and that they want to overthrow the electoral college because their candidate didnt win (probably pretty close to actual treason) are upset the Donald Trump made a tweet saying he endorsed Fox News over CNN and said CNN was run by Ruskies, and all these guys are getting butthurt and going "Republicans! This is treason! How are you letting this slide?!"

"Fox news?! THATS where I draw the line."

I think the best part of that 'tard Twitter orgy was the guy comparing the current political landscape to Rocky IV.

Because Trump and Putin maintaining good political ties is totally the same as two meatheads beating the shit out of each other for 15 rounds while a hot Swedish supermodel looks on.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

I think the best part of that 'tard Twitter orgy was the guy comparing the current political landscape to Rocky IV.

Because Trump and Putin maintaining good political ties is totally the same as two meatheads beating the shit out of each other for 15 rounds while a hot Swedish supermodel looks on.

The real lesson from this entire election is how many people are incapable of understanding complex political phenomenon without falling back on pop culture.

 

[muina]

 

[CharlesBarkley]

This salt combined with bob's already normal sodium intake is going to cripple him. How much longer can this fat idiot keep going on angry tweeting?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

This salt combined with bob's already normal sodium intake is going to cripple him. How much longer can this fat idiot keep going on angry tweeting?

I'm still amazed he's not been admitted due to sodium overdose.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I think the best part of that 'tard Twitter orgy was the guy comparing the current political landscape to Rocky IV.

Because Trump and Putin maintaining good political ties is totally the same as two meatheads beating the shit out of each other for 15 rounds while a hot Swedish supermodel looks on.

Also the point of Rocky IV was that violence and enmity between the two nations was pointless and that "if I can change and you can change...EVERYONE CAN CHANGE."

 

[Walter Temple]

I think the best part of that 'tard Twitter orgy was the guy comparing the current political landscape to Rocky IV.

Because Trump and Putin maintaining good political ties is totally the same as two meatheads beating the shit out of each other for 15 rounds while a hot Swedish supermodel looks on.

It's better than that, actually. The guy missed the point of Rocky IV. While initially hating him, the Russian crowd starts to respect Rocky's dogged determination during the fight and start to cheer for the plucky American. After he wins, Rocky gives a rambling-punched-in-the-head-way-too-many-times-by-Dolph-Lundgren speech about how it's better for two men to fight in the ring than for millions to die. Because Russians and Americans are all still people and can learn to get along.

And then the entire Politburo rises to give him a STANDING OVATION!

Rocky IV is about making peace with Russia.

EDIT: Ninja'd again!

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Also the point of Rocky IV was that violence and enmity between the two nations was pointless and that "if I can change and you can change...EVERYONE CAN CHANGE."

You and @Walter Temple are missing the clever subtext which espouses beating the Superior Future™ into all communists. Much like the subtext of Amazing Grace and Chuck being that to ensure the Superior Future™, all nìggers have to move to Montana.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

You're missing the most important part. Where does the "Happy Birthday Paulie" robot fit into all this?