Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Lorento]

You're missing the most important part. Where does the "Happy Birthday Paulie" robot fit into all this?

That represents the automated future that will EXTERMINATE the dang dirty republicans.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

That right there IS the superior future. He turns it into his wife with a sexy lady voice.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

I think the best part of that 'tard Twitter orgy was the guy comparing the current political landscape to Rocky IV.

Because Trump and Putin maintaining good political ties is totally the same as two meatheads beating the shit out of each other for 15 rounds while a hot Swedish supermodel looks on.

What the fuck?!! YOU ARE SO COMPLETELY WRONG I CANNOT EVEN!!!!
It was a hot Danish supermodel.

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

I think Bob's superior future is Star Trek TNG with all of the productive people working for a creepily-militarized government replaced with the people that actually go to Star Trek cons.

 

[Foltest]

What the fuck?!! YOU ARE SO COMPLETELY WRONG I CANNOT EVEN!!!!
It was a hot Danish supermodel.

Damn. My memories are a lie.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

What the fuck?!! YOU ARE SO COMPLETELY WRONG I CANNOT EVEN!!!!
It was a hot Danish supermodel.

Dammit - you got me there. I keep thinking that Brigitte Nielsen is Swedish when she's actually Danish.

 

[House Of Reeves]

So I'm seeing some things on his Twitter feed about the Ronda Rousey fight and racism or something. Does Bob care about that sport, or is this just more bitching about something dumb?

 

[muina]

some more retweets

 

[The Colonel]

So I'm seeing some things on his Twitter feed about the Ronda Rousey fight and racism or something. Does Bob care about that sport, or is this just more bitching about something dumb?

The latter.

 

[Gordon Cole]

some more retweets

So, losers like Bob & this Vadim guy are gonna trot this out towards any blockbuster that sucks? Cause I swear, Bob says something to this effect every year whenever something like BvS comes out.

If he's that repetitive, I guess these movies really aren't "the end of everything".

Also "worse than God's Not Dead 2 and Marmaduke combined"? Can this guy at least compare movies that share a genre?

 

[Lorento]

Oh, Democrat voters claiming the MSM is biased against them and that Trump must have cheated to win. Funny, I only thought those BACKWARDS REPUBLICANS thought there was a conspiracy against them.

Two sides of the same coin, my friends.

 

[Lensherr]

some more retweets

I haven't seen Assassin's Creed because I don't think it looks appealing, but I highly doubt it's THAT bad. Like, there are probably at least 10 films this year that are worse. Bob's probably only this mad at it because AC is one of those "dudebro" games that he sees as contributing to the degeneration of gaming culture.

 

[Reality]

Oh, Democrat voters claiming the MSM is biased against them and that Trump must have cheated to win.

Reminder that #LiberalMediaMyAss is actually a thing.

I haven't seen Assassin's Creed because I don't think it looks appealing, but I highly doubt it's THAT bad. Like, there are probably at least 10 films this year that are worse. Bob's probably only this mad at it because AC is one of those "dudebro" games that he sees as contributing to the degeneration of gaming culture.

He probably has never even heard of those 10 films. His exposure to anything at all is restricted to the absolute most mainstream, which would explain why his views on video games are so heavily skewed (and why he has such awful taste in music).

 

[TheImportantFart]

and why he has such awful taste in music

I'm not actually aware of Bob's music tastes. Could you enlighten me?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I'm not actually aware of Bob's music tastes. Could you enlighten me?

This. I know his tastes in movies are mealy as fuck but I don't know anything about his favorite music.

 

[Reality]

I'm not actually aware of Bob's music tastes. Could you enlighten me?

This. I know his tastes in movies are mealy as fuck but I don't know anything about his favorite music.

It was posted earlier in the thread:

23:13 - 25:20

Bob takes a break in the middle of a video to spend 2 minutes virtue signalling about the Clintons and jerking himself off.

35:04 - 35:21

And now we know why Bob never discusses music.

EDIT: here's the time stamp:

 

[Kellemdavos]

It was posted earlier in the thread:


EDIT: here's the time stamp:

Of course Bob wants more Beyonce music.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Of course Bob wants more Beyonce music.

It's always goddamn Beyonce with SJWs. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that one of the most obnoxious groups of people flock to one of the most obnoxious popular musicians around.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Those aren't bad songs? They aren't what I listen to but its not like he listed out utter shit.

 

[Reality]

Those aren't bad songs? They aren't what I listen to but its not like he listed out utter shit.

>"I Don't Want to Miss a Thing"
>not utter shit